Food Review Thread / Benja Tells You If Your Food Is Healthy

[pissclams]

clams dossier
this stuff is like a mix of concentrated soy and worcestershire sauce
great for marinating steaks in
a little goes a long way, watch the sodium guys
runs about $3.50

grade: A

[pissclams]

Wait, the dave's have a baby?

I am an au pair to a lovely german family

I don't believe any of this. If the dave's had a baby, there would have been baby thread that I would have posted in. If sd was an au pair, their would have been an au pair thread that I would have posted in.

instead you're posting about babies in a food thread, keep up the great work all-star poster dobber

[pissclams]

does anyone have a tortilla recommendo?  i'd like to make my own but don't, so focus on store bought for this exercise

[slobber]

Wait, the dave's have a baby?

I am an au pair to a lovely german family

I don't believe any of this. If the dave's had a baby, there would have been baby thread that I would have posted in. If sd was an au pair, their would have been an au pair thread that I would have posted in.

instead you're posting about babies in a food thread, keep up the great work all-star poster dobber

That seems kind of mean and makes me feel sad. I am going to go home and have some of these:
, which is by far the best Girl Scout Cookie known to man.
Crispy shortbread with just the right amount of chocolatey goodness.
Grade: A


(Stop being so mean pissyclams)

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Sabra Supremely Spicy

Hummus usually doesn't have much spicy even when it says spicy amirite gals? well, hold onto your skirts because this one is actually spicy. Yummmers!

Grade: A

Edit: make sure to stir the middle part into the plain part like a functioning adult and not just chip off of the flavorful part like some kind of idiot and also like mrs. dave.

is mrs dave gluten free?

[steve dave]

Sabra Supremely Spicy

Hummus usually doesn't have much spicy even when it says spicy amirite gals? well, hold onto your skirts because this one is actually spicy. Yummmers!

Grade: A

Edit: make sure to stir the middle part into the plain part like a functioning adult and not just chip off of the flavorful part like some kind of idiot and also like mrs. dave.

is mrs dave gluten free?

no

[CNS]

does anyone have a tortilla recommendo?  i'd like to make my own but don't, so focus on store bought for this exercise

Mama Lupe burrito size flour tortillas

[pissclams]

curiously, i'm a lupe man myself.  sometimes they stick together and i get ruined lupe 'tillas

[Mr Bread]

Wait, the dave's have a baby?

I am an au pair to a lovely german family

I don't believe any of this. If the dave's had a baby, there would have been baby thread that I would have posted in. If sd was an au pair, their would have been an au pair thread that I would have posted in.

It is confusing.  That's a very in depth baby diet for what wikipedia says can't be a baby. 

[CNS]

curiously, i'm a lupe man myself.  sometimes they stick together and i get ruined lupe 'tillas

The worst is trying to open a new package without tearing the plastic and making the re-sealable thingy useless.

[420seriouscat69]

clams dossier
this stuff is like a mix of concentrated soy and worcestershire sauce
great for marinating steaks in
a little goes a long way, watch the sodium guys
runs about $3.50

grade: A

[Pete]

Sukhi's Indian Street Wraps

I really enjoy the Chicken Tikka Masala while mrs. dave likes the Veggie Samosa. Both have good spice and are easy to eat on the go. The Chicken Vindaloo wrap was somewhat bland. These are a staple in our freezer.

GRADE: A. Give them a try!

what store would one acquire those from?

They have them at Hyvee, Whole Foods and Natural Grocers here. We try to get them at Whole foods because they are 50 cents cheaper than Hyvee and we can also get the 10% case discount if we buy them by the box (I think there are 8 in a box).

These are 8 Weight Watchers Points Plus points per wrap, which is about the same as a Subway club sandwich on wheat.

[pissclams]

curiously, i'm a lupe man myself.  sometimes they stick together and i get ruined lupe 'tillas

The worst is trying to open a new package without tearing the plastic and making the re-sealable thingy useless.

confirmed lupe 'tilla user cns, this happens to me it's like their ziplock is made of steal and so are my guns.  steal on steal ends up tearing the 'tilla bag next thing you know i have stale 'tillas

[Benja]

Benja is pretty good at reviewing food

overall posting with more vigor, too

You kinda gotta generate your own momentum during combo-fanning season.

[star seed 7]

curiously, i'm a lupe man myself.  sometimes they stick together and i get ruined lupe 'tillas

i get lil' guy when it's available

[pissclams]

lil guys are good too but suffer from the same prob at lupe's- the stick

[star seed 7]

pan bimbo

simply the best sandwich bread out on the market.  i've only been able to find it in kc (of the places i've lived) and miss it dearly

grade: A+

[pissclams]

bimbo is the same as wonder bread

[star seed 7]

bimbo is the same as wonder bread

Wonderbread doesn't have that cute bear tho

[puniraptor]

The boneless wings of bread

[kim carnes]

does anyone have a tortilla recommendo?  i'd like to make my own but don't, so focus on store bought for this exercise

Mama Lupe burrito size flour tortillas

I like mama lupe low carb tortillas

[hemmy]

Cinnamon Roll Toaster Strudel:



Grade: B+

[nicname]

curiously, i'm a lupe man myself.  sometimes they stick together and i get ruined lupe 'tillas

The worst is trying to open a new package without tearing the plastic and making the re-sealable thingy useless.

 

[nicname]

Fig Newtons

They're not quite a cookie, but they're not really all that healthy either. Good way to trick health-conscious parents who are too lazy to do the proper research aka Nicname's dad. I liked them though, haven't had any in over 10 years (that I can remember).

Grade: B (from what I remember). Will report back after purchase and tasting.

[pissclams]

true story, nicname- fig newtons are disgusting but thanks for the review