Food Review Thread / Benja Tells You If Your Food Is Healthy

[Mrs. Gooch]

Sabra Supremely Spicy

Hummus usually doesn't have much spicy even when it says spicy amirite gals? well, hold onto your skirts because this one is actually spicy. Yummmers!

Grade: A

Edit: make sure to stir the middle part into the plain part like a functioning adult and not just chip off of the flavorful part like some kind of idiot and also like mrs. dave.

No, you only want to mix in the amount that you will be eating in the current sitting.

[Tobias]

i ate one of those last weekend and did it mrs dave style

[pissclams]

clams dossier
if you're not making your own hummus you are a downgrade

[steve dave]

Ella's Organic Packets (Spinach, Apple & Rutabega shown)

Crack cocaine for little babys. They cannot get enough of these things. Once they learn they can grab them and suck them down on their own like a capri sun they will chug them in like 1/2 of a second. If they see them at the store they will lose their crap wanting one right then. If you put them in the cart they will just become more infuriated because they don't understand that you are actually buying them for them. They want to eat them right that second. Pretty damn expensive at almost $2 a pop.

baby rating: A+
sd rating: C

[Tobias]

clams dossier
if you're not making your own hummus you are a downgrade

i think maybe we had you post a recipe once but don't think i ever made it :(

(mine is never any good, like garbage athenos level junk)

[Benja]

baby rating: A+
sd rating: C

 

[Benja]

Is that what kids eat these days? Or just your kids? I grew up chugging apple juice and chowing on sugar cereal 

[Tobias]

Is that what kids eat these days? Or just your kids? I grew up chugging apple juice and chowing on sugar cereal 

did you see that tub? 

[steve dave]

Is that what kids eat these days? Or just your kids? I grew up chugging apple juice and chowing on sugar cereal 

typical day:

breakfast:
-full fat greek yogurt (flavor: plain  )
-an entire banana 
-milk
breakfast seems to be the meal where babys love to just binge on food

lunch:
-usually like a tortilla with some cheese and chicken or black beans (all beans picked out and thrown on floor)
-mixed vegetables (all on the floor, zero in mouth)
-cheerios for dessert (babys love cheerios, almost as much as Ella's Organic Packets)
-milk

snack:
-graham cracker with laughing cow or almond butter or sun butter or a string cheese stick
-milk

dinner:
-a small portion of whatever I'm eating (chance of it being eaten about 25%)
-sweet potato disks I made at home which is a pain in the ass but if you make like 50 million of them at once and freeze them it's not so bad. flavor options are cummin and chili chowder or cinnamon (sweet or savory!)
-pea puree mixed 50/50 with apple sauce
-milk

I think this is typical stuff for most kids. at least most I've been around.

sd menu grade: A+
baby menu grade: C-

[Benja]

Is that what kids eat these days? Or just your kids? I grew up chugging apple juice and chowing on sugar cereal 

did you see that tub? 

I don't understand what you're saying. Tub?

[Tobias]

that baby eats more in a day than i have in my refrigerator

[420seriouscat69]

Is that what kids eat these days? Or just your kids? I grew up chugging apple juice and chowing on sugar cereal 

typical day:

breakfast:
-full fat greek yogurt (flavor: plain  )
-an entire banana 
-milk
breakfast seems to be the meal where babys love to just binge on food

lunch:
-usually like a tortilla with some cheese and chicken or black beans (all beans picked out and thrown on floor)
-mixed vegetables (all on the floor, zero in mouth)
-cheerios for dessert (babys love cheerios, almost as much as Ella's Organic Packets)
-milk

snack:
-graham cracker with laughing cow or almond butter or sun butter or a string cheese stick
-milk

dinner:
-a small portion of whatever I'm eating (chance of it being eaten about 25%)
-sweet potato disks I made at home which is a pain in the ass but if you make like 50 million of them at once and freeze them it's not so bad. flavor options are cummin and chili chowder or cinnamon (sweet or savory!)
-pea puree mixed 50/50 with apple sauce
-milk

I think this is typical stuff for most kids. at least most I've been around.

sd menu grade: A+
baby menu grade: C-

I eat less than a baby.

[Tobias]

I don't understand what you're saying. Tub?

babies that have one of these have an elite diet

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=26704.msg1120273#msg1120273

[Benja]

Is that what kids eat these days? Or just your kids? I grew up chugging apple juice and chowing on sugar cereal 

typical day:

breakfast:
-full fat greek yogurt (flavor: plain  )
-an entire banana 
-milk
breakfast seems to be the meal where babys love to just binge on food

lunch:
-usually like a tortilla with some cheese and chicken or black beans (all beans picked out and thrown on floor)
-mixed vegetables (all on the floor, zero in mouth)
-cheerios for dessert (babys love cheerios, almost as much as Ella's Organic Packets)
-milk

snack:
-graham cracker with laughing cow or almond butter or sun butter or a string cheese stick
-milk

dinner:
-a small portion of whatever I'm eating (chance of it being eaten about 25%)
-sweet potato disks I made at home which is a pain in the ass but if you make like 50 million of them at once and freeze them it's not so bad. flavor options are cummin and chili chowder or cinnamon (sweet or savory!)
-pea puree mixed 50/50 with apple sauce
-milk

I think this is typical stuff for most kids. at least most I've been around.

sd menu grade: A+
baby menu grade: C-

oh my god. that seems really good but maybe my parents fed me better than i remember. i don't think nutrition was a huge priority in the late 80's/early 90's though

[Benja]

Is that what kids eat these days? Or just your kids? I grew up chugging apple juice and chowing on sugar cereal 

typical day:

breakfast:
-full fat greek yogurt (flavor: plain  )
-an entire banana 
-milk
breakfast seems to be the meal where babys love to just binge on food

lunch:
-usually like a tortilla with some cheese and chicken or black beans (all beans picked out and thrown on floor)
-mixed vegetables (all on the floor, zero in mouth)
-cheerios for dessert (babys love cheerios, almost as much as Ella's Organic Packets)
-milk

snack:
-graham cracker with laughing cow or almond butter or sun butter or a string cheese stick
-milk

dinner:
-a small portion of whatever I'm eating (chance of it being eaten about 25%)
-sweet potato disks I made at home which is a pain in the ass but if you make like 50 million of them at once and freeze them it's not so bad. flavor options are cummin and chili chowder or cinnamon (sweet or savory!)
-pea puree mixed 50/50 with apple sauce
-milk

I think this is typical stuff for most kids. at least most I've been around.

sd menu grade: A+
baby menu grade: C-

btw full fat dairy = good call

[Benja]

I don't understand what you're saying. Tub?

babies that have one of these have an elite diet

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=26704.msg1120273#msg1120273

oh

[steve dave]

oh my god. that seems really good but maybe my parents fed me better than i remember. i don't think nutrition was a huge priority in the late 80's/early 90's though

I think it's just different now. I also ate lucky charms and mac n' cheese for like 90% of my caloric intake as a little kid. I think you get child protective services called on you if you do that today.

[slobber]

Wait, the dave's have a baby?

[steve dave]

Wait, the dave's have a baby?

I am an au pair to a lovely german family

[Benja]

oh my god. that seems really good but maybe my parents fed me better than i remember. i don't think nutrition was a huge priority in the late 80's/early 90's though

I think it's just different now. I also ate lucky charms and mac n' cheese for like 90% of my caloric intake as a little kid. I think you get child protective services called on you if you do that today.

This is probably why 8 year olds are better at twittering than me, at the same age I was eating rolly pollies and throwing rocks at friends

[pissclams]

clams dossier
very good orange and creme flavor
makes a great refreshing desert in the flavor of summer

grade: b

[pissclams]

clams dossier
the middle part is some where between double stuff and regular stuff
the outside?  well we all know and love the crispy golden cookie that oreo delivers every time
the taste of the middle?  very good, fruit punchy.  *artificially flavored
goes great in milk
limited edition, buy them quickly
cost ~$3.00 US

grade:  A-

[Mrs. Gooch]

SD, your baby eats chili chowder?

[Dugout DickStone]

Is that what kids eat these days? Or just your kids? I grew up chugging apple juice and chowing on sugar cereal 

typical day:

breakfast:
-full fat greek yogurt (flavor: plain  )
-an entire banana 
-milk
breakfast seems to be the meal where babys love to just binge on food

lunch:
-usually like a tortilla with some cheese and chicken or black beans (all beans picked out and thrown on floor)
-mixed vegetables (all on the floor, zero in mouth)
-cheerios for dessert (babys love cheerios, almost as much as Ella's Organic Packets)
-milk

snack:
-graham cracker with laughing cow or almond butter or sun butter or a string cheese stick
-milk

dinner:
-a small portion of whatever I'm eating (chance of it being eaten about 25%)
-sweet potato disks I made at home which is a pain in the ass but if you make like 50 million of them at once and freeze them it's not so bad. flavor options are cummin and chili chowder or cinnamon (sweet or savory!)
-pea puree mixed 50/50 with apple sauce
-milk

I think this is typical stuff for most kids. at least most I've been around.

sd menu grade: A+
baby menu grade: C-

black beans drive babies crazy, and it will for 4 years at least.  pro-tip, when they won't eat, roll out the black beans. 

[slobber]

Wait, the dave's have a baby?

I am an au pair to a lovely german family

I don't believe any of this. If the dave's had a baby, there would have been baby thread that I would have posted in. If sd was an au pair, their would have been an au pair thread that I would have posted in.