Food Review Thread / Benja Tells You If Your Food Is Healthy

[steve dave]

Benja is pretty good at reviewing food

[Benja]

Benja is pretty good at reviewing food

I spend WAY too much time considering what i'm eating.

[steve dave]

Benja is pretty good at reviewing food

I spend WAY too much time considering what i'm eating.

you should do this for me. I double fist indian street wraps because they are easy and delicious and possibly healthy and possibly unhealthy who the eff knows.

[steve dave]

Benja is pretty good at reviewing food

I spend WAY too much time considering what i'm eating.

is this thing good for me?

http://www.sukhis.com/products/StreetWraps/chicken-tikka-masala.php

[Tobias]

Benja is pretty good at reviewing food

overall posting with more vigor, too

[steve dave]

Benja is pretty good at reviewing food

overall posting with more vigor, too

I changed the name of the thread so we can get some answers around here

[steve dave]

Starbucks Tomato & Cheese Savory Square

Part of the new Starbucks La Boulange menu this savory square is like a flat piece of croissant with some tomato and cheese in the middle. I know what you're thinking, "STEVE DAVE THIS IS ONE OF THOSE SHITTY SUBWAY FLATTIZAS!". Hold on, it basically is except it's small and doesn't make you feel like a piece of trash for eating it. It's pretty good too. Doesn't really have pizza spices so it just tastes like bread and tomato and a tiny bit of cheese. They are also red hot and you cannot put them in your mouth for about 10 minutes after getting them.

Grade: B+

Benja, grade this SOB on healthiness. TIA.

http://www.starbucks.com/menu/food/bakery/tomato-cheese-savory-square

[Tobias]

that looks roughly 8,000 times better than a flatizza

[Benja]

Benja is pretty good at reviewing food

I spend WAY too much time considering what i'm eating.

is this thing good for me?

http://www.sukhis.com/products/StreetWraps/chicken-tikka-masala.php

Actually it seems like it's not too bad. Lots of ingredients which is usually bad but in this case they are almost all natural things. I would eat the crap out of those if I was hungry. Men should generally avoid soy, but it's fine in small doses, and 90% of the rest of the world uses tons of soy so it's hard to avoid if you eat things not from america.

[pissclams]

clams dossier-
tastes like gingerbread cookies
not sure the point of this product
probably healthy, has a healthy vibe to it
might be good with apple slices but who eats apples?

grade:  c

[steve dave]

it would be really meta if you spread that on a peanut butter cookie

[Benja]

Starbucks Tomato & Cheese Savory Square

Part of the new Starbucks La Boulange menu this savory square is like a flat piece of croissant with some tomato and cheese in the middle. I know what you're thinking, "STEVE DAVE THIS IS ONE OF THOSE SHITTY SUBWAY FLATTIZAS!". Hold on, it basically is except it's small and doesn't make you feel like a piece of trash for eating it. It's pretty good too. Doesn't really have pizza spices so it just tastes like bread and tomato and a tiny bit of cheese. They are also red hot and you cannot put them in your mouth for about 10 minutes after getting them.

Grade: B+

Benja, grade this SOB on healthiness. TIA.

http://www.starbucks.com/menu/food/bakery/tomato-cheese-savory-square

I probably wouldn't eat those just because it has enriched wheat flour which is like bread with all the good for you stuff taken out. BUT, it still has good stuff like onions and tomatoes and garlic and herbs, so nutrition grade = C. I'd eat it if I was very hungry/in a rush.

[pissclams]

staying on the TJ's theme


cowboy caviar
clams dossier
delicious
spicy
corn
chipotle flavor
great with chips
includes black beans

grade: A+

[steve dave]

Trader Joes Melange Cheddar & Gruyere

It's like if cheddar and gruyere had a baby cheese. It's pretty soft and shreds well. I think it could make a really great mac n' cheese. Will buy again.

Grade: A

[pissclams]

don miguel mini tacos (costco)



clams dossier
pan fry them in butter
dip them in trader joes garlic chipotle salsa
they're great

[XocolateThundarr]

Had this for lunch today.

Grade: A-

Needed more pepper.

[pissclams]

that was your lunch?  wtf

clams dossier
grade F

[XocolateThundarr]

that was your lunch?  wtf

clams dossier
grade F

I was in a hurry.

[Tobias]

i've done that many times, XT

[XocolateThundarr]

i've done that many times, XT

[Tobias]

i've also been known to eat the regular size ones in one extended sitting sometimes

[Tobias]

grade: A+

[steve dave]

Sabra Supremely Spicy

Hummus usually doesn't have much spicy even when it says spicy amirite gals? well, hold onto your skirts because this one is actually spicy. Yummmers!

Grade: A

Edit: make sure to stir the middle part into the plain part like a functioning adult and not just chip off of the flavorful part like some kind of idiot and also like mrs. dave.

[Dugout DickStone]

Sabra Supremely Spicy

Hummus usually doesn't have much spicy even when it says spicy amirite gals? well, hold onto your skirts because this one is actually spicy. Yummmers!

Grade: A

Edit: make sure to stir the middle part into the plain part like a functioning adult and not just chip off of the flavorful part like some kind of idiot and also like mrs. dave.

An 'A" for Sabra hummus?  Someone is in the pocket of big hummus.

[Benja]

Kalona All-Natural Cottage Cheese (Lumpy Milk Cheese)



Review: Ok, so it looks weird. Nobody is really sure what it is, or how it's made. But the mystery adds to the flavor. Of which it really has none. But add Triscuits or pineapple to it and its not so bad and will give you huge sexy muscles.

Grade: 2.5 dippin' dots out of 5