Food Review Thread / Benja Tells You If Your Food Is Healthy

[pissclams]

chocolate choco taco

clams dossier
pretty good
the ice cream smashes out the other side of the taco shell when you bite into it though
i think they should make these 25% bigger

grade: b-

[Bloodfart]

Theses are pretty great. 
Nice crisp and crunchy 
Underside is hollow so you can stuff them with fruit or whateves.

Pretty simple snack pastry but versatile and it is hands down the best snack Bimbo makes. IMO

[DQ12]

you don't make your own tortillas clams?  wow.

But hey while we at it, let's talk store bought salsa.  I like Mrs. Renfro's stuff.  Tons of different flavors and some have that little bite of spice that most other grocery store salsas lack.

[steve dave]

Melina's Mexican Salsa (Hot)

Probably the best salsa available retail. It's hot (says so on the jar and my mouth confirms). It tastes fresh. Doesn't have any oil in it like some salsa's that have that strange oily flavor. Downside is that it's a little wet so you have to be careful and not flood your taco or nachos with too much moisture.

Grade: A+ (best salsa grade for best salsa)

[hemmy]

Theses are pretty great. 
Nice crisp and crunchy 
Underside is hollow so you can stuff them with fruit or whateves.

Pretty simple snack pastry but versatile and it is hands down the best snack Bimbo makes. IMO

oh man those look tasty

[DQ12]

You know the salsa is authentic when the branding on the bottle looks really outdated.

Good choice SD.  Will give it a shot.

[420seriouscat69]

does anyone have a tortilla recommendo?  i'd like to make my own but don't, so focus on store bought for this exercise

Mama Lupe burrito size flour tortillas

I like mama lupe low carb tortillas

Are you fat, carnes?

[Benja]

You know the salsa is authentic when the branding on the bottle looks really outdated.

Good choice SD.  Will give it a shot.

Yes! As with almost everything ever, less effort put into marketing = better product

[pissclams]

you don't make your own tortillas clams?  wow.

But hey while we at it, let's talk store bought salsa.  I like Mrs. Renfro's stuff.  Tons of different flavors and some have that little bite of spice that most other grocery store salsas lack.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=32208.msg1121174#msg1121174

i subliminaled it

[star seed 7]

hostess donettes (chocolate)

great for a quick breakfast.  very tasty.  nice and "hard" chocolate coating with fresh donuty interior (unlike cheaper versions that have mushy yucky chocolate coating).  even better if slightly chilled.

rating: a+ but very bad for you

[puniraptor]

Gag, I would rather gnash chicken bones into shards than try to eat that plastic chocolate bullshit

[star seed 7]

Gag, I would rather gnash chicken bones into shards than try to eat that plastic chocolate bullshit

well make your own rough ridin' review

[puniraptor]

Gag, I would rather gnash chicken bones into shards than try to eat that plastic chocolate bullshit

well make your own rough ridin' review

See above: F zero

[Mr Bread]

Apparently puni has a butt for his mouth and through no fault of its own (a butt has no business tasting things) doesn't know an A+ treat when one is put in it.  Donettes are excellent.  Zut alors!

[slobber]

Quaker Oat Chewy Chocolate Chip granola bars. My breakfast about 4 mornings a week.
Grade: A (if I ranked it any lower, I'd feel like a lazy dumbass for not eating something different, and then a couple of posters would make fun of me in the other thread.)

[ben ji]

you don't make your own tortillas clams?  wow.

But hey while we at it, let's talk store bought salsa.  I like Mrs. Renfro's stuff.  Tons of different flavors and some have that little bite of spice that most other grocery store salsas lack.

I got the GF a Tortilla Press and cast Iron Skillet for Christmas, unfortunately she is not very good at making tortillas.   

[Benja]

Costco Brand Almond Butter

Review: Holy cow guys. This is just like peanut butter, but more almondy. It's so good.

Grade: 4.3 old chicago lasagna entree's out of 5

[steve dave]

mrs. dave eats this one:



mrs. dave rating: A. it tastes good and I eat a spoonful of it for breakfast about everyday and sometimes steal lil sd's grahm crackers and put this on them. YUMMERS!

sd rating: F-. it costs like $20 for a jar of it. wtf is wrong with peanut butter?

[Benja]

$20 is far too much for almond butter

[steve dave]

$20 is far too much for almond butter

I think it's actually around $15. I don't really care or hassle her about it but I was shocked when I picked some up for her.

[Mrs. Gooch]

Nutella is the best nut based spread there is. 

[steve dave]

Nutella is the best nut based spread there is. 

pretty crappy review.

Review grade: D

[Mrs. Gooch]

Nutella is the best nut based spread there is. 

pretty crappy review.

Review grade: D

I said it is the best one there is. You don't need a grade because the grade doesn't matter. All other nut based spreads would get a lower grade than Nutella.

[steve dave]

Nutella is the best nut based spread there is. 

pretty crappy review.

Review grade: D

I said it is the best one there is. You don't need a grade because the grade doesn't matter. All other nut based spreads would get a lower grade than Nutella.

Review of review grade: F-

[Benja]

Pineapple

Review: If you lived in the midwest in the old days and you wanted a delicious pineapple, you were crap out of luck buddy. But today, you can get them everywhere, cuz progress. They are so good. Today, I cut one up that looked just like this and put it in cottage cheese. Amazing.

Grade: 4.5 free hotdogs at bramlage out of 5