Author Topic: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013? "THAT'S OUR MACK!" (Read 16970 times)

scottwildcat · « **Reply #75 on:** July 07, 2013, 07:35:20 PM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on July 07, 2013, 07:34:55 PM

Quote from: scottwildcat on July 07, 2013, 07:32:35 PM
Quote from: SkinnyBenny on July 07, 2013, 07:30:08 PM
Flies into MHK on Friday night, spends Saturday wondering where everyone is. Breaks nose.

hahahahahahahahhahaha someone needs to start a web based sitcom about all the crap Mack gets into, that silly bastard!!!

"THAT'S OUR MACK!" is both the title and the catchphrase.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!

felix rex · « **Reply #76 on:** July 07, 2013, 07:38:41 PM »

Attends pregame screening of "That's Our Mack!" with media. Says "oooooooooh!" at inappropriate moment when everyone else "whoooooaahs!" Is too embarrassed to speak much for rest of day.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #77 on:** July 07, 2013, 07:45:05 PM »

Do I feel another sb/chunkles collabo-project coming on?

Sees K-State fans in stands across the field doing the WC hand signal thing from a distance. Eyesight is not what it used to be and he mistakenly thinks they're doing the "Okay" sign and trying to get him to look at the loop formed by thumb & forefinger. Spends entire game averting his gaze so as not to be hit.

felix rex · « **Reply #78 on:** July 07, 2013, 07:51:38 PM »

Ever since the "That's Our Mack!" idea, I just keep thinking of a post game presser of a downtrodden Mack explaining why they lost with SBTB-style "ooooooohs!" and sympathetic "aaaaaaahs" dubbed in after each answer to a hard-hitting question, and a _33/Family Matters type intro.

scottwildcat · « **Reply #79 on:** July 07, 2013, 08:00:11 PM »

Quote from: felix rex on July 07, 2013, 07:51:38 PM

Ever since the "That's Our Mack!" idea, I just keep thinking of a post game presser of a downtrodden Mack explaining why they lost with SBTB-style "ooooooohs!" and sympathetic "aaaaaaahs" dubbed in after each answer to a hard-hitting question, and a _33/Family Matters type intro.

WE'RE PICKING UP SPEED HERE GUYS!!!!!!!1

felix rex · « **Reply #80 on:** July 07, 2013, 08:08:47 PM »

Tries to search own name on twitter. Accidentally tweets it. Feed blown up with RTs before he can delete.

Katpappy · « **Reply #81 on:** July 07, 2013, 08:14:29 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on July 07, 2013, 11:05:31 AM

Brings his beagle "Vince" to game, Bevo stomps it to death and he spends first quarter digging a grave on campus.

That one is to close to my heart. LSOC, there no need for dog violence.

CNS · « **Reply #82 on:** July 07, 2013, 08:16:10 PM »

Sprains wrist during senior spinning class at his local Y and can't do HornsUp sign without excruciating pain. Spends the whole morning trying to explain it away to every fan who throws hornsup to him as to why he won't reciprocate. Nail in confidence coffin when he enters field and has to wave instead.

CNS · « **Reply #83 on:** July 07, 2013, 08:19:46 PM »

Buys a rootbeer and cheeseburger at Whataburger on way to stadium and gets stuck at the register digging into his pockets repeatedly for that one nickle that he rough ridin' KNOWS he has, because he saw it this morning, and he will be damned if he is going to break a twenty when he has exact change if he can only find that nickle. Breaks nose.

Late for game, cats took two TD lead.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #84 on:** July 07, 2013, 08:25:24 PM »

Gets to Sonic at 752pm after the game. Makes the entire team and staff wait 8 minutes to order half price shakes.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #85 on:** July 07, 2013, 08:29:17 PM »

Quote from: felix rex on July 07, 2013, 08:08:47 PM

Tries to search own name on twitter. Accidentally tweets it. Feed blown up with RTs before he can delete.

so good!

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #86 on:** July 07, 2013, 08:30:38 PM »

Walks into UT's stadium through a revolving door but it's too fun so he just keeps turning in circles for a few hours. Gets dizzy, you know what happens next.

kslim · « **Reply #87 on:** July 07, 2013, 08:45:32 PM »

Doesn't make it back to the second half after a taping of his flex seal commercial runs late

felix rex · « **Reply #88 on:** July 07, 2013, 08:53:40 PM »

A Major Applewhite fan group on Facebook unfriends him after a dismal performance against Ole Miss. A confused and betrayed Mack refuses to speak to Major the entire week before the game.

scottwildcat · « **Reply #89 on:** July 07, 2013, 08:55:16 PM »

Quote from: Kat Kid on July 07, 2013, 08:29:17 PM

Quote from: felix rex on July 07, 2013, 08:08:47 PM
Tries to search own name on twitter. Accidentally tweets it. Feed blown up with RTs before he can delete.

so good!

Might be the best yet.

CNS · « **Reply #90 on:** July 07, 2013, 08:55:36 PM »

Haircut snafu requires him to wear a hat and hats just don't feel right.

scottwildcat · « **Reply #91 on:** July 07, 2013, 08:57:11 PM »

Quote from: felix rex on July 07, 2013, 08:53:40 PM

A Major Applewhite fan group on Facebook unfriends him after a dismal performance against Ole Miss. A confused and betrayed Mack refuses to speak to Major the entire week before the game.

Another one of my faves!!! THAT'S OUR MACK!!!

AndrewVonLintel · « **Reply #92 on:** July 07, 2013, 08:58:24 PM »

Quote from: kslimlb3 on July 07, 2013, 08:45:32 PM

Doesn't make it back to the second half after a taping of his flex seal commercial runs late

Agree. It happens when they put the screen door in the bottom of the boat. Mack forgets to spray flex seal everywhere and the SS Bevotanic sinks to the bottom.

kslim · « **Reply #93 on:** July 07, 2013, 09:00:23 PM »

scottwildcat · « **Reply #94 on:** July 07, 2013, 09:07:55 PM »

Tabloid magazines catch Mack on a morning jog wearing Adidas socks, spends all week trying to smooth it over with Nike. Mentally exhausted by the week of kissing Nike's ass Mack forgets to bring his Longhorn pullover and has to run home to get it. While rushing back to the stadium he runs a red light gets pulled over and drops the "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM" line, gets thrown in jail. THAT'S OUR MACK!!!!!!

Katpappy · « **Reply #95 on:** July 07, 2013, 09:11:36 PM »

Quote from: kslimlb3 on July 07, 2013, 09:00:23 PM

crap

Yes kslimb, that's what I was thinking too. Mack grabs a bag of dried fruit for breakfast that morning, but doesn't realize he ate a bag of prunes before it's to late. During game runs to restroom and drops draws on way there; falls down and breaks nose.

felix rex · « **Reply #96 on:** July 07, 2013, 09:13:45 PM »

Facing a halftime deficit and desperate to motivate his struggling defense, he quotes the only popular song he's heard in the UT weight room that has a reference he recognizes, and tells the team to "wild the eff out and go Bobby Boucher!" Resultant racial controversy leads to 5-7 season.

felix rex · « **Reply #97 on:** July 07, 2013, 09:24:37 PM »

With the top-ranked QB recruit on his sideline, Mack gets over-excited after a big play and forgets what the kid has actually told him versus what he learned via Major's fake Facebook account with the cute girl avatar, triggering a halftime blame game that tears the staff apart.

CNS · « **Reply #98 on:** July 07, 2013, 09:31:09 PM »

He finds out that Angry Birds Star Wars exists and finds it even more addictive than Where's My Water. Boom. Season ruined.

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Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #99 on:** July 07, 2013, 10:03:04 PM »

Mis tunes his headset to Stern re- runs. Gets caught up in contest for boob job, blows game when he calls a "ba ba booey" screen