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Not sure why but I have been thinking about this a lot today.

My initial thought is that Texas will have an effective running game and then Mack will get cutesie and try to throw the ball. Zimmerman makes them pay by getting a couple of interceptions and K-State Wins 28-17.

My second thought is that Texas forgets that our QBs can run and our offense is unstoppable and puts up 350 yards rushing and only throws 4-6 passes for the game (2 Tyler Lockett 40 yard touchdowns likely). Then Mack freaks out and Zimmerman gets 2 interceptions when Texas starts to exclusively throw the ball.

This information is from ESPNs box score for last years game.

*Kansas State is outgained by Texas for the 4th straight time. And for the 4th straight time, Kansas State won the game. Texas outgained the Wildcats by 189 yards tonight in Austin, but still lost 17-13.
 
Turnover Margin for K-State Against Texas
2011  +2
2010  +5
2007  +4
2006   Even 


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« Last Edit: July 07, 2013, 08:23:08 PM by AndrewVonLintel »
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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2013, 12:54:46 PM »
Will accidentally drink out of Major's water bottle, get grossed out and be distracted all day.

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2013, 12:56:24 PM »
Forget to get a late checkout, billed for 2 nights.

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2013, 12:58:03 PM »
Leave iron on while showering, burns his Brooks Bros pinpoint

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2013, 01:00:54 PM »
Bevo gets sick and dies. ...Mack blames it on team play. Cats win 28 - 10.

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2013, 01:04:10 PM »
Forgets swim trunks on edge of bathtub, blames Jonathan Gray.

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2013, 01:05:35 PM »
Spends a good chunk of the first half wondering if he forgot to make American Express Black payment . . . spends halftime on phone with AE Black customer service.

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2013, 01:07:09 PM »
Leaves Sebring top down, it rains all afternoon

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2013, 01:09:24 PM »
Gets in robust debate with coaches in the box over who has the best tacos in Austin.   Mack rides Tacodeli hard while coordinators fight back with El Taccriddo.   When debate reaches critical mass a crucial call is missed on the field yielding a K-State game winning TD.

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2013, 01:11:10 PM »
Makes call to Bill before game commenting on Sharon's new pilate body and haircut

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2013, 01:14:13 PM »
Calls Sean "Shane", Bill is enraged

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2013, 01:19:20 PM »
Enrages half our team for not recruiting them at all.  Causes conf champy monster to rear its might head and roars.

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2013, 01:20:49 PM »
He'll attempt to do his job.
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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2013, 01:21:43 PM »
Mack asks Bill to proof read his playbook, Bill laughs and agrees willingly

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2013, 01:25:45 PM »
Forgets to put his belt on before heading to the stadium in the morning.  Realizes it just before kick and is never quite comfortable on the sideline, constantly wondering if anyone will notice.

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #15 on: July 06, 2013, 01:28:04 PM »
Forgets to set alarm, wakes up late, realizes he's playing Bill, goes back to sleep.

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2013, 01:28:48 PM »
Forgets to put his belt on before heading to the stadium in the morning.  Realizes it just before kick and is never quite comfortable on the sideline, constantly wondering if anyone will notice.

Tries tying a hoodie around waist, looks awkward

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #17 on: July 06, 2013, 01:31:55 PM »
Has salad for pregame meal, gets broccoli stuck in teeth, doesn't notice until he sees himself in the mirror at halftime.

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #18 on: July 06, 2013, 01:35:32 PM »
Calls for a punt on 3rd down.

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2013, 01:41:54 PM »
Has a severe case of IBS (who doesn't playing the cats?), spends majority of 2nd half drinking pepto and wiping his ass

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #20 on: July 06, 2013, 01:44:40 PM »
Leaves early to return a couple Red Box DVDs

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #21 on: July 06, 2013, 01:46:55 PM »
Leaves early to return a couple Red Box DVDs

Pretty wise decision. If you don't turn it in by 9 PM they charge you an extra day.

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #22 on: July 06, 2013, 01:50:05 PM »
First Half: On phone with local high school to be new HC

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #23 on: July 06, 2013, 01:51:02 PM »
Has an in-game cameo for new Friday Night Lights movie.  Spends most of the 3rd and 4th quarters shooting and re-shooting his scene.
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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #24 on: July 06, 2013, 01:54:16 PM »
Has an in-game cameo for new Friday Night Lights movie.  Spends most of the 3rd and 4th quarters shooting and re-shooting his scene so it looks just right for his recruiting image.

I'm guessing they had to keep re-shooting due to the horns inability to look good on film.