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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #50 on: July 07, 2013, 10:31:31 AM »
The night before, Mack Brown loses 3 consecutive games of tic-tac-toe to his grandson.  Instead of scripting first offensive possession, spends the evening trying to figure out how grandson did it.

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #51 on: July 07, 2013, 10:33:55 AM »
Forgets to buy Depends for game, soils multiple pairs of underwear.
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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #52 on: July 07, 2013, 10:37:58 AM »
These are all reasons Zimmerman is going to multiple interceptions right?


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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #53 on: July 07, 2013, 10:51:49 AM »
Youtubed WildCat vids to gain insight night before the game. Ends up watching hilarious cats-jumping-in-boxes vids all night.

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #54 on: July 07, 2013, 11:05:31 AM »
Brings his beagle "Vince" to game, Bevo stomps it to death and he spends first quarter digging a grave on campus.

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #55 on: July 07, 2013, 11:07:06 AM »
Sees his reflection in his master bath mirror on the morning of, demands who this intruder is and why he's wearing his clothes. Is never the same after.

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #56 on: July 07, 2013, 11:18:47 AM »
Youtubed WildCat vids to gain insight night before the game. Ends up watching hilarious cats-jumping-in-boxes vids all night.


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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #57 on: July 07, 2013, 11:42:59 AM »
Starts desperately calling for Vince Young to suit up in the fourth quarter when they're down two touchdowns while his other coaches just give him one of these  :dunno:

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #58 on: July 07, 2013, 12:39:48 PM »
Cable goes out, Mack stays home saturday to wait for cable guy some time between the hours of noon and 6 pm.

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #59 on: July 07, 2013, 12:50:00 PM »
Brings his beagle "Vince" to game, Bevo stomps it to death and he spends first quarter digging a grave on campus.

Wrong Texas school for burying dogs next to the stadium

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Re: Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #60 on: July 07, 2013, 12:57:34 PM »
Calls for a punt on 3rd down.

Snyder did this, I think with Beasley at QB. It's a very underrated strategy.

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How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #61 on: July 07, 2013, 04:09:35 PM »
Reaches in back pocket of pants for a pregame good luck Jolly Rancher, leaves back pocket hanging out for entire first quarter and a half, spends rest of game feeling like an embarrassed rube.  32-20 cats.
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #62 on: July 07, 2013, 05:53:00 PM »
Grabs old 36" khakis instead of proper 38s. Has to leave top bottom undone using a belt to bridge the gap. self-consciously spends whole game distractedly making sure his sweatshirt is pulled down enough to cover the whole mess.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #63 on: July 07, 2013, 06:17:02 PM »
 :lol: all of it.
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How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #64 on: July 07, 2013, 06:45:35 PM »
 In a moment of bravado, he will call for a fumble instead of the interception he knew was the safer choice, and it will go terribly wrong.

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How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #65 on: July 07, 2013, 07:03:37 PM »
Can't remember if he said "doggy dog" or "dog eat dog" world in pre-game interview about hot seat, or which is correct. Spends key time out googling proper usage, leading to drive-killing delay of game in the fourth.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #66 on: July 07, 2013, 07:04:33 PM »
Accidentally ties shoes together. Trips on way out of lockerroom, breaks nose.
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #67 on: July 07, 2013, 07:05:43 PM »
Accidentally ties shoes together. Trips on way out of lockerroom, breaks nose.

bahaahahaha that is soo Mack

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #68 on: July 07, 2013, 07:14:29 PM »
"Oh dang, I think I left my trunk open." Misses 1/2 the game trying to remember where he parked.
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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« Reply #69 on: July 07, 2013, 07:15:08 PM »
Unable to remember if Bergeron has a hard g, soft g, or maybe a Spanish h, and too embarrassed to ask, starts to put in Daje Johnson before forgetting where the accent goes, leading him to frantically call for a hurried Qb snive that is stuffed at the goal line.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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« Reply #70 on: July 07, 2013, 07:19:03 PM »

Unable to remember if Bergeron has a hard g, soft g, or maybe a Spanish h, and too embarrassed to ask, starts to put in Daje Johnson before forgetting where the accent goes, leading him to frantically call for a hurried Qb snive that is stuffed at the goal line.

Omg (pronounced with Spanish H).
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #71 on: July 07, 2013, 07:26:39 PM »
"Who was Major Applewhite texting at halftime? I bet it was Muschamp. But it looked like he took a dick pic. Do guys do that? And why isn't Snyder wearing a belt? Do you think people notice I have mine bridging the gap on my waist button?"

Trips and breaks nose.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #72 on: July 07, 2013, 07:30:08 PM »
Flies into MHK on Friday night, spends Saturday wondering where everyone is. Breaks nose.
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #73 on: July 07, 2013, 07:32:35 PM »
Flies into MHK on Friday night, spends Saturday wondering where everyone is. Breaks nose.

hahahahahahahahhahaha someone needs to start a web based sitcom about all the crap Mack gets into, that silly bastard!!!

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #74 on: July 07, 2013, 07:34:55 PM »
Flies into MHK on Friday night, spends Saturday wondering where everyone is. Breaks nose.

hahahahahahahahhahaha someone needs to start a web based sitcom about all the crap Mack gets into, that silly bastard!!!

"THAT'S OUR MACK!" is both the title and the catchphrase.
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12