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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #25 on: July 06, 2013, 01:56:47 PM »
Has an in-game cameo for new Friday Night Lights movie.  Spends most of the 3rd and 4th quarters shooting and re-shooting his scene so it looks just right for his recruiting image.

I'm guessing they had to keep re-shooting due to the horns inability to look good on film.

Or Mack  :dunno:

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #26 on: July 06, 2013, 02:17:33 PM »
Realizes the gravity of holding the most powerful job in the world and desperately hopes he doesn't disappoint anybody.

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #27 on: July 06, 2013, 02:19:18 PM »
Sleeps past his alarm and misses little rascals rerun

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #28 on: July 06, 2013, 03:21:26 PM »
   Mack will coach the perfect game...Cats still win

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #29 on: July 06, 2013, 03:41:01 PM »
Calls for a punt on 3rd down.
for reals, Mack will punt to TT and kick to TLBL
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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #30 on: July 06, 2013, 03:43:10 PM »
Watches more Matlock than film of #Life

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #31 on: July 06, 2013, 03:52:31 PM »
Thinks Bell transferred, so he calls Stoops and asks for pointers.  Stoops curses at him and tells him to get lost.  Latter that day, Mack can't find his way to the stadium.  Major Applewhite becomes acting HC and since the boss is gone, he focus's on young lassies along the sidelines and forgets to make play calls.  Kats WIN!!!!!  :dance:
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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #32 on: July 06, 2013, 04:05:48 PM »
Mack gets wind that he is playing an SEC team in the preseason, reveals entire UT playbook while playing Ole Miss. Bill watches said game feverously and new Juco-Defense cats blow up macks offensive hopes on every play.   :billdance:

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #33 on: July 06, 2013, 04:13:27 PM »
As Sams kneels in the victory formation, Mack runs out on the field too quickly to greet his good friend Bill.  Field has to be cleared for one more kneel.  Laughs about it in press conference.

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Re: Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #34 on: July 06, 2013, 04:22:14 PM »
Leaves early to return a couple Red Box DVDs

Pretty wise decision. If you don't turn it in by 9 PM they charge you an extra day.
agreed..can't think of how many times I've paid 5+ dollars for a movie I wouldn't pay 10 cents to go see

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Re: Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #35 on: July 06, 2013, 04:34:33 PM »
Leaves early to return a couple Red Box DVDs

Pretty wise decision. If you don't turn it in by 9 PM they charge you an extra day.
agreed..can't think of how many times I've paid 5+ dollars for a movie I wouldn't pay 10 cents to go see

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It costs a dollar a day to rent from Redbox. :dubious:

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Re: Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #36 on: July 06, 2013, 04:36:30 PM »
Leaves early to return a couple Red Box DVDs

Pretty wise decision. If you don't turn it in by 9 PM they charge you an extra day.
agreed..can't think of how many times I've paid 5+ dollars for a movie I wouldn't pay 10 cents to go see

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #37 on: July 06, 2013, 05:00:43 PM »
Gets a Steak burrito from Chipotle, forgets to ask for extra guacamole.
"I’m the man of the hour, too sweet to be sour. What you see is what you get and what you don’t is better yet. I’m the women’s pick, I’m the men’s regret and if you pick against LHC Bill Snyder you made a bad bet.”

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #38 on: July 06, 2013, 06:21:04 PM »
Runs out of sugar at coffee station and has to use Truvia and can't shake that aftertaste.  Ends up waterlogged from trying to wash it out with too much Gatorade.  Has to pee multiple times during game.   

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #39 on: July 06, 2013, 07:05:24 PM »
Asks Deloss to cover a series for him so he can take a dump.

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #40 on: July 07, 2013, 08:13:26 AM »
Puts a left side contact lense in both eyes

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #41 on: July 07, 2013, 08:29:53 AM »
Have really enjoyed these

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #42 on: July 07, 2013, 09:06:15 AM »
Looks up to see the latest "So-and-so is not our standard" banner flying above, gets vertigo, and opts to kick into the wind.

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #43 on: July 07, 2013, 09:29:02 AM »
Substitutes Ashe for McCoy when he totally meant to sub McCoy for Ashe.  Ashe and McCoy get confused as crap and don't get it sorted out mentally for over a week costing them the KSU game as well as the following game.

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How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #44 on: July 07, 2013, 09:53:25 AM »
Fly is down.
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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #45 on: July 07, 2013, 09:55:37 AM »
Has horrible farts on sideline, blames the O-line coach

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Re: Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #46 on: July 07, 2013, 09:56:47 AM »
Has horrible farts on sideline, blames the O-line coach

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #47 on: July 07, 2013, 09:59:13 AM »
Spends a good chunk of the first half wondering if he forgot to make American Express Black payment . . . spends halftime on phone with AE Black customer service.

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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #48 on: July 07, 2013, 10:04:36 AM »
 Stops by Shaggy Bevo tailgate to yell at them, ends up getting pretty buzzed and abandons run game
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Re: How is Mack Brown going to Screw up on Sept. 21st 2013?
« Reply #49 on: July 07, 2013, 10:12:12 AM »
these are very good.
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