A drunk, pissed off Augie Garrido shows up for the game and acts like he owns the place. At halftime Augie yells at the team "In 15 minutes you guys will all probably be rough ridin' fine with this, so I'm going to say it right now", which hurts Major's feelings and causes him to cry in the corner. An intimidated Mack just lets Augie coach the 2nd half because he thinks it might be a special cross-over episode for the LHN and he doesn't want to speak up and make DeLoss mad. Two minutes into the 3rd quarter a drunk and confused Augie yells at Major sending the runner home with 2 outs, causing Major to pout and go back to the locker room. UT loses when Ash runs a draw play on 4th & 12 because he forgot what play the signal "two fingers on cap bill, two fingers on forearm, then two fingers back to cap bill" was for. The entire time Mack is worried that his house might have burned down because he thinks he left the iron on.