Author Topic: Greatest email ever. (Read 8634 times)

Institutional Control · « **on:** April 18, 2013, 03:27:39 PM »

http://deadspin.com/we-rough ridin'-suck-so-far-a-sorority-girl-lashes-out-at-476159462?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

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Are you people rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)? That's not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you're mentally slow so I can make sure you don't go to anymore night time events.

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #1 on:** April 18, 2013, 03:33:46 PM »

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I will rough ridin' $!#* punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a eff if you SOR me, I WILL rough ridin' ASSAULT YOU.

CNS · « **Reply #2 on:** April 18, 2013, 03:35:32 PM »

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on April 18, 2013, 03:33:46 PM

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I will rough ridin' $!#* punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a eff if you SOR me, I WILL rough ridin' ASSAULT YOU.

Beat me to it. Jesus, this is amazing.

The Word.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #3 on:** April 18, 2013, 03:36:50 PM »

I do not believe a real life girl wrote that.

CNS · « **Reply #4 on:** April 18, 2013, 03:38:08 PM »

Bread, it's almost like you don't commonly hear women in your life telling other women they will "$!#* punt" them.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #5 on:** April 18, 2013, 03:39:17 PM »

It's probably some chick on roids.

'taterblast · « **Reply #6 on:** April 18, 2013, 03:41:02 PM »

huge fan of this girl.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #7 on:** April 18, 2013, 03:43:08 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on April 18, 2013, 03:38:08 PM

Bread, it's almost like you don't commonly hear women in your life telling other women they will "$!#* punt" them.

If a real life sorority college girl actually wrote that e-mail, she would have to be significantly unattractive not for me to fall immediately in love with her. I like to think this make believe girl that wrote this is like young Amy Poehler attractive. Like not hot, but combined with this kind of personality, love worthy.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #8 on:** April 18, 2013, 03:43:32 PM »

Quote from: emawblast on April 18, 2013, 03:41:02 PM

huge fan of this girl.

No. nonononono.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #9 on:** April 18, 2013, 03:46:03 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on April 18, 2013, 03:43:32 PM

Quote from: emawblast on April 18, 2013, 03:41:02 PM
huge fan of this girl.

No. nonononono.

Definitely hotter than Amy Poehler.

CNS · « **Reply #10 on:** April 18, 2013, 03:47:49 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on April 18, 2013, 03:43:08 PM

Quote from: CNS Casey on April 18, 2013, 03:38:08 PM
Bread, it's almost like you don't commonly hear women in your life telling other women they will "$!#* punt" them.

If a real life sorority college girl actually wrote that e-mail, she would have to be significantly unattractive not for me to fall immediately in love with her. I like to think this make believe girl that wrote this is like young Amy Poehler attractive. Like not hot, but combined with this kind of personality, love worthy.

This is probably a Te'oEsque trick to get you to fall for a guy.

Smart move being immediately cautious.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #11 on:** April 18, 2013, 03:50:16 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on April 18, 2013, 03:47:49 PM

Quote from: Mr Bread on April 18, 2013, 03:43:08 PM
Quote from: CNS Casey on April 18, 2013, 03:38:08 PM
Bread, it's almost like you don't commonly hear women in your life telling other women they will "$!#* punt" them.

If a real life sorority college girl actually wrote that e-mail, she would have to be significantly unattractive not for me to fall immediately in love with her. I like to think this make believe girl that wrote this is like young Amy Poehler attractive. Like not hot, but combined with this kind of personality, love worthy.

This is probably a Te'oEsque trick to get you to fall for a guy.

Smart move being immediately cautious.

Indeed. If that's the pic they're trying to pass off as the person that wrote this it's got to be a tfishing. I mean the universe has rules after all.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #12 on:** April 18, 2013, 03:52:25 PM »

WHAT. A. STUD. And I'm not into Greek life.

CNS · « **Reply #13 on:** April 18, 2013, 03:53:13 PM »

Someone needs to offer that sorority a reality TV show like yesterday.

'taterblast · « **Reply #14 on:** April 18, 2013, 03:53:55 PM »

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/featured/reader-email-this-smoke-from-maryland-just-wrote-the-best-letter-to-her-sorority-in-the-history-of-letters-because-she-was-unhappy-with-their-greek-week-performance/

CNS · « **Reply #15 on:** April 18, 2013, 03:54:38 PM »

Quote from: Wackycat08 on April 18, 2013, 03:52:25 PM

WHAT. A. STUD. And I'm not into Greek life.

Nor am I, but you have to be able to appreciate things outside of your wheelhouse, WC.

'taterblast · « **Reply #16 on:** April 18, 2013, 03:56:04 PM »

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I will rough ridin' $!#* punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don’t give a eff if you SOR me, I WILL rough ridin' ASSAULT YOU

Johnny Wichita · « **Reply #17 on:** April 18, 2013, 03:56:37 PM »

Her email was spot on. Get it together girls.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #18 on:** April 18, 2013, 03:56:47 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on April 18, 2013, 03:54:38 PM

Quote from: Wackycat08 on April 18, 2013, 03:52:25 PM
WHAT. A. STUD. And I'm not into Greek life.

Nor am I, but you have to be able to appreciate things outside of your wheelhouse, WC.

Oh, it's appreciated.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #19 on:** April 18, 2013, 03:57:02 PM »

Next female CEO of Hewlett Packard. Calling it right now. Amazing. Like three thumbs up my pee hole amazing.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 18, 2013, 03:59:48 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on April 18, 2013, 03:57:02 PM

Next female CEO of Hewlett Packard. Calling it right now. Amazing. Like three thumbs up my pee hole amazing.

I was just going to say that. She'll run something someday and you're always going to know where you stand with her as an employee.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #21 on:** April 18, 2013, 04:03:16 PM »

Quote from: Wackycat08 on April 18, 2013, 03:59:48 PM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on April 18, 2013, 03:57:02 PM
Next female CEO of Hewlett Packard. Calling it right now. Amazing. Like three thumbs up my pee hole amazing.
I was just going to say that. She'll run something someday and you're always going to know where you stand with her as an employee.

You offering your thumb? I only got two.

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #22 on:** April 18, 2013, 04:05:39 PM »

From the comments of the barstool article:

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Rebecca- Please send nude photos of yourself to [email protected] or else I will send out an anonymous Email to every frat bro at U Maryland informing them that your sorority sucks. So help me God, I will do it.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #23 on:** April 18, 2013, 04:11:13 PM »

Seems all cute and adorable until she turns that attitude on you.

'taterblast · « **Reply #24 on:** April 18, 2013, 04:12:51 PM »

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on April 18, 2013, 04:05:39 PM

From the comments of the barstool article:

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Rebecca- Please send nude photos of yourself to [email protected] or else I will send out an anonymous Email to every frat bro at U Maryland informing them that your sorority sucks. So help me God, I will do it.

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