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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Institutional Control on April 18, 2013, 03:27:39 PM
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http://deadspin.com/we-rough ridin'-suck-so-far-a-sorority-girl-lashes-out-at-476159462?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
Are you people rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)? That's not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you're mentally slow so I can make sure you don't go to anymore night time events.
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I will rough ridin' $!#* punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a eff if you SOR me, I WILL rough ridin' ASSAULT YOU.
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I will rough ridin' $!#* punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a eff if you SOR me, I WILL rough ridin' ASSAULT YOU.
Beat me to it. Jesus, this is amazing.
The Word.
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I do not believe a real life girl wrote that.
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Bread, it's almost like you don't commonly hear women in your life telling other women they will "$!#* punt" them.
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It's probably some chick on roids.
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huge fan of this girl.
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Bread, it's almost like you don't commonly hear women in your life telling other women they will "$!#* punt" them.
If a real life sorority college girl actually wrote that e-mail, she would have to be significantly unattractive not for me to fall immediately in love with her. I like to think this make believe girl that wrote this is like young Amy Poehler attractive. Like not hot, but combined with this kind of personality, love worthy.
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huge fan of this girl.
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No. nonononono.
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huge fan of this girl.
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No. nonononono.
Definitely hotter than Amy Poehler.
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Bread, it's almost like you don't commonly hear women in your life telling other women they will "$!#* punt" them.
If a real life sorority college girl actually wrote that e-mail, she would have to be significantly unattractive not for me to fall immediately in love with her. I like to think this make believe girl that wrote this is like young Amy Poehler attractive. Like not hot, but combined with this kind of personality, love worthy.
This is probably a Te'oEsque trick to get you to fall for a guy.
Smart move being immediately cautious.
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Bread, it's almost like you don't commonly hear women in your life telling other women they will "$!#* punt" them.
If a real life sorority college girl actually wrote that e-mail, she would have to be significantly unattractive not for me to fall immediately in love with her. I like to think this make believe girl that wrote this is like young Amy Poehler attractive. Like not hot, but combined with this kind of personality, love worthy.
This is probably a Te'oEsque trick to get you to fall for a guy.
Smart move being immediately cautious.
Indeed. If that's the pic they're trying to pass off as the person that wrote this it's got to be a tfishing. I mean the universe has rules after all.
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WHAT. A. STUD. And I'm not into Greek life.
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Someone needs to offer that sorority a reality TV show like yesterday.
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http://boston.barstoolsports.com/featured/reader-email-this-smoke-from-maryland-just-wrote-the-best-letter-to-her-sorority-in-the-history-of-letters-because-she-was-unhappy-with-their-greek-week-performance/
(http://boston.barstoolsports.com/featured/reader-email-this-smoke-from-maryland-just-wrote-the-best-letter-to-her-sorority-in-the-history-of-letters-because-she-was-unhappy-with-their-greek-week-performance/)
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WHAT. A. STUD. And I'm not into Greek life.
Nor am I, but you have to be able to appreciate things outside of your wheelhouse, WC.
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I will rough ridin' $!#* punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don’t give a eff if you SOR me, I WILL rough ridin' ASSAULT YOU
:lol: :lol:
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Her email was spot on. Get it together girls.
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WHAT. A. STUD. And I'm not into Greek life.
Nor am I, but you have to be able to appreciate things outside of your wheelhouse, WC.
Oh, it's appreciated.
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Next female CEO of Hewlett Packard. Calling it right now. Amazing. Like three thumbs up my pee hole amazing. :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:
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Next female CEO of Hewlett Packard. Calling it right now. Amazing. Like three thumbs up my pee hole amazing. :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:
I was just going to say that. She'll run something someday and you're always going to know where you stand with her as an employee.
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Next female CEO of Hewlett Packard. Calling it right now. Amazing. Like three thumbs up my pee hole amazing. :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:
I was just going to say that. She'll run something someday and you're always going to know where you stand with her as an employee.
You offering your thumb? I only got two. :cheers:
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From the comments of the barstool article:
Rebecca- Please send nude photos of yourself to [email protected] or else I will send out an anonymous Email to every frat bro at U Maryland informing them that your sorority sucks. So help me God, I will do it.
:lol:
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Seems all cute and adorable until she turns that attitude on you.
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From the comments of the barstool article:
Rebecca- Please send nude photos of yourself to [email protected] or else I will send out an anonymous Email to every frat bro at U Maryland informing them that your sorority sucks. So help me God, I will do it.
:lol:
the comments are golden
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I'm going to be threatening $!#* punts for weeks now.
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So in Greek life, you are forced to go socialize with a certain group of other people? Did not know this.
Anyway, if the email is made as a joke then this girl is the best, if it's just pure rage, then yuck.
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There's kstate Greeks and then there are real Greeks
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bread deserves another big ten poster on this blog
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There's kstate Greeks and then there are real Greeks
Excellent point here. It really depends where you're at whether it's beneficial or not to partake.
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bread deserves another big ten poster on this blog
wut
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Seems all cute and adorable until she turns that attitude on you.
Correction: She looks all cute and adorable. That attitude makes her edgy and hot.
Pro-tip: Whoever she dates, they fight a lot and I'm betting he treats her like crap. That is how I would have won her heart in college.
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There's kstate Greeks and then there are real Greeks
did not know many real Greek people in college. Weird people. Super hairy arms. Really like Gyros though.
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She's like Sarah Silverman with roid rage.
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She's like Sarah Silverman with roid rage.
No. Sarah Silverman is very far away from an angry sorority girl on the girl spectrum.
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Pro-tip: Whoever she dates, they fight a lot and I'm betting he treats her like crap. That is how I would have won her heart in college.
yes.
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:horrorsurprise:
http://jezebel.com/tweets-from-the-deranged-sorority-girls-deleted-twitte-476337771 (http://jezebel.com/tweets-from-the-deranged-sorority-girls-deleted-twitte-476337771)
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What a psychotic slutbag. Why should the girls be forced to hang out and interact with a herd of losers if they don't want to? This email is emblematic of the stupidity of Greek life.
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Color me shocked to learn she is openly racist. If something seems to good to be true, it is. This can go in the advice to young crap heads thread.
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What a psychotic slutbag. Why should the girls be forced to hang out and interact with a herd of losers if they don't want to? This email is emblematic of the stupidity of Greek life.
Same reason teams run sprints at practice...few enjoy it, but it makes the team better.
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haha ok maybe she sucks. damnit.
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That's a fairly standard listserv from one of the more emaw houses on campus, but I can assure you that it is generally in jest, and after 1 am.
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:lol:
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:lol:
Wow!
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horny little slut, definitely one-night stand worthy :drool:
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I have never been so sure of anything in my life then the fact that this chick will let you put it in her ass
:lol: oh man the comments
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I have never been so sure of anything in my life then the fact that this chick will let you put it in her ass
:lol: oh man the comments
:thumbs:
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Man there's something seriously wrong with me
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Every bro in America all of a sudden wants a shot at this girl. She is brilliant, imo.
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Every bro in America all of a sudden wants a shot at this girl. She is brilliant, imo.
Seems like every guy in America already had their shot at in her.
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She jelly! :D
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I just wanna treat her bad, man.
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I want her to treat me bad.
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mrs. gooch would you like some peanut butter with that?
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:D
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grats gooch
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Cheers!
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Man, she's a dp kinda girl? She's brave!
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Man Mrs. Gooch is not wrong here. What I'm saying is maybe even if every other member of her sorority was a complete "boner" it wouldn't matter, she sounds like enough for a whole frat to have fun with.
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Man Mrs. Gooch is not wrong here. What I'm saying is maybe even if every other member of her sorority was a complete "boner" it wouldn't matter, she sounds like enough for a whole frat to have fun with.
she has to make up for their awkwardness somehow. :dunno: just being a team player, imo.
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I'm sure she's a nice girl irl. Maybe she just feels like she has to mother eff these bitches because they don't listen? Maybe that's the kind of coaching that they will take when the other stuff doesn't stick? Food for rough ridin' thought at least.
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I'm sure she tried doing it the nice way first, if that's what you're saying sd.
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I am having the best time ever imagining this girl trying to get a bunch of Lena Dunhams to cooperate at the Sigma Nu rager last weekend. :lol:
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if mrs. gooch is trying to clown shoe this girl she isn't doing a very good job
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if mrs. gooch is trying to clown shoe this girl she isn't doing a very good job
:lol:
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this girls sex tape is gonna be pretty hilarious
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She's a very talented writer.
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She's a very talented writer.
I agree
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I'm not saying there's anything wrong with rough ridin' a bunch of strangers when you're in college. There's no reason to advertise it is all.
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i feel like this girl would be a really good PI poster here
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I'm not saying there's anything wrong with rough ridin' a bunch of strangers when you're in college. There's no reason to advertise it is all.
:shakesfist:
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omg that little whore
:lol:
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I'm sure she's a nice girl irl. Maybe she just feels like she has to mother eff these bitches because they don't listen? Maybe that's the kind of coaching that they will take when the other stuff doesn't stick? Food for rough ridin' thought at least.
She probably tried to go all oscar Weber coaching style first, then when that didn't work she had to get all Frank on their asses. I agree with SD
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I'm not saying there's anything wrong with rough ridin' a bunch of strangers when you're in college. There's no reason to advertise it is all.
sheesh. t's and p's gooch. :blindfold:
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Her email was spot on. Get it together girls.
You only get one chance with THE Sigma Nus
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Every bro in America all of a sudden wants a shot at this girl. She is brilliant, imo.
no.
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Count on it, somebody's going to offer her some $$$ to pose or do some video.
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if mrs. gooch is trying to clown shoe this girl she isn't doing a very good job
:lol:
:lol:
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I'm sure she's a nice girl irl. Maybe she just feels like she has to mother eff these bitches because they don't listen? Maybe that's the kind of coaching that they will take when the other stuff doesn't stick? Food for rough ridin' thought at least.
She probably tried to go all oscar Weber coaching style first, then when that didn't work she had to get all Frank on their asses. I agree with SD
Oh, man. Do you think she offered them chicken nuggets if they'd stick around and talk to the guys?
And MC and SD saying she's a great writer are absolutely right. She used a couple of terms that I never would, but placed them at the climax of her e-mail for maximum effect. Grammar and syntax were pretty spot on, too.
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if mrs. gooch is trying to clown shoe this girl she isn't doing a very good job
:lol:
:lol:
Pretty sure Mrs. Gooch could $!#* punt with the best of them.
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if mrs. gooch is trying to clown shoe this girl she isn't doing a very good job
:lol:
:lol:
Pretty sure Mrs. Gooch could $!#* punt with the best of them.
:sdeek:
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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4ad20b4edf/michael-shannon-reads-the-insane-sorority-letter
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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4ad20b4edf/michael-shannon-reads-the-insane-sorority-letter
that... is outstanding.
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wow
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That is incredible :lol:
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oh wow.
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That really made my day.
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:lol:
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my roommate sent an email to our house after a chair was projectiled out of a window and on his car. it was the greatest email I have ever read.....until now
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I'm gonna need somebody to monitor twitter for me until her account comes back online... Surely, she's not gone for ever.
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"DOUBLE rough ridin' NEWS FLASH!" <-almost as funny $!#* punt.
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If I see one more girl being a goddamn BONER...
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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4ad20b4edf/michael-shannon-reads-the-insane-sorority-letter
This gets the author a job writing in Hollywood immediately, doesn't it?
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Why couldn't my name be changed to Rebecca Martinson Creep?! :love: :love: :love:
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Why couldn't my name be changed to Rebecca Martinson Creep?! :love: :love: :love:
Maybe $!#* Punt Creep
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weird seeing nelson van alden in the present day
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yes he's very weird in bwalk empys
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i like seeing a surly grown man say "night time events."
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Would love to see masky mask read the email!
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:frown:
http://gawker.com/sorority-email-writer-resigns-guilty-of-caring-too-muc-480788491?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_twitter&utm_source=gawker_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
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what a goddamn BONER
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does it mention if shes single or not? asking for a friend.
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does it mention if shes single or not? asking for a friend.
I would imagine she's never single, but always available.
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Well, looks like ol' $!#* Punt got $!#*-punted and is no longer a DG... I'm assuming that she just got more attractive to the 'anti-greek' populace now that she's a geed like you.
http://totalfratmove.com/$!#*-punt-has-officially-resigned-from-delta-gamma/
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This chick is perfectly situated to start her own house right now. If she does, it would probably be the bossest house immediately.
No boners. No awkward losers. Just a bunch of double news flash awesome ladies $!#* punting the crap out of the competition.
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Well, looks like ol' $!#* Punt got $!#*-punted and is no longer a DG... I'm assuming that she just got more attractive to the 'anti-greek' populace now that she's a geed like you.
http://totalfratmove.com/$!#*-punt-has-officially-resigned-from-delta-gamma/
post another totalfratmove.com article here and see what happens.
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Well, looks like ol' $!#* Punt got $!#*-punted and is no longer a DG... I'm assuming that she just got more attractive to the 'anti-greek' populace now that she's a geed like you.
http://totalfratmove.com/$!#*-punt-has-officially-resigned-from-delta-gamma/
post another totalfratmove.com article here and see what happens.
Do you have one in mind?
Sadly, they are the only respectable media outlet that has been providing bostonbomber-like coverage on the developing $!#* punt issue.
:gocho:
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Sad day for Sigma Nu's
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Roger Dorn (@RogerDornTFM) is a writer, editor and content manager for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for crap
Read more at http://totalfratmove.com/$!#*-punt-has-officially-resigned-from-delta-gamma/#tM8TF4zXR7twGlVO.99
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She's cute, but you can definitely tell she is crazy just by looking at her.
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She's cute, but you can definitely tell she is crazy just by looking at her.
That means there's some good pussy in lovely Becca...
One of life's greatest mysteries is why God put the best pussy in the craziest bitches.
:lick:
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good grief
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:sdeek:
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:eek:
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:powerespect:
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shut it down
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Sad day for Sigma Nu's
Sad, indeed.
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Apparently, Hitler has gotten wind of it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ-ljl8H_Kc
Slow starter, but a few decent bits in the middle.
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just saw a sigma nu car parked outside my house :D
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Apparently, Hitler has gotten wind of it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ-ljl8H_Kc
Slow starter, but a few decent bits in the middle.
really, bookie pimp? really?
i mean....really?
jfc
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Apparently, Hitler has gotten wind of it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ-ljl8H_Kc
Slow starter, but a few decent bits in the middle.
really, bookie pimp? really?
i mean....really?
jfc
I realize its pretty rough ridin' weak, but I've gotten a kick outta the crazy email so I thought I might as well park the hitler version in this thread.
:dunno: