Author Topic: Greatest email ever. (Read 8639 times)

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #100 on:** April 22, 2013, 09:42:49 PM »

Would love to see masky mask read the email!

AppleJack · « **Reply #101 on:** April 25, 2013, 09:40:01 AM »

http://gawker.com/sorority-email-writer-resigns-guilty-of-caring-too-muc-480788491?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_twitter&utm_source=gawker_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Unruly · « **Reply #102 on:** April 25, 2013, 09:48:27 AM »

what a goddamn BONER

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #103 on:** April 25, 2013, 10:05:31 AM »

does it mention if shes single or not? asking for a friend.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #104 on:** April 25, 2013, 10:10:39 AM »

Quote from: Kelly Stewart Creep on April 25, 2013, 10:05:31 AM

does it mention if shes single or not? asking for a friend.

I would imagine she's never single, but always available.

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #105 on:** April 25, 2013, 10:36:44 AM »

Well, looks like ol' $!#* Punt got $!#*-punted and is no longer a DG... I'm assuming that she just got more attractive to the 'anti-greek' populace now that she's a geed like you.

http://totalfratmove.com/$!#*-punt-has-officially-resigned-from-delta-gamma/

CNS · « **Reply #106 on:** April 25, 2013, 10:41:25 AM »

This chick is perfectly situated to start her own house right now. If she does, it would probably be the bossest house immediately.

No boners. No awkward losers. Just a bunch of double news flash awesome ladies $!#* punting the crap out of the competition.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #107 on:** April 25, 2013, 10:42:29 AM »

Quote from: Bookie Pimp on April 25, 2013, 10:36:44 AM

Well, looks like ol' $!#* Punt got $!#*-punted and is no longer a DG... I'm assuming that she just got more attractive to the 'anti-greek' populace now that she's a geed like you.

http://totalfratmove.com/$!#*-punt-has-officially-resigned-from-delta-gamma/

post another totalfratmove.com article here and see what happens.

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #108 on:** April 25, 2013, 10:57:38 AM »

Quote from: Kelly Stewart Creep on April 25, 2013, 10:42:29 AM

Quote from: Bookie Pimp on April 25, 2013, 10:36:44 AM
Well, looks like ol' $!#* Punt got $!#*-punted and is no longer a DG... I'm assuming that she just got more attractive to the 'anti-greek' populace now that she's a geed like you.

http://totalfratmove.com/$!#*-punt-has-officially-resigned-from-delta-gamma/

post another totalfratmove.com article here and see what happens.

Do you have one in mind?

Sadly, they are the only respectable media outlet that has been providing bostonbomber-like coverage on the developing $!#* punt issue.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #109 on:** April 25, 2013, 11:05:50 AM »

Sad day for Sigma Nu's

Fedor · « **Reply #110 on:** April 25, 2013, 11:15:04 AM »

Quote

Roger Dorn (@RogerDornTFM) is a writer, editor and content manager for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for crap
Read more at http://totalfratmove.com/$!#*-punt-has-officially-resigned-from-delta-gamma/#tM8TF4zXR7twGlVO.99

AbeFroman · « **Reply #111 on:** April 25, 2013, 02:19:08 PM »

She's cute, but you can definitely tell she is crazy just by looking at her.

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #112 on:** April 25, 2013, 04:35:02 PM »

Quote from: AbeFroman on April 25, 2013, 02:19:08 PM

She's cute, but you can definitely tell she is crazy just by looking at her.

That means there's some good pussy in lovely Becca...

One of life's greatest mysteries is why God put the best pussy in the craziest bitches.

CNS · « **Reply #113 on:** April 25, 2013, 04:37:42 PM »

good grief

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #114 on:** April 25, 2013, 04:38:54 PM »

'taterblast · « **Reply #115 on:** April 25, 2013, 04:44:04 PM »

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #116 on:** April 25, 2013, 04:52:24 PM »

:powerespect:

Tobias · « **Reply #117 on:** April 25, 2013, 06:54:27 PM »

shut it down

bones129 · « **Reply #118 on:** April 25, 2013, 07:04:23 PM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on April 25, 2013, 11:05:50 AM

Sad day for Sigma Nu's

Sad, indeed.

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #119 on:** April 25, 2013, 10:20:17 PM »

Apparently, Hitler has gotten wind of it...

Slow starter, but a few decent bits in the middle.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #120 on:** April 25, 2013, 10:21:39 PM »

just saw a sigma nu car parked outside my house

OK_Cat · « **Reply #121 on:** April 25, 2013, 10:21:52 PM »

Quote from: Bookie Pimp on April 25, 2013, 10:20:17 PM

Apparently, Hitler has gotten wind of it...

Slow starter, but a few decent bits in the middle.

really, bookie pimp? really?

i mean....really?

jfc

Bqqkie Pimp · « **Reply #122 on:** April 25, 2013, 10:31:10 PM »

Quote from: OK Cat on April 25, 2013, 10:21:52 PM

Quote from: Bookie Pimp on April 25, 2013, 10:20:17 PM
Apparently, Hitler has gotten wind of it...

Slow starter, but a few decent bits in the middle.

really, bookie pimp? really?

i mean....really?

jfc

I realize its pretty rough ridin' weak, but I've gotten a kick outta the crazy email so I thought I might as well park the hitler version in this thread.