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Re: Greatest email ever.
« Reply #75 on: April 19, 2013, 01:04:39 PM »
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with rough ridin' a bunch of strangers when you're in college. There's no reason to advertise it is all.
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Re: Greatest email ever.
« Reply #76 on: April 19, 2013, 02:32:58 PM »
Her email was spot on.  Get it together girls.

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Re: Greatest email ever.
« Reply #77 on: April 19, 2013, 06:38:00 PM »
Every bro in America all of a sudden wants a shot at this girl. She is brilliant, imo.

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« Reply #78 on: April 19, 2013, 07:31:58 PM »
Count on it, somebody's going to offer her some $$$ to pose or do some video.

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« Reply #79 on: April 19, 2013, 11:42:28 PM »
if mrs. gooch is trying to clown shoe this girl she isn't doing a very good job
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« Reply #80 on: April 20, 2013, 03:25:58 AM »
I'm sure she's a nice girl irl. Maybe she just feels like she has to mother eff these bitches because they don't listen? Maybe that's the kind of coaching that they will take when the other stuff doesn't stick? Food for rough ridin' thought at least.

She probably tried to go all oscar Weber coaching style first, then when that didn't work she had to get all Frank on their asses.  I agree with SD

Oh, man. Do you think she offered them chicken nuggets if they'd stick around and talk to the guys?

And MC and SD saying she's a great writer are absolutely right. She used a couple of terms that I never would, but placed them at the climax of her e-mail for maximum effect. Grammar and syntax were pretty spot on, too.

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Re: Greatest email ever.
« Reply #81 on: April 20, 2013, 04:50:39 AM »
if mrs. gooch is trying to clown shoe this girl she isn't doing a very good job
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Pretty sure Mrs.  Gooch could $!#* punt with the best of them.
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« Reply #82 on: April 20, 2013, 04:03:20 PM »
if mrs. gooch is trying to clown shoe this girl she isn't doing a very good job
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Pretty sure Mrs.  Gooch could $!#* punt with the best of them.

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Re: Greatest email ever.
« Reply #83 on: April 22, 2013, 12:27:07 PM »
When one person, for whatever reason, has a chance to lead an exceptional life, he has no right to keep it to himself.

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« Reply #84 on: April 22, 2013, 12:37:28 PM »

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« Reply #85 on: April 22, 2013, 12:42:04 PM »
wow

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« Reply #86 on: April 22, 2013, 12:54:39 PM »
That is incredible  :lol:

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« Reply #87 on: April 22, 2013, 12:56:06 PM »
oh wow.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #88 on: April 22, 2013, 03:16:44 PM »
That really made my day.

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« Reply #89 on: April 22, 2013, 03:18:49 PM »
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« Reply #90 on: April 22, 2013, 03:34:16 PM »
my roommate sent an email to our house after a chair was projectiled out of a window and on his car. it was the greatest email I have ever read.....until now

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« Reply #91 on: April 22, 2013, 03:44:21 PM »
I'm gonna need somebody to monitor twitter for me until her account comes back online... Surely, she's not gone for ever.

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Re: Greatest email ever.
« Reply #92 on: April 22, 2013, 03:47:04 PM »
"DOUBLE rough ridin' NEWS FLASH!" <-almost as funny $!#* punt.

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« Reply #93 on: April 22, 2013, 03:52:32 PM »
If I see one more girl being a goddamn BONER...
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #94 on: April 22, 2013, 04:13:07 PM »

This gets the author a job writing in Hollywood immediately, doesn't it?

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« Reply #95 on: April 22, 2013, 04:17:23 PM »
Why couldn't my name be changed to Rebecca Martinson Creep?!  :love: :love: :love:
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #96 on: April 22, 2013, 04:19:26 PM »
Why couldn't my name be changed to Rebecca Martinson Creep?!  :love: :love: :love:

Maybe $!#* Punt Creep

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Re: Greatest email ever.
« Reply #97 on: April 22, 2013, 09:22:04 PM »
weird seeing nelson van alden in the present day


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Greatest email ever.
« Reply #98 on: April 22, 2013, 09:30:45 PM »
yes he's very weird in bwalk empys


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« Reply #99 on: April 22, 2013, 09:37:21 PM »
i like seeing a surly grown man say "night time events."


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