I'm sure she's a nice girl irl. Maybe she just feels like she has to mother eff these bitches because they don't listen? Maybe that's the kind of coaching that they will take when the other stuff doesn't stick? Food for rough ridin' thought at least.
She probably tried to go all oscar Weber coaching style first, then when that didn't work she had to get all Frank on their asses. I agree with SD
Oh, man. Do you think she offered them chicken nuggets if they'd stick around and talk to the guys?
And MC and SD saying she's a great writer are absolutely right. She used a couple of terms that I never would, but placed them at the climax of her e-mail for maximum effect. Grammar and syntax were pretty spot on, too.