stud

[michigancat]

In the four years that alleged jailhouse gang leader Tavon White has been incarcerated awaiting trial on an attempted murder charge, he allegedly impregnated four female guards

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57581289-504083/tavon-white-alleged-leader-of-baltimore-prison-gang-reportedly-impregnated-4-female-guards/

[420seriouscat69]

 

[puniraptor]

mods, move this to the recruiting thread

[Mr Bread]

Banging female jail/prison guards isn't really a step up from banging the other inmates. 

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Banging female jail/prison guards isn't really a step up from banging the other inmates.

It kind of is

[Mr Bread]

Banging female jail/prison guards isn't really a step up from banging the other inmates.

It kind of is

Have you ever seen any?  They are some of the ugliest human beings on earth.  It's like some mad scientist combination of 1980's soccer moms/women's sports coaches/terrible yearbook photos.  So, so bad. 

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Banging female jail/prison guards isn't really a step up from banging the other inmates.

It kind of is

Have you ever seen any?  They are some of the ugliest human beings on earth.  It's like some mad scientist combination of 1980's soccer moms/women's sports coaches/terrible yearbook photos.  So, so bad.

Umm yea, I'll take that over the alternative (dudes)

[mocat]

mad scientist combination of 1980's soccer moms/women's sports coaches/terrible yearbook photos

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male inmates

[Mr Bread]

mad scientist combination of 1980's soccer moms/women's sports coaches/terrible yearbook photos

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male inmates

Their personalities are worse than their looks and I really don't like them is all I'm saying.  Feel free to want to bone over dudes.  I'm not judging anybody here.  It doesn't make this guy a stud is the take home.  Showering a bunch of neglected raging uggo grossies of exceptionally low intelligence with gifts and attention isn't exactly an achievement.  Fruit doesn't get any more low hanging than that.  It would have been much harder for him to seduce his bunkmate.  Fact.

[scottwildcat]

such a stud/boss

[pissclams]

he's really not as much of a stud as he is a player but i guess that's just arguing semantics and if you're just message boarding then don't worry about replying.

[Mr Bread]

He gave them cars and jewelry.  When was the last time anyone ever in history did that for a really ugly gross lady and didn't bang if they wanted to?  Never, that's when.  That's never rough ridin' happened ever. 

[mocat]

He gave them cars and jewelry.  When was the last time anyone ever in history did that for a really ugly gross lady and didn't bang if they wanted to?  Never, that's when.  That's never rough ridin' happened ever.

Bread. Prison guards (multiple) had tattoos of the inmate's name on their body. That is just, i don't even.

[slobber]

dobber has a female friend (no sex involved ever) that he used to hang out with that was a guard. She was a fun partier and wasn't uggo or anything.

BOOM- Bread is TOASTED

[bubbles4ksu]

a guy in my sister's class knocked up an inmate while working as a guard at the reno county jail. i believe they went on to get married. a beautiful story of romance and procreation.

[Boom Roasted]

Old roommate used to be a guard at the KC downtown jail.  One of his co workers was pretty good looking actually.

[Mr Bread]

You sons of bitches.