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Re: Greatest email ever.
« Reply #25 on: April 18, 2013, 05:01:06 PM »
I'm going to be threatening $!#* punts for weeks now.

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« Reply #26 on: April 18, 2013, 05:09:40 PM »
So in Greek life, you are forced to go socialize with a certain group of other people?  Did not know this.

Anyway, if the email is made as a joke then this girl is the best, if it's just pure rage, then yuck.
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« Reply #27 on: April 18, 2013, 05:16:47 PM »
There's kstate Greeks and then there are real Greeks

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« Reply #28 on: April 18, 2013, 05:18:23 PM »
bread deserves another big ten poster on this blog

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« Reply #29 on: April 18, 2013, 05:21:28 PM »
There's kstate Greeks and then there are real Greeks

Excellent point here.  It really depends where you're at whether it's beneficial or not to partake. 
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« Reply #30 on: April 18, 2013, 05:22:08 PM »
bread deserves another big ten poster on this blog

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« Reply #31 on: April 18, 2013, 05:25:17 PM »
Seems all cute and adorable until she turns that attitude on you.

Correction: She looks all cute and adorable.  That attitude makes her edgy and hot. 

Pro-tip:  Whoever she dates, they fight a lot and I'm betting he treats her like crap.  That is how I would have won her heart in college. 
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Re: Greatest email ever.
« Reply #32 on: April 18, 2013, 05:26:59 PM »
There's kstate Greeks and then there are real Greeks

did not know many real Greek people in college. Weird people. Super hairy arms. Really like Gyros though.

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« Reply #33 on: April 18, 2013, 05:27:46 PM »
She's like Sarah Silverman with roid rage.

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« Reply #34 on: April 18, 2013, 05:30:23 PM »
She's like Sarah Silverman with roid rage.

No.  Sarah Silverman is very far away from an angry sorority girl on the girl spectrum. 
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« Reply #35 on: April 18, 2013, 05:38:34 PM »
Pro-tip:  Whoever she dates, they fight a lot and I'm betting he treats her like crap.  That is how I would have won her heart in college.

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Re: Greatest email ever.
« Reply #37 on: April 18, 2013, 06:36:46 PM »
What a psychotic slutbag.  Why should the girls be forced to hang out and interact with a herd of losers if they don't want to?   This email is emblematic of the stupidity of Greek life.

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« Reply #38 on: April 18, 2013, 06:48:37 PM »
Color me shocked to learn she is openly racist.  If something seems to good to be true, it is.  This can go in the advice to young crap heads thread. 
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« Reply #39 on: April 18, 2013, 06:53:30 PM »
What a psychotic slutbag.  Why should the girls be forced to hang out and interact with a herd of losers if they don't want to?   This email is emblematic of the stupidity of Greek life.

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Re: Greatest email ever.
« Reply #40 on: April 18, 2013, 07:20:08 PM »
haha ok maybe she sucks. damnit.

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« Reply #41 on: April 18, 2013, 09:37:32 PM »
That's a fairly standard listserv from one of the more emaw houses on campus, but I can assure you that it is generally in jest, and after 1 am.

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« Reply #42 on: April 18, 2013, 10:32:01 PM »


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Re: Greatest email ever.
« Reply #44 on: April 18, 2013, 11:10:45 PM »
horny little slut, definitely one-night stand worthy  :drool:

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Re: Greatest email ever.
« Reply #45 on: April 18, 2013, 11:14:39 PM »
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I have never been so sure of anything in my life then the fact that this chick will let you put it in her ass

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I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #46 on: April 18, 2013, 11:19:46 PM »
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I have never been so sure of anything in my life then the fact that this chick will let you put it in her ass

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Re: Greatest email ever.
« Reply #47 on: April 18, 2013, 11:37:43 PM »
Man there's something seriously wrong with me
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Greatest email ever.
« Reply #48 on: April 19, 2013, 11:05:42 AM »
Every bro in America all of a sudden wants a shot at this girl. She is brilliant, imo.

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Re: Greatest email ever.
« Reply #49 on: April 19, 2013, 11:07:19 AM »
Every bro in America all of a sudden wants a shot at this girl. She is brilliant, imo.

Seems like every guy in America already had their shot at in her.