I went to go get a bag of salted almonds from the vending machine at work. When I got to the machine, I noticed that 4 bags of snacks (Bugles, Doritos, and a couple of bags of off-brand snacks) were precariously perched in the machine, and that a good shove to the front of the machine would drop them into the bin where you get your snack after its been paid for. I pushed the machine, and got all 4 bags to drop. That was shameful.
Took the bags back to my desk and ate them all at once. Equally shameful.