Shame Yourself

[nicname]

I once blew crap (brown milkshake thick sludge) all in/over my underwear/shorts/ a QT toilet stall in Park City. It was prob 15 minutes of the worst personal hell I’ve ever been in. It was everywhere. I had to rip off my boxers as to avoid more crap distribution. Then said boxers had to be used as a rag to clean up more crap/ rinse in toilet, then sop up more crap until I felt the stall was adequately cleaned (it really did end up pretty clean).

I mean, I don’t think anyone saw me go in, but there was definitely a guy in the next stall when I barreled in there, some sludge already seeping out into my boxers. He definitely noticed the crap explosion in which a non-negligible amount hit the floor.

And yes, after cleaning, I made sure no one else was in the restroom as I snuck out. Luckily the restrooms were right by the entrance/exit I parked by.

[meow meow]

that should go in the thread of things you never tell anyone

[420seriouscat69]

 

[IPA4Me]

Had that happen once but not to that degree. Yikes.

[deputy dawg]

I hemorroids removed surgically, and your first crap is one of the most painful experiences of your life.  I went to Hen House in Lenexa, thinking I would not need to crap for some time, but it hit me while I was in the cereal section.  I rushed to the bathroom (in back, not so nice), and had so much pain that I ripped a chain of expletives that they heard in the store.  They sent someone back to see if I broke a bone or something, it was embarrassing to have to tell them.

[420seriouscat69]

Mrs Wacky and I party rocked last night for her birthday. First time drinking “hard liquor” in over a month and first time out since having the baby. Anyways, after Dinner we went to Abe and Jakes for a night cap and sat on the patio. After ordering my 2nd makers, I said “Thanks, man!” To what I thought was our waiter, but it wasn’t a man, it was a female with a bull cut. I over tipped to make up for the shame once I figured it out.

[DaBigTrain]

Most months I have no idea what my bank account balance is, I just wing it and sorta have an idea in my head.

[DaBigTrain]

Is this a stud thing? I honestly don't know. Is this bad?

[DaBigTrain]

This is a thing, I have investments and everything else, but I legit don't keep track of my spending outside of work, I just, kinda do it.

Obviously this is bad.

[TheHamburglar]

Is this a stud thing? I honestly don't know. Is this bad?

I do this too. Then when I do check I have no idea where we are in the payday/mortgage payment/CC payment cycle so the info doesn’t really do me any good anyway. I just know in Oct-Dec it does down and the rest of the year it gradually goes up with big swings from bonuses and 529s and other things that even out.

However Nov-Dec is insurance premium time and I will manage to check right after all bills & mortgage are paid but right before payday and I’ll have a “where the eff is all our money” freak out.  It’s then followed in April/May with a “where did all this money come from, did some bill payment not go through?” panic attack.

[DaBigTrain]

Is this a stud thing? I honestly don't know. Is this bad?

I do this too. Then when I do check I have no idea where we are in the payday/mortgage payment/CC payment cycle so the info doesn’t really do me any good anyway. I just know in Oct-Dec it does down and the rest of the year it gradually goes up with big swings from bonuses and 529s and other things that even out.

So is this good or bad? I'm assuming bad.

I have never made this much money in my life, so my lifestyle will never exceed the amount I make, if I just continue it, spend a little more here and there.

Is this the right thing, tho?

[TheHamburglar]

Is this a stud thing? I honestly don't know. Is this bad?

I do this too. Then when I do check I have no idea where we are in the payday/mortgage payment/CC payment cycle so the info doesn’t really do me any good anyway. I just know in Oct-Dec it does down and the rest of the year it gradually goes up with big swings from bonuses and 529s and other things that even out.

So is this good or bad? I'm assuming bad.

I have never made this much money in my life, so my lifestyle will never exceed the amount I make, if I just continue it, spend a little more here and there.

Is this the right thing, tho?

As long as you’re saving and you’re happy, I’d say it’s a good thing. We were that way pre-kids. We’d live at a level we were used to, then every few months realize the account was higher so we’d set a chunk to pull out and do something for that amount, like furniture, a vacation or a retirement fund boost. It made life pretty stress free.

I also know a lot of people that make a $10k-$20k jump, assume they now have all this spending money, blow it all and end up worse. Just depends on what motivates you. I don’t need much and am happier when I don’t worry about money. Not checking the bank account was part of that. I found if I watched it closely or didn’t pay attention at all our spending didn’t change either way.

Edit: I just realized none of this may apply because Mrs. Hamburg would check the transactions pretty often for fraud/theft.

[Spracne]

If you're asking, it's either a problem or a tacky humblebrag and obviously not a problem (which is known to you). Fucktard.

[catastrophe]

Is this a stud thing? I honestly don't know. Is this bad?

I do this too. Then when I do check I have no idea where we are in the payday/mortgage payment/CC payment cycle so the info doesn’t really do me any good anyway. I just know in Oct-Dec it does down and the rest of the year it gradually goes up with big swings from bonuses and 529s and other things that even out.

You need to spend more time in the investing thread.

So is this good or bad? I'm assuming bad.

I have never made this much money in my life, so my lifestyle will never exceed the amount I make, if I just continue it, spend a little more here and there.

Is this the right thing, tho?

[DaBigTrain]

If you're asking, it's either a problem or a tacky humblebrag and obviously not a problem (which is known to you). Fucktard.

I thought this was a safe space

[bubbles4ksu]

Went to the gym this morning and forgot to bring clean boxers so I’m going commando like I’m SD’s step-dad or something

[meow meow]

i don't understand the need to check your bank account if you're making so much money and i assume you put everything on a CC am i missing something here wtf?

[star seed 7]

I use an app that tracks all my credit cards and bank accounts and loans and crap. It's helpful for looking at long-term spending patterns and where I can make changes. I look at it about once a week. 

[420seriouscat69]

I haven't looked at our bank account since we got married. I honestly don't even know how to log into our account. Mrs Wacky takes care of all the bills and stuff and I just hope we're looking good. I pitch trips and stuff all the time. That's usually how I gauge where we're at.

[TheHamburglar]

 

I haven't looked at our bank account since we got married. I honestly don't even know how to log into our account. Mrs Wacky takes care of all the bills and stuff and I just hope we're looking good. I pitch trips and stuff all the time. That's usually how I gauge where we're at.

Same here until about a month ago. The only way I knew how to check our account level was on an ATM receipt. I still haven’t been able to shake the need to have $100-$200 cash that my dad forced into me when I was 14.

[420seriouscat69]

  I always say no to a receipt if I go play poker or something. We have like 3 different accounts right now, so i'm not even sure that would tell much of a story. My fun $ account was turned into the lil wacky account last year.

[star seed 7]

What happened to her fun money account?

[420seriouscat69]

What happened to her fun money account?

lol. That was like our joint account for awhile. IDK, maybe i'll ask someday.

[meow meow]

oh boy

[420seriouscat69]