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Title: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on February 19, 2013, 02:36:24 PM
Post sad things you just did that you are ashamed of:

for lunch I had two gas station pepperoni "tornados" and a sugar cookie. feel like absolute garbage.  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: OK_Cat on February 19, 2013, 02:37:24 PM
ate the last reese's cup out of a co-workers candy dish

pretty dick move on my part
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on February 19, 2013, 02:37:42 PM
I've been throwing trash into my trashcan without a bag in it for the last few days. Repulsive.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: EllToPay on February 19, 2013, 02:38:41 PM
hid the packet of salad dressing in my salad without paying separately for it.

cheap move.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 19, 2013, 02:39:18 PM
I dunked my Taquitos straight into my roommates salsa jar on my lunch break today  :dance:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: ben ji on February 19, 2013, 02:39:21 PM
My dog got into a trash can in the backyard over the weekend and spread yard trash all over the backyard. I still havent cleaned it up  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on February 19, 2013, 02:40:21 PM
the other day I had a mole or gopher in my yard digging holes. at Lowes the trap was like $80 and the poison was like $5.  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: ChiCat on February 19, 2013, 02:41:45 PM
I went to McDonalds and ordered the nugget meal that includes 2 drinks and 2 med fries.  I ate it all.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on February 19, 2013, 02:42:21 PM
ate the last reese's cup out of a co-workers candy dish

pretty dick move on my part

perfectly acceptable behavior. Who the eff is entitled to the last resse's? Answer: you as much as any of the other yokels in your office.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on February 19, 2013, 02:44:18 PM
I got all doped up on multiple sleep meds last night and ate an entire tube of Pringles (Salt n' Vinegar) right before I crashed out. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on February 19, 2013, 02:44:19 PM
It was down to one lane on the way to work this morning. I was running late, so while everyone politely got over to the right lane I zipped past them to the point where the left lane closed and butted in right in front of a slow moving Semi Truck.  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on February 19, 2013, 02:45:52 PM
It was down to one lane on the way to work this morning. I was running late, so while everyone politely got over to the right lane I zipped past them to the point where the left lane closed and butted in right in front of a slow moving Semi Truck.  :frown:

that's how everyone should do it.

Goddam you people have guilt issues.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on February 19, 2013, 02:49:05 PM
I didn't feel guilty, I just felt like crap.  All sluggish from sleep meds and bad taste in my mouth from a Pringles binge upon waking.  It was terrible. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on February 19, 2013, 02:50:40 PM
I didn't feel guilty, I just felt like crap.  All sluggish from sleep meds and bad taste in my mouth from a Pringles binge upon waking.  It was terrible. 

I wasn't talking to you, you deserve to feel like crap for treating yourself that way.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on February 19, 2013, 02:50:49 PM
I'm drinking a Pepsi.  Not even a Coke, a Pepsi.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on February 19, 2013, 02:51:26 PM
I'm drinking a Pepsi.  Not even a Coke, a Pepsi.

you mean like a diet pepsi or a pepsi max right?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dlew12 on February 19, 2013, 02:52:58 PM
I missed a call from my mom yesterday and I haven't called her back yet.

WHAT KIND OF SON AM I
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on February 19, 2013, 02:53:05 PM
I'm drinking a Pepsi.  Not even a Coke, a Pepsi.

you mean like a diet pepsi or a pepsi max right?

Nope. I very rarely drink pop, but I don't ever drink gross diet pops. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 19, 2013, 02:53:19 PM
At fast food places, I always ask for a water cup and fill it up with pop.  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: OK_Cat on February 19, 2013, 02:54:32 PM
ate the last reese's cup out of a co-workers candy dish

pretty dick move on my part

perfectly acceptable behavior. Who the eff is entitled to the last resse's? Answer: you as much as any of the other yokels in your office.

i think it's an unwritten rule that the last piece of candy in a candy dish belongs to the owner of the candy dish.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on February 19, 2013, 02:56:22 PM
Threw away some recyclables in the regular trash. I do this all the time.  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Institutional Control on February 19, 2013, 02:58:42 PM
I'm ashamed that I just laughed when I read the word "pop". It's like I'm embarrassed of my midwestern roots. :(
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: ben ji on February 19, 2013, 03:01:57 PM
I ate dinner with my family on Sunday and they asked me to help them move some boxes for my great aunt. I was really hungover and told them i was sick and that my brother would have to do it himself.

 :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bubbles4ksu on February 19, 2013, 03:04:26 PM
At fast food places, I always ask for a water cup and fill it up with pop.  :frown:

have only recently stopped doing this.  :sdeek:

i also abuse caffeine and amphetamine salts.  :cry:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: ben ji on February 19, 2013, 03:07:53 PM
At fast food places, I always ask for a water cup and fill it up with pop.  :frown:

have only recently stopped doing this.  :sdeek:

I do this all the time as well but I dont feel bad about it, normally I only drink 1 lil water cup of cola with the meal and thats it.

No way i pay $2.00 for something that cost you a nickel.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Institutional Control on February 19, 2013, 03:08:34 PM
what are amphetamine salts?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dlew12 on February 19, 2013, 03:10:27 PM

I do this all the time as well but I dont feel bad about it
Well then you can get right the hell out of this thread, you dumbass loser.


Sorry that was way too harsh.

 :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on February 19, 2013, 03:12:44 PM
what are amphetamine salts?

adderall
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: one time gella on February 19, 2013, 03:14:54 PM
I let the cashier take 7 cents out of the penny cup to pay my tax on my Arnold Palmer Half and Half  :lick:
cause he didn't want to break my US Grant...
I had 7 cents in my vehicle but was too lazy to get it  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on February 19, 2013, 03:15:31 PM
SD, how serious can I get with this thing? Does this count as an acceptable substitute for confession?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on February 19, 2013, 03:16:08 PM
SD, how serious can I get with this thing? Does this count as an acceptable substitute for confession?

go HAM. Yes.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Willesgirl on February 19, 2013, 03:16:22 PM
I am obsessively on this board when I should be working. I haven't missed any deadlines, but eventually I feel my work will suffer if I do not end this addiction.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: OK_Cat on February 19, 2013, 03:17:23 PM
I am obsessively on this board when I should be working. I haven't missed any deadlines, but eventually I feel my work will suffer if I do not end this addiction.

students won't enroll themselves, fanning
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bubbles4ksu on February 19, 2013, 03:17:41 PM
I let the cashier take 7 cents out of the penny cup to pay my tax on my Arnold Palmer Half and Half  :lick:
cause he didn't want to break my US Grant...
I had 7 cents in my vehicle but was too lazy to get it  :frown:

don't let a gas station clerk intimidate you. - the onion.

(http://o.onionstatic.com/images/19/19577/original/700.hq.jpg?3777)
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The1BigWillie on February 19, 2013, 03:28:18 PM
It was down to one lane on the way to work this morning. I was running late, so while everyone politely got over to the right lane I zipped past them to the point where the left lane closed and butted in right in front of a slow moving Semi Truck.  :frown:

I would punch you in the mouth until your teeth fell out if I could find you right now.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The1BigWillie on February 19, 2013, 03:29:22 PM
At fast food places, I always ask for a water cup and fill it up with pop.  :frown:

have only recently stopped doing this.  :sdeek:

I do this all the time as well but I dont feel bad about it, normally I only drink 1 lil water cup of cola with the meal and thats it.

No way i pay $2.00 for something that cost you a nickel.

Have witnessed this. He acts like a total poor. We called him out in front of everyone at the family owned establishment he was ripping off.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The1BigWillie on February 19, 2013, 03:30:56 PM
I selected a co-worker's wife as "would bang" on bang with friends and did so while sitting across from him at lunch. 

 :peek:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bubbles4ksu on February 19, 2013, 03:38:14 PM
i'm ashamed that i used to get upset with people who were mean to bmw, specifically lsoc. i gave him much more credit than the headcase deserved.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on February 19, 2013, 03:46:34 PM
I take more Splenda packets than I actually use at restaurants.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on February 19, 2013, 03:47:53 PM
I selected a co-worker's wife as "would bang" on bang with friends and did so while sitting across from him at lunch. 

 :peek:

 :lol:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on February 19, 2013, 03:48:13 PM

i also abuse caffeine and amphetamine salts.  :cry:

Try not to bite anyone's face off.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Boondock Poonhound on February 19, 2013, 03:49:07 PM
When warming up on the track at the gym, if a woman-dime passes me, all of a sudden, I'm ready to go and keep up, but not pass.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: EMAWmeister on February 19, 2013, 03:51:47 PM
I missed trash day by a few minutes last wednesday morning and I haven't rolled my trash cans back in yet  :sdeek:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 19, 2013, 03:51:52 PM
i'm ashamed that i used to get upset with people who were mean to bmw, specifically lsoc. i gave him much more credit than the headcase deserved.

It's his medicine.  He legitimately needs it to keep him normal. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: TheHamburglar on February 19, 2013, 03:52:22 PM
It was down to one lane on the way to work this morning. I was running late, so while everyone politely got over to the right lane I zipped past them to the point where the left lane closed and butted in right in front of a slow moving Semi Truck.  :frown:

I would punch you in the mouth until your teeth fell out if I could find you right now.

This is the conundrum in this situation.  I know it makes everyone get through faster.  Everyone should do this.  I don't mind that the person is doing it, but I do get pissed because I assume someone that does this is doing it with a "eff these people" mentality. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on February 19, 2013, 03:59:52 PM
When warming up on the track at the gym, if a woman-dime passes me, all of a sudden, I'm ready to go and keep up, but not pass.

Except for the running on the track part, I would say FITZ OUTED
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 19, 2013, 04:10:25 PM
It was down to one lane on the way to work this morning. I was running late, so while everyone politely got over to the right lane I zipped past them to the point where the left lane closed and butted in right in front of a slow moving Semi Truck.  :frown:

I would punch you in the mouth until your teeth fell out if I could find you right now.

This is the conundrum in this situation.  I know it makes everyone get through faster.  Everyone should do this.  I don't mind that the person is doing it, but I do get pissed because I assume someone that does this is doing it with a "eff these people" mentality.

It doesn't make anyone get through faster except for the guy driving around the entire line of cars. It makes everyone else get through much slower because they have to wait on the cars that stop to let the other people cut in.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on February 19, 2013, 04:12:31 PM
I'm looking at this thread in a work meeting.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The1BigWillie on February 19, 2013, 04:12:54 PM
It was down to one lane on the way to work this morning. I was running late, so while everyone politely got over to the right lane I zipped past them to the point where the left lane closed and butted in right in front of a slow moving Semi Truck.  :frown:

I would punch you in the mouth until your teeth fell out if I could find you right now.

This is the conundrum in this situation.  I know it makes everyone get through faster.  Everyone should do this.  I don't mind that the person is doing it, but I do get pissed because I assume someone that does this is doing it with a "eff these people" mentality.

It doesn't make anyone get through faster except for the guy driving around the entire line of cars. It makes everyone else get through much slower because they have to wait on the cars that stop to let the other people cut in.

Exactly... I always want to  :thumbsup: the fat smelly truck driver that pulls into the middle and blocks those inconsiderate pricks from blowing past everyone and holding the line up.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 19, 2013, 04:20:12 PM
I drank a lot of Tequilla last night.  Went to work hung over and puked in the bathroom (got a little projecticle vomit on the toilet).  I blamed it on one of the dysfunctional kids I work with when i heard our janitor complain about it.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Saulbadguy on February 19, 2013, 04:20:28 PM
Saw that goEMAW was down on Sunday evening but was in the middle of an episode of Downton Abbey so I let it stay down for an extra 15 minutes.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The1BigWillie on February 19, 2013, 04:28:53 PM
Saw that goEMAW was down on Sunday evening but was in the middle of an episode of Downton Abbey so I let it stay down for an extra 15 minutes.

MODS!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 19, 2013, 04:29:33 PM
Saw that goEMAW was down on Sunday evening but was in the middle of an episode of Downton Abbey so I let it stay down for an extra 15 minutes.

That's legit.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 19, 2013, 04:40:14 PM
A hot girl I know bent over to put something in her purse.  She revealed some butt crack.  I looked.  Maybe even sniffed a little. :facepalm:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: OK_Cat on February 19, 2013, 04:44:25 PM
this thread won't be over until bigwillie20 admits to being attracted to black girls
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: RickRampus on February 19, 2013, 04:46:13 PM
too lazy to do dishes, ate my morning cereal out of a tupperware container, drank my oj out of same container after I finished my cereal.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 19, 2013, 04:48:52 PM
A hot girl I know bent over to put something in her purse.  She revealed some butt crack.  I looked.  Maybe even sniffed a little. :facepalm:

Happens to us all.  If you can't sniff a hot girl's butt crack, then whose ass can you sniff?  If she was wearing yoga pants you even have the right to take a pic and say something under breath like "damn I wish I was her underpants." 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on February 19, 2013, 04:56:10 PM
too lazy to do dishes, ate my morning cereal out of a tupperware container, drank my oj out of same container after I finished my cereal.

 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on February 19, 2013, 05:04:10 PM
It was down to one lane on the way to work this morning. I was running late, so while everyone politely got over to the right lane I zipped past them to the point where the left lane closed and butted in right in front of a slow moving Semi Truck.  :frown:

I would punch you in the mouth until your teeth fell out if I could find you right now.

I'm not proud of myself.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on February 19, 2013, 05:05:02 PM
I followed a girl down the hallway after math class last week and she had this thong on and it was sticking up out of her pants. Then I told her what time it was.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on February 19, 2013, 05:08:06 PM
It was down to one lane on the way to work this morning. I was running late, so while everyone politely got over to the right lane I zipped past them to the point where the left lane closed and butted in right in front of a slow moving Semi Truck.  :frown:

I would punch you in the mouth until your teeth fell out if I could find you right now.

I'm not proud of myself.

You dumbshits. Traffic moves just as quickly and far more safely if everyone uses both lanes and merges at the last possible moment.

http://www.dot.state.mn.us/zippermerge/

http://www.dot.state.mn.us/trafficeng/workzone/doc/When-latemerge-zipper.pdf
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KCFDcat on February 19, 2013, 05:25:38 PM
too lazy to do dishes, ate my morning cereal out of a tupperware container, drank my oj out of same container after I finished my cereal.

 :horrorsurprise:

 :sdeek: :sdeek:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on February 19, 2013, 05:32:11 PM
It was down to one lane on the way to work this morning. I was running late, so while everyone politely got over to the right lane I zipped past them to the point where the left lane closed and butted in right in front of a slow moving Semi Truck.  :frown:

I would punch you in the mouth until your teeth fell out if I could find you right now.

I'm not proud of myself.

You dumbshits. Traffic moves just as quickly and far more safely if everyone uses both lanes and merges at the last possible moment.

http://www.dot.state.mn.us/zippermerge/

http://www.dot.state.mn.us/trafficeng/workzone/doc/When-latemerge-zipper.pdf

Turns out I'm a hero.  :D
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 19, 2013, 06:10:26 PM
Saul  :lol:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on February 19, 2013, 06:14:43 PM
i have way too much shame to put it all out right here.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: jc_jax on February 19, 2013, 07:50:14 PM
I obsessively refresh any thread I manage to post in looking for validation.  I can only imagine how many views this one will get from me alone, now.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: XocolateThundarr on February 19, 2013, 08:09:32 PM
I said I was going to give up booze for Lent, but I am on my second glass of Johnny Walker Blue.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: yoga-like_abana on February 19, 2013, 08:28:08 PM
I bought asparagus and never cooked it and now its rotten :(
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on February 19, 2013, 08:32:58 PM
I bought asparagus and never cooked it and now its rotten :(
I do that with veggies that I think would be good for me to eat fairly frequently
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: p1k3 on February 19, 2013, 08:33:27 PM
I took a dump at work today
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on February 19, 2013, 08:34:06 PM
got a large pizza hut pizza, for myself, for dinner tonight.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Boondock Poonhound on February 19, 2013, 08:44:41 PM
I took a dump at work today

The shame is when you drop a hard & heavy load, and the shitter starts to overflow with no plunger in sight. You then swiftly GTFO and walk briskly hoping no one saw you leave the flood aggie zone.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: FuzzyWuzzy on February 19, 2013, 08:46:04 PM
this thread won't be over until bigwillie20 admits to being attracted to black girls

how would that be shameful?
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on February 19, 2013, 08:47:12 PM
this thread won't be over until bigwillie20 admits to being attracted to black girls

how would that be shameful?

On account of his blatant racism

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Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: FuzzyWuzzy on February 19, 2013, 08:48:57 PM
this thread won't be over until bigwillie20 admits to being attracted to black girls

how would that be shameful?

On account of his blatant racism

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bigwille is a blatant racist? sorry, i'll try and keep up. 
on a very shameful note...i crap in a communal shower once and didn't clean it up.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: meow meow on February 19, 2013, 08:54:03 PM
I'm pretty pissed that I can't watch "Sean tells all" because of the jj's coverage  :dunno:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on February 19, 2013, 08:55:02 PM
I'm pretty pissed that I can't watch "Sean tells all" because of the jj's coverage  :dunno:

you should bitch about it on twitter
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Pete on February 19, 2013, 09:01:15 PM
this thread won't be over until bigwillie20 admits to being attracted to black girls

how would that be shameful?

On account of his blatant racism

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Ya, he's not going to be posting here anymore from what I have heard in Mod circles.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on February 19, 2013, 09:03:05 PM
First ban?  Or registering as a new user?

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Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: wetwillie on February 19, 2013, 09:24:48 PM
First ban?  Or registering as a new user?

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he had a change of heart
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on February 19, 2013, 09:26:06 PM
So, not a racist anymore?

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Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Testy Westy on February 19, 2013, 09:41:33 PM
I put in other people's email address on websites that require it to see their content.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on February 19, 2013, 10:40:16 PM
I put in other people's email address on websites that require it to see their content.

You son of a b
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: TheHamburglar on February 19, 2013, 10:48:24 PM
Growing up I always just flung my dog's poop into the neighbors yard if I knew no one was looking.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: EMAWmeister on February 19, 2013, 11:00:15 PM
What is the ethical ruling on ordering food in a blizzard? I may be checking back in to this thread later.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: ben ji on February 19, 2013, 11:30:54 PM
During spring break 07 in padre they had a computer tent set up on the beach. I went to check my email and noticed the person before me didnt sign off their facebook. I changed their relationship status to single and updated it to say "Babes all over down here".  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bones129 on February 19, 2013, 11:38:26 PM
During spring break 07 in padre they had a computer tent set up on the beach. I went to check my email and noticed the person before me didnt sign off their facebook. I changed their relationship status to single and updated it to say "Babes all over down here".  :embarrassed:

Opportunity missed. Had you truly seized the moment, you could have done so much more to totally destroy the dude's life.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on February 20, 2013, 08:15:02 AM
mocat friend on facebook:
Quote
Heads up KC commuters, Roanoke and Belleview will remain closed tomorrow morning from 47th to Ward Parkway.
mocat comment:
Quote
Why, what happened?

 :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 20, 2013, 08:51:30 AM
Got home before the Mrs last night.  Was captivated by the JJ's news.  She got home and the dogs were all whiny and she asked if I had let them out.  I lied and said I did. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: _33 on February 20, 2013, 08:53:21 AM
Didn't take a shower this morning.   :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: OK_Cat on February 20, 2013, 08:56:33 AM
So, not a racist anymore?

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maybe he is gonna kill himself?   :ksu:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 20, 2013, 09:02:59 AM
Last night, I ran into a girl I hooked up with in grad school and couldn't remember her name.  I asked how her family was as the only thing I remember about her is that her family lived near Flood Aggy University.  She said her mom died of cancer 6 months ago. 

 :facepalm: 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on February 20, 2013, 09:23:04 AM
Didn't take a shower this morning.   :frown:

dude
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on February 20, 2013, 09:23:59 AM
Didn't take a shower this morning.   :frown:

dude

Meh, you can get away with this if you shower at night
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: ben ji on February 20, 2013, 09:25:00 AM
Didn't take a shower this morning.   :frown:

dude

This thread is for people to shame themselves. No need to pile on.

Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: _33 on February 20, 2013, 09:25:36 AM
Didn't take a shower this morning.   :frown:

dude

Meh, you can get away with this if you shower at night

 :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on February 20, 2013, 09:26:05 AM
Got home before the Mrs last night.  Was captivated by the JJ's news.  She got home and the dogs were all whiny and she asked if I had let them out.  I lied and said I did.

Sometimes I do that in the morning.  I get up before she does and if it's cold, I like to work up to going outside; a little bbs'n and some caffeine perhaps.  So I say I did so I don't get hassled and then when she gets in the shower I take them out. :sdeek:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on February 20, 2013, 09:28:00 AM
Didn't take a shower this morning.   :frown:

dude

Meh, you can get away with this if you shower at night

 :frown:

Meh, you can get away with this if you at least rinse your face and use extra deodorant and have short hair and wipe the eye poop out of your eyes.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on February 20, 2013, 09:28:26 AM
Didn't take a shower this morning.   :frown:

dude

Meh, you can get away with this if you shower at night

 :frown:

Meh, you can get away with this if you at least rinse your face and use extra deodorant and have short hair and wipe the eye poop out of your eyes.

 :cheers:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: _33 on February 20, 2013, 09:29:16 AM
Didn't take a shower this morning.   :frown:

dude

Meh, you can get away with this if you shower at night

 :frown:

Meh, you can get away with this if you at least rinse your face and use extra deodorant and have short hair and wipe the eye poop out of your eyes.

 :D
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on February 20, 2013, 09:30:19 AM
Didn't take a shower this morning.   :frown:

dude

Meh, you can get away with this if you shower at night

 :frown:

Meh, you can get away with this if you at least rinse your face and use extra deodorant and have short hair and wipe the eye poop out of your eyes.

Stop enabling him.  He's gonna be known as the dirty guy at work if he's not already.  "Meh, you can get away with it if you at least remember to wipe your butt most times after you poop."  Gross.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Bill Clarahan on February 20, 2013, 09:32:51 AM
the other day I had a mole or gopher in my yard digging holes. at Lowes the trap was like $80 and the poison was like $5.  :frown:


Get some coyote urine and spread around, the moles will leave.  Also, why would you feel bad about eating fine tornadoes from a QT, what
are you, a food snob :dunno:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Bloodfart on February 20, 2013, 09:33:30 AM
Some times when Mrs. Bf has the morning off I get up earlier than usual and get out of the house before the kids wake up.  Some times I hear the kids stirring in their rooms and I haul ass out the door. ---> :cheese:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 20, 2013, 09:35:41 AM
Some times when Mrs. Bf has the morning off I get up earlier than usual and get out of the house before the kids wake up.  Some times I hear the kids stirring in their rooms and I haul ass out the door. ---> :cheese:

There is no shame in that...that is just smart on your part BF.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Stupid Fitz on February 20, 2013, 09:36:10 AM
On MLK day, I waited until Mrs SF went to work and I took the kids to daycare and came home and went back to sleep. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: OK_Cat on February 20, 2013, 09:37:22 AM
i can't function without taking a shower.  i feel weird/dirty all day.

you're probably fine though, _33.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on February 20, 2013, 09:37:44 AM
On MLK day, I waited until Mrs SF went to work and I took the kids to daycare and came home and went back to sleep.

Did you keep it a secret that you took them to daycare?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 20, 2013, 09:39:58 AM
I didn't floss 2 nights ago. :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: OK_Cat on February 20, 2013, 09:40:23 AM
i know the wife of the guy that beat his kid because he liked ou instead of osu    :eek:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 20, 2013, 09:40:58 AM
i know the wife of the guy that beat his kid because he liked ou instead of osu    :eek:
Is she divorcing him?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 20, 2013, 09:41:08 AM
eff.  Haven't been to the dentist since I was 20.  Don't get annual doctor's check-up's either.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on February 20, 2013, 09:41:18 AM
i can't function without taking a shower.  i feel weird/dirty all day.

you're probably fine though, _33.

Me too.  I may do a lot of self-defeating things, but being dirty is not one of them. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: OK_Cat on February 20, 2013, 09:42:04 AM
i know the wife of the guy that beat his kid because he liked ou instead of osu    :eek:
Is she divorcing him?

she deleted her facebook yesterday.   :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 20, 2013, 09:51:18 AM
eff.  Haven't been to the dentist since I was 20.  Don't get annual doctor's check-up's either.

I didn't go to the dentist a single time all throughout college. I go every 6 months now that I have a job, but the first time back after college, they spent a long time with that metal hook thing picking at my teeth. No cavities!

Also, the annual check-up is a waste of time, so I don't do that.

http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1735156,00.html (http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1735156,00.html)
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 20, 2013, 09:59:10 AM
Ya, no cavities here either.  When I do go, I'm negotiating the whole way.  Pick is a deal breaker.  I'll walk if he insists on the pick. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on February 20, 2013, 10:01:33 AM
Tiny little baby CF3 woke up early today, like at 5 instead of the usual 7. I woke up but pretended to still be sleeping so Mrs. CF3 would deal with TLBCF3 and get the kid out of her crib.  :frown:

Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 20, 2013, 11:01:02 AM
Ya, no cavities here either.  When I do go, I'm negotiating the whole way.  Pick is a deal breaker.  I'll walk if he insists on the pick.

If it's been years since you've been, you need the pick. The amount of petrified crap they will scrape off your teeth will just astound you.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: _33 on February 20, 2013, 11:04:15 AM
i can't function without taking a shower.  i feel weird/dirty all day.

you're probably fine though, _33.

Me too.  I may do a lot of self-defeating things, but being dirty is not one of them.

I wish you would get off my back about this. I'm obviously not proud of myself.  Why don't you either post something shameful about yourself or take a hike.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on February 20, 2013, 11:07:55 AM
i can't function without taking a shower.  i feel weird/dirty all day.

you're probably fine though, _33.

Me too.  I may do a lot of self-defeating things, but being dirty is not one of them.

I wish you would get off my back about this. I'm obviously not proud of myself.  Why don't you either post something shameful about yourself or take a hike.

I'm helping. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on February 20, 2013, 11:10:10 AM
guys, let's stick to shaming ourselves and leave the comments to just stuff like  :sdeek: or  :frown: or  :zzz:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: TheHamburglar on February 20, 2013, 11:13:06 AM
I'm giving my 2 weeks notice on Friday.  I've moved about 10 meetings back until after that, most of which I'm blaming on the winter storm.  I really just don't want to have them or prepare for them. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on February 20, 2013, 11:19:21 AM
guys, let's stick to shaming ourselves and leave the comments to just stuff like  :sdeek: or  :frown: or  :zzz:

but these guys lie to their wives? what's the point?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: williamthewildcat on February 20, 2013, 11:46:36 AM
It was down to one lane on the way to work this morning. I was running late, so while everyone politely got over to the right lane I zipped past them to the point where the left lane closed and butted in right in front of a slow moving Semi Truck.  :frown:

I could be wrong (usually am) but this seems to be more of a Missouri thing. In all my years of driving I've never understood the having that lane empty for a full mile prior to the construction aree while it chokes the other two lanes (on a three lane Highway). It happens much less on the Kansas side. (my perception).

Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: OK_Cat on February 20, 2013, 12:12:51 PM
I'm giving my 2 weeks notice on Friday.  I've moved about 10 meetings back until after that, most of which I'm blaming on the winter storm.  I really just don't want to have them or prepare for them.

i think that's acceptable.  don't hang your head, friend.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Bloodfart on February 20, 2013, 12:58:37 PM
Some times I go home for lunch and clean up all the clutter from the morning rush.  That way I can have the kids fed, bathed, and read for bed by the time Mrs. Bf gets home.  When Mrs. Bf walks in the door that evening she's all "Oh wow good job Bloodfart, I could never get all that done so fast!"  I don't tell her how I do it.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Stevesie60 on February 20, 2013, 01:06:29 PM
the other day I had a mole or gopher in my yard digging holes. at Lowes the trap was like $80 and the poison was like $5.  :frown:


Get some coyote urine and spread around, the moles will leave. 

You make it sound like you can walk into your local grocery store and purchase coyote urine.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on February 20, 2013, 01:08:02 PM
the other day I had a mole or gopher in my yard digging holes. at Lowes the trap was like $80 and the poison was like $5.  :frown:


Get some coyote urine and spread around, the moles will leave. 

You make it sound like you can walk into your local grocery store and purchase coyote urine.

or that I would like to have some in my hand
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dlew12 on February 20, 2013, 01:22:52 PM
I woke up mega late for my 9 o'clock class this morning and didn't shower.  On my way home now for damage control.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: XocolateThundarr on February 20, 2013, 02:35:57 PM
I woke up mega late for my 9 o'clock class this morning and didn't shower.  On my way home now for damage control.

Did you at least use "shower in a bottle" before you left?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Big Train on February 20, 2013, 03:02:34 PM
Never bought napkins in college, not even once, would steal like 50 of them during my 3 weekly trips to Chipotle.  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on February 20, 2013, 03:03:46 PM
True story, we don't use paper napkins or paper towels in el casa de michigancat. (hipsters)
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on February 20, 2013, 03:05:06 PM
True story, we don't use paper napkins or paper towels in el casa de michigancat. (hipsters)

Leaves?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on February 20, 2013, 03:05:33 PM
True story, we don't use paper napkins or paper towels in el casa de michigancat. (hipsters)

really curious about the toilet paper situation.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on February 20, 2013, 03:06:56 PM
True story, we don't use paper napkins or paper towels in el casa de michigancat. (hipsters)

really curious about the toilet paper situation.

Wash rags.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: _33 on February 20, 2013, 03:07:17 PM
True story, we don't use paper napkins or paper towels in el casa de michigancat. (hipsters)

I was scolded by a hipster friend recently about using paper plates.  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on February 20, 2013, 03:07:40 PM
True story, we don't use paper napkins or paper towels in el casa de michigancat. (hipsters)

really curious about the toilet paper situation.

we use toilet paper. But cloth napkins and just old rags to clean up random spills. It really works fine, and I rough ridin' hate wet paper towels. It's like a weird phobia/quirk of mine. I think it goes back to my mom spitting on a paper towel to clean my face or something.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on February 20, 2013, 03:09:09 PM
True story, we don't use paper napkins or paper towels in el casa de michigancat. (hipsters)

I was scolded by a hipster friend recently about using paper plates.  :frown:

Yeah, but you probably got a big ol' :thumbs: for not showering. :lol:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on February 20, 2013, 03:09:53 PM
CF3 house uses tons of paper towels and plates. Like all the time.  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 20, 2013, 03:10:33 PM
sometimes when the towels that hang in front of the oven are dirty I'll go through atleast 2-3 rolls of paper towels before they finally get washed
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on February 20, 2013, 03:10:39 PM
I'm extremely un-environmentaly friendly or whatever. Like, I throw stuff in the recycling but when it fills up I don't even hesitate to just trash stuff until Friday trash day.  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on February 20, 2013, 03:12:03 PM
CF3 house uses tons of paper towels and plates. Like all the time.  :frown:

Same, but we make up for it by recycling the crap out of stuff. 

Also, I have my thermostat programmed to drop during the day, so I sleep just fine.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on February 20, 2013, 03:12:34 PM
I'm extremely un-environmentaly friendly or whatever. Like, I throw stuff in the recycling but when it fills up I don't even hesitate to just trash stuff until Friday trash day.  :frown:

bay area has recycling and compost bins that are both bigger than trash. It's pretty silly, but we get by with like one or two kitchen bags of trash a week.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on February 20, 2013, 03:13:47 PM
I'm extremely un-environmentaly friendly or whatever. Like, I throw stuff in the recycling but when it fills up I don't even hesitate to just trash stuff until Friday trash day.  :frown:

bay area has recycling and compost bins that are both bigger than trash. It's pretty silly, but we get by with like one or two kitchen bags of trash a week.

neighbors can see how much I binge from all the booze related stuff in the recycling bin (super pud size). I will go over a month without taking out the super jumbo trash one but the booze just overflows the little jr. recycler guy.  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Bloodfart on February 20, 2013, 03:17:21 PM
True story, we don't use paper napkins or paper towels in el casa de michigancat. (hipsters)

Hey michigancat we use cloth diapers on every new Bloodfart kid.   :cool:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on February 20, 2013, 03:18:00 PM
True story, we don't use paper napkins or paper towels in el casa de michigancat. (hipsters)

Hey michigancat we use cloth diapers on every new Bloodfart kid.   :cool:

gross
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on February 20, 2013, 03:18:40 PM
True story, we don't use paper napkins or paper towels in el casa de michigancat. (hipsters)

Hey michigancat we use cloth diapers on every new Bloodfart kid.   :cool:

gross

 :lol:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on February 20, 2013, 03:19:23 PM
rough ridin' BURNED YOUR ASS BAD BLOODFART YOU IDIOT!
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Big Train on February 20, 2013, 03:20:03 PM
My roommates used to never buy TP when it was their turn to buy it.  So I would buy my own and hide it so I only knew where it was, then hide the rest of the paper towels, napkins and washrags till they bought some more TP.  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Bloodfart on February 20, 2013, 03:20:18 PM
True story, we don't use paper napkins or paper towels in el casa de michigancat. (hipsters)

Hey michigancat we use cloth diapers on every new Bloodfart kid.   :cool:

gross

 :lol:

  :lynchmob:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Bloodfart on February 20, 2013, 03:24:25 PM
rough ridin' BURNED YOUR ASS BAD BLOODFART YOU IDIOT!

WE"LL IT'S THE TRUTH!
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: kslim on February 20, 2013, 03:26:16 PM
CF3 house uses tons of paper towels and plates. Like all the time.  :frown:

when you have kids there is no other way to go about it

i guess mine would be smoking a cig for the first time in a couple of years yesterday
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: chum1 on February 20, 2013, 03:27:02 PM
This thread has made me realize how little shame I have.  Perhaps I should have more?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on February 20, 2013, 03:27:45 PM
This thread has made me realize how little shame I have.  Perhaps I should have more?

take it to the binge thread
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 0.42 on February 20, 2013, 03:30:42 PM
Having some serious machine gun farts this afternoon :shakesfist: :runaway: :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 20, 2013, 03:33:14 PM
A month ago a delinquent came into my office and he had a breakthrough.  He said he was done with pot and gave me his stash.  I was legally obligated to turn it in (I left the kid's name out of course and gave it to the police as anonymous "donation" from a family member of a client).  My shame is not keeping the ganja for myself.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: slucat on February 20, 2013, 04:13:34 PM
True story, we don't use paper napkins or paper towels in el casa de michigancat. (hipsters)

Hey michigancat we use cloth diapers on every new Bloodfart kid.   :cool:

gross

 :lol:

Nope, baby 176 born during the amazing '10 basketball season run, was in cloth dipes full time, super cool.
As for a shame...i knew ku would beat us in manhattan, had a ticket, and didn't go.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 20, 2013, 04:17:15 PM
So like 2/3's the way into a course for my MBA I have a perfect score.  Am totally blowing off the paper that's due tonight, will still get an A.  Might not even show up.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Teddy_Westside on February 20, 2013, 11:15:45 PM
Growing up I always just flung my dog's poop into the neighbors yard if I knew no one was looking.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: please tell me you threw it into Bill's yard! I liked Gary.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Stupid Fitz on February 21, 2013, 06:24:33 AM
On MLK day, I waited until Mrs SF went to work and I took the kids to daycare and came home and went back to sleep.

Did you keep it a secret that you took them to daycare?

She figured it out and said that is what she figured I would do.  :sdeek:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on February 21, 2013, 07:03:56 AM
I started drinking at 6:05 this morning








Oops wrong thread... Totally not ashamed of that
Title: Shame Yourself
Post by: SkinnyBenny on February 21, 2013, 09:08:07 AM
I always, always order water in fast food restaurants and fill it up with pop and then walk out quickly and nervously. Someone asked me how long I'm going to do that and I promised her that I'll stop when I turn 30.   :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on February 21, 2013, 09:20:45 AM
On MLK day, I waited until Mrs SF went to work and I took the kids to daycare and came home and went back to sleep.

Did you keep it a secret that you took them to daycare?

She figured it out and said that is what she figured I would do.  :sdeek:

sounds like you guys have a great relationship.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Kat Kid on February 21, 2013, 09:22:39 AM
On MLK day, I waited until Mrs SF went to work and I took the kids to daycare and came home and went back to sleep.

Did you keep it a secret that you took them to daycare?

She figured it out and said that is what she figured I would do.  :sdeek:

sounds like you guys have a great relationship.

Kids.  amiright?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 21, 2013, 10:17:28 AM
I was driving into work today and I was listening to the radio.  Taylor Swift came on and I said out loud: "Her music sucks, but I'd eff her."  A guy was looking into my car at that exact moment and probably thought I was singing in my car to an audible Taylor Swift.   :facepalm:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Stupid Fitz on February 21, 2013, 10:58:51 AM
On MLK day, I waited until Mrs SF went to work and I took the kids to daycare and came home and went back to sleep.

Did you keep it a secret that you took them to daycare?

She figured it out and said that is what she figured I would do.  :sdeek:

sounds like you guys have a great relationship.

Oh, we do, she just knows what to expect of me. This time she expected me to take a nap. She was actually pretty jealous.

Btw, this is the shame thread, not the be mean to people that are letting it all out thread.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 21, 2013, 11:59:53 AM
A few years ago I was driving around listening to the radio.  Taylor Swift came on.  Red light and I was singing along.  Looked to my right and there was a teeny bopper singing the same song.  FML.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on February 21, 2013, 12:01:57 PM
On MLK day, I waited until Mrs SF went to work and I took the kids to daycare and came home and went back to sleep.

Did you keep it a secret that you took them to daycare?

She figured it out and said that is what she figured I would do.  :sdeek:

sounds like you guys have a great relationship.

Oh, we do, she just knows what to expect of me. This time she expected me to take a nap. She was actually pretty jealous.

Btw, this is the shame thread, not the be mean to people that are letting it all out thread.

But I want to shame you, too, though. I don't have to adhere to steve daves nazi thread rules if I don't rough ridin' feel like it.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Big Train on February 21, 2013, 12:06:14 PM
Whenever I go to Chipotle and get guacamole on my burrito and they don't charge me for it, I never say anything.  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on February 21, 2013, 12:10:23 PM
don't be a son of a bitch rusty you bad person
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on February 21, 2013, 12:15:22 PM
I helped 4 people today by pushing their cars. Gave a stranger a ride, but then I just wanted to get home so I drove past some other stranded folks.  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 21, 2013, 12:18:09 PM
A few years ago I was driving around listening to the radio.  Taylor Swift came on.  Red light and I was singing along.  Looked to my right and there was a teeny bopper singing the same song.  FML.

Classic. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on February 21, 2013, 12:33:10 PM
when i was in reno a few weeks ago, twice in a row the dealer gave me 100 dollars for a 75 dollar bet.  i had just changed my bet from 4 x 25's to 3 x 25's and i guess she didn't notice.

she probably got docked 50 bucks because of that or something.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on February 21, 2013, 12:35:49 PM
don't be a son of a bitch rusty you bad person

I have also told people they had no reason to feel shame herr steve dave
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Katdaddy on February 21, 2013, 12:43:28 PM
I'm ashamed that I read all seven pages of this thread...at work.  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Bloodfart on February 21, 2013, 12:56:40 PM
On MLK day, I waited until Mrs SF went to work and I took the kids to daycare and came home and went back to sleep.

Did you keep it a secret that you took them to daycare?

She figured it out and said that is what she figured I would do.  :sdeek:

sounds like you guys have a great relationship.

Oh, we do, she just knows what to expect of me. This time she expected me to take a nap. She was actually pretty jealous.

Btw, this is the shame thread, not the be mean to people that are letting it all out thread.

But I want to shame you, too, though. I don't have to adhere to steve daves nazi thread rules if I don't rough ridin' feel like it.

Your opinion carries a lot of weight with the older folks.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: MeatSauce on February 21, 2013, 12:58:12 PM
i've been carrying this shame for almost a decade..... i misplaced a 100mL beaker from my Chem1 drawer.  The last lab of the semester, someone else around me left their drawer unlocked. Presto, I'm not missing a beaker anymore and some rando owes the Chem dept. $40.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 21, 2013, 02:21:40 PM
I've dipped my pen in the company ink..........A LOT!  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on February 21, 2013, 02:34:11 PM
I've dipped my pen in the company ink..........A LOT!  :frown:

shame thread, not brag thread fanmanksu.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 21, 2013, 02:35:20 PM
I've dipped my pen in the company ink..........A LOT!  :frown:

shame thread, not brag thread fanmanksu.
:gocho:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: kim carnes on February 21, 2013, 04:30:40 PM
i've been carrying this shame for almost a decade..... i misplaced a 100mL beaker from my Chem1 drawer.  The last lab of the semester, someone else around me left their drawer unlocked. Presto, I'm not missing a beaker anymore and some rando owes the Chem dept. $40.

you're going to hell.  FYI
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on February 21, 2013, 05:23:09 PM
I've dipped my pen in the company ink..........A LOT!  :frown:

shame thread, not brag thread fanmanksu.

The shameful remainder was implied---->a lot of folks fanning works with have herpes now.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 21, 2013, 05:27:18 PM
I've dipped my pen in the company ink..........A LOT!  :frown:

shame thread, not brag thread fanmanksu.

The shameful remainder was implied---->a lot of folks fanning works with have herpes now.
Bread, you said you'd be quiet about that. Shame on you. :shakesfist:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Willesgirl on February 21, 2013, 05:32:33 PM
I sometimes watch zit popping videos on YouTube. (No one knows this about me. No one.)
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 21, 2013, 05:34:30 PM
 :barf:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: kitten_mittons on February 21, 2013, 05:37:23 PM
I've dipped my pen in the company ink..........A LOT!  :frown:

I have stopped doing this for a couple of years.  Have been doing really well keeping away.  Now my supervisor goes ahead and hires two 8's and sits them down on each side of my desk.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on February 21, 2013, 05:38:43 PM
I sometimes watch zit popping videos on YouTube. (No one knows this about me. No one.)

Holy eff just please Google Wes Anderson and watch his films instead you dirty weirdo
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 21, 2013, 05:39:15 PM
I've dipped my pen in the company ink..........A LOT!  :frown:

I have stopped doing this for a couple of years.  Have been doing really well keeping away.  Now my supervisor goes ahead and hires two 8's and sits them down on each side of my desk.
T's & P's, bud.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: wetwillie on February 21, 2013, 05:40:29 PM
I've dipped my pen in the company ink..........A LOT!  :frown:

I have stopped doing this for a couple of years.  Have been doing really well keeping away.  Now my supervisor goes ahead and hires two 8's and sits them down on each side of my desk.

You don't stand a chance
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: kitten_mittons on February 21, 2013, 05:48:20 PM
I've dipped my pen in the company ink..........A LOT!  :frown:

I have stopped doing this for a couple of years.  Have been doing really well keeping away.  Now my supervisor goes ahead and hires two 8's and sits them down on each side of my desk.

You don't stand a chance
One of them is a single mom, so if she brings her kid into work, I can probably buy myself a few weeks.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 21, 2013, 05:53:07 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Willesgirl on February 21, 2013, 05:55:13 PM
I sometimes watch zit popping videos on YouTube. (No one knows this about me. No one.)

Holy eff just please Google Wes Anderson and watch his films instead you dirty weirdo

I know it's wrong. But I watched one once, and now YouTube suggests them, and well, I have to reserve my willpower for more important things.

But I'm going to take your suggestion and Google Wes Anderson.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SkinnyBenny on February 24, 2013, 03:50:48 PM
Ms. Benny is gone for the weekend so I got these hot wings for the CTR that turned out to be really really bad.

I ate all 20 anyway.   :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on February 24, 2013, 04:59:57 PM
Look, you guys, this thread isn't about how you ate too much junk food. That crap happens all the time.

The other day I went to fill up on gas and went inside to pre pay $25 and grab a hot dog ( :horrorsurprise: junk food!) and when I came out to fill up my car it wouldn't pump. I went back inside and the guy told me to try pumping again, so I did. About $23 had pumped when he came back outside, told me to hang it back up and start over. I pumped another full $25 into my hot rod and drove off without saying anything. $48 in gas for $25...  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on February 24, 2013, 05:04:23 PM
Look, you guys, this thread isn't about how you ate too much junk food. That crap happens all the time.

The other day I went to fill up on gas and went inside to pre pay $25 and grab a hot dog ( :horrorsurprise: junk food!) and when I came out to fill up my car it wouldn't pump. I went back inside and the guy told me to try pumping again, so I did. About $23 had pumped when he came back outside, told me to hang it back up and start over. I pumped another full $25 into my hot rod and drove off without saying anything. $48 in gas for $25...  :frown:

Are you ashamed because you are an adult with a job, yet you still go inside to prepay for half a tank of gas?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on February 24, 2013, 05:12:31 PM
Look, you guys, this thread isn't about how you ate too much junk food. That crap happens all the time.

The other day I went to fill up on gas and went inside to pre pay $25 and grab a hot dog ( :horrorsurprise: junk food!) and when I came out to fill up my car it wouldn't pump. I went back inside and the guy told me to try pumping again, so I did. About $23 had pumped when he came back outside, told me to hang it back up and start over. I pumped another full $25 into my hot rod and drove off without saying anything. $48 in gas for $25...  :frown:

Are you ashamed because you are an adult with a job, yet you still go inside to prepay for half a tank of gas?

I went inside because I wanted the hot dog and also needed some gas. I didn't want to run my card and had $27 in cash.

Any other stupid rough ridin' questions?

SD, I thought you said this was a safe place?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Testy Westy on February 24, 2013, 05:24:34 PM
Look, you guys, this thread isn't about how you ate too much junk food. That crap happens all the time.

The other day I went to fill up on gas and went inside to pre pay $25 and grab a hot dog ( :horrorsurprise: junk food!) and when I came out to fill up my car it wouldn't pump. I went back inside and the guy told me to try pumping again, so I did. About $23 had pumped when he came back outside, told me to hang it back up and start over. I pumped another full $25 into my hot rod and drove off without saying anything. $48 in gas for $25...  :frown:

Are you ashamed because you are an adult with a job, yet you still go inside to prepay for half a tank of gas?

I went inside because I wanted the hot dog and also needed some gas. I didn't want to run my card and had $27 in cash.

Any other stupid rough ridin' questions?

SD, I thought you said this was a safe place?

Why are you paying with cash when you could be earning points/rewards with a credit card?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SkinnyBenny on February 24, 2013, 10:42:00 PM
And why in the world are you eating a gas station hot dog? Good lord.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: p1k3 on February 24, 2013, 10:43:50 PM
And why in the world are you eating a gas station hot dog? Good lord.

could be from QT. Those things are amazing.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 24, 2013, 10:44:44 PM
And why in the world are you eating a gas station hot dog? Good lord.

QT hotdogs are acceptable of course
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bones129 on February 24, 2013, 10:50:14 PM
Good to see that this thread wasn't about to become a blanket condemnation of gas station hot dogs. QT makes a fine dog. Sonic serves up the best (albeit non-gas station) hot dogs in MHK...if ever we get a QT (not likely) we'd have an outlet for a hot dog change of pace.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 24, 2013, 11:03:33 PM
sometimes when I cook bacon, I'll pour the grease in the yard instead of waiting for it to cool or put it in a can or something so I can just wash the pan as soon as I'm done  :dunno:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: ednksu on February 24, 2013, 11:57:54 PM
eff thieves
you people should be at OU
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bones129 on February 25, 2013, 12:14:39 AM
I sometimes watch zit popping videos on YouTube. (No one knows this about me. No one.)

Wish you had kept it that way. Because of this post, I had a nightmare last night about zit popping.  :shakesfist:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: ednksu on February 25, 2013, 05:39:41 AM
I sometimes watch zit popping videos on YouTube. (No one knows this about me. No one.)

Wish you had kept it that way. Because of this post, I had a nightmare last night about zit popping.  :shakesfist:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCKh0-vTRAE
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on February 25, 2013, 06:18:07 AM
sometimes when I cook bacon, I'll pour the grease in the yard instead of waiting for it to cool or put it in a can or something so I can just wash the pan as soon as I'm done  :dunno:

How interesting, how bizarre.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on February 25, 2013, 07:12:54 AM
sometimes when I cook bacon, I'll pour the grease in the yard instead of waiting for it to cool or put it in a can or something so I can just wash the pan as soon as I'm done  :dunno:

How interesting, how bizarre.

I bet you have 100 raccoons living in your yard
Title: Shame Yourself
Post by: felix rex on February 25, 2013, 07:20:50 AM
sometimes when I cook bacon, I'll pour the grease in the yard instead of waiting for it to cool or put it in a can or something so I can just wash the pan as soon as I'm done  :dunno:

How interesting, how bizarre.

I bet you have 100 raccoons living in your yard

Bet that scenario is not nearly youtube adorable as it sounds.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: yoga-like_abana on February 25, 2013, 07:53:08 AM
I'll usually pour mine down the sink. you only yoro once.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Willesgirl on February 25, 2013, 08:05:09 AM
I sometimes watch zit popping videos on YouTube. (No one knows this about me. No one.)

Wish you had kept it that way. Because of this post, I had a nightmare last night about zit popping.  :shakesfist:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCKh0-vTRAE

Sorry Bones. And Ed, that actually almost made me toss my quiche. Never watched black heads. Don't think I'll do it again.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on February 25, 2013, 08:32:31 AM
I'll usually pour mine down the sink. you only yoro once.

That is much more shameful than pouring it out in the yard, imo.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on February 25, 2013, 09:20:20 AM
I'll usually pour mine down the sink. you only yoro once.

That is much more shameful than pouring it out in the yard, imo.

Let it cool off and put it in a solo cup stuffed with a couple paper towels, then throw away.   
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SkinnyBenny on February 25, 2013, 10:18:32 AM
Look, you guys, this thread isn't about how you ate too much junk food.


lolwut. Original post:

Post sad things you just did that you are ashamed of:

for lunch I had two gas station pepperoni "tornados" and a sugar cookie. feel like absolute garbage.  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on February 25, 2013, 10:58:07 AM
Looks to me like its about "sad things you just did that you are ashamed of"

Now, if you're like, super ashamed about eating junk food and that's the worst thing you've done all day then go start a stupid thread about how much of a saint you are. For steve dave that IS the worst thing he's done all day. Lay off, ok?
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: yoga-like_abana on February 25, 2013, 11:00:27 AM
I'll usually pour mine down the sink. you only yoro once.

That is much more shameful than pouring it out in the yard, imo.

Let it cool off and put it in a solo cup stuffed with a couple paper towels, then throw away.   
sounds like a lot of work. guess there aint no shame in my game playa
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 25, 2013, 11:04:10 AM
I'll usually pour mine down the sink. you only yoro once.

That is much more shameful than pouring it out in the yard, imo.

Let it cool off and put it in a solo cup stuffed with a couple paper towels, then throw away.   

This seems like a lot of work/waste of time that I'm not interested in doing. Walk 10 steps, open door, pour grease into the beautiful dirt lawn w/ scattered patches of grass, walk 10 steps back to the sink, wash pan, enjoy bacon.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on February 25, 2013, 11:05:10 AM
I pour my grease into the lawn as well. Usually I don't have a whole lot of it so it's not a big deal.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on February 25, 2013, 11:05:32 AM
I'll usually pour mine down the sink. you only yoro once.

That is much more shameful than pouring it out in the yard, imo.

Let it cool off and put it in a solo cup stuffed with a couple paper towels, then throw away.   

This seems like a lot of work/waste of time that I'm not interested in doing. Walk 10 steps, open door, pour grease into the beautiful dirt lawn w/ scattered patches of grass, walk 10 steps back to the sink, wash pan, enjoy bacon.

Your yard will smell like the back of a Hardee's when summer gets here.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 25, 2013, 11:11:34 AM
I pour my grease into the lawn as well. Usually I don't have a whole lot of it so it's not a big deal.

 :thumbs:

Yea its not like we're cooking bacon 24/7 ya know, a little bacon grease in the lawn never hurt anything
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 25, 2013, 11:23:29 AM
I used to pour grease into the yard when I lived in a rental that had a doorway that opened into the kitchen. I'm not interested in carrying my grease in a pan all the way across the house just to dump it outside, though. It's just easier to put it into a jar.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 25, 2013, 11:26:28 AM
Its a rental in the slum student housing area right off campus. The more I think of it I'm not ashamed, I'm pretty proud of my scheme to get dishes done as fast as possible  :dance:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SkinnyBenny on February 25, 2013, 11:37:31 AM
A couple thousand posts on the website formerly known as Kstatefans. Super ashamed.   :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Bloodfart on February 25, 2013, 11:39:41 AM
I placed four jack-o-lanterns in the back alley after Halloween.  I went back there a week ago and they were still fully intact.  Neighbor across the alley was in his back yard (he doesn't have a privacy fence, just a shitty chain link) and gave me a :dubious: look.  One of the neighbors drove down the alley with a snow plow and now there's pumpkin snow up and down the alley.  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SkinnyBenny on February 25, 2013, 11:45:30 AM
<-----couldn't read till I was 19    :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: asava on February 25, 2013, 11:53:49 AM
I have pig heads in my freezer. Not ashamed, but skinny benny said i should be.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SkinnyBenny on February 25, 2013, 11:55:47 AM
 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on February 25, 2013, 11:58:22 AM
Judging people has got to stop. This is supposed to be a safe place full of love and support.

<-----couldn't read till I was 19    :frown:

That's ok, SkinBen, you can obviously read now, and that's all that matters. I'm happy you shared this with us because now we know a little more about who you are and where you came from.  :cheers:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on February 25, 2013, 11:59:17 AM
going to arbys for lunch  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on February 25, 2013, 12:09:52 PM
I don't like a lot of fast food places, but Arbys is my least fav.

  :frown: <---your stomach later
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on February 25, 2013, 12:32:28 PM
I don't like a lot of fast food places, but Arbys is my least fav.

  :frown: <---your stomach later

had the reuben  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on February 25, 2013, 12:34:47 PM
I don't like a lot of fast food places, but Arbys is my least fav.

:frown: <---your stomach later

had the reuben  :frown:

:curse: <---sd's butt later
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 25, 2013, 12:37:33 PM
going to arbys for lunch  :frown:

Hope you got extra cheese and arby's sauces to smother your curly fries in!!
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on February 25, 2013, 12:38:06 PM
going to arbys for lunch  :frown:

Hope you got extra cheese and arby's sauces to smother your curly fries in!!

didn't get fries
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: slucat on February 25, 2013, 12:40:27 PM
going to arbys for lunch  :frown:

Hope you got extra cheese and arby's sauces to smother your curly fries in!!

didn't get fries

not getting curly fries at arbys is something to be ashamed of  :dubious:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Winters on February 25, 2013, 01:09:19 PM
I ate a whole bag of Lays BBQ chips in one setting over the weekend.  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SabiNation on February 25, 2013, 01:22:44 PM
I went to the cafeteria in my building today because I was feeling like eating healthy and because of this I was going to get a salad.  I followed through with the salad, but I also put fried chicken pieces on it    :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 25, 2013, 01:23:32 PM
Blocked a 12 year olds shot at the gym yesterday, just to see what it would feel like. End result:  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 25, 2013, 01:26:33 PM
Had my dog in his crate.  Threw a pancake just outside and watched him try to get to it for the entire first half of MSU @ OSU. 

Haha, jk, that'd be pretty mean and I would never do that.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Bloodfart on February 25, 2013, 02:02:52 PM
I ate a calzone for lunch.  Forgot to use marinara sauce for crust.  Drank marinara sauce.   :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on February 25, 2013, 02:06:08 PM
I had a fish fry for my peeps at work today and didn't wash my hands after touching a bunch of fish.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SkinnyBenny on February 25, 2013, 02:29:53 PM
My squat form/ability is so bad you guys. It's so embarrassing that I definitely haven't even attempted it in over a decade. :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on February 25, 2013, 02:35:02 PM
My squat form/ability is so bad you guys. It's so embarrassing that I definitely haven't even attempted it in over a decade. :frown:

Oh man....

Gym shame is the absolute worst(best?) shame one can feel.  I mean, either you haven't been, you have been and need more, or you have some sort of complex that will never let you feel good about it. 

Surprised this hasn't come up yet. 

Great one.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 25, 2013, 02:35:39 PM
My squat form/ability is so bad you guys. It's so embarrassing that I definitely haven't even attempted it in over a decade. :frown:

Oh man....

Gym shame is the absolute worst(best?) shame one can feel.  I mean, either you haven't been, you have been and need more, or you have some sort of complex that will never let you feel good about it. 

Surprised this hasn't come up yet. 

Great one.

I feel like you really nailed that post. :thumbs:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Stevesie60 on February 25, 2013, 03:50:16 PM
I ate a whole bag of Lays BBQ chips in one setting over the weekend.  :frown:

I do this on a regular basis. Especially with Pringles or Sun Chips.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on February 25, 2013, 03:52:08 PM
Didn't realize there were so many sissies in this thread. Sheesh, so you ate too much. Deal with it.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 25, 2013, 04:01:27 PM
Didn't realize there were so many sissies in this thread. Sheesh, so you ate too much. Deal with it.

This thread is about shaming yourself so you won't do it again, KKK.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on February 25, 2013, 04:11:57 PM
mixed it up and kept it healthy by ordering a salad for lunch. After I was done I ate all my coworker's fries he didn't eat. :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: asava on February 25, 2013, 04:16:11 PM
mixed it up and kept it healthy by ordering a salad for lunch. After I was done I ate all my coworker's fries he didn't eat. :frown:

this happens to me all the time.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on February 25, 2013, 04:44:44 PM
I don't like a lot of fast food places, but Arbys is my least fav.

  :frown: <---your stomach later

had the reuben  :frown:

the chicken, swiss and bacon  :love:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on February 25, 2013, 04:45:43 PM
i guess one of my shames is that i don't feel shame for eating A LOT of fast food...  :sadpeek:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SkinnyBenny on February 25, 2013, 05:05:50 PM
<------purchased 202 baja chalupas in one calendar year while at EMAW University 

 :frown:



More gym shame: strictly machines. Because I go by myself...because I have such gym shame.   :frown: :frown: :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on February 25, 2013, 05:13:37 PM
i didn't clean the treadmill after using it today at the gym.

to be honest i don't really feel bad about it, just seems like something the gym nazis would want me to feel bad about.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on February 25, 2013, 05:26:28 PM
I'm at applebees right now :(
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SkinnyBenny on February 25, 2013, 05:26:54 PM
I'm at applebees right now :(

How does that place stay in business?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 25, 2013, 05:33:41 PM
I'm at applebees right now :(

mocat wins the thread. shut it down
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on February 25, 2013, 05:35:28 PM
poor guy.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on February 25, 2013, 05:36:36 PM
Its right next to my hotel and I got lazy. So ashamed you guys
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on February 25, 2013, 05:39:48 PM
I feel like I'm spying on the herp derp headquarters of the universe in here
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dlew12 on February 25, 2013, 05:58:30 PM
I feel like I'm spying on the herp derp headquarters of the universe in here
Applebees has a decent club sandwich.  It's called the classic clubhouse grill.  Applebees has good fries too.

(http://www.applebees.com/~/media/C5%20Menu%20Images/Menu%20C/579x441/Classic_Clubhouse_Grille.jpg)
Quote
Piled high with Virginia ham, shaved turkey, melted cheddar and Jack cheeses with Applewood smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo and a drizzle of our signature honey BBQ. Served on our toasted bakery bread.
Title: Shame Yourself
Post by: LickNeckey on February 25, 2013, 07:06:11 PM
I poor bacon grease on the dogs food.

the other day while at chipotle I put a bottle of Tabasco in my bag and left with it so I didn't have to go to the store.

felt really bad about it

Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: yoga-like_abana on February 25, 2013, 08:47:13 PM
i didn't clean the treadmill after using it today at the gym.

to be honest i don't really feel bad about it, just seems like something the gym nazis would want me to feel bad about.
yeah I'm awful about that, also do not care
Title: Shame Yourself
Post by: felix rex on February 26, 2013, 08:19:55 AM
Gym shame:

Didn't feel like going, so walked to liquor store and back.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on February 26, 2013, 08:57:55 AM
knew i would be working from home today, didn't set an alarm, wasn't online until 8:35 am.
Title: Shame Yourself
Post by: felix rex on February 26, 2013, 10:03:34 AM
I met my brother in STL for the NCAAs last year. Went to some breakfast place famous for some local thing and saw duke fans wearing duke jerseys. I joked that I should walk in front of one and flop. My bro was in for filming it and his wife said she would dramatically jump in the frame Hightower style and call a charge.

I pussied out.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SkinnyBenny on February 26, 2013, 10:09:33 AM
I met my brother in STL for the NCAAs last year. Went to some breakfast place famous for some local thing and saw duke fans wearing duke jerseys. I joked that I should walk in front of one and flop. My bro was in for filming it and his wife said she would dramatically jump in the frame Hightower style and call a charge.

I pussied out.

Your sis-in-law sounds funny. No shame there.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: XocolateThundarr on February 26, 2013, 11:02:09 AM
I met my brother in STL for the NCAAs last year. Went to some breakfast place famous for some local thing and saw duke fans wearing duke jerseys. I joked that I should walk in front of one and flop. My bro was in for filming it and his wife said she would dramatically jump in the frame Hightower style and call a charge.

I pussied out.

That would have been fantastic.  Especially the Hightower style charge call.
Title: Shame Yourself
Post by: felix rex on February 26, 2013, 01:44:55 PM
I met my brother in STL for the NCAAs last year. Went to some breakfast place famous for some local thing and saw duke fans wearing duke jerseys. I joked that I should walk in front of one and flop. My bro was in for filming it and his wife said she would dramatically jump in the frame Hightower style and call a charge.

I pussied out.

Your sis-in-law sounds funny. No shame there.

She's a badass and totally would have sold it. Missed opportunity.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: raquetcat on February 26, 2013, 03:23:09 PM
When my daughter was a couple weeks old I was zipping up a onesie on her and zipped some of her skin, luckily she's still alive
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 26, 2013, 08:53:42 PM
I saw the Taylor Swift goat video on youtube.  Then went and sought out the original music video.  I really like that song.  Listening to it right now.  "No apologies." 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on February 26, 2013, 08:58:31 PM
Today I told two youngsters I would give them $40 to shovel my driveway. When they finished I gave them each $20 and told them to beat it.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Headinjun on February 26, 2013, 09:04:50 PM
Got into a shouting match at Dillons tonight.   

I was opening my door and this guy tried to park next to me while my door is open.  The parking lot wasn't  packed and there was a row of empties on the other side of me.   

I snapped and yelled at the guy through his window.  Like " thems fighting words" yelling. 

I mean yeah I had a right to bitch but I think I took it to far

Must work on public anger issues. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on February 26, 2013, 10:05:12 PM
Got into a shouting match at Dillons tonight.   

I was opening my door and this guy tried to park next to me while my door is open.  The parking lot wasn't  packed and there was a row of empties on the other side of me.   

I snapped and yelled at the guy through his window.  Like " thems fighting words" yelling. 

I mean yeah I had a right to bitch but I think I took it to far

Must work on public anger issues.

People are dumbasses, you are in the right here
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bones129 on February 26, 2013, 11:25:37 PM
Today I told two youngsters I would give them $40 to shovel my driveway. When they finished I gave them each $20 and told them to beat it.

 :thumbs: No shame there. A deal is a deal. You said $40, and that's what they got. Well done.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Willesgirl on February 27, 2013, 10:45:36 AM
I ate a donut just now and pretty much as soon as I swallowed the last bite, I wanted to  :barf: .
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: yoga-like_abana on February 27, 2013, 10:47:54 AM
I ate a donut just now and pretty much as soon as I swallowed the last bite, I wanted to  :barf: .
don't expect any money from fanning
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on February 27, 2013, 10:50:02 AM
I ate a donut just now and pretty much as soon as I swallowed the last bite, I wanted to  :barf: .
don't expect any money from fanning

 :lol:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 01, 2013, 11:28:47 AM
Button down collar shirt today.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: pufiZzle on March 01, 2013, 11:52:52 AM
I was playing $1 chips in vegas last year and hit on a number on roulette........the dealer thought I had played with $5 chips so he gave me $175 in winnings instead of $35.  I immediately cashed out and left the casino.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on March 01, 2013, 11:55:08 AM
I'm wearing the same pants as I did on Monday (and didn't wash them).
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 01, 2013, 12:04:12 PM
I was playing $1 chips in vegas last year and hit on a number on roulette........the dealer thought I had played with $5 chips so he gave me $175 in winnings instead of $35.  I immediately cashed out and left the casino.

I had 17 against 17 and the dealer added wrong and paid me off thinking I had 18. Don't really feel bad about taking $20 from a casino that makes millions... Then again I don't know if the dealer would get punished. Surely the casino wouldn't find out unless they watched the tape.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 01, 2013, 12:12:32 PM
I was playing $1 chips in vegas last year and hit on a number on roulette........the dealer thought I had played with $5 chips so he gave me $175 in winnings instead of $35.  I immediately cashed out and left the casino.

I had 17 against 17 and the dealer added wrong and paid me off thinking I had 18. Don't really feel bad about taking $20 from a casino that makes millions... Then again I don't know if the dealer would get punished. Surely the casino wouldn't find out unless they watched the tape.
I slept with a dealer. So there's that.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Bloodfart on March 01, 2013, 12:15:22 PM
I'm wearing the same pants as I did on Monday (and didn't wash them).

 :surprised: Me too!
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on March 01, 2013, 12:15:56 PM
I was playing $1 chips in vegas last year and hit on a number on roulette........the dealer thought I had played with $5 chips so he gave me $175 in winnings instead of $35.  I immediately cashed out and left the casino.

I had 17 against 17 and the dealer added wrong and paid me off thinking I had 18. Don't really feel bad about taking $20 from a casino that makes millions... Then again I don't know if the dealer would get punished. Surely the casino wouldn't find out unless they watched the tape.
I slept with a dealer. So there's that.

I cannot fathom how much dirt you must have in your bag, fanning.  Everyone has some, but you?  Man, I just don't know. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 01, 2013, 12:17:20 PM
I was playing $1 chips in vegas last year and hit on a number on roulette........the dealer thought I had played with $5 chips so he gave me $175 in winnings instead of $35.  I immediately cashed out and left the casino.

I had 17 against 17 and the dealer added wrong and paid me off thinking I had 18. Don't really feel bad about taking $20 from a casino that makes millions... Then again I don't know if the dealer would get punished. Surely the casino wouldn't find out unless they watched the tape.
I slept with a dealer. So there's that.

I cannot fathom how much dirt you must have in your bag, fanning.  Everyone has some, but you?  Man, I just don't know.
:gocho:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on March 01, 2013, 12:23:57 PM
I was playing $1 chips in vegas last year and hit on a number on roulette........the dealer thought I had played with $5 chips so he gave me $175 in winnings instead of $35.  I immediately cashed out and left the casino.

I had 17 against 17 and the dealer added wrong and paid me off thinking I had 18. Don't really feel bad about taking $20 from a casino that makes millions... Then again I don't know if the dealer would get punished. Surely the casino wouldn't find out unless they watched the tape.
I slept with a dealer. So there's that.

Did she shuffle your cards and give you a BJ (Black Jack)?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on March 01, 2013, 12:49:25 PM
I was playing $1 chips in vegas last year and hit on a number on roulette........the dealer thought I had played with $5 chips so he gave me $175 in winnings instead of $35.  I immediately cashed out and left the casino.

I had 17 against 17 and the dealer added wrong and paid me off thinking I had 18. Don't really feel bad about taking $20 from a casino that makes millions... Then again I don't know if the dealer would get punished. Surely the casino wouldn't find out unless they watched the tape.

I've been paid on losing or push hands hundreds of times. that's not something to be ashamed of, that's the cost of the casino doing business.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: pufiZzle on March 01, 2013, 02:43:29 PM
I was playing $1 chips in vegas last year and hit on a number on roulette........the dealer thought I had played with $5 chips so he gave me $175 in winnings instead of $35.  I immediately cashed out and left the casino.

I had 17 against 17 and the dealer added wrong and paid me off thinking I had 18. Don't really feel bad about taking $20 from a casino that makes millions... Then again I don't know if the dealer would get punished. Surely the casino wouldn't find out unless they watched the tape.

I've been paid on losing or push hands hundreds of times. that's not something to be ashamed of, that's the cost of the casino doing business.

t's and p's for your horrific addiction
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 01, 2013, 02:47:21 PM
Met an old friend for lunch.  He was back in town to hang with his lil bro who's been having some "issues."  I tried to offer advice but in my head I just kept thinking "dude just tell your bro to quit being such a puss!"
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 01, 2013, 02:49:18 PM
Met an old friend for lunch.  He was back in town to hang with his lil bro who's been having some "issues."  I tried to offer advice but in my head I just kept thinking "dude just tell your bro to quit being such a puss!"

bad person!
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on March 01, 2013, 02:53:04 PM
Met an old friend for lunch.  He was back in town to hang with his lil bro who's been having some "issues."  I tried to offer advice but in my head I just kept thinking "dude just tell your bro to quit being such a puss!"

This is actually in my area of expertise.  There have been a number of times I think in my head to some kid that are in need of help to cowboy the eff up.  However, to reason with the unreasonable is a waste of time.  You aren't alone when you hear stuff like that.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SabiNation on March 01, 2013, 04:14:21 PM
Button down collar shirt today.  :facepalm:

KSU T-shirt today    :horrorsurprise:   At least I'm wearing a light jacket over it, but still  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on March 01, 2013, 04:37:12 PM
Felt like I was spending too much time on goEMAW.com so I logged off on Sunday and was gonna sit out a week. Lurked without logging in on Tuesday and Wednesday. Logged in yesterday and did the "post and run" style posting over in the Chiefs thread.

I'm addicted to BBS'n  :frown:
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on March 01, 2013, 05:40:00 PM
Button down collar shirt today.  :facepalm:

KSU T-shirt today    :horrorsurprise:   At least I'm wearing a light jacket over it, but still  :facepalm:
KSU t-shirt is a bad thing?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: fun muffin on March 02, 2013, 09:52:34 PM
Frozen dinners for dinner two nights in a row.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on March 02, 2013, 10:14:07 PM
last night made a drunken mess of 2AM "nachos"  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: fun muffin on March 02, 2013, 10:24:13 PM
ohh honey
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on March 02, 2013, 10:35:30 PM
currently not hungry in the least but may be on pace to make another drunken mess of 2AM "nachos"  :excited:

 :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: WillieWatanabe on March 02, 2013, 10:38:41 PM
currently not hungry in the least but may be on pace to make another drunken mess of 2AM "nachos"  :excited:

 :frown:

recipe? tia
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on March 02, 2013, 10:44:01 PM
currently not hungry in the least but may be on pace to make another drunken mess of 2AM "nachos"  :excited:

 :frown:

recipe? tia

oh it varies. last night's was basically baked tostitos scoops, grated irish cheddar (makes a nice pool of cheese oil in the bottom), poured salsa in the middle and some pickled japs and jap juice all over it to blend with the gross melted cheese oil.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: shivvyman on March 03, 2013, 09:15:47 PM
Paid for a meal and didn't finish half of it. Typically a member of the clean plate club.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KCFDcat on March 04, 2013, 10:37:57 AM
Paid for a meal and didn't finish half of it. Typically a member of the clean plate club.

have been doing this a lot lately. What's wrong with me? :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 04, 2013, 11:02:11 AM
Paid for a meal and didn't finish half of it. Typically a member of the clean plate club.

have been doing this a lot lately. What's wrong with me? :frown:

You just don't want to be a fatass.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on March 04, 2013, 11:26:53 AM
I had a moment of financial conservatisim and bought cheap toilet paper yesterday.   :facepalm:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 04, 2013, 11:27:44 AM
I had a moment of financial conservatisim and bought cheap toilet paper yesterday.   :facepalm:

My wife did that.  Made her pay by shitting in her bathroom (where she keeps the good stuff).
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 04, 2013, 11:28:05 AM
I had a moment of financial conservatisim and bought cheap toilet paper yesterday.   :facepalm:

My wife did that.  Made her pay by shitting in her bathroom (where she keeps the good stuff).

Just wanted to clarify I'm not ashamed at all by this.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on March 04, 2013, 11:30:08 AM
I had a moment of financial conservatisim and bought cheap toilet paper yesterday.   :facepalm:

My wife did that.  Made her pay by shitting in her bathroom (where she keeps the good stuff).

Just wanted to clarify I'm not ashamed at all by this.

You shouldn't be ashamed of that!  Hoarding decent toilet paper deserves a hanging floater in her toilet.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: kitten_mittons on March 04, 2013, 11:55:21 AM
Paid for a meal and didn't finish half of it. Typically a member of the clean plate club.
You probably shouldn't finish your plate at a restaurant unless they give you correct sized portions (which they rarely do.)
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Stevesie60 on March 04, 2013, 12:00:32 PM
I watched Saturday's game with _FAN. After McGruder hit the game winning shot I jumped out in front of our table in celebration, and _FAN was on the other side. Due to my elation, I couldn't settle for a high five, and I didn't think _FAN was down for a bromantic hug, so I hugged a girl I knew sitting at the bar and left _FAN to celebrate by himself. :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 04, 2013, 12:05:08 PM
I watched Saturday's game with _FAN. After McGruder hit the game winning shot I jumped out in front of our table in celebration, and _FAN was on the other side. Due to my elation, I couldn't settle for a high five, and I didn't think _FAN was down for a bromantic hug, so I hugged a girl I knew sitting at the bar and left _FAN to celebrate by himself. :frown:

Man, I wish I would have been there for a Jakesie hug. Those are the best  :cry:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Big Train on March 04, 2013, 12:09:25 PM
Was an bad person to someone on facebook yesterday and they de-friend-ed me.  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: yoga-like_abana on March 04, 2013, 12:29:51 PM
I was talking to gf y-l_a how I hadn't thrown up from being sick(only alcohol related barfs) since I was probably 16 or so and then that very day I threw up :(
not ashamed it was just weird timing and gross and this seemed like the best place to tell everyone
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Winters on March 04, 2013, 12:58:41 PM
I ate two packages of saltine crackers for dinner last night.  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: XocolateThundarr on March 04, 2013, 01:00:09 PM
I ate two packages of saltine crackers for dinner last night.  :embarrassed:

I have done this as well.  Chased them down with Bud Light too.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 04, 2013, 01:02:00 PM
I was talking to gf y-l_a how I hadn't thrown up from being sick(only alcohol related barfs) since I was probably 16 or so and then that very day I threw up :(
not ashamed it was just weird timing and gross and this seemed like the best place to tell everyone

wut   :bawl:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on March 04, 2013, 01:08:07 PM
taco bell

 :sdeek: :frown:
Title: Shame Yourself
Post by: felix rex on March 04, 2013, 01:33:52 PM
Ima bouta do me some 2 am style nachos. 
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: kitten_mittons on March 04, 2013, 05:16:43 PM
taco bell

 :sdeek: :frown:
Should have waited until Thursday.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 04, 2013, 05:27:42 PM
Was an bad person to someone on facebook yesterday and they de-friend-ed me.  :frown:

Probably best for both of you.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on March 04, 2013, 08:38:15 PM
Skipped dinner and went to purple swirl instead.  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 04, 2013, 08:42:36 PM
Skipped dinner and went to purple swirl instead.  :embarrassed:

Tonight was the fund raiser.  No shame in that.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on March 05, 2013, 06:19:47 PM
just ate an entire order of general tso's plus 4 'goons!

 :sdeek:  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on March 05, 2013, 06:29:17 PM
I laughed (a lot) at the rejected vanity plates list.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Stevesie60 on March 05, 2013, 10:40:39 PM
just ate an entire order of general tso's plus 4 'goons!

 :sdeek:  :facepalm:

Did that stone sober once. I was too impressed to be ashamed.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bones129 on March 05, 2013, 11:52:54 PM
just ate an entire order of general tso's plus 4 'goons!

 :sdeek:  :facepalm:

Did that stone sober once. I was too impressed to be ashamed.

I love 'goons. I typically get two as a side order, then order an extra two. Usually I eat all four with the entree...rarely not. If I can't get 'em all, I take the others home and eat them later. No shame in four 'goons...absolutely no shame.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on March 05, 2013, 11:54:59 PM
taco bell

 :sdeek: :frown:

Last time I went I ate one of my items on the car ride home so Mrs. CF3 wouldn't know how many things I bought.   :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on March 06, 2013, 07:52:31 AM
I was less than a block away from my house when I realized I wasn't wearing a belt. I just kept on going.

:frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 06, 2013, 08:09:01 AM
I was less than a block away from my house when I realized I wasn't wearing a belt. I just kept on going.

:frown:

My office has people without belts every day and they don't even notice. You should be fine.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on March 06, 2013, 08:23:45 AM
I was less than a block away from my house when I realized I wasn't wearing a belt. I just kept on going.

:frown:

My office has people without belts every day and they don't even notice. You should be fine.

If nobody noticed, you wouldn't be aware of this.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on March 06, 2013, 08:28:20 AM
I was less than a block away from my house when I realized I wasn't wearing a belt. I just kept on going.

:frown:
It is just the worst if you have to tuck in your shirt and forgot your belt
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on March 06, 2013, 08:56:29 AM
I was less than a block away from my house when I realized I wasn't wearing a belt. I just kept on going.

:frown:

GAH
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: _33 on March 06, 2013, 09:05:23 AM
I was less than a block away from my house when I realized I wasn't wearing a belt. I just kept on going.

:frown:
It is just the worst if you have to tuck in your shirt and forgot your belt

I feel like we've had this conversation before.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Brock Landers on March 06, 2013, 09:37:29 AM
I was less than a block away from my house when I realized I wasn't wearing a belt. I just kept on going.

:frown:
It is just the worst if you have to tuck in your shirt and forgot your belt

I feel like we've had this conversation before.


Yes, the "muffin top" solution.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: yoga-like_abana on March 06, 2013, 10:17:57 AM
I was less than a block away from my house when I realized I wasn't wearing a belt. I just kept on going.

:frown:
One time I was just literally just down the street and I had made a list of stuff I needed at the store and I realized I had left it.  I hit the brakes on my car but then didn't turn around.  Then I forgot about 3 things including toilet paper  :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rams on March 06, 2013, 01:59:03 PM
ever since the family left the house this morning, I've only gotten off the couch once to warm up some leftovers for lunch.  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Willesgirl on March 06, 2013, 02:07:23 PM
I snuck out of work yesterday an hour before I was off saying I had a really urgent thing I needed to do at the bank, but really I left early so I could get some time in Aggieville before the game.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on March 06, 2013, 02:08:54 PM
Speaking of belts, I pissed on my belt about 20 minutes ago.  I did a premature look up without securing the region from obstacles prior to pissing.   :facepalm:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rams on March 06, 2013, 02:14:48 PM
I snuck out of work yesterday an hour before I was off saying I had a really urgent thing I needed to do at the bank, but really I left early so I could get some time in Aggieville before the game.
take it to the "perfectly normal things that normal people do all the time" thread
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SabiNation on March 06, 2013, 02:20:59 PM
Today I farted in the middle of my office and blamed it on another guy   :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on March 06, 2013, 02:21:57 PM
Today I farted in the middle of my office and blamed it on another guy   :frown:


take it to the "perfectly normal things that normal people do all the time" thread
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SabiNation on March 06, 2013, 02:25:53 PM
Today I farted in the middle of my office and blamed it on another guy   :frown:


take it to the "perfectly normal things that normal people do all the time" thread

OH SO STEVE DAVE EATS A FEW NACHOS AND IT'S PERFECTLY FINE IN THIS THREAD BUT ANOTHER MAN BEING LAUGHED AT AND MADE FUN OF BECAUSE OF ME BELONGS IN THE NORMAL PEOPLE THREAD? 

That's garbage, CNS Casey.  And you know it
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on March 06, 2013, 02:26:51 PM
eating nachos is fine. eating 2 AM "nachos" is not acceptable.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on March 06, 2013, 02:27:36 PM
yep
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SabiNation on March 06, 2013, 02:30:40 PM
The point is that I thought this thread was for people to vent about how terrible they feel about performing certain acts of abomination, and to not get judged on those acts. 

Clearly I was wrong
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on March 06, 2013, 02:35:01 PM
The point is that I thought this thread was for people to vent about how terrible they feel about performing certain acts of abomination, and to not get judged on those acts. 

Clearly I was wrong

the point is to shame yourself. sometimes maybe getting made fun of is part of the healing. I dunno.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on March 06, 2013, 02:46:04 PM
Sabi, you are obviously focusing your internal anger at yourself on me.  It's ok.  let it out(anger not another fart).  you will feel better.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on March 06, 2013, 02:47:25 PM
I was a complete dumbass in the Angel assists thread.   :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SabiNation on March 06, 2013, 02:58:39 PM
Sabi, you are obviously focusing your internal anger at yourself on me.  It's ok.  let it out(anger not another fart).  you will feel better.

 :eye:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on March 06, 2013, 03:55:19 PM
i've used the same exact conversation routine like five times this week.

me: "going to fake patty's weekend?"
person: "no i don't think so, you?"
me: "of course man, i'm not that old yet! HUR HUR HUR!"
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on March 06, 2013, 04:09:48 PM
At least twice for me. CAN'T WAIT!
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Kat Kid on March 06, 2013, 05:00:21 PM
Sometimes I just don't know where the day went.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dlew12 on March 06, 2013, 07:40:52 PM
ate hamburger helper last night.  ate the leftovers tonight.

 :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on March 06, 2013, 07:55:16 PM
ate hamburger helper last night.  ate the leftovers tonight.

 :frown:

I used to eat HH regularly in law school.  I chefed it up something fierce, but you sound like you're well on your way to some great successes in life with that diet. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on March 07, 2013, 01:53:38 PM
ate hamburger helper last night.  ate the leftovers tonight.

 :frown:

Did you eat the leftovers cold? If so its worthy of 2  :frown: :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The1BigWillie on March 07, 2013, 03:00:05 PM
I had dinner with my parents last night and told them I had to leave to do laundry but I went to a bar instead.  :drink:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on March 07, 2013, 03:04:37 PM
At work, I always take coffee from the thermos that is most full to avoid starting another pot. Also, I've been drinking about 80 oz per day this week.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on March 07, 2013, 03:06:07 PM
At work, I always take coffee from the thermos that is most full to avoid starting another pot. Also, I've been drinking about 80 oz per day this week.

 :surprised:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 07, 2013, 03:06:54 PM
At work, I always take coffee from the thermos that is most full to avoid starting another pot. Also, I've been drinking about 80 oz per day this week.

Yesterday I accidentally brewed a pot of decaf (ps why the hell do they even make that horse piss/why does my company carry it?) and just left it there without marking it as decaf
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on March 07, 2013, 03:14:40 PM
At work, I always take coffee from the thermos that is most full to avoid starting another pot. Also, I've been drinking about 80 oz per day this week.

How is your breath after that?  I'm pretty sure the leading cause of dog crap smelling breath in attorneys is coffee intake.  At least it seems that way.  The shittiest mouthed ones are always sucking on some coffee.  I take pharmaceutical grade caffeine in pill form.  My breath is fabulous.  I don't think it's a coincidence.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on March 07, 2013, 03:18:13 PM
At work, I always take coffee from the thermos that is most full to avoid starting another pot. Also, I've been drinking about 80 oz per day this week.

Yesterday I accidentally brewed a pot of decaf (ps why the hell do they even make that horse piss/why does my company carry it?) and just left it there without marking it as decaf

How awful for them.  Just chugging shitty coffee and getting zero energy boost from it.  They feel all guilty about how much coffee they consumed, but they're tired as  hell.  Boss move. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on March 07, 2013, 03:32:47 PM
GAH, someone put decaf in our regular pot the other day. I about lost it.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on March 07, 2013, 03:35:21 PM
This pharm grade caffeine pill sounds like the way to go.  Do you think it would dissolve in high grade coffee without effecting taste?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dlew12 on March 07, 2013, 03:35:33 PM
ate hamburger helper last night.  ate the leftovers tonight.

 :frown:

Did you eat the leftovers cold? If so its worthy of 2  :frown: :frown:
Please.  I'm not some animal.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on March 07, 2013, 03:37:32 PM
At work, I always take coffee from the thermos that is most full to avoid starting another pot. Also, I've been drinking about 80 oz per day this week.

Yesterday I accidentally brewed a pot of decaf (ps why the hell do they even make that horse piss/why does my company carry it?) and just left it there without marking it as decaf

How awful for them.  Just chugging shitty coffee and getting zero energy boost from it.  They feel all guilty about how much coffee they consumed, but they're tired as  hell.  Boss move.

That's oscar Springsteen level Boss right there.  Nice work.
Title: Shame Yourself
Post by: felix rex on March 07, 2013, 03:43:47 PM
ate hamburger helper last night.  ate the leftovers tonight.

 :frown:

Did you eat the leftovers cold? If so its worthy of 2  :frown: :frown:
Please.  I'm not some animal.

My cook made some Pakistani dish that is more or less hamburger helper with peas and spices and stuff. I ate the leftovers cold for breakfast this morning.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: OK_Cat on March 07, 2013, 03:46:53 PM
i got up from the couch to go pee last night.  i stopped in the hallway and couldn't remember what i was doing, so i sat back down. 

then i did it again like 2 minutes later before finally remembering.

 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The1BigWillie on March 07, 2013, 03:48:45 PM
i got up from the couch to go pee last night.  i stopped in the hallway and couldn't remember what i was doing, so i sat back down. 

then i did it again like 2 minutes later before finally remembering.

 :sdeek:

I got really drunk at a super bowl party and walked into the bathroom and pissed all over the wall with the door open and then walked out of the bathroom and denied doing it when everyone was like WTF you just peed on the wall?!?! 

I haven't touched a Tank 7 since.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on March 07, 2013, 04:29:14 PM
i got up from the couch to go pee last night.  i stopped in the hallway and couldn't remember what i was doing, so i sat back down. 

then i did it again like 2 minutes later before finally remembering.

 :sdeek:

I got really drunk at a super bowl party and walked into the bathroom and pissed all over the wall with the door open and then walked out of the bathroom and denied doing it when everyone was like WTF you just peed on the wall?!?! 

I haven't touched a Tank 7 since.

BEST MONTH EVER!!!
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on March 07, 2013, 04:34:41 PM
At work, I always take coffee from the thermos that is most full to avoid starting another pot. Also, I've been drinking about 80 oz per day this week.

How is your breath after that?  I'm pretty sure the leading cause of dog crap smelling breath in attorneys is coffee intake.  At least it seems that way.  The shittiest mouthed ones are always sucking on some coffee.  I take pharmaceutical grade caffeine in pill form.  My breath is fabulous.  I don't think it's a coincidence.

Probably not great during work if you don't like the smell of coffee plus Altoids.

I wouldn't drink as much if I had real work to do, but the first week training modules pretty much result in me getting up to get coffee once an hour so I can walk around for a bit.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on March 07, 2013, 04:44:24 PM
during work hours today, on top of bbs'ing, i created a spreadsheet listing about 150 beers and their calories/carbs/%alcohol.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The1BigWillie on March 07, 2013, 04:50:52 PM
i got up from the couch to go pee last night.  i stopped in the hallway and couldn't remember what i was doing, so i sat back down. 

then i did it again like 2 minutes later before finally remembering.

 :sdeek:

I got really drunk at a super bowl party and walked into the bathroom and pissed all over the wall with the door open and then walked out of the bathroom and denied doing it when everyone was like WTF you just peed on the wall?!?! 

I haven't touched a Tank 7 since.

BEST MONTH EVER!!!
:dance:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Institutional Control on March 07, 2013, 06:47:27 PM
I just cut in front of about 30 cars on the exit ramp. Sorry folks.

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Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: wetwillie on March 07, 2013, 06:48:47 PM
during work hours today, on top of bbs'ing, i created a spreadsheet listing about 150 beers and their calories/carbs/%alcohol.

What was it sorted by?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Institutional Control on March 07, 2013, 06:50:06 PM
and I'm bbsing while driving.

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Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Kat Kid on March 07, 2013, 08:14:33 PM
did my taxes and was going to put in child-care deduction, but remembered that I pay a very nice undocumented worker to watch my kid.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Bloodfart on March 07, 2013, 08:54:21 PM
did my taxes and was going to put in child-care deduction, but remembered that I pay a very nice undocumented worker to watch my kid.

Our sitter was not licensed for the first few years.  One day 5 or 6 women were busted (the same day) for watching kids without a being certified.  We found out the snitch was a local sitter that was low on customers so she ratted out all the illegals.   
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on March 07, 2013, 08:55:09 PM
did my taxes and was going to put in child-care deduction, but remembered that I pay a very nice undocumented worker to watch my kid.

Our sitter was not licensed for the first few years.  One day 5 or 6 women were busted (the same day) for watching kids without a being certified.  We found out the snitch was a local sitter that was low on customers so she ratted out all the illegals.

Ppl are a horrible kind of animal.

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Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on March 07, 2013, 09:04:09 PM
during work hours today, on top of bbs'ing, i created a spreadsheet listing about 150 beers and their calories/carbs/%alcohol.

What was it sorted by?

i sorted it by lowest to highest amount of calories, then determined the best choice in terms of %alcohol per calorie, for binging (bud select or natty light)
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: wetwillie on March 07, 2013, 09:19:25 PM
during work hours today, on top of bbs'ing, i created a spreadsheet listing about 150 beers and their calories/carbs/%alcohol.

What was it sorted by?

i sorted it by lowest to highest amount of calories, then determined the best choice in terms of %alcohol per calorie, for binging (bud select or natty light)


Zero shame IMO
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rams on March 07, 2013, 09:29:27 PM
during work hours today, on top of bbs'ing, i created a spreadsheet listing about 150 beers and their calories/carbs/%alcohol.

What was it sorted by?

i sorted it by lowest to highest amount of calories, then determined the best choice in terms of %alcohol per calorie, for binging (bud select or natty light)


Zero shame IMO
and the good news is if you click a couple buttons in excel you can sort it by alcohol and create a calorie/alcohol super boss healthy pak spreadsheet. :dance:

show your work emawblast. :users:
Title: Re: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on March 07, 2013, 09:42:46 PM
during work hours today, on top of bbs'ing, i created a spreadsheet listing about 150 beers and their calories/carbs/%alcohol.

What was it sorted by?

i sorted it by lowest to highest amount of calories, then determined the best choice in terms of %alcohol per calorie, for binging (bud select or natty light)


Zero shame IMO
and the good news is if you click a couple buttons in excel you can sort it by alcohol and create a calorie/alcohol super boss healthy pak spreadsheet. :dance:

show your work emawblast. :users:

Yeah if anything this should go in the productive things I did at work today other than work thread
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rams on March 07, 2013, 10:02:07 PM
during work hours today, on top of bbs'ing, i created a spreadsheet listing about 150 beers and their calories/carbs/%alcohol.

What was it sorted by?

i sorted it by lowest to highest amount of calories, then determined the best choice in terms of %alcohol per calorie, for binging (bud select or natty light)


Zero shame IMO
and the good news is if you click a couple buttons in excel you can sort it by alcohol and create a calorie/alcohol super boss healthy pak spreadsheet. :dance:

show your work emawblast. :users:

Yeah if anything this should go in the productive things I did at work today other than work thread
don't beat yourself up. everybody's misusing this thread.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: _33 on March 07, 2013, 10:03:19 PM
Just took my christmas lights down today.   :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: chunkles on March 08, 2013, 12:22:00 AM
I'm addicted to skylanders giants.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on March 08, 2013, 08:49:06 AM
show your work emawblast. :users:

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=3557.msg764209#msg764209 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=3557.msg764209#msg764209)
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on March 08, 2013, 09:38:47 AM
I'm addicted to skylanders giants.

Do you buy the toys and then put them on the portal of power so you can play them in the video game?  If so, then this is a really good one. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on March 08, 2013, 09:39:30 AM
I'm addicted to skylanders giants.

Do you buy the toys and then put them on the portal of power so you can play them in the video game?  If so, then this is a really good one.

Yep.  My 6yr old loves that game.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on March 08, 2013, 09:51:13 AM
Just realized I've been spelling Sacramento wrong for years.  Damn you english, you are a cruel mistress.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Skipper44 on March 08, 2013, 12:28:49 PM
I'm addicted to skylanders giants.

Do you buy the toys and then put them on the portal of power so you can play them in the video game?  If so, then this is a really good one.

Yep.  My 6yr old loves that game.
How inappropriate is it for my 3 year old?  Like, is there blood and guts when they battle?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on March 08, 2013, 12:38:50 PM
I'm addicted to skylanders giants.

Do you buy the toys and then put them on the portal of power so you can play them in the video game?  If so, then this is a really good one.

Yep.  My 6yr old loves that game.
How inappropriate is it for my 3 year old?  Like, is there blood and guts when they battle?

No blood/guts.  just fantasy like creatures swinging swords, fists, knives, etc at each other.  Violent, but in a very very unrealistic manner.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on March 08, 2013, 12:45:34 PM
I'm having my Transformers toy collection appraised on Monday.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Brock Landers on March 08, 2013, 12:54:15 PM
I'm having my Transformers toy collection appraised on Monday.


Let us know how it turns out.  I think shame is only involved if you go to toy conventions dressed like an Autobot or something.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on March 08, 2013, 12:58:26 PM
I'm having my Transformers toy collection appraised on Monday.


Let us know how it turns out.  I think shame is only involved if you go to toy conventions dressed like an Autobot or something.

Is it bad if I'm on the Transformers Season 2 Part 1 DVD for the transformer toy convention in Minneapolis?  I'm dressed like a human though.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on March 08, 2013, 12:59:22 PM
My wife and I split a bottle of 2 and a half buck chuck last night.

When we were done, I finished off the rest of the 2.5 buck chuck she used for cooking earlier in the week.

I know 2 buck chuck actually costs $2.50 now.
Title: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on March 08, 2013, 01:01:19 PM
My wife and I split a bottle of 2 and a half buck chuck last night.

When we were done, I finished off the rest of the 2.5 buck chuck she used for cooking earlier in the week.

I know 2 buck chuck actually costs $2.50 now.

Depends where you live re. The cost. $2.99 a lot of places. Tastes disgusting nationwide though.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: chunkles on March 08, 2013, 01:02:26 PM
I'm addicted to skylanders giants.

Do you buy the toys and then put them on the portal of power so you can play them in the video game?  If so, then this is a really good one.
Yes.  We have nearly all of them.  I make it a point each night to get as many upgrades as possible so when I do battles against my jerkface kids I max-out my chances of destroying them. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Brock Landers on March 08, 2013, 01:11:53 PM
I'm having my Transformers toy collection appraised on Monday.


Let us know how it turns out.  I think shame is only involved if you go to toy conventions dressed like an Autobot or something.

Is it bad if I'm on the Transformers Season 2 Part 1 DVD for the transformer toy convention in Minneapolis?  I'm dressed like a human though.


Making a quick ruling here......attending toy conventions is shameful no matter how you dress.  But hey, you can ease that shame by knowing you have a bitchin' Tranformers collection!!
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on March 08, 2013, 01:14:10 PM
ksublump, that should all go in the stud thread fwiw. I'm starting it now.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on March 08, 2013, 01:18:30 PM
My wife and I split a bottle of 2 and a half buck chuck last night.

When we were done, I finished off the rest of the 2.5 buck chuck she used for cooking earlier in the week.

I know 2 buck chuck actually costs $2.50 now.

Depends where you live re. The cost. $2.99 a lot of places. Tastes disgusting nationwide though.

well, chalk that up as just another perk of living by the Bay.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on March 08, 2013, 01:55:48 PM
ksublump, that should all go in the stud thread fwiw. I'm starting it now.

That's what I'm saying!  Stud move on my part.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Big Train on March 08, 2013, 03:19:40 PM
I once ate 27 buffalo wings, 2 and a half orders of fries and drank 4 beers in an eating contest, I lost.  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 08, 2013, 03:26:46 PM
The only reason I'm staying late (like after 2PM) on a Friday is to get my tuition reimbursement check. :facepalm:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on March 08, 2013, 11:39:15 PM
forgot i had online calc homework due at midnight... used wolfram alpha and got it done in 5 minutes.   i don't like cheating  :embarrassed:

*edit*
i forgot about it because i was playing sim city and lost track of time.  even more shame.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on March 08, 2013, 11:57:07 PM
chingon, cheating?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bubbles4ksu on March 08, 2013, 11:59:11 PM
My wife and I split a bottle of 2 and a half buck chuck last night.

When we were done, I finished off the rest of the 2.5 buck chuck she used for cooking earlier in the week.

I know 2 buck chuck actually costs $2.50 now.

Depends where you live re. The cost. $2.99 a lot of places. Tastes disgusting nationwide though.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1963794 (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1963794)

i'm sure there is a reasonable explanation and that you aren't shallow and pretentious about trader joe's wine.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bubbles4ksu on March 09, 2013, 12:00:36 AM
My wife and I split a bottle of 2 and a half buck chuck last night.

When we were done, I finished off the rest of the 2.5 buck chuck she used for cooking earlier in the week.

I know 2 buck chuck actually costs $2.50 now.

Depends where you live re. The cost. $2.99 a lot of places. Tastes disgusting nationwide though.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1963794 (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1963794)

i'm sure there is a reasonable explanation and that you aren't shallow and pretentious about trader joe's wine.

did not notice that piece is from 2004. i'm drunk on coors light.  :sdeek:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: kim carnes on March 09, 2013, 12:02:18 AM
My wife and I split a bottle of 2 and a half buck chuck last night.

When we were done, I finished off the rest of the 2.5 buck chuck she used for cooking earlier in the week.

I know 2 buck chuck actually costs $2.50 now.

Depends where you live re. The cost. $2.99 a lot of places. Tastes disgusting nationwide though.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1963794 (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1963794)

i'm sure there is a reasonable explanation and that you aren't shallow and pretentious about trader joe's wine.

it still cost $2 in SD
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on March 09, 2013, 12:02:45 AM
yeah, eff you bubs
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Paul Moscow on March 09, 2013, 12:08:58 AM
My wife and I split a bottle of 2 and a half buck chuck last night.

When we were done, I finished off the rest of the 2.5 buck chuck she used for cooking earlier in the week.

I know 2 buck chuck actually costs $2.50 now.

Depends where you live re. The cost. $2.99 a lot of places. Tastes disgusting nationwide though.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1963794 (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1963794)

i'm sure there is a reasonable explanation and that you aren't shallow and pretentious about trader joe's wine.

it still cost $2 in SD

Prices went up in CA back in Jan to $2.49
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 10, 2013, 08:49:52 PM
Was really mean on Facebook last night.  Made fun of a KU flunk out for driving a truck for a living.  Really embarrassed.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on March 10, 2013, 10:03:21 PM
i was functionally blacked out for 10 solid hours yesterday. i don't remember a thing about the k-state or ku game. the good part is by all accounts i behaved completely normal. drunk, sure, but nothing really crazy or embarrassing.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on March 10, 2013, 10:22:01 PM
I ate a double meat gyro at pita pit then passed out in my car
Title: Shame Yourself
Post by: The1BigWillie on March 11, 2013, 12:16:37 AM
Bro is recently divorced and had to see his ex for the kid drop off today. He said she looked super hot. I asked if he still had pics of her naked parts and if he would send them to me. No response.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Big Train on March 11, 2013, 12:26:37 AM
Bro is recently divorced and had to see his ex for the kid drop off today. He said she looked super hot. I asked if he still had pics of her naked parts and if he would send them to me. No response.

Stud move!
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on March 11, 2013, 08:25:51 AM
i was functionally blacked out for 10 solid hours yesterday. i don't remember a thing about the k-state or ku game. the good part is by all accounts i behaved completely normal. drunk, sure, but nothing really crazy or embarrassing.


 :thumbs:

The hard part is maintaining this that long without passing out.  Truly a great accomplishment.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on March 11, 2013, 08:40:45 AM
I bought Breaking Dawn Part 2 this weekend.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 11, 2013, 09:07:19 AM
We went to a really nice steak joint Friday night in Wichita. Instead of getting a nice steak, I settled for a hamburger to save $ for the tourney coming up. The guys let me hear it.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Willesgirl on March 11, 2013, 09:24:16 AM
I bought Breaking Dawn Part 2 this weekend.

 :sdeek: (Breaking Dawn Part 1 is better)
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dlew12 on March 11, 2013, 11:49:01 AM
i think i've been to 8 OAR concerts

 :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on March 11, 2013, 11:58:14 AM
i think i've been to 8 OAR concerts

 :embarrassed:

How many fun. concerts?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dlew12 on March 11, 2013, 12:14:41 PM
i think i've been to 8 OAR concerts

 :embarrassed:

How many fun. concerts?
1.  Not ashamed.

1 format concert too fwiw.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on March 11, 2013, 12:15:19 PM
i think i've been to 8 OAR concerts

 :embarrassed:

How many fun. concerts?
1

you shouldn't be ashamed of either, FWIW.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dlew12 on March 11, 2013, 12:17:07 PM
i think i've been to 8 OAR concerts

 :embarrassed:

How many fun. concerts?
1

you shouldn't be ashamed of either, FWIW.
oh I had a blast at all of them.  Still, 8 is a lot of oar concerts.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 11, 2013, 12:24:07 PM
How many Kelly Clarkson concerts is too many?

Answer: Idk, I'll tell you when it happens which will prolly be like never.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on March 11, 2013, 04:31:43 PM
Update on the Transformers Collection from the ole Blumperz.

Just got back from the appraisal which took awhile.  The guy appraising them gave me an insurance figure and a real life figure.  My toy collection is worth twice the amount my house is worth.  I don't know if this is a stud move or a shame yourself situation.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on March 11, 2013, 04:44:22 PM
stud
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on March 11, 2013, 04:49:27 PM
shame.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on March 11, 2013, 04:50:05 PM
Update on the Transformers Collection from the ole Blumperz.

Just got back from the appraisal which took awhile.  The guy appraising them gave me an insurance figure and a real life figure.  My toy collection is worth twice the amount my house is worth.  I don't know if this is a stud move or a shame yourself situation.

Sell them.  The movies are done.  They won't get more popular.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: slobber on March 11, 2013, 04:51:33 PM
Can't decide whether shame or stud. Depends on what your house is worth?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on March 11, 2013, 04:52:53 PM
Can't decide whether shame or stud. Depends on what your house is worth?

That's actually a very good point.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on March 11, 2013, 05:00:21 PM
Can't decide whether shame or stud. Depends on what your house is worth?

Iowa dollars....

I mean, the toys could still be on the shelf at Walmart.

No offense, Blump.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Stevesie60 on March 11, 2013, 11:06:39 PM
Haven't eaten anything besides pizza and Chinese food since FPD morning.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KCFDcat on March 11, 2013, 11:09:12 PM
I frequently do not wear my seatbelt  :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: kim carnes on March 11, 2013, 11:12:59 PM
I frequently do not wear my seatbelt  :horrorsurprise:

Pathetic
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bones129 on March 11, 2013, 11:24:52 PM
I frequently do not wear my seatbelt  :horrorsurprise:

Pathetic

Dangerous.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: ben ji on March 11, 2013, 11:35:21 PM
I frequently do not wear my seatbelt  :horrorsurprise:

Pathetic

Dangerous.

He likes to live life on the edge...

Side note, when ben ji had his learners permit his mother would not let him leave the driveway unless he had his seat belt on. Thanks mom!
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on March 11, 2013, 11:52:02 PM
Can't decide whether shame or stud. Depends on what your house is worth?

Iowa dollars....

I mean, the toys could still be on the shelf at Walmart.

No offense, Blump.

LOL...no offense taken.  I have over 30,000 Transformers.  I'd buy them by the sack full at garage sales/second hand stores back in the day.  Let's just say I have a bunch of prototypes and every transformer up till beast wars sealed in it's package and graded by AFA.  I also have an editor's edition of Transformers #1 (created and signed by Stan Lee) that is sent off prior to coloring.  That had a huge estimate value as it is the only copy to exist and Stan Lee verified it for me.  My house is worth 200k so my collection was valued at around 2 times that.  Yea, it's a shame move. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on March 12, 2013, 07:20:35 AM
Shame because you are a hoarder. I hope you don't get trapped under a collapsed pile of transformers and die.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 12, 2013, 07:39:39 AM
Watching CBS morning show about Jamaican lottery scams on US elderly and don't feel bad for the elderly because eff, don't mail $30,000 to Montego Bay because some guy who talks like Wyclef calls and says you won $8.5 million.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 12, 2013, 08:15:13 AM
Watching CBS morning show about Jamaican lottery scams on US elderly and don't feel bad for the elderly because eff, don't mail $30,000 to Montego Bay because some guy who talks like Wyclef calls and says you won $8.5 million.

Limestone, is this really the most shameful thing you've done lately? C'mon bro. Let it out...
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: slobber on March 12, 2013, 08:18:03 AM
Can't decide whether shame or stud. Depends on what your house is worth?

Iowa dollars....

I mean, the toys could still be on the shelf at Walmart.

No offense, Blump.

LOL...no offense taken.  I have over 30,000 Transformers.  I'd buy them by the sack full at garage sales/second hand stores back in the day.  Let's just say I have a bunch of prototypes and every transformer up till beast wars sealed in it's package and graded by AFA.  I also have an editor's edition of Transformers #1 (created and signed by Stan Lee) that is sent off prior to coloring.  That had a huge estimate value as it is the only copy to exist and Stan Lee verified it for me.  My house is worth 200k so my collection was valued at around 2 times that.  Yea, it's a shame move.
Don't know if there is enough "stud" to make up for the shame. Not likely. But still, congrats!
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on March 12, 2013, 08:23:49 AM
Can't decide whether shame or stud. Depends on what your house is worth?

Iowa dollars....

I mean, the toys could still be on the shelf at Walmart.

No offense, Blump.

LOL...no offense taken.  I have over 30,000 Transformers.  I'd buy them by the sack full at garage sales/second hand stores back in the day.  Let's just say I have a bunch of prototypes and every transformer up till beast wars sealed in it's package and graded by AFA.  I also have an editor's edition of Transformers #1 (created and signed by Stan Lee) that is sent off prior to coloring.  That had a huge estimate value as it is the only copy to exist and Stan Lee verified it for me.  My house is worth 200k so my collection was valued at around 2 times that.  Yea, it's a shame move.

No, that's a stud move all the way. You made $400,000 and probably spent about $30,000.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on March 12, 2013, 08:51:44 AM
Shame because you are a hoarder. I hope you don't get trapped under a collapsed pile of transformers and die.

Nice.  Growing up I spent every dime I made on Transformers and kept them sealed in their boxes.  I also bought them at garage sales/second hand stores for next to nothing.  Before my father passed, it was something my dad and I did together (he was an mechanical engineer and loved the toys).  I don't think I am a hoarder in that my house is very clean.  In the past 10 years I have only bought around 100 Transformers, which obviously is an improvement.

Still, I put it in the shame yourself thread as 30,000 Transformers is a lot of toys and I definitely need to thin down the collection to only a few that mean a great deal to me.

Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Skipper44 on March 12, 2013, 09:39:53 AM
Shame because you are a hoarder. I hope you don't get trapped under a collapsed pile of transformers and die.

Nice.  Growing up I spent every dime I made on Transformers and kept them sealed in their boxes.  I also bought them at garage sales/second hand stores for next to nothing.  Before my father passed, it was something my dad and I did together (he was an mechanical engineer and loved the toys).  I don't think I am a hoarder in that my house is very clean.  In the past 10 years I have only bought around 100 Transformers, which obviously is an improvement.

Still, I put it in the shame yourself thread as 30,000 Transformers is a lot of toys and I definitely need to thin down the collection to only a few that mean a great deal to me.
My 3 year old thinks you are the coolest person on the planet.  I wish I had kept the 10 or so I had when I was a kid.  Do you drive a "Bumblebee" Camaro?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Microwave on March 12, 2013, 11:02:35 AM
I can win this thread,

In 2006 during the UT KSU game, i was in attendance, and sporting my best burnt orange attire. 

Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on March 12, 2013, 11:13:09 AM
I can win this thread,

In 2006 during the UT KSU game, i was in attendance, and sporting my best burnt orange attire.

This is a self shame thread, not a self hate thread. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 12, 2013, 11:19:51 AM
I can win this thread,

In 2006 during the UT KSU game, i was in attendance, and sporting my best burnt orange attire.

Go to hell.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on March 12, 2013, 11:31:56 AM
Shame because you are a hoarder. I hope you don't get trapped under a collapsed pile of transformers and die.

Nice.  Growing up I spent every dime I made on Transformers and kept them sealed in their boxes.  I also bought them at garage sales/second hand stores for next to nothing.  Before my father passed, it was something my dad and I did together (he was an mechanical engineer and loved the toys).  I don't think I am a hoarder in that my house is very clean.  In the past 10 years I have only bought around 100 Transformers, which obviously is an improvement.

Still, I put it in the shame yourself thread as 30,000 Transformers is a lot of toys and I definitely need to thin down the collection to only a few that mean a great deal to me.

this is a very nice story, blumps. I didn't want to be mean, just razzing you.

If I post a picture of an obscure transformer I have can you identify it? It transforms from a space jet into a guy with an ENORMOUS penis and if you push a button the penis cover pops open and it is a lazer cannon.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 12, 2013, 11:33:44 AM
I can win this thread,

In 2006 during the UT KSU game, i was in attendance, and sporting my best burnt orange attire.

Kill yourself.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Bloodfart on March 12, 2013, 11:36:55 AM
Shame because you are a hoarder. I hope you don't get trapped under a collapsed pile of transformers and die.

Nice.  Growing up I spent every dime I made on Transformers and kept them sealed in their boxes.  I also bought them at garage sales/second hand stores for next to nothing.  Before my father passed, it was something my dad and I did together (he was an mechanical engineer and loved the toys).  I don't think I am a hoarder in that my house is very clean.  In the past 10 years I have only bought around 100 Transformers, which obviously is an improvement.

Still, I put it in the shame yourself thread as 30,000 Transformers is a lot of toys and I definitely need to thin down the collection to only a few that mean a great deal to me.

You have a horrific problem sir. 




























A HORRIFICLY AWESOME STUD OVERLOAD PROBLEM! :D
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: GCJayhawker on March 12, 2013, 11:37:25 AM
I can win this thread,

In 2006 during the UT KSU game, i was in attendance, and sporting my best burnt orange attire.

I don't understand is this person a UT fan, a UT fan in 2006 now turned Cat fan, or just confused?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Microwave on March 12, 2013, 11:40:58 AM
I can win this thread,

In 2006 during the UT KSU game, i was in attendance, and sporting my best burnt orange attire.

I don't understand is this person a UT fan, a UT fan in 2006 now turned Cat fan, or just confused?

A UT fan growing up, then I learned the error of my ways and enrolled in the greatest university ever, and am now a Cat fan
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on March 12, 2013, 11:44:11 AM
Shame because you are a hoarder. I hope you don't get trapped under a collapsed pile of transformers and die.

Nice.  Growing up I spent every dime I made on Transformers and kept them sealed in their boxes.  I also bought them at garage sales/second hand stores for next to nothing.  Before my father passed, it was something my dad and I did together (he was an mechanical engineer and loved the toys).  I don't think I am a hoarder in that my house is very clean.  In the past 10 years I have only bought around 100 Transformers, which obviously is an improvement.

Still, I put it in the shame yourself thread as 30,000 Transformers is a lot of toys and I definitely need to thin down the collection to only a few that mean a great deal to me.

this is a very nice story, blumps. I didn't want to be mean, just razzing you.

If I post a picture of an obscure transformer I have can you identify it? It transforms from a space jet into a guy with an ENORMOUS penis and if you push a button the penis cover pops open and it is a lazer cannon.

LOL...it sounds like Scattershot.  It is a piece of computron.  Check this link to see if it the one http://www.tfw2005.com/resources/1987-autobots-35/scattershot-232/  If you have all the parts Scattershot is worth around 100 bucks so kudos to you!
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Institutional Control on March 12, 2013, 11:45:03 AM
I can win this thread,

In 2006 during the UT KSU game, i was in attendance, and sporting my best burnt orange attire.

I don't understand is this person a UT fan, a UT fan in 2006 now turned Cat fan, or just confused?

A UT fan growing up, then I learned the error of my ways and enrolled in the greatest university ever, and am now a Cat fan

You don't need to explain yourself.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 12, 2013, 11:45:58 AM
I can win this thread,

In 2006 during the UT KSU game, i was in attendance, and sporting my best burnt orange attire.

I don't understand is this person a UT fan, a UT fan in 2006 now turned Cat fan, or just confused?

Someone probably gave him a t-shirt so he became a fan. Do you understand now?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on March 12, 2013, 11:58:35 AM
Shame because you are a hoarder. I hope you don't get trapped under a collapsed pile of transformers and die.

Nice.  Growing up I spent every dime I made on Transformers and kept them sealed in their boxes.  I also bought them at garage sales/second hand stores for next to nothing.  Before my father passed, it was something my dad and I did together (he was an mechanical engineer and loved the toys).  I don't think I am a hoarder in that my house is very clean.  In the past 10 years I have only bought around 100 Transformers, which obviously is an improvement.

Still, I put it in the shame yourself thread as 30,000 Transformers is a lot of toys and I definitely need to thin down the collection to only a few that mean a great deal to me.

this is a very nice story, blumps. I didn't want to be mean, just razzing you.

If I post a picture of an obscure transformer I have can you identify it? It transforms from a space jet into a guy with an ENORMOUS penis and if you push a button the penis cover pops open and it is a lazer cannon.

LOL...it sounds like Scattershot.  It is a piece of computron.  Check this link to see if it the one http://www.tfw2005.com/resources/1987-autobots-35/scattershot-232/  If you have all the parts Scattershot is worth around 100 bucks so kudos to you!

Holy crap thats it!  I could probably find 75% of the parts. It has some small parts broken off too. Its weird that he has fists that he holds in his fists.

Might need to spin this off into a "Blumpkin identifies and appraises your old transformers thread".
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on March 12, 2013, 12:11:05 PM
Holy Eff. Transformers Ebay is blowing my mind. I am SHAMED that I've been letting my neices and nephews thrash all my old toys.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on March 12, 2013, 01:08:24 PM
Holy Eff. Transformers Ebay is blowing my mind. I am SHAMED that I've been letting my neices and nephews thrash all my old toys.

Yea, Transformers on Ebay are insanely expensive right now.  They have gotten so expensive I only buy 3 maybe 4 each year.  The bigger fists are there because 4 other transformers combine to form a big dude named computron.  A complete Computron is bringing 300 to 400 bucks right now.  I just got lucky and collected the right toy.  If you have 75% of scattershot you could get 50 to 75 bucks so definitely not bad.

Sidenote: the more I write about Transformers the more shame I bring on myself.  Oh well...eff it.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: asava on March 12, 2013, 01:13:34 PM
Holy Eff. Transformers Ebay is blowing my mind. I am SHAMED that I've been letting my neices and nephews thrash all my old toys.

Yea, Transformers on Ebay are insanely expensive right now.  They have gotten so expensive I only buy 3 maybe 4 each year.  The bigger fists are there because 4 other transformers combine to form a big dude named computron.  A complete Computron is bringing 300 to 400 bucks right now.  I just got lucky and collected the right toy.  If you have 75% of scattershot you could get 50 to 75 bucks so definitely not bad.

Sidenote: the more I write about Transformers the more shame I bring on myself.  Oh well...eff it.

what a great development!
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: ben ji on March 12, 2013, 01:26:34 PM
Holy Eff. Transformers Ebay is blowing my mind. I am SHAMED that I've been letting my neices and nephews thrash all my old toys.

Yea, Transformers on Ebay are insanely expensive right now.  They have gotten so expensive I only buy 3 maybe 4 each year.  The bigger fists are there because 4 other transformers combine to form a big dude named computron.  A complete Computron is bringing 300 to 400 bucks right now.  I just got lucky and collected the right toy.  If you have 75% of scattershot you could get 50 to 75 bucks so definitely not bad.

Sidenote: the more I write about Transformers the more shame I bring on myself.  Oh well...eff it.

Guess now is the time to sell, eh blumpkin?

Or you could just marry the rich flood aggie and spend all her daddys money on transformers....Your choice!
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 12, 2013, 01:34:17 PM
Guys Blumperz can stop anytime he wants, he just doesn't want to right now.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: slobber on March 12, 2013, 01:42:23 PM
Blump, while a $400,000 toy collection is pretty sweet, no self respecting chick is going to think it is cool to tell her friends that her bf has a $400,000 toy collection. Sell it and invest it. When finances come up in conversation, you will sound a whole lot better talking about your investments in the stock market than in the toy market.

Save your favorite 20 and sell the rest (since I am sure there is no way you will sell them all).
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on March 12, 2013, 01:56:13 PM
Blump, while a $400,000 toy collection is pretty sweet, no self respecting chick is going to think it is cool to tell her friends that her bf has a $400,000 toy collection. Sell it and invest it. When finances come up in conversation, you will sound a whole lot better talking about your investments in the stock market than in the toy market.

Save your favorite 20 and sell the rest (since I am sure there is no way you will sell them all).

That is the plan.  My collection takes up my entire basement (it is highly organized, not some mess).  The only issue is that every time I go to sell my Transformers the market increases.  My 50,000 dollar investment has netted 350,000 and is not subject to capital gains (as the toys have already been taxed).  I continually watch the toy market like the stock market, and I actually see vintage toys out performing most investments.

If no self-respecting chick will think it's cool, I may have to find a self-disrespecting chick.  You can't tame this stallion.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: asava on March 12, 2013, 01:58:44 PM
Blump, while a $400,000 toy collection is pretty sweet, no self respecting chick is going to think it is cool to tell her friends that her bf has a $400,000 toy collection. Sell it and invest it. When finances come up in conversation, you will sound a whole lot better talking about your investments in the stock market than in the toy market.

Save your favorite 20 and sell the rest (since I am sure there is no way you will sell them all).

blumpkin...

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xpht93_south-park-you-gotta-do-what-you-wanna-do_fun#.UT96gdF4ac8 (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xpht93_south-park-you-gotta-do-what-you-wanna-do_fun#.UT96gdF4ac8)
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: slobber on March 12, 2013, 02:00:42 PM
Guys Blumperz can stop anytime he wants, he just doesn't want to right now.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rams on March 12, 2013, 02:02:50 PM
Blump, while a $400,000 toy collection is pretty sweet, no self respecting chick is going to think it is cool to tell her friends that her bf has a $400,000 toy collection. Sell it and invest it. When finances come up in conversation, you will sound a whole lot better talking about your investments in the stock market than in the toy market.

Save your favorite 20 and sell the rest (since I am sure there is no way you will sell them all).

That is the plan.  My collection takes up my entire basement (it is highly organized, not some mess).  The only issue is that every time I go to sell my Transformers the market increases.  My 50,000 dollar investment has netted 350,000 and is not subject to capital gains (as the toys have already been taxed).  I continually watch the toy market like the stock market, and I actually see vintage toys out performing most investments.

If no self-respecting chick will think it's cool, I may have to find a self-disrespecting chick.  You can't tame this stallion.

lol, wut?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 12, 2013, 02:02:57 PM
Boy, when this thread started I did not see someone making 400 G's on their toy collection.

goEMAW.com is just full of feel-good stories and rich people. Go cats.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on March 12, 2013, 02:11:09 PM
Blump, while a $400,000 toy collection is pretty sweet, no self respecting chick is going to think it is cool to tell her friends that her bf has a $400,000 toy collection. Sell it and invest it. When finances come up in conversation, you will sound a whole lot better talking about your investments in the stock market than in the toy market.

Save your favorite 20 and sell the rest (since I am sure there is no way you will sell them all).

That is the plan.  My collection takes up my entire basement (it is highly organized, not some mess).  The only issue is that every time I go to sell my Transformers the market increases.  My 50,000 dollar investment has netted 350,000 and is not subject to capital gains (as the toys have already been taxed).  I continually watch the toy market like the stock market, and I actually see vintage toys out performing most investments.

If no self-respecting chick will think it's cool, I may have to find a self-disrespecting chick.  You can't tame this stallion.

lol, wut?

You're right.  Just looked it up.  Looks like a 15% tax on the 350,000.  Could be worse, could be 28%.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: asava on March 12, 2013, 02:44:43 PM
Blump, while a $400,000 toy collection is pretty sweet, no self respecting chick is going to think it is cool to tell her friends that her bf has a $400,000 toy collection. Sell it and invest it. When finances come up in conversation, you will sound a whole lot better talking about your investments in the stock market than in the toy market.

Save your favorite 20 and sell the rest (since I am sure there is no way you will sell them all).

That is the plan.  My collection takes up my entire basement (it is highly organized, not some mess).  The only issue is that every time I go to sell my Transformers the market increases.  My 50,000 dollar investment has netted 350,000 and is not subject to capital gains (as the toys have already been taxed).  I continually watch the toy market like the stock market, and I actually see vintage toys out performing most investments.

If no self-respecting chick will think it's cool, I may have to find a self-disrespecting chick.  You can't tame this stallion.

lol, wut?

You're right.  Just looked it up.  Looks like a 15% tax on the 350,000.  Could be worse, could be 28%.

i'm not gonna tell you to look into forming a corporate tax shelter, but... you should do it.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on March 12, 2013, 02:45:29 PM
this is like when bloodfart noticed this place is pretty awesome and started getting serious, and now he's a serious guy with the name bloodfart.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Bloodfart on March 12, 2013, 02:47:13 PM
this is like when bloodfart noticed this place is pretty awesome and started getting serious, and now he's a serious guy with the name bloodfart.

YOLO!
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on March 12, 2013, 03:05:53 PM
this is like when bloodfart noticed this place is pretty awesome and started getting serious, and now he's a serious guy with the name bloodfart.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on March 12, 2013, 03:32:04 PM
this is like when bloodfart noticed this place is pretty awesome and started getting serious, and now he's a serious guy with the name bloodfart.
That is a sweet name.  I won't be serious for a minimum of 5 days.  Serious ban begins now.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rams on March 12, 2013, 04:17:46 PM
Blump, while a $400,000 toy collection is pretty sweet, no self respecting chick is going to think it is cool to tell her friends that her bf has a $400,000 toy collection. Sell it and invest it. When finances come up in conversation, you will sound a whole lot better talking about your investments in the stock market than in the toy market.

Save your favorite 20 and sell the rest (since I am sure there is no way you will sell them all).

That is the plan.  My collection takes up my entire basement (it is highly organized, not some mess).  The only issue is that every time I go to sell my Transformers the market increases.  My 50,000 dollar investment has netted 350,000 and is not subject to capital gains (as the toys have already been taxed).  I continually watch the toy market like the stock market, and I actually see vintage toys out performing most investments.

If no self-respecting chick will think it's cool, I may have to find a self-disrespecting chick.  You can't tame this stallion.

lol, wut?

You're right.  Just looked it up.  Looks like a 15% tax on the 350,000.  Could be worse, could be 28%.
yeah.  15% tax.

for now...
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 12, 2013, 04:34:45 PM
i'm not gonna tell you to look into forming a corporate tax shelter, but... you should do it.

Time for "Blumpkin's Car Wash" to open
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on March 12, 2013, 04:40:01 PM
i'm not gonna tell you to look into forming a corporate tax shelter, but... you should do it.

Time for "Blumpkin's Car Wash" to open

Car looking gross???  Does your car's paint look like a disgusting taint?

Well come on down to Blump's...where we'll turn that dirty dumpling into an A+ Blumpkin.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on March 12, 2013, 05:41:24 PM
I like serious blump and bloodfart quite a bit. Probably more than the not serious versions, even though they are funny. (Me shaming myself, I think)
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on March 12, 2013, 05:42:25 PM
I like serious blump and bloodfart quite a bit. Probably more than the not serious versions, even though they are funny. (Me shaming myself, I think)

no shame.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rob_Cassidy on March 12, 2013, 05:46:36 PM
Here's a doozy:

When I was in third grade, there was a contest between the Suffolk County elementary schools to raise money. There was a giant change jar on a table in one of hallways, and students/parents/teachers would put change in it.

Whichever school raised the most money got an in-school concert from New Kids on The Block near the end of the year.

Needless to say, all of the girls at my school were fired up about this. They all loved NKOTB and all had crushes on the members. Of course the boys at school (myself included) were not so keen on this idea. It was cool to hate The New Kids. Plus, somewhere deep down we didn't want the girls we had crushes on gushing over these dudes if they showed up.

So a bunch of us would semi-reguarly take the change jar and dump some of it into the trash when nobody was watching it.

I didn't really understand what what the United Way was back then. So I certainly didn't understand how horrible it was to steal money from the organization and dump it in the trash. The act was not done with malice, but still ...

We didn't get that NKOTB concert. Instead, I got a lifetime of shame. 

To be fair, I've donated a ton to the United Way since. It helps me cope.

Feels good to finally talk about this.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Stevesie60 on March 12, 2013, 05:53:15 PM
Doesn't top Microwave's. Sorry, Rob.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 12, 2013, 08:24:48 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Microwave on March 12, 2013, 11:07:26 PM
Doesn't top Microwave's. Sorry, Rob.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 13, 2013, 08:55:17 AM
eff the United Way.  Sure they're a charity, but it's an awful rough ridin' charity.  Pretty much a scam.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on March 13, 2013, 08:59:34 AM
i am going to florida this weekend and am going tanning this week to prepare.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: slobber on March 13, 2013, 09:10:05 AM
eff the United Way.  Sure they're a charity, but it's an awful rough ridin' charity.  Pretty much a scam.
Yes to this. My company is a big supporter of UW. All of our major fund raisers are for UW. It really sucks. I give them $100 every year, but I think, one year, I will walk out front of our building and light a Benjamin on fire in protest. Maybe one of the unemployed Phelps daughters will join me in my protest.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 13, 2013, 09:17:11 AM
eff the United Way.  Sure they're a charity, but it's an awful rough ridin' charity.  Pretty much a scam.
Yes to this. My company is a big supporter of UW. All of our major fund raisers are for UW. It really sucks. I give them $100 every year, but I think, one year, I will walk out front of our building and light a Benjamin on fire in protest. Maybe one of the unemployed Phelps daughters will join me in my protest.

At GM if you want to get promoted you pretty much have to give 10% of your salary to UW.  Bunch of other companies like that, too.  Most of that money gets spent taking the big wigs of those companies to Antigua. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bunter on March 13, 2013, 10:15:36 AM
In first grade I was spinning around like an idiot with our cat in my hands in our kitchen. It slips out if my hands, smashes against the fridge and breaks a leg. I tell everyone I accidentally stepped on it, not seeing it lying on the floor.

My family will never know the truth.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 13, 2013, 10:23:53 AM
Oh man, pet stories.

Once put my hamster in the cockpit of a R/C car.  Built little ramps and stuff for it and jumped it.

Now I'm not sure if this counts as "torturing animals."  I mean it probably does, but it's not like I had some psychotic intent.  Certainly didn't intend to hurt the hamster.  Anyway I hope Blump can let me know if I'm at risk of like murdering 20 prostitutes.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on March 13, 2013, 10:25:21 AM
Oh man, pet stories.

Once put my hamster in the cockpit of a R/C car.  Built little ramps and stuff for it and jumped it.

Now I'm not sure if this counts as "torturing animals."  I mean it probably does, but it's not like I had some psychotic intent.  Certainly didn't intend to hurt the hamster.  Anyway I hope Blump can let me know if I'm at risk of like murdering 20 prostitutes.

Nope you are good.  I would have done the same thing.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Winters on March 13, 2013, 12:50:16 PM
When I was like 6 or 7 I had a tick on my ballsack and screamed to my parents thinking it was a spider. They laughed at me. :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 13, 2013, 01:17:24 PM
Major props though for having a ballsack when you were 6 or 7.  STUD.  :cheers:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on March 13, 2013, 02:10:31 PM
Major props though for having a ballsack when you were 6 or 7.  STUD.  :cheers:

Fun fact about Winters:  He had more fuzz on his peaches then than he does now.  I know people that know people that know his relatives or something.  They say he has the Benjamin Button of ballsacks.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rams on March 13, 2013, 10:45:15 PM
Oh man, pet stories.

Once put my hamster in the cockpit of a R/C car.  Built little ramps and stuff for it and jumped it.

Now I'm not sure if this counts as "torturing animals."  I mean it probably does, but it's not like I had some psychotic intent.  Certainly didn't intend to hurt the hamster.  Anyway I hope Blump can let me know if I'm at risk of like murdering 20 prostitutes.
no shame. sounds like you gave a hamster the coolest life ever. prolly bragged to all the other hamsters about his sweet ass ride and all the cool jumps he did then made fun of their stupid lame hamster wheels. you were his hero and you never even knew it.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bunter on March 13, 2013, 11:33:21 PM
When I was like 6 or 7 I had a tick on my ballsack and screamed to my parents thinking it was a spider. They laughed at me. :embarrassed:

First encounter with ticks is like that for most. Bugs in general, amiright?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bones129 on March 14, 2013, 12:23:53 AM
Oh man, pet stories.

Once put my hamster in the cockpit of a R/C car.  Built little ramps and stuff for it and jumped it.

Now I'm not sure if this counts as "torturing animals."  I mean it probably does, but it's not like I had some psychotic intent.  Certainly didn't intend to hurt the hamster.  Anyway I hope Blump can let me know if I'm at risk of like murdering 20 prostitutes.

I doubt it was torture. If the hamster survived (which I assume it did because you didn't shotgun it or anything like that) it probably found the ride(s) better than being trapped in a cage. At least I would have thought that if I were a hamster. Hamsters like to get out now and then, contrary to popular belief.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on March 15, 2013, 09:38:22 AM
I got busted this morning asleep in my office.  Said I was a narcoleptic (which I am).  I love narcosleepy.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on March 15, 2013, 12:19:45 PM
someone brought in donuts this morning.

had a big cream-filled pastry with chocolate icing for breakfast.  :embarrassed:

just now, was hungry, didn't feel like getting up for lunch, went and grabbed a lemon cream-filled pastry to tide me over.  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: FuzzyWuzzy on March 15, 2013, 12:26:27 PM
I bought a double crusted cherry pie for Pi Day and didn't share it with anyone
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on March 15, 2013, 01:02:45 PM
I bought a double crusted cherry pie for Pi Day and didn't share it with anyone

No shame in that at all.  Pi Day is a glorious holiday for all of the nerds like me out there.  I find great beauty in knowing you can always take the circumfrence of a circle and divide it by it's diameter to yield 3.14......

People say there are only 2 constants (death and taxes), but Pi is one of my favorite constants in math/science.

Shame: I tried not being serious for 5 days, but I had to break this pact because someone mentioned Pi Day.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: ben ji on March 15, 2013, 01:04:13 PM
When I'm walking my dog and it poops in peoples yards I never pick it up  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Boom Roasted on March 15, 2013, 01:10:10 PM
eff the United Way.  Sure they're a charity, but it's an awful rough ridin' charity.  Pretty much a scam.
Yes to this. My company is a big supporter of UW. All of our major fund raisers are for UW. It really sucks. I give them $100 every year, but I think, one year, I will walk out front of our building and light a Benjamin on fire in protest. Maybe one of the unemployed Phelps daughters will join me in my protest.

At GM if you want to get promoted you pretty much have to give 10% of your salary to UW.  Bunch of other companies like that, too.  Most of that money gets spent taking the big wigs of those companies to Antigua.

I just select to have all of mine go to a charity I care about.  Seems pretty simple.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Boom Roasted on March 15, 2013, 01:22:17 PM
When in 2nd grade we were standing in line to go out to recess and the teacher had just put a lukemia fundraiser poster on the board.  I spurted out "this kid needs some rogain not our money".  She didnt know who did it and demanded whoever did it write an anonymous apology letter and give it to her to send to the Lukemia society... I never wrote a word.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 15, 2013, 01:40:24 PM
When in 2nd grade we were standing in line to go out to recess and the teacher had just put a lukemia fundraiser poster on the board.  I spurted out "this kid needs some rogain not our money".  She didnt know who did it and demanded whoever did it write an anonymous apology letter and give it to her to send to the Lukemia society... I never wrote a word.

Prime Rib of Propecia?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on March 15, 2013, 01:51:07 PM
yesterday I forgot to put on deoderant and by lunch my pits were reeking so I put hand sanitizer in my pits to handle that crap. actually worked ok. 
Title: Shame Yourself
Post by: felix rex on March 15, 2013, 01:55:27 PM
yesterday I forgot to put on deoderant

There was no need to elaborate past that. Shame acknowledged.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on March 15, 2013, 01:56:16 PM
yesterday I forgot to put on deoderant

There was no need to elaborate past that. Shame acknowledged.

i just wanted the people to know that hand sanitizer is a viable alternative in an emergency
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on March 15, 2013, 03:26:39 PM
When I was a freshman in high school, we were all mandated to go to this assembly in the gym.  It was tradition that the homecoming candidates give a speech before the student body.  This one senior gets up and starts talking about how awesome everyone was.  I turned to my buddies and said: "This chick sounds like Yoda."  My good friend turned to me and said: "Dude, she's deaf."  Not one of my finer Blump moments.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on March 15, 2013, 03:34:42 PM
Did you vote for her?
Title: Shame Yourself
Post by: bubbles4ksu on March 15, 2013, 03:38:51 PM
When I was a freshman in high school, we were all mandated to go to this assembly in the gym.  It was tradition that the homecoming candidates give a speech before the student body.  This one senior gets up and starts talking about how awesome everyone was.  I turned to my buddies and said: "This chick sounds like Yoda."  My good friend turned to me and said: "Dude, she's deaf."  Not one of my finer Blump moments.

I never said it to anyone, but I spent a long time thinking the deaf guy in class was Canadian.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on March 15, 2013, 03:42:12 PM
Did you vote for her?

Nope...I don't pity vote and the girl I voted for had larger breasts.

Kidding.  I voted for her as she was really cool.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Headinjun on March 16, 2013, 01:58:46 AM
 :: ::I got my bag stolen at Halloween when I was a kid, so I returned the favor to a helpless youth some six years later at the age of 15. 


I should just off myself now. ....not until the tourney is over though.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on March 16, 2013, 03:14:51 AM
cheeseburger got soggy while i told my bro how much i loved him tonight (25 min phone conversation)

still ate it all.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Stevesie60 on March 18, 2013, 03:13:50 AM
At 2:30am I decided I needed to try the Chicken and Waffle chips that Pete (I think) posted about. I went to Dillon's, none there. Went to Wal-Mart, none there. So I decided to try the new Sweet and Spicy BBQ Sun Chips. Opened them as soon as I paid for them, ate them the whole drive home, finished off the entire bag 5 minutes after arriving back home.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SwiftCat on March 18, 2013, 03:55:03 AM
I had a McChicken and a McDouble earlier, and now my body is letting me know how terrible that idea was.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Institutional Control on March 18, 2013, 07:12:24 AM
Ordered this for breakfast yesterday. Ate the whole thing.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gHK72SJW21U/T3EV2Xv5VmI/AAAAAAAAHmM/aUKDRFz1q-4/s1600/Chicken+and+Waffles.JPG)
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Boom Roasted on March 18, 2013, 12:13:51 PM
Drank a 12 pack of Busch Light during the game Saturday in addition to some ribs and pulled pork I smoked.  Finished that off with a few other random beers then half a bottle of Old Crow.  Barely remember going to the local dive where allegedly my buddy and I had 3 irish car bombs and a couple pitchers.  Was "buckled" into my bar stool with a trashbag by the bartender.  Got a ride home from a girl I hadnt seen since high school.  Jumped out of her car somewhere between the bar and home and puked all over someones front yard.  Possibly ran the rest of the way home?  First time puking in literally 3 years. Guys, I took that loss pretty rough.
 :drink:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 18, 2013, 12:28:15 PM
After getting pak'd at Station for the game saturday, I figured it'd be a good idea to drive across town to another drinking establishment before going to McDonalds. Needless to say I made it home, sans DUI, with 20 nuggets and a mcdouble. I still don't feel 100%
Title: Shame Yourself
Post by: bubbles4ksu on March 18, 2013, 12:55:31 PM
I'm going to today's Letterman taping. They just passed out a questionnaire for Stupid Human Tricks and I don't have any fun talents I feel comfortable performing in front of America.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Gooch on March 18, 2013, 01:09:00 PM
At 2:30am I decided I needed to try the Chicken and Waffle chips that Pete (I think) posted about. I went to Dillon's, none there. Went to Wal-Mart, none there. So I decided to try the new Sweet and Spicy BBQ Sun Chips. Opened them as soon as I paid for them, ate them the whole drive home, finished off the entire bag 5 minutes after arriving back home.
No shame here. This is completely normal behavior.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on March 18, 2013, 02:03:59 PM
Told lil' CF3 it was bedtime, but it was like 45 minutes early. He can't tell time yet.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rams on March 18, 2013, 02:10:52 PM
Told lil' CF3 it was bedtime, but it was like 45 minutes early. He can't tell time yet.

take it to the "perfectly normal things that normal people do all the time" thread
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: RickRampus on March 19, 2013, 10:53:46 AM
the past three nights I have ate nothing but Cool Ranch tacos for supper.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Big Train on March 19, 2013, 09:25:19 PM
the past three nights I have ate nothing but Cool Ranch tacos for supper.

Me too. Even had a double decker with a cool ranch taco shell.  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on March 19, 2013, 10:08:28 PM
the past three nights I have ate nothing but Cool Ranch tacos for supper.

Me too. Even had a double decker with a cool ranch taco shell.  :frown:

they should make doritos locos tortillas for this
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on March 20, 2013, 12:38:52 AM
I had a pretty major bender Friday after work through Sunday.  Started right at 5 Friday, 2 on Saturday until 3 am, then 9 to 9 Sunday.

Shame: left 2 credit cards at unknown bars Sunday, cancelled Monday morning with no Sunday charges on the cards.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on March 29, 2013, 10:41:23 PM
Chipotle's Hot salsa hurts my stomach the next day to the point that I can't eat it anymore even though I love it more than almost anything on this planet  :frown:
Title: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on March 29, 2013, 10:51:59 PM
Chipotle's Hot salsa hurts my stomach the next day to the point that I can't eat it anymore even though I love it more than almost anything on this planet  :frown:

I always get 2 scoops and exactly 12 hours later I totally crap my holy brains out. Don't have a problem with it though. Just a chipotle hot salsa thing I guess.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Willesgirl on March 30, 2013, 12:24:01 PM
I drank a bunch of margaritas the size of my head last night. It was a very bad idea, because I meet with my trainer early on Saturdays. I barfed after stretching. STRETCHING! It was mortifying.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on March 30, 2013, 12:38:20 PM
I drank a bunch of margaritas the size of my head last night. It was a very bad idea, because I meet with my trainer early on Saturdays. I barfed after stretching. STRETCHING! It was mortifying.

Winner.

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Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Headinjun on March 30, 2013, 01:09:20 PM
I had a pretty major bender Friday after work through Sunday.  Started right at 5 Friday, 2 on Saturday until 3 am, then 9 to 9 Sunday.

Shame: left 2 credit cards at unknown bars Sunday, cancelled Monday morning with no Sunday charges on the cards.

Do we have a self improvement thread?

Good gawd please tell me your a student. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 30, 2013, 01:56:57 PM
Chipotle's Hot salsa hurts my stomach the next day to the point that I can't eat it anymore even though I love it more than almost anything on this planet  :frown:

I always get 2 scoops and exactly 12 hours later I totally crap my holy brains out. Don't have a problem with it though. Just a chipotle hot salsa thing I guess.

I do this with Sonic's new spicy chicken bites with chipotle sauce.  I just finished off a large bites with 2 packs of the sauce anyway. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on March 30, 2013, 02:14:36 PM
My ex wife just called and put my 2 year old daughter on the phone. I really had to take a crap bad. I said "sweetie, daddy really wants to talk to you but i have to poop really bad, so let me call you back ok?"

about that time, my ex chimes in "We're in walmart and you're on speakerphone."

FML
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 30, 2013, 02:23:24 PM
My ex wife just called and put my 2 year old daughter on the phone. I really had to take a crap bad. I said "sweetie, daddy really wants to talk to you but i have to poop really bad, so let me call you back ok?"

about that time, my ex chimes in "We're in walmart and you're on speakerphone."

FML

There's no "shame" in that, just bad timing and circumstances. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on March 30, 2013, 02:56:45 PM
Your ex sounds like a real bitch. 

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Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on March 30, 2013, 03:08:33 PM
Your ex sounds like a real bitch. 

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that's a understatement
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Kat Kid on March 30, 2013, 03:15:37 PM
Dropped a set today against a racquet ball player.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on March 30, 2013, 03:36:52 PM
Dropped a set today against a racquet ball player.

is that a sport?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on March 30, 2013, 03:41:06 PM
Used to smoke a really good tennis guy in racquet ball on the reg. Played him at tennis once.  Was extraordinarily humbling.

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Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Teddy_Westside on March 30, 2013, 03:56:49 PM
Couldn't finish my chipotle burrito earlier.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: POD Lasalle Edition on March 30, 2013, 03:59:28 PM
Couldn't finish my chipotle burrito earlier.

damnit to hell
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 30, 2013, 04:07:52 PM
When driving from Tulsa to Manhattan I often go through Wichita.  I tell people I do this because even though its 15-20 minutes longer, it's mostly 4-lane highway, much less risk of getting a speeding ticket, and generally just an easier drive.  The real reason is so that I can go to Taco Grande. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: wetwillie on March 30, 2013, 05:59:02 PM
When driving from Tulsa to Manhattan I often go through Wichita.  I tell people I do this because even though its 15-20 minutes longer, it's mostly 4-lane highway, much less risk of getting a speeding ticket, and generally just an easier drive.  The real reason is so that I can go to Taco Grande. 

Abilene now has one
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bones129 on March 30, 2013, 06:01:47 PM
When driving from Tulsa to Manhattan I often go through Wichita.  I tell people I do this because even though its 15-20 minutes longer, it's mostly 4-lane highway, much less risk of getting a speeding ticket, and generally just an easier drive.  The real reason is so that I can go to Taco Grande. 

Abilene now has one

Abilene is a fine little town. This makes it even better.

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Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 30, 2013, 06:14:13 PM
When driving from Tulsa to Manhattan I often go through Wichita.  I tell people I do this because even though its 15-20 minutes longer, it's mostly 4-lane highway, much less risk of getting a speeding ticket, and generally just an easier drive.  The real reason is so that I can go to Taco Grande. 

Abilene now has one

Did it reopen?  I had one growing up in Salina until it closed 1998ish.  In high school we would drive to Abilene for it, but it I think it closed around 2003.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: wetwillie on March 30, 2013, 06:15:49 PM
When driving from Tulsa to Manhattan I often go through Wichita.  I tell people I do this because even though its 15-20 minutes longer, it's mostly 4-lane highway, much less risk of getting a speeding ticket, and generally just an easier drive.  The real reason is so that I can go to Taco Grande. 

Abilene now has one



Did it reopen?  I had one growing up in Salina until it closed 1998ish.  In high school we would drive to Abilene for it, but it I think it closed around 2003.


Yea it reopened just in the last few months
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 30, 2013, 06:18:21 PM
When driving from Tulsa to Manhattan I often go through Wichita.  I tell people I do this because even though its 15-20 minutes longer, it's mostly 4-lane highway, much less risk of getting a speeding ticket, and generally just an easier drive.  The real reason is so that I can go to Taco Grande. 

Abilene now has one



Did it reopen?  I had one growing up in Salina until it closed 1998ish.  In high school we would drive to Abilene for it, but it I think it closed around 2003.


Yea it reopened just in the last few months

 :D  For 2-3 games per year I stay in Salina with my parents and head over to Manhattan with them.  My dad is going to be pretty happy that we can stop and get celebratory Taco Grande on the way back.

For the thread: I am very happy at the news that another Taco Grande opened, lowering the possibility that the ones in Hays and Wichita will close and I'll never be able to have it again. 
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 30, 2013, 06:33:56 PM
When driving from Tulsa to Manhattan I often go through Wichita.  I tell people I do this because even though its 15-20 minutes longer, it's mostly 4-lane highway, much less risk of getting a speeding ticket, and generally just an easier drive.  The real reason is so that I can go to Taco Grande. 

Abilene now has one

Abilene is a fine little town. This makes it even better.

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Abilene was named the finest little 4A town in Kansas by goEMAW.  Well actually I think it got second and the town that got first got a bunch of sympathy votes.  Reminded me of the one armed girl in the Bachelor.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Big Train on March 30, 2013, 06:53:11 PM
Ate out twice today.

Chipotle for lunch, Twisted cajun chicken tacos for dinner.  :frown:
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bones129 on March 30, 2013, 06:55:31 PM
Ate out twice today.

Chipotle for lunch, Twisted cajun chicken tacos for dinner.  :frown:

Sounds good. No shame there, IMO.

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Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on March 30, 2013, 10:00:53 PM
Twisted Cajun fish tacos are the best fish tacos out there.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Big Train on March 30, 2013, 10:05:18 PM
Twisted Cajun fish tacos are the best fish tacos out there.

I'll prob give them a try the next time I go there.  They have a pretty good buffalo chicken wrap there too, add Jalapeño's  :lick:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on March 30, 2013, 10:08:01 PM
i haven't left the house today.  haven't showered or changed out of the clothes i went to sleep in (new shirt tho) either.

not sure if it should go in shame thread or great lazy days thread.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rams on March 30, 2013, 10:17:43 PM
i haven't left the house today.  haven't showered or changed out of the clothes i went to sleep in (new shirt tho) either.

not sure if it should go in shame thread or great lazy days thread.
no. this is the proper thread.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 30, 2013, 10:24:33 PM
i haven't left the house today.  haven't showered or changed out of the clothes i went to sleep in (new shirt tho) either.

not sure if it should go in shame thread or great lazy days thread.

This is what you do after digits?  Have some self respect man! :nono:
Title: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on March 30, 2013, 11:44:36 PM
Sliced off my fingertip with a mandolin slicer today. In the future I will use the safety apparatus as recommended. It hurt a lot, but I read on the Internet it grows back so that's a relief.
Title: Shame Yourself
Post by: Tobias on March 31, 2013, 01:01:57 AM
Sliced off my fingertip with a mandolin slicer today. In the future I will use the safety apparatus as recommended. It hurt a lot, but I read on the Internet it grows back so that's a relief.

were you slicing meat loaf ingreds
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on April 01, 2013, 12:53:37 PM
Sliced off my fingertip with a mandolin slicer today. In the future I will use the safety apparatus as recommended. It hurt a lot, but I read on the Internet it grows back so that's a relief.

were you slicing meat loaf ingreds

sweet potato chips!
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 01, 2013, 03:57:55 PM
Ate a raisin I found on the ground. It was in my own house but still.  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on April 01, 2013, 03:58:56 PM
Ate a raisin I found on the ground. It was in my own house but still.  :frown:

no chance that was a raisin
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on April 01, 2013, 05:37:45 PM
I had a pretty major bender Friday after work through Sunday.  Started right at 5 Friday, 2 on Saturday until 3 am, then 9 to 9 Sunday.

Shame: left 2 credit cards at unknown bars Sunday, cancelled Monday morning with no Sunday charges on the cards.

Do we have a self improvement thread?

Good gawd please tell me your a student.

Technically I am, but not really! WNMFer? :D
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on April 03, 2013, 07:56:12 AM
Forgot my belt today :facepalm:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on April 03, 2013, 08:17:55 AM
Forgot my belt today :facepalm:

Is your shirt tucked in? Feel like we have this conversation every 2 weeks
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on April 03, 2013, 08:47:10 AM
Forgot my belt today :facepalm:

Is your shirt tucked in? Feel like we have this conversation every 2 weeks
Yes :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 03, 2013, 08:48:56 AM
you know what you belt wearing dorks should do? go to some kind of clothing store and buy the cheapest reversible black/brown combo belt you can find and then just throw it in your glove compartment for emergencies or something. also, please let me know if you have any other real life quandry brain busters you need me to hammer out for you cause i'm pretty open for the rest of the day.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: slobber on April 03, 2013, 08:51:04 AM
I think the whole "forgot my belt" thing is only for the mid 20's crowd. You never/rarely wear belts in college and then you have to wear one every day to work. I sometimes start trying to put my dress belt on when I am wearing cargo shorts! (<- see what I did there? I wanted to comply with the thread directive.)
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on April 03, 2013, 08:52:06 AM
you know what you belt wearing dorks should do? go to some kind of clothing store and buy the cheapest reversible black/brown combo belt you can find and then just throw it in your glove compartment for emergencies or something. also, please let me know if you have any other real life quandry brain busters you need me to hammer out for you cause i'm pretty open for the rest of the day.

Sorry nerd, I already have a life planner in steve dave. Talk to him if you wanna give me advice.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 03, 2013, 08:54:29 AM
you know what you belt wearing dorks should do? go to some kind of clothing store and buy the cheapest reversible black/brown combo belt you can find and then just throw it in your glove compartment for emergencies or something. also, please let me know if you have any other real life quandry brain busters you need me to hammer out for you cause i'm pretty open for the rest of the day.

Sorry nerd, I already have a life planner in steve dave. Talk to him if you wanna give me advice.

i'm not sure one life planner is enough though. you could definitely benefit from a second one and possibly even a backup just in case one of the first two go down.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on April 03, 2013, 08:55:41 AM
you know what you belt wearing dorks should do? go to some kind of clothing store and buy the cheapest reversible black/brown combo belt you can find and then just throw it in your glove compartment for emergencies or something. also, please let me know if you have any other real life quandry brain busters you need me to hammer out for you cause i'm pretty open for the rest of the day.

Sorry nerd, I already have a life planner in steve dave. Talk to him if you wanna give me advice.

i'm not sure one life planner is enough though. you could definitely benefit from a second one and possibly even a backup just in case one of the first two go down.

Good point. I'll get myself a reversible belt.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on April 03, 2013, 09:48:21 AM
I think the whole "forgot my belt" thing is only for the mid 20's crowd. You never/rarely wear belts in college and then you have to wear one every day to work.

Yeah, this.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 03, 2013, 10:54:20 AM
I think the whole "forgot my belt" thing is only for the mid 20's crowd. You never/rarely wear belts in college and then you have to wear one every day to work. I sometimes start trying to put my dress belt on when I am wearing cargo shorts! (<- see what I did there? I wanted to comply with the thread directive.)

I probably should feel shame for liking cargo shorts, but I just don't. Maybe there is some shame in that. :dunno:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: GCJayhawker on April 03, 2013, 10:56:02 AM
I think the whole "forgot my belt" thing is only for the mid 20's crowd. You never/rarely wear belts in college and then you have to wear one every day to work. I sometimes start trying to put my dress belt on when I am wearing cargo shorts! (<- see what I did there? I wanted to comply with the thread directive.)

I probably should feel shame for liking cargo shorts, but I just don't. Maybe there is some shame in that. :dunno:

I get it, those things are comfortable.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on April 03, 2013, 11:03:35 AM
you know what you belt wearing dorks should do? go to some kind of clothing store and buy the cheapest reversible black/brown combo belt you can find and then just throw it in your glove compartment for emergencies or something. also, please let me know if you have any other real life quandry brain busters you need me to hammer out for you cause i'm pretty open for the rest of the day.

Sorry nerd, I already have a life planner in steve dave. Talk to him if you wanna give me advice.

i'm not sure one life planner is enough though. you could definitely benefit from a second one and possibly even a backup just in case one of the first two go down.

The best thing you life planner dorks can do is go buy a back up black/brown reversible life planner, roll it up, and stick it in your glove box.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on April 03, 2013, 11:04:28 AM
I think the whole "forgot my belt" thing is only for the mid 20's crowd. You never/rarely wear belts in college and then you have to wear one every day to work. I sometimes start trying to put my dress belt on when I am wearing cargo shorts! (<- see what I did there? I wanted to comply with the thread directive.)

I probably should feel shame for liking cargo shorts, but I just don't. Maybe there is some shame in that. :dunno:

I love the crap out of mine.  Will not bend to others view on them.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on April 03, 2013, 11:06:04 AM
cargoshorts#life

I also like non-cargo shorts too though! I'm no bigot!
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on April 03, 2013, 11:06:53 AM
Face it guys.  If you're 30 you during the summer you wear an old t-shirt with cargo shorts and flip flops and a baseball cap with a curved bill.  And all the hipster kids know you're old.  But your BMW X5 gave it away first so like no big deal.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 03, 2013, 11:07:37 AM
I think the whole "forgot my belt" thing is only for the mid 20's crowd. You never/rarely wear belts in college and then you have to wear one every day to work. I sometimes start trying to put my dress belt on when I am wearing cargo shorts! (<- see what I did there? I wanted to comply with the thread directive.)

I probably should feel shame for liking cargo shorts, but I just don't. Maybe there is some shame in that. :dunno:

I get it, those things are comfortable.

Functional, too!
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on April 03, 2013, 11:28:10 AM
you know what you belt wearing dorks should do? go to some kind of clothing store and buy the cheapest reversible black/brown combo belt you can find and then just throw it in your glove compartment for emergencies or something. also, please let me know if you have any other real life quandry brain busters you need me to hammer out for you cause i'm pretty open for the rest of the day.

Sorry nerd, I already have a life planner in steve dave. Talk to him if you wanna give me advice.

i'm not sure one life planner is enough though. you could definitely benefit from a second one and possibly even a backup just in case one of the first two go down.

The best thing you life planner dorks can do is go buy a back up black/brown reversible life planner, roll it up, and stick it in your glove box.

Kinda racist? I don't really care what color my life planner is as long as my life gets planned.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on April 03, 2013, 11:41:28 AM
Should totally blame Daris
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: XocolateThundarr on April 03, 2013, 11:59:08 AM
Belts?????  Pfffftttttt.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 03, 2013, 01:35:25 PM
Today I went to McDonalds and ordered a mcchicken and a side salad w/ chz. When I got to the window they handed me a large ice tea and I didn't say a thing. I don't even like tea.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Willesgirl on April 03, 2013, 01:59:12 PM
Face it guys.  If you're 30 you during the summer you wear an old t-shirt with cargo shorts and flip flops and a baseball cap with a curved bill.  And all the hipster kids know you're old.  But your BMW X5 gave it away first so like no big deal.

What do 20-year-olds wear in the summer?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Institutional Control on April 03, 2013, 02:01:31 PM
I will never apologize for wearing cargo shorts. Or plaid shorts.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on April 03, 2013, 02:03:30 PM
Face it guys.  If you're 30 you during the summer you wear an old t-shirt with cargo shorts and flip flops and a baseball cap with a curved bill.  And all the hipster kids know you're old.  But your BMW X5 gave it away first so like no big deal.

What do 20-year-olds wear in the summer?

Well like regular shorts, no cargo pockets.  Also they wear those Tom's slip on shoes (no flips).  T-shirt is something stupid like this:

(http://d3gqasl9vmjfd8.cloudfront.net/8d1b3744-c9f3-4c25-90ae-7f23869ac3bc.png)

If they do wear a hat it's like backwards but set really far back with flatter bill and front of hair exposed, like my main man Bill here (could be Ted, whatevs).

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpqnfoNct41qisdkho1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Willesgirl on April 03, 2013, 02:11:22 PM
Thanks Emo.

Dudes should never, ever wear Toms.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: GCJayhawker on April 03, 2013, 02:12:37 PM
Thanks Emo.

Dudes should never, ever wear Toms.

But part of the proceeds go to such a good cause, I'm a true bro helping people out.  Every will know that when I wear them.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Willesgirl on April 03, 2013, 02:14:21 PM
I know they give those ugly shoes to kids in third world countries or something, but you could just give the money you would spend on those shoes to some third world country charity that will purchase shoes that aren't hideous for the kids from third world countries. Just a suggestion.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Super PurpleCat on April 03, 2013, 02:14:36 PM
I'm over 30 and I once thought about wearing one of those flat-billed hats you kids wear.  I'm still ashamed.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on April 03, 2013, 02:14:59 PM
That's actually not true you guys but whatevs.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on April 03, 2013, 02:40:42 PM
I know they give those ugly shoes to kids in third world countries or something, but you could just give the money you would spend on those shoes to some third world country charity that will purchase shoes that aren't hideous for the kids from third world countries. Just a suggestion.

Agree. We shouldn't be so focused on if they have shoes or not but if their shoes are stylish.

The idea is fine, so what if the shoes aren't high fashion. People like to see what they're giving and you need creative ways to get people to help the needy.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Shacks on April 03, 2013, 02:49:49 PM
I'm over 30 and I once thought about wearing one of those flat-billed hats you kids wear.  I'm still ashamed.

I'm 23 and I hate flat-billed hats, always have.  Can't stand them.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on April 03, 2013, 04:39:32 PM
Blue tee, green shorts and blue toms is my sporting/royals taigate gear
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on April 03, 2013, 04:43:14 PM
i honestly didn't even know they made toms for men.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on April 03, 2013, 04:43:44 PM
I don't like Toms, but I gave up cargo shorts several years ago.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 03, 2013, 04:52:26 PM
I wear cargo shorts.  :frown: And a flat bill Royals hat.  :frown: And a flat bill black KSU hat.  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Willesgirl on April 03, 2013, 04:56:59 PM
I wear cargo shorts.  :frown: And a flat bill Royals hat.  :frown: And a flat bill black KSU hat.  :frown:

No offense, CF3, but you seem too old for that sort of attire.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 03, 2013, 04:59:32 PM
I wear cargo shorts.  :frown: And a flat bill Royals hat.  :frown: And a flat bill black KSU hat.  :frown:

No offense, CF3, but you seem too old for that sort of attire.

 :frown:


I love the "no offense" followed by insult post.

But yeah you're right. That's why its in the shame yourself thread, a thread where we get to confess our sins without judgement. Or at least I thought that's how it works.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Willesgirl on April 03, 2013, 05:01:58 PM
Sorry, CF3. No judgment in the shame thread. Got it.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on April 03, 2013, 05:05:54 PM
Cf3 just sounds like a rock star to me. Probably from an underrated band, too
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 03, 2013, 05:07:36 PM
Cf3 just sounds like a rock star to me. Probably from an underrated band, too

 :D
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Big Train on April 03, 2013, 05:45:45 PM
2 mcdoubles with mac sauce for lunch (only shame here is the mac sauce was $.60 PER BURGER  :shakesfist:)
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: AppleJack on April 03, 2013, 05:48:21 PM
I get irrationally angry after Royals losses. Like, really really upset.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 03, 2013, 05:50:21 PM
I get irrationally angry after Royals losses. Like, really really upset.
How do you do that 162 days a year?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: AppleJack on April 03, 2013, 05:51:18 PM
I get irrationally angry after Royals losses. Like, really really upset.
How do you do that 162 days a year?

It's usually gone by May. Then I am uncomfortably pleasant to be around.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: slobber on April 03, 2013, 06:24:22 PM
I didn't know what Toms were until about 1 week ago when my little girl bought a pair.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on April 03, 2013, 08:05:40 PM
I didn't know what Toms were until about 1 week ago when my little girl bought a pair.

Have you borrowed them on the weekend yet?

Sent from my KFTT using Tapatalk 2

Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bones129 on April 03, 2013, 09:16:29 PM
2 mcdoubles with mac sauce for lunch (only shame here is the mac sauce was $.60 PER BURGER  :shakesfist:)

Not certain that is shame, but it's close.

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dlew12 on April 03, 2013, 10:05:57 PM
I get irrationally angry after Royals losses. Like, really really upset.
How do you do that 162 days a year?
Royals have never lost 162 games in a single year. 

Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dlew12 on April 03, 2013, 10:06:21 PM
I just got your ass so hard right there, wackycat.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 03, 2013, 10:08:03 PM
I just got your ass so hard right there, wackycat.
:dubious: Kick rocks, 'lew!  :lol:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on April 04, 2013, 09:58:59 AM
I get irrationally angry after Royals losses. Like, really really upset.
How do you do that 162 days a year?
Royals have never lost 162 games in a single year.

Had to look it up to be sure.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on April 04, 2013, 10:40:20 AM
Had a client yesterday talk about how special his 'pumped up kicks' were because it was the only present his father ever bought him.  I had to google what it meant after.  I'm getting old.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on April 04, 2013, 10:43:32 AM
ate like 6 donuts this morning
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: ben ji on April 04, 2013, 10:52:51 AM
In 5th grade I spelled door wrong in the practice round of the spelling bee.....I was super nervous and spelled it "Dorr"  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SkinnyBenny on April 04, 2013, 04:41:52 PM
In 5th grade I spelled door wrong in the practice round of the spelling bee.....I was super nervous and spelled it "Dorr"  :frown:

Should've looked into your crystal ball and spelled it "Doerr" and then kicked the microphone across the room.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SabiNation on April 05, 2013, 10:45:38 AM
I get irrationally angry after Royals losses. Like, really really upset.

Me too AJ.  Monday and Wednesday were really terrible days for me.  But yesterday!   :grin:
Title: Shame Yourself
Post by: Tobias on April 05, 2013, 10:52:18 AM
In 5th grade I spelled door wrong in the practice round of the spelling bee.....I was super nervous and spelled it "Dorr"  :frown:

Should've looked into your crystal ball and spelled it "Doerr" and then kicked the microphone across the room.

:lol:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Brock Landers on April 05, 2013, 10:55:59 AM
Went shopping for a new pair of shorts last weekend and when faced with buying regular shorts vs cargo shorts, I went with cargo.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on April 05, 2013, 10:57:29 AM
You made the right choice, brock.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Brock Landers on April 05, 2013, 11:11:07 AM
Thanks man.  I don't get the cargo shorts hate.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on April 05, 2013, 11:11:35 AM
I would say that cargo shorts ARE regular shorts
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: AbeFroman on April 05, 2013, 11:17:32 AM
I am responsible for this now existing. In stores now! I made the recipe, it's actually kinda good

(http://i47.tinypic.com/2zeieip.jpg)
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on April 05, 2013, 11:19:25 AM
Pls tell me you came up with "Gizzard tickler"
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: AbeFroman on April 05, 2013, 11:24:07 AM
I wish  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Super PurpleCat on April 05, 2013, 11:36:48 AM
Dell Optiplex 745 on the right!

 :excited:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: wetwillie on April 05, 2013, 12:41:44 PM
I am responsible for this now existing. In stores now! I made the recipe, it's actually kinda good

(http://i47.tinypic.com/2zeieip.jpg)

Are you behind the line of kettle chips too?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: AbeFroman on April 05, 2013, 12:47:29 PM
No, but I'm thinking of quitting my job to go work for them.

edit: I was joking, but then I looked on their website because you posted that  :surprised:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Institutional Control on April 06, 2013, 05:00:23 PM
I just went to the liquor store in my house shoes.

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I717 using Tapatalk 2

Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on April 06, 2013, 08:01:45 PM
Lol at cfod confusing this with the rock star thread
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on April 06, 2013, 08:07:59 PM
Lol at cfod confusing this with the rock star thread

he's like 60 or something, it's a different generations shame.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: chunkles on April 06, 2013, 08:16:27 PM
In 5th grade I spelled door wrong in the practice round of the spelling bee.....I was super nervous and spelled it "Dorr"  :frown:
me too, but mine was maintenance.  I spell that word right everygoddamntime now.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on April 06, 2013, 08:26:28 PM
i can't spell probably without spellcheck.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on April 06, 2013, 10:28:58 PM
i can't spell probably without spellcheck.

i use probly more than i probably should.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bones129 on April 06, 2013, 11:43:04 PM
i can't spell probably without spellcheck.

i use probly more than i probably should.

I think most of us probly do that, also.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: hemmy on April 07, 2013, 01:03:07 AM
i can't spell probably without spellcheck.

separate is the hardest word in the world for me.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on April 07, 2013, 01:05:07 AM
I use prolly when spellcheck isn't available.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on April 07, 2013, 12:37:49 PM
Listen I'm a pretty good speller and I know the rules, like I before E except after C. Then explain why weird is spelled like that. Should be wierd. Imo
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on April 07, 2013, 12:47:05 PM
I missed "parallel" in both the 5th and 6th grade spelling bee. Never could remember where the double L was.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: j-dub on April 07, 2013, 01:26:10 PM
Cf3 just sounds like a rock star to me. Probably from an underrated band, too

 :lol: thanks mocat. i always appreciate a good laugh.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: j-dub on April 07, 2013, 01:38:32 PM
when little j-dub was like 10 or so, he was folding blankets in the laundry room (floor was cement, old farmhouse..). and j-dub's little 5 yr old bro was standing on the edge of one of the blankets. little j-dub pulled the blanket out from under little bro's feet real fast on purpose. he landed right on the back of his head. had to go to the er and get stitches.  :frown: when questioned by his parents, little j-dub lied and said he didn't know little bro was standing on the blanket.  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Institutional Control on April 07, 2013, 03:47:33 PM
In 1988, a young CFoD was country cruising with a case of beer and a couple of buddies. We decided to start harassing truckers on the CB radio. Talked to several who had very little sense of humor. Finally, one trucker thought we were hilarious. To him, it sounded like we were having a good time. Of course we were and we offered to bring him a beer so he could have a good time as well. Turns out that nice trucker, wasn't a trucker. Also turns out, if you ask someone if they're a cop they DON'T have to tell you that they're a cop.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on April 07, 2013, 04:01:32 PM
In 1988, a young CFoD was country cruising with a case of beer and a couple of buddies. We decided to start harassing truckers on the CB radio. Talked to several who had very little sense of humor. Finally, one trucker thought we were hilarious. To him, it sounded like we were having a good time. Of course we were and we offered to bring him a beer so he could have a good time as well. Turns out that nice trucker, wasn't a trucker. Also turns out, if you ask someone if they're a cop they DON'T have to tell you that they're a cop.

obama  :shakesfist:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: EMAWmeister on April 08, 2013, 01:52:20 AM
Cargo shorts just seem inefficient to me. I mean, what the eff do you need all those goddamn pockets for? I have 3 things in my pockets at all times- phone, keys and wallet. If I need to carry something else in my pockets, such as a pack of gum or some chap stick, I still have sufficient room to fit those in one of the 3 pockets (nothing ever in the back left, ever).

It comes down to baggy, heavy, poorly fitting shorts versus well fitting, comfortable, and always stylish shorts.

If standard khaki shorts were more expensive than cargo shorts, that'd be one thing. But they're like, 15 bucks at target or something.

Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on April 08, 2013, 03:42:59 AM
 :billdance:
Cargo shorts just seem inefficient to me. I mean, what the eff do you need all those goddamn pockets for? I have 3 things in my pockets at all times- phone, keys and wallet. If I need to carry something else in my pockets, such as a pack of gum or some chap stick, I still have sufficient room to fit those in one of the 3 pockets (nothing ever in the back left, ever).

It comes down to baggy, heavy, poorly fitting shorts versus well fitting, comfortable, and always stylish shorts.

If standard khaki shorts were more expensive than cargo shorts, that'd be one thing. But they're like, 15 bucks at target or something.

Non cargo khaki shorts look odd to me.  Too preppy, same category as boat shoes.

On the flipside though, cargo pants look odd and chinos are great.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on April 08, 2013, 09:13:01 AM
Non cargo shorts are where it's at. Wacky colors are great too.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on April 08, 2013, 09:20:47 AM
used to wear cargo shorts in the early 00s, but have evolved and no longer feel comfortable wearing them.

on a related note, i also used to wear jean shorts.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: ben ji on April 08, 2013, 09:33:18 AM
I've got a couple of old pairs of cargo shorts that I keep around just to go fishing in.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 08, 2013, 09:40:03 AM
In 1988, a young CFoD was country cruising with a case of beer and a couple of buddies. We decided to start harassing truckers on the CB radio. Talked to several who had very little sense of humor. Finally, one trucker thought we were hilarious. To him, it sounded like we were having a good time. Of course we were and we offered to bring him a beer so he could have a good time as well. Turns out that nice trucker, wasn't a trucker. Also turns out, if you ask someone if they're a cop they DON'T have to tell you that they're a cop.

Young Pete and LSOC trolled the entire Manhattan CB community with a handheld I had bought for about 3 weeks until it got old.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on April 08, 2013, 10:14:47 AM
Left my iPad on a flight  :curse:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: EMAWmeister on April 08, 2013, 10:37:47 AM
 :lol: :lol :lol:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on April 08, 2013, 11:05:13 AM
Left my iPad on a flight  :curse:

Also I lost about a gallon of sweat during our hour long holding pattern around the KC storm last night and the flight attendent told me I looked like I saw a ghost. Not shameful enough? Well I was sitting next to a smokin hot filly who was not impressed with my profuse sweating.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: EMAWmeister on April 08, 2013, 11:14:22 AM
My stomach rumbled loud enough for the entire class to hear about 8-9 times during the test I took this morning.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: asava on April 08, 2013, 11:21:34 AM
My stomach rumbled loud enough for the entire class to hear about 8-9 times during the test I took this morning.

anytime this happened i wanted to shout out that it wasn't a fart.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on April 09, 2013, 09:44:54 AM
Hour and a half late to work today  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on April 09, 2013, 09:49:06 AM
Peed on the seat in the port-a-potty at Kauffman yesterday, even though there was a urinal in there.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on April 09, 2013, 09:51:47 AM
Peed on the seat in the port-a-potty at Kauffman yesterday, even though there was a urinal in there.

Boss move, mocat.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on April 09, 2013, 09:51:57 AM
Hour and a half late to work today  :facepalm:

Because?  Elaborate on your shame.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on April 09, 2013, 09:53:16 AM
Peed on the seat in the port-a-potty at Kauffman yesterday, even though there was a urinal in there.

Boss move, mocat.

If that's a boss move then I'm oscar Springsteen. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on April 09, 2013, 09:56:04 AM
Hour and a half late to work today  :facepalm:

Because?  Elaborate on your shame.

Roommate is a huge michigan fan so we tore up aggieville last night, mushed my alarms this morning then was woken with a call from work. Made some excuse about lack of sleep from sunday night (kind of true).
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on April 09, 2013, 09:56:35 AM
Gimme 3 beers and I'll pee on pretty much anything. Not ashamed of that.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on April 09, 2013, 09:58:06 AM
Gimme 3 beers and I'll pee on pretty much anything. Not ashamed of that.

If it's not a public toilet that I use for bms then I'm pissing all over that thing. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on April 09, 2013, 10:03:43 AM
I had a beer in my hand and I was also on the phone, and I had consumed between 6-8 beers at that point. There was no stopping what happened. I just feel bad.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on April 09, 2013, 10:04:58 AM
I had a beer in my hand and I was also on the phone, and I had consumed between 6-8 beers at that point. There was no stopping what happened. I just feel bad.

its a porta potty, dude. the seat was probably cleaner after you pissed all over it.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: GCJayhawker on April 09, 2013, 10:15:52 AM
I had a beer in my hand and I was also on the phone, and I had consumed between 6-8 beers at that point. There was no stopping what happened. I just feel bad.

its a porta potty, dude. the seat was probably cleaner after you pissed all over it.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on April 09, 2013, 10:24:40 AM
Yeah you're right. I don't feel bad.  :D
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: XocolateThundarr on April 11, 2013, 06:39:38 PM
Was on turntable most of the day...gained like 200 points.  Not a very productive day at the old office.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on April 11, 2013, 06:42:33 PM
Was on turntable most of the day...gained like 200 points.  Not a very productive day at the old office.

Don't you dare be ashamed of jamming with your friends all day. See ya in there tomorrow buddy  :billdance:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: XocolateThundarr on April 11, 2013, 06:43:19 PM
Was on turntable most of the day...gained like 200 points.  Not a very productive day at the old office.

Don't you dare be ashamed of jamming with your friends all day. See ya in there tomorrow buddy  :billdance:

 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on April 12, 2013, 09:06:58 AM
Got an email at 4PM about company happy hour at Twin Peaks.  Accidentally replied all that I was already there.  rough ridin' Blackberry.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on April 12, 2013, 09:10:44 AM
Got an email at 4PM about company happy hour at Twin Peaks.  Accidentally replied all that I was already there.  rough ridin' Blackberry.

Now known as the company perv.  Grats.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on April 12, 2013, 09:13:57 AM
Got an email at 4PM about company happy hour at Twin Peaks.  Accidentally replied all that I was already there.  rough ridin' Blackberry.

Now known as the company perv.  Grats.

Yup on Monster right now.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on April 12, 2013, 02:01:03 PM
I was in the bathroom this morning rocking the usual morning pee.  Mid-stream I hear the door slam and feet shuffle in to the stall next to the urinal I was at.  This dude blasted a shart and I started laughing and lost control of my stream.  I got a little splash back on the dude's loafers.

In a meeting later that morning, I saw that those loafers belonged to my clinical director.  I know that he knows but can't talk about it.  Could be a long week next week.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: raquetcat on April 12, 2013, 02:03:07 PM
I was in the bathroom this morning rocking the usual morning pee.  Mid-stream I hear the door slam and feet shuffle in to the stall next to the urinal I was at.  This dude blasted a shart and I started laughing and lost control of my stream.  I got a little splash back on the dude's loafers.

In a meeting later that morning, I saw that those loafers belonged to my clinical director.  I know that he knows but can't talk about it.  Could be a long week next week.

tell us how much you sold your transformer collection for and how much you sold? : excited:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: lopakman on April 12, 2013, 02:03:30 PM
I accidentally read an OK Cat tweet.  Still trying to remember which one of you ballsacks retweeted it.   :curse:
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on April 12, 2013, 02:15:53 PM
I was in the bathroom this morning rocking the usual morning pee.  Mid-stream I hear the door slam and feet shuffle in to the stall next to the urinal I was at.  This dude blasted a shart and I started laughing and lost control of my stream.  I got a little splash back on the dude's loafers.

In a meeting later that morning, I saw that those loafers belonged to my clinical director.  I know that he knows but can't talk about it.  Could be a long week next week.

tell us how much you sold your transformer collection for and how much you sold? : excited:

I only kept two Transformers (my first one my dad bought me and the last one my dad bought me before he died).  I sold it for 350k to an old friend from back in my Botcon days.  He valued the collection more than the person estimating the value (which I knew) so it was a decent deal all around for both of us.  He will give them a good home by selling them to good people. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on April 12, 2013, 02:21:33 PM
holy crap fattyfest is gonna be fun right blumpz?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on April 12, 2013, 02:24:00 PM
i did two sake bombs last night with a bunch of girls and yelled the whole stupid chant with them
Title: Re: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: raquetcat on April 12, 2013, 02:26:17 PM
I was in the bathroom this morning rocking the usual morning pee.  Mid-stream I hear the door slam and feet shuffle in to the stall next to the urinal I was at.  This dude blasted a shart and I started laughing and lost control of my stream.  I got a little splash back on the dude's loafers.

In a meeting later that morning, I saw that those loafers belonged to my clinical director.  I know that he knows but can't talk about it.  Could be a long week next week.

tell us how much you sold your transformer collection for and how much you sold? : excited:

I only kept two Transformers (my first one my dad bought me and the last one my dad bought me before he died).  I sold it for 350k to an old friend from back in my Botcon days.  He valued the collection more than the person estimating the value (which I knew) so it was a decent deal all around for both of us.  He will give them a good home by selling them to good people.

That must have been hard, I was looking at my old sports cards and am having a tough time parting with them and they aren't even worth anything, I can't even bring myself to throw them in the trash :cry:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on April 12, 2013, 02:27:18 PM
i did two sake bombs last night with a bunch of girls and yelled the whole stupid chant with them

blast, putting a fanningbrag in the shame thread to pretend you are ashamed does not make it not a fanningbrag
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on April 12, 2013, 02:27:46 PM
holy crap fattyfest is gonna be fun right blumpz?

Man I wish I could go.  My bro is getting married the next weekend and I have to save my time off for that!  It's June 15th at Mae's right?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on April 12, 2013, 02:28:35 PM
i did two sake bombs last night with a bunch of girls and yelled the whole stupid chant with them

blast, putting a fanningbrag in the shame thread to pretend you are ashamed does not make it not a fanningbrag

mocat i felt very stupid doing it
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on April 12, 2013, 02:32:33 PM
i did two sake bombs last night with a bunch of girls and yelled the whole stupid chant with them

blast, putting a fanningbrag in the shame thread to pretend you are ashamed does not make it not a fanningbrag

mocat i felt very stupid doing it

i would have pulled one of these if i saw it happening  :D
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on April 12, 2013, 02:34:26 PM
holy crap fattyfest is gonna be fun right blumpz?

Man I wish I could go.  My bro is getting married the next weekend and I have to save my time off for that!  It's June 15th at Mae's right?

yeah, you can totally make it. ride with sd or something?
Title: Re: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on April 12, 2013, 02:36:07 PM
That must have been hard, I was looking at my old sports cards and am having a tough time parting with them and they aren't even worth anything, I can't even bring myself to throw them in the trash :cry:

It was really hard, but I had been thinking about it for several years.  I bought my house 2 years ago and was wondering why I was making these house payments when I have all these toys that could pay for it rather than wasting money on the loan.  I had them appraised to start the process and let some of the richest nerds I know it's up for sale.  I really thought about it and those two Transformers mean just as much to me as the entire collection, so it was time to let it go. 

I know my dad would have wanted me to waste the money on blow and hookers, but I paid my house off instead.  Tax season could be fun next year, but I already had an LLC in my name (as I have 100 acres of farm land as well) that was passed to me.  My tax guy is going to love me next year! 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Stevesie60 on April 12, 2013, 02:47:41 PM
holy crap fattyfest is gonna be fun right blumpz?

Man I wish I could go.  My bro is getting married the next weekend and I have to save my time off for that!  It's June 15th at Mae's right?

Well, it's not just at Mae's.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on April 12, 2013, 03:01:25 PM
holy crap fattyfest is gonna be fun right blumpz?

Man I wish I could go.  My bro is getting married the next weekend and I have to save my time off for that!  It's June 15th at Mae's right?

Well, it's not just at Mae's.

True, we are going to spend a considerable amount of time at rick daris' meth house trashing the place and stuff
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on April 12, 2013, 03:09:43 PM
holy crap fattyfest is gonna be fun right blumpz?

Man I wish I could go.  My bro is getting married the next weekend and I have to save my time off for that!  It's June 15th at Mae's right?

Well, it's not just at Mae's.

True, we are going to spend a considerable amount of time at rick daris' meth house trashing the place and stuff

Hmmmmmmm...I have been into meth houses ever since I started watching Breaking Bad. 
Title: Re: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 12, 2013, 03:40:02 PM
That must have been hard, I was looking at my old sports cards and am having a tough time parting with them and they aren't even worth anything, I can't even bring myself to throw them in the trash :cry:

It was really hard, but I had been thinking about it for several years.  I bought my house 2 years ago and was wondering why I was making these house payments when I have all these toys that could pay for it rather than wasting money on the loan.  I had them appraised to start the process and let some of the richest nerds I know it's up for sale.  I really thought about it and those two Transformers mean just as much to me as the entire collection, so it was time to let it go. 

I know my dad would have wanted me to waste the money on blow and hookers, but I paid my house off instead.  Tax season could be fun next year, but I already had an LLC in my name (as I have 100 acres of farm land as well) that was passed to me.  My tax guy is going to love me next year!

This is a pretty awesome story. Just be careful and make sure you hold enough money to pay the tax. Capital gains on collectibles is 28%.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Brock Landers on April 12, 2013, 03:44:52 PM
I am a Cubs fan.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: XocolateThundarr on April 12, 2013, 03:48:04 PM
That must have been hard, I was looking at my old sports cards and am having a tough time parting with them and they aren't even worth anything, I can't even bring myself to throw them in the trash :cry:

It was really hard, but I had been thinking about it for several years.  I bought my house 2 years ago and was wondering why I was making these house payments when I have all these toys that could pay for it rather than wasting money on the loan.  I had them appraised to start the process and let some of the richest nerds I know it's up for sale.  I really thought about it and those two Transformers mean just as much to me as the entire collection, so it was time to let it go. 

I know my dad would have wanted me to waste the money on blow and hookers, but I paid my house off instead.  Tax season could be fun next year, but I already had an LLC in my name (as I have 100 acres of farm land as well) that was passed to me.  My tax guy is going to love me next year!

This is a pretty awesome story. Just be careful and make sure you hold enough money to pay the tax. Capital gains on collectibles is 28%.

I am pretty sure he spent a ton of money on advertising his collection for sale.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on April 12, 2013, 03:48:53 PM
I am a Cubs fan.

that's kind of a humble brag. It's very fashionable to be a fan of a loveable loser, especially the Cubs.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 12, 2013, 03:52:59 PM
That must have been hard, I was looking at my old sports cards and am having a tough time parting with them and they aren't even worth anything, I can't even bring myself to throw them in the trash :cry:

It was really hard, but I had been thinking about it for several years.  I bought my house 2 years ago and was wondering why I was making these house payments when I have all these toys that could pay for it rather than wasting money on the loan.  I had them appraised to start the process and let some of the richest nerds I know it's up for sale.  I really thought about it and those two Transformers mean just as much to me as the entire collection, so it was time to let it go. 

I know my dad would have wanted me to waste the money on blow and hookers, but I paid my house off instead.  Tax season could be fun next year, but I already had an LLC in my name (as I have 100 acres of farm land as well) that was passed to me.  My tax guy is going to love me next year!

This is a pretty awesome story. Just be careful and make sure you hold enough money to pay the tax. Capital gains on collectibles is 28%.

I am pretty sure he spent a ton of money on advertising his collection for sale.

Yeah, I'm sure he also spent a lot of money acquiring the collection. The rate on earnings is still 28%, though, which is much higher than what most people expect it would be. Capital gains on stocks cap out at 15%.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: XocolateThundarr on April 12, 2013, 03:54:46 PM
Well, I'm no tax accountant.  I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night...so there's that.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on April 12, 2013, 04:46:49 PM
I didn't spend any money advertising and not a penny on shipping it (filled an entire semi).  A good nerd friend of mine that is a trust-fund kid bought the whole thing to add to his collection.  I talked to my accountant and he said we may be able to get a capped 15% or at least 28% on 1/2 the 350k based on costs to me.  I held onto receipts/appraisals and all that jazz.  I did the math and the short-term hit from capital gains tax doesn't come close to the long-term damage of my mortgage.  I'll definitely save a majority of the money until after tax season next year.  I did find a CD at a local credit union to put it in until that time (so no worries on me blowing it).

I did buy myself a tank of gas though (wrote it down as a travel cost for the accountant).  Bonus.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on April 12, 2013, 04:51:16 PM
There is about a 0% chance I would claim that on my taxes.  Also a decent chance I'd end up in one of those prisons for white collar criminals.  You know you get conjugal visits in those?  Anyway, something to think about if you're still blumping' the neighbor's daughter.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 12, 2013, 05:16:42 PM
I didn't spend any money advertising and not a penny on shipping it (filled an entire semi).  A good nerd friend of mine that is a trust-fund kid bought the whole thing to add to his collection.  I talked to my accountant and he said we may be able to get a capped 15% or at least 28% on 1/2 the 350k based on costs to me.  I held onto receipts/appraisals and all that jazz.  I did the math and the short-term hit from capital gains tax doesn't come close to the long-term damage of my mortgage.  I'll definitely save a majority of the money until after tax season next year.  I did find a CD at a local credit union to put it in until that time (so no worries on me blowing it).

I did buy myself a tank of gas though (wrote it down as a travel cost for the accountant).  Bonus.

That's great :D. You shouldn't need to save a majority of it for taxes. 1/3 should be well over what you pay.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Stevesie60 on April 12, 2013, 05:31:27 PM
holy crap fattyfest is gonna be fun right blumpz?

Man I wish I could go.  My bro is getting married the next weekend and I have to save my time off for that!  It's June 15th at Mae's right?

Well, it's not just at Mae's.

True, we are going to spend a considerable amount of time at rick daris' meth house trashing the place and stuff

Hmmmmmmm...I have been into meth houses ever since I started watching Breaking Bad. 

Basically Rick Daris is Walter White and I'm Jesse Pinkman.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on April 12, 2013, 05:33:08 PM
trim is saul!
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Stevesie60 on April 12, 2013, 05:36:51 PM
Metalhead is Skinny Pete, EllRobersonIsInnocent is Combo, and seven is Badger. I distribute them drugs every weekend to do with what they wish.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on April 12, 2013, 05:44:07 PM
oh man, i was totally going to ask to be badger too!   :raccoon: (but a badger)
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on April 12, 2013, 05:47:29 PM
Metalhead is Skinny Pete, EllRobersonIsInnocent is Combo, and seven is Badger. I distribute them drugs every weekend to do with what they wish.

Oh man!  :D
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Brock Landers on April 12, 2013, 05:53:14 PM
I am a Cubs fan.

that's kind of a humble brag. It's very fashionable to be a fan of a loveable loser, especially the Cubs.


Man, never thought of it like that before.  Takes the edge off the shame just a bit but overall this is still shameful.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on April 12, 2013, 05:54:13 PM
i thought everyone in the world is a cubs fan?
Title: Re: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on April 12, 2013, 06:30:13 PM
That must have been hard, I was looking at my old sports cards and am having a tough time parting with them and they aren't even worth anything, I can't even bring myself to throw them in the trash :cry:

It was really hard, but I had been thinking about it for several years.  I bought my house 2 years ago and was wondering why I was making these house payments when I have all these toys that could pay for it rather than wasting money on the loan.  I had them appraised to start the process and let some of the richest nerds I know it's up for sale.  I really thought about it and those two Transformers mean just as much to me as the entire collection, so it was time to let it go. 

I know my dad would have wanted me to waste the money on blow and hookers, but I paid my house off instead.  Tax season could be fun next year, but I already had an LLC in my name (as I have 100 acres of farm land as well) that was passed to me.  My tax guy is going to love me next year!

'Grats on all the money and land.  Those are both nice things to have. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on April 12, 2013, 06:34:55 PM
I started a troll in the tv show balls/vag thread that I thought would be really obvious, but some posters I liked joined in and I don't think they were trolling and now I'm not sure what the appropriate next step is so i put it here.  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on April 12, 2013, 06:45:09 PM
I started a troll in the tv show balls/vag thread that I thought would be really obvious, but some posters I liked joined in and I don't think they were trolling and now I'm not sure what the appropriate next step is so i put it here.  :embarrassed:

you should shame those people instead.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on April 12, 2013, 07:03:27 PM
I started a troll in the tv show balls/vag thread that I thought would be really obvious, but some posters I liked joined in and I don't think they were trolling and now I'm not sure what the appropriate next step is so i put it here.  :embarrassed:

you should shame those people instead.

Shame them!!
Title: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on April 12, 2013, 08:51:15 PM
:lol: bread trying super hard to make people think he doesn't love Big Bang Theory
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: sys on April 12, 2013, 09:14:38 PM
I only kept two Transformers (my first one my dad bought me and the last one my dad bought me before he died).  I sold it for 350k.

i'm trying very hard not to hate my life and this entire accursed country now that i'm forced to live here, so i'm going to try very hard to believe that you were lying when you posted this.  please play along.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on April 12, 2013, 09:40:48 PM
I started a troll in the tv show balls/vag thread that I thought would be really obvious, but some posters I liked joined in and I don't think they were trolling and now I'm not sure what the appropriate next step is so i put it here.  :embarrassed:

Oh so you don't like Big Bang Theory? Wow. Really cool, Mr Bread, you're so much better than me.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on April 13, 2013, 12:08:29 AM
i watched GIJOE2 in the movie theater. please refer any gi joe 2 related questions to me.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on April 13, 2013, 10:22:20 AM
Bread I'm so glad you said that. Want to watch Kiss Kiss Bang Bang with me?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dlew12 on April 13, 2013, 10:27:45 AM
I started a troll in the tv show balls/vag thread that I thought would be really obvious, but some posters I liked joined in and I don't think they were trolling and now I'm not sure what the appropriate next step is so i put it here.  :embarrassed:
Looks like our Big Bang Theory bingefests are off.

Suit yourself.  Guess KSC and I are just going to have to skype each other while BBT is on and get smashed together via the wonders of webcam.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: RickRampus on April 13, 2013, 02:51:59 PM
I thought Paul Walker was actually a decent actor when I watched Running Scared.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on April 13, 2013, 03:03:13 PM
I thought Paul Walker was actually a decent actor when I watched Running Scared.

Fun movie!
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Asteriskhead on April 13, 2013, 11:04:06 PM
Metalhead is Skinny Pete, EllRobersonIsInnocent is Combo, and seven is Badger. I distribute them drugs every weekend to do with what they wish.

I'm going to have to start watching this show now.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: jtksu on April 14, 2013, 12:51:15 AM
So far, I'm really digging this thread. I'll let you know how I feel about it once I've read March and April's posts.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: RickRampus on April 15, 2013, 09:36:42 AM
supper last night consisted of a tube of cheddar cheese pringles, a pint of Haagen-Dasz and three Cool Ranch tacos.  it was a low point
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on April 15, 2013, 09:37:40 AM
supper last night consisted of a tube of cheddar cheese pringles, a pint of Haagen-Dasz and three Cool Ranch tacos.  it was a low point

Sorry about your break-up.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Skipper44 on April 15, 2013, 09:49:46 AM
 I have now eaten all the Cadbury eggs out of the kids Easter baskets
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: RickRampus on April 15, 2013, 10:02:47 AM
supper last night consisted of a tube of cheddar cheese pringles, a pint of Haagen-Dasz and three Cool Ranch tacos.  it was a low point

Sorry about your break-up terrible lack of motivation.

thanks puni
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on April 15, 2013, 12:06:41 PM
i watched GIJOE2 in the movie theater. please refer any gi joe 2 related questions to me.

Puniraptor...did we just become best friends???  I also saw GI Joe 2 in the movie theater yesterday.  On a scale from 1-10, Lady Jaye was smoking hot (12.5 minimum out of 10) in that flick.  Plus, she was Tyra from the Friday Night Lights TV show so that gets a 1 point bonus in my book.  Is it sad that that is the only thing I remember from GI Joe 2?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on April 15, 2013, 12:10:07 PM
I thought Paul Walker was actually a decent actor when I watched Running Scared.

Fun movie!

I now have a fear of black lit hockey areanas, pucks to the face and child play areas because of that movie.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Boom Roasted on April 15, 2013, 12:38:29 PM
Went to Sonic and DQ yesterday to try and cure hangover.  Neither worked.

Sidenote: the sweet potato tots are really good with honey mustard
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on April 15, 2013, 12:44:49 PM
i watched GIJOE2 in the movie theater. please refer any gi joe 2 related questions to me.

Puniraptor...did we just become best friends???  I also saw GI Joe 2 in the movie theater yesterday.  On a scale from 1-10, Lady Jaye was smoking hot (12.5 minimum out of 10) in that flick.  Plus, she was Tyra from the Friday Night Lights TV show so that gets a 1 point bonus in my book.  Is it sad that that is the only thing I remember from GI Joe 2?

yes. best friens. SPOILER ALERT: I was absolutely laughing my ass off when they had that scene of her changing clothes with the guy talking and her thong ass reflection in the TV for like a full minute. Also, is it just me or was there an F word snuck in there? pg 13 these days!
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Stevesie60 on April 15, 2013, 01:03:23 PM
PG-13 can have the eff word 4 or 5 times.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on April 15, 2013, 03:01:12 PM
PG-13 can have the eff word 4 or 5 times.

depends on the usage and how far apart they are.  generally more than 1 gets an R though.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on April 15, 2013, 03:02:15 PM
ran out of body wash 2 weeks ago, been using shampoo as substitute since then, even though i've been to the store like 3 times.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on April 15, 2013, 04:18:33 PM
ran out of body wash 2 weeks ago, been using shampoo as substitute since then, even though i've been to the store like 3 times.

Some people confuse shame and brilliance and I would put this into the brilliance category. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: lopakman on April 15, 2013, 04:27:48 PM
I peed in the sink last night because it was closer and I was drunk.  It was my wife's sink not mine.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on April 15, 2013, 04:42:12 PM
I lost my phone Saturday, and haven't really decided what I want to do yet. I think I want to do a Nexus 4, but it seems expensive, (and I just got my annual bonus this week). (I'm cheap).
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Brock Landers on April 15, 2013, 04:46:50 PM
I peed in the sink last night because it was closer and I was drunk.  It was my wife's sink not mine.


Shame/Boss combo
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 15, 2013, 04:57:37 PM
I lost my phone Saturday, and haven't really decided what I want to do yet. I think I want to do a Nexus 4, but it seems expensive, (and I just got my annual bonus this week). (I'm cheap).

I saw a tv ad from Wal-Mart last night offering smart phone service with unlimited data and minutes for just $40 per month.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on April 15, 2013, 05:04:18 PM
I lost my phone Saturday, and haven't really decided what I want to do yet. I think I want to do a Nexus 4, but it seems expensive, (and I just got my annual bonus this week). (I'm cheap).

I saw a tv ad from Wal-Mart last night offering smart phone service with unlimited data and minutes for just $40 per month.

I have to buy a phone. And I'd rather just not have one than buy one.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 15, 2013, 05:07:57 PM
I lost my phone Saturday, and haven't really decided what I want to do yet. I think I want to do a Nexus 4, but it seems expensive, (and I just got my annual bonus this week). (I'm cheap).

I saw a tv ad from Wal-Mart last night offering smart phone service with unlimited data and minutes for just $40 per month.

I have to buy a phone. And I'd rather just not have one than buy one.

You can buy a smart phone for like $50, if you don't really care about features.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on April 15, 2013, 05:37:40 PM
I lost my phone Saturday, and haven't really decided what I want to do yet. I think I want to do a Nexus 4, but it seems expensive, (and I just got my annual bonus this week). (I'm cheap).

I saw a tv ad from Wal-Mart last night offering smart phone service with unlimited data and minutes for just $40 per month.

I have to buy a phone. And I'd rather just not have one than buy one.

You can buy a smart phone for like $50, if you don't really care about features.

Yeah, so? I still haven't gotten one.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: felix rex on April 15, 2013, 06:16:16 PM
I lost my phone Saturday, and haven't really decided what I want to do yet. I think I want to do a Nexus 4, but it seems expensive, (and I just got my annual bonus this week). (I'm cheap).

I saw a tv ad from Wal-Mart last night offering smart phone service with unlimited data and minutes for just $40 per month.

I have to buy a phone. And I'd rather just not have one than buy one.

You can buy a smart phone for like $50, if you don't really care about features.

Yeah, so? I still haven't gotten one.

Buying stuff is the absolute worst. My old PS3 quit reading games a couple months ago. I went to Amazon, typed in "PS3" and was like "Welp, I guess I'm done with video games."
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on April 16, 2013, 12:04:28 AM
Couple things...

Just watched Groundhog Day for the first time... On AMC.

If I open a bottle of wine, I will finish it, regardless of circumstance. Just think it is silly to leave a glass or two in the bottle.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bones129 on April 16, 2013, 12:27:44 AM
I peed in the sink last night because it was closer and I was drunk.  It was my wife's sink not mine.

Seems like a practical decision to me, perhaps well-grounded in logic. I cannot attribute shame to this.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: jtksu on April 16, 2013, 12:51:28 AM
Couple things...

Just watched Groundhog Day for the first time... On AMC.

If I open a bottle of wine, I will finish it, regardless of circumstance. Just think it is silly to leave a glass or two in the bottle.

eff you for waiting so long to watch Groundhog Day. But, the wine thing makes perfect sense.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on April 16, 2013, 06:52:10 AM
Couple things...

Just watched Groundhog Day for the first time... On AMC.

If I open a bottle of wine, I will finish it, regardless of circumstance. Just think it is silly to leave a glass or two in the bottle.

eff you for waiting so long to watch Groundhog Day. But, the wine thing makes perfect sense.

I thought this was a safe place to talk about things we are ashamed of :cry:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: nicname on April 16, 2013, 07:23:50 AM
sometimes i buy e-cigs
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on April 16, 2013, 09:16:41 AM
I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon.  Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on April 16, 2013, 09:21:12 AM
I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon.  Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.

They're going to hold you in contempt.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on April 16, 2013, 09:21:59 AM
I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon.  Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.

They're going to hold you in contempt.

#motorboatdesmoines
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on April 16, 2013, 09:50:22 AM
I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon.  Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.

They're going to hold you in contempt.

#motorboatdesmoines

Hahahahaha!  Good thing it is a civil fine and not a citation...they're going to hold me in contempt of awesome.  I sent it certified mail so I can confirm that they received all 65 one dollar checks thus making my balance 0.00.  Not my finest hour, but eff those cameras and this 1984 crap.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: XocolateThundarr on April 16, 2013, 09:57:35 AM
I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon.  Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.

They're going to hold you in contempt.

#motorboatdesmoines

Hahahahaha!  Good thing it is a civil fine and not a citation...they're going to hold me in contempt of awesome.  I sent it certified mail so I can confirm that they received all 65 one dollar checks thus making my balance 0.00.  Not my finest hour, but eff those cameras and this 1984 crap.

(http://talklikeaphysicist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/verizon-check.jpg)
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Katdaddy on April 16, 2013, 10:01:38 AM
I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon.  Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.

They're going to hold you in contempt.

#motorboatdesmoines

Hahahahaha!  Good thing it is a civil fine and not a citation...they're going to hold me in contempt of awesome.  I sent it certified mail so I can confirm that they received all 65 one dollar checks thus making my balance 0.00.  Not my finest hour, but eff those cameras and this 1984 crap.
Don't complain; it took almost 29 yrs for this Big Bro crap.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on April 16, 2013, 11:13:27 AM
I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon.  Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.

They're going to hold you in contempt.

#motorboatdesmoines

Hahahahaha!  Good thing it is a civil fine and not a citation...they're going to hold me in contempt of awesome.  I sent it certified mail so I can confirm that they received all 65 one dollar checks thus making my balance 0.00.  Not my finest hour, but eff those cameras and this 1984 crap.

(http://talklikeaphysicist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/verizon-check.jpg)
Rounds to zero?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: XocolateThundarr on April 16, 2013, 11:18:50 AM
I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon.  Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.

They're going to hold you in contempt.

#motorboatdesmoines

Hahahahaha!  Good thing it is a civil fine and not a citation...they're going to hold me in contempt of awesome.  I sent it certified mail so I can confirm that they received all 65 one dollar checks thus making my balance 0.00.  Not my finest hour, but eff those cameras and this 1984 crap.

(http://talklikeaphysicist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/verizon-check.jpg)
Rounds to zero?

If my math is correct I think it comes out to about $0.65.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 16, 2013, 11:22:27 AM
I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon.  Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.

They're going to hold you in contempt.

#motorboatdesmoines

Hahahahaha!  Good thing it is a civil fine and not a citation...they're going to hold me in contempt of awesome.  I sent it certified mail so I can confirm that they received all 65 one dollar checks thus making my balance 0.00.  Not my finest hour, but eff those cameras and this 1984 crap.

(http://talklikeaphysicist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/verizon-check.jpg)
Rounds to zero?

If my math is correct I think it comes out to about $0.65.

I've been out of college for a while now, but wouldn't that summation make the total of the check infinity? I mean, you would be adding an infinite amount of fractions that approach zero, but they are all positive, nonzero numbers.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on April 16, 2013, 12:26:58 PM
Wolfram alpha says the result is 0.002.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on April 16, 2013, 12:40:35 PM
I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon.  Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.

They're going to hold you in contempt.

#motorboatdesmoines

Hahahahaha!  Good thing it is a civil fine and not a citation...they're going to hold me in contempt of awesome.  I sent it certified mail so I can confirm that they received all 65 one dollar checks thus making my balance 0.00.  Not my finest hour, but eff those cameras and this 1984 crap.

(http://talklikeaphysicist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/verizon-check.jpg)
Rounds to zero?

If my math is correct I think it comes out to about $0.65.

I've been out of college for a while now, but wouldn't that summation make the total of the check infinity? I mean, you would be adding an infinite amount of fractions that approach zero, but they are all positive, nonzero numbers.

That summation approaches 1, which cancels with the exponential. The remaining two tenths of a cent would be rounded to zero in a transaction.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 16, 2013, 12:48:49 PM
I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon.  Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.

They're going to hold you in contempt.

#motorboatdesmoines

Hahahahaha!  Good thing it is a civil fine and not a citation...they're going to hold me in contempt of awesome.  I sent it certified mail so I can confirm that they received all 65 one dollar checks thus making my balance 0.00.  Not my finest hour, but eff those cameras and this 1984 crap.

(http://talklikeaphysicist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/verizon-check.jpg)
Rounds to zero?

If my math is correct I think it comes out to about $0.65.

I've been out of college for a while now, but wouldn't that summation make the total of the check infinity? I mean, you would be adding an infinite amount of fractions that approach zero, but they are all positive, nonzero numbers.

That summation approaches 1, which cancels with the exponential. The remaining two tenths of a cent would be rounded to zero in a transaction.

Oh, that's right. Thanks, 8mp. I'm getting rusty.
Title: Shame Yourself
Post by: XocolateThundarr on April 16, 2013, 12:52:18 PM
Nerds
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on April 16, 2013, 01:11:05 PM
.002 + (-1) + 0.999 repeating... yeah

Title: Shame Yourself
Post by: felix rex on April 16, 2013, 01:43:21 PM
Quote from: way too many people on this board
I believed the Afghan wedding bomb hoax after the Boston Marathon
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on April 16, 2013, 01:45:18 PM
Quote from: way too many people on this board
I believed the Afghan wedding bomb hoax after the Boston Marathon
It was a hoax? Are you shaming yourself, or are you in the wrong thread?
Title: Shame Yourself
Post by: felix rex on April 16, 2013, 01:48:00 PM
Maybe my last post didn't go thought right via phone.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on April 16, 2013, 01:54:20 PM
Maybe my last post didn't go thought right via phone.
No I think it did. I just read the other threads you posted this info in. However, this if not the "shame your friends" thread.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on April 16, 2013, 01:56:05 PM
FR really going hard after this hoax thing.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: felix rex on April 16, 2013, 02:04:44 PM
Well, it needed to be said. We (as an editorial goEMAW collective) are better than this.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 16, 2013, 02:16:34 PM
I'm just glad I didn't fall for the hoax. It feels good.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on April 16, 2013, 02:17:04 PM
I'm ashamed I don't even now what the eff the hoax is/was.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on April 16, 2013, 02:22:48 PM
Grumblings that half of the posts in this thread are hoaxes.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: jtksu on April 16, 2013, 03:04:31 PM
I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon.  Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.

65 bucks seems pretty cheap for running a red light.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: slobber on April 16, 2013, 03:06:08 PM
I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon.  Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.

65 bucks seems pretty cheap for running a red light.
Iowa/
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: jtksu on April 16, 2013, 07:33:35 PM
I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon.  Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.

65 bucks seems pretty cheap for running a red light.
Iowa/

Its like a buck seventy five in Wichita.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: paulnyakatura on April 16, 2013, 08:49:33 PM
Resin hits. Past, future, and present.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on April 16, 2013, 08:59:34 PM
Resin hits. Past, future, and present.

(http://cf.chucklesnetwork.agj.co/items/1/2/7/7/0/7/nooo-wont-let-you.jpg)
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: paulnyakatura on April 16, 2013, 09:01:14 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Tobias on April 16, 2013, 09:02:40 PM
I paid my civil fine for running a read light with 65 one dollar checks to the City of Des Moines sent via certified mail yesterday afternoon.  Today my wrist hurts from the writing of these 65 one dollar checks.

65 bucks seems pretty cheap for running a red light.
Iowa/

Its like a buck seventy five in Wichita.

assumed they'd share the same fee structure?  :confused:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on April 17, 2013, 01:28:42 AM
Yesterday at work I realized my jeans had worn a hole in the crotch. Today I wore a different pair and realized that pair had also worn a hole in the crotch.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Institutional Control on April 17, 2013, 07:20:57 AM
You should stop grabbing your crotch so much.

(http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/images/Robinson_crotch_grab.jpg)
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on April 17, 2013, 08:01:31 AM
Speaking of wearing jeans to work...I'm not supposed to but I do anyway.  The other day this little Chinese lady in finance was all "hey, why are you wearing jeans today?" and I was all "I just do what I want."  But I'm really to ashamed to admit the real reason.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: slobber on April 17, 2013, 08:18:05 AM
Speaking of wearing jeans to work...I'm not supposed to but I do anyway.  The other day this little Chinese lady in finance was all "hey, why are you wearing jeans today?" and I was all "I just do what I want."  But I'm really to ashamed to admit the real reason.
You should also point out that you are racist. I mean, what does adding "little Chinese" bring to the story- save from the fact that I read her quote in my dry cleaner's voice?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on April 17, 2013, 08:21:51 AM
Speaking of wearing jeans to work...I'm not supposed to but I do anyway.  The other day this little Chinese lady in finance was all "hey, why are you wearing jeans today?" and I was all "I just do what I want."  But I'm really to ashamed to admit the real reason.
You should also point out that you are racist. I mean, what does adding "little Chinese" bring to the story- save from the fact that I read her quote in my dry cleaner's voice?

That's how you were supposed to read the voice.  She has a very thick accent. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rams on April 17, 2013, 08:29:44 AM
Yesterday at work I realized my jeans had worn a hole in the crotch. Today I wore a different pair and realized that pair had also worn a hole in the crotch.
if you were wearing original levi's 501's you'd never have to worry about a hole in your crotch.  also you would look fantastic.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 17, 2013, 09:50:35 AM
Speaking of wearing jeans to work...I'm not supposed to but I do anyway.  The other day this little Chinese lady in finance was all "hey, why are you wearing jeans today?" and I was all "I just do what I want."  But I'm really to ashamed to admit the real reason.

What is the real reason?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on April 17, 2013, 09:53:08 AM
Between new job and finishing up MBA I think I've gained a few pounds and I don't want to buy new pants.  Will be done in 2 weeks so will hit the gym BTTW.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on April 17, 2013, 10:13:18 AM
Yesterday at work I realized my jeans had worn a hole in the crotch. Today I wore a different pair and realized that pair had also worn a hole in the crotch.
if you were wearing original levi's 501's you'd never have to worry about a hole in your crotch.  also you would look fantastic.

One pair was actually Levi's 513's. I tried on some 501's. Straight legs are too baggy.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Willesgirl on April 17, 2013, 10:45:37 AM
Yesterday at work I realized my jeans had worn a hole in the crotch. Today I wore a different pair and realized that pair had also worn a hole in the crotch.
if you were wearing original levi's 501's you'd never have to worry about a hole in your crotch.  also you would look fantastic.

One pair was actually Levi's 513's. I tried on some 501's. Straight legs are too baggy.

Just how tight are your jeans? You should let your boys breath sometimes (assuming you want kids someday and don't like ball chafing.)
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on April 17, 2013, 10:48:48 AM
I ended up getting these:

http://us.levi.com/product/index.jsp?productId=4101270&&cp=3146842.3146854.3691990&fbn=4101270|null|null

also eff off
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: felix rex on April 17, 2013, 10:51:23 AM
Yesterday at work I realized my jeans had worn a hole in the crotch. Today I wore a different pair and realized that pair had also worn a hole in the crotch.
if you were wearing original levi's 501's you'd never have to worry about a hole in your crotch.  also you would look fantastic.

One pair was actually Levi's 513's. I tried on some 501's. Straight legs are too baggy.

Just how tight are your jeans? You should let your boys breath sometimes (assuming you want kids someday and don't like ball chafing.)

 :lol:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on April 17, 2013, 10:53:51 AM
I have thunder thighs and can't wear anything but loose fit jeans or my crotch will rip after 2 weeks.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on April 17, 2013, 12:38:31 PM
Being born in 1987 has tons of perks but one of them is not this:

in middle school and high school when i was super skinny, baggy jeans and then boot-cut type jeans were popular
now in my mid-binging twenties and skinny jeans are like all you can get
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on April 17, 2013, 02:17:22 PM
I have thunder thighs and can't wear anything but loose fit jeans or my crotch will rip after 2 weeks.

I wear 560's cause tight jeans can blow me.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: GCJayhawker on April 17, 2013, 02:24:49 PM
Being born in 1987 has tons of perks but one of them is not this:

in middle school and high school when i was super skinny, baggy jeans and then boot-cut type jeans were popular
now in my mid-binging twenties and skinny jeans are like all you can get

My gf can't figure out why I hate buying new jeans.  I'm all like it's not that complicated.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bubbles4ksu on April 17, 2013, 02:36:45 PM
i ate a mcgriddle for breakfast, i had chinese for lunch, and i'm going to eat bar food while playing trivia tonight.  :barf:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on April 17, 2013, 04:48:21 PM
i ate a mcgriddle for breakfast, i had chinese for lunch, and i'm going to eat bar food while playing trivia tonight.  :barf:

I was not aware that the mcgriddle was still an option.  Thought they phased that one out.  Doesn't that have like a syrup-infused pancake bun?  Man, did somebody bring that in or you found it just laying around?  Surely you didn't seek it out. 
Title: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on April 17, 2013, 04:50:00 PM
judgement free zone bread
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: ben ji on April 17, 2013, 04:52:21 PM
Resin hits. Past, future, and present.

Great post
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on April 17, 2013, 04:53:10 PM
judgement free zone bread

Not judging.  See my Pringles post.  Just curious.  Though I did get all over somebody for not taking showers, but I've learned.  We are all free to be gross in here. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on April 17, 2013, 04:54:23 PM
The mcgriddle is alive and well in KS.  Also, the sausage and cheese mcgriddle is delicious. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on April 17, 2013, 05:00:57 PM
The mcgriddle is alive and well in KS.  Also, the sausage and cheese mcgriddle is delicious.

Fast food breakfast sandwiches are very tasty in general.  I've never had a bad one.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 17, 2013, 05:01:33 PM
The mcgriddle is alive and well in KS.  Also, the sausage and cheese mcgriddle is delicious.

Yeah, the fact that Illinois doesn't have them leads me to believe that the Obamas must somehow be involved . . .
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on April 17, 2013, 05:02:18 PM
I got a sausage biscuit with ROUND egg the other day.  I learned that on this board I think.  Anyway, thanks goEMAW.  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on April 17, 2013, 05:05:17 PM
The mcgriddle is alive and well in KS.  Also, the sausage and cheese mcgriddle is delicious.

Fast food breakfast sandwiches are very tasty in general.  I've never had a bad one.

I am actually the opposite.  The only two ff breakfast items I like are the breakfast burrito and the sausage cheese mcgriddle from McD's.  The rest is gross to me.

Maybe that explains my opinion a little?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 17, 2013, 05:07:16 PM
The mcgriddle is alive and well in KS.  Also, the sausage and cheese mcgriddle is delicious.

Fast food breakfast sandwiches are very tasty in general.  I've never had a bad one.

I am actually the opposite.  The only two ff breakfast items I like are the breakfast burrito and the sausage cheese mcgriddle from McD's.  The rest is gross to me.

Maybe that explains my opinion a little?  :dunno:

Maybe you should just start dipping their other breakfast sandwiches in maple syrup, then. It's pretty much the same thing as a McGriddle.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on April 17, 2013, 05:10:14 PM
The mcgriddle is alive and well in KS.  Also, the sausage and cheese mcgriddle is delicious.

Fast food breakfast sandwiches are very tasty in general.  I've never had a bad one.

I am actually the opposite.  The only two ff breakfast items I like are the breakfast burrito and the sausage cheese mcgriddle from McD's.  The rest is gross to me.

Maybe that explains my opinion a little?  :dunno:

Maybe you should just start dipping their other breakfast sandwiches in maple syrup, then. It's pretty much the same thing as a McGriddle.

I was just going to post that.  I think I would prefer the dip and not some weird infusion.  I think it would taste better.  Less convenient to shove down your gullet though. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on April 17, 2013, 05:11:40 PM
The mcgriddle is alive and well in KS.  Also, the sausage and cheese mcgriddle is delicious.

Fast food breakfast sandwiches are very tasty in general.  I've never had a bad one.

I am actually the opposite.  The only two ff breakfast items I like are the breakfast burrito and the sausage cheese mcgriddle from McD's.  The rest is gross to me.

Maybe that explains my opinion a little?  :dunno:

Maybe you should just start dipping their other breakfast sandwiches in maple syrup, then. It's pretty much the same thing as a McGriddle.

I was just going to post that.  I think I would prefer the dip and not some weird infusion.  I think it would taste better.  Less convenient to shove down your gullet though.

I like the pancake thingy.
Title: Shame Yourself
Post by: bubbles4ksu on April 17, 2013, 05:41:31 PM
Yeah the mcgriddle is delish and the sugar-bread is the key.

I should note that, while I feel terrible from the amount of sugar and low quality meats I've eaten today, I just benched my body weight 15 times which is a PR. Either eating unhealthy food motivated me or it powered me to new heights. Something to consider.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on April 17, 2013, 05:46:41 PM
Yeah the mcgriddle is delish and the sugar-bread is the key.

I should note that, while I feel terrible from the amount of sugar and low quality meats I've eaten today, I just benched my body weight 15 times which is a PR. Either eating unhealthy food motivated me or it powered me to new heights. Something to consider.

:frown: I haven't benched in so long I probably couldn't do my body weight even once... Sigh
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Kat Kid on April 17, 2013, 05:48:24 PM
Resin hits. Past, future, and present.

Great post
it really is.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: jtksu on April 17, 2013, 05:56:16 PM
I got a sausage biscuit with ROUND egg the other day.  I learned that on this board I think.  Anyway, thanks goEMAW.  :thumbs:

I was once told that McDs buys their eggs in log form and that's why they're all so perfectly round. However, I think that's wrong and they just used molds but I don't know.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 17, 2013, 09:36:42 PM
Lied on my online weight watchers points entry. I'm only cheating myself. I mean, what is wrong with me?  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 17, 2013, 09:37:40 PM
Lied on my online weight watchers points entry. I'm only cheating myself. I mean, what is wrong with me?  :frown:

It wasn't even just one time. I do this a lot. I'm awful.  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 17, 2013, 09:40:48 PM
Lied on my online weight watchers points entry. I'm only cheating myself. I mean, what is wrong with me?  :frown:

It wasn't even just one time. I do this a lot. I'm awful.  :frown:

I mean, I'm paying for the weightwatchers online points system. No one is forcing me to do this. And I lie about what I ate to make it fit the points? Like I'm going to get to my goal that way?  What is wrong with me? :frown:
Title: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on April 17, 2013, 09:51:55 PM
But is it working?


 Also

Does shame burn calories
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 18, 2013, 11:20:28 AM
But is it working?


 Also

Does shame burn calories

Down over 20 lbs since January 2012  :D
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on April 18, 2013, 11:22:28 AM
Nice work CF3  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on April 18, 2013, 12:28:17 PM
That's a ringing endorsement for them.  Imagine how well it would work if he did what they were telling him to do. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on April 18, 2013, 12:37:42 PM
i had what was definitely 1.5 servings of trail mix this morning as a snack, but only counted it as 1 serving on myfitnesspal.  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 18, 2013, 12:45:44 PM
That's a ringing endorsement for them.  Imagine how well it would work if he did what they were telling him to do.

Yes if I played it straight up I'd probably be down another 15 lbs or so in the past year I would imagine.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Asteriskhead on April 18, 2013, 12:47:35 PM
Yeah the mcgriddle is delish and the sugar-bread is the key.

I should note that, while I feel terrible from the amount of sugar and low quality meats I've eaten today, I just benched my body weight 15 times which is a PR. Either eating unhealthy food motivated me or it powered me to new heights. Something to consider.

"Powerlifters" love their greasy fast food. You're going to be wearing bench shirts in no time.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on April 18, 2013, 12:48:25 PM
i had what was definitely 1.5 servings of trail mix this morning as a snack, but only counted it as 1 serving on myfitnesspal.  :embarrassed:

This might have an even greater weight loss effect.  Not only do you have the primary guilt of overeating but you also have the later secondary guilt of having lied about it.  More of a future deterent maybe.  Unless you binge eat when you're sad or depressed in which case it might ultimately make things worse.  Heady stuff guys.  Please report back with any guilty sadness related fatness or conversely any reduced eating based on previous guilt over having overeaten and lied about it. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Asteriskhead on April 18, 2013, 12:48:35 PM
Resin hits. Past, future, and present.

Great post
it really is.

 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on April 18, 2013, 12:51:25 PM
Yeah the mcgriddle is delish and the sugar-bread is the key.

I should note that, while I feel terrible from the amount of sugar and low quality meats I've eaten today, I just benched my body weight 15 times which is a PR. Either eating unhealthy food motivated me or it powered me to new heights. Something to consider.

"Powerlifters" love their greasy fast food. You're going to be wearing bench shirts in no time.

One of my favorite things about powerlifters is that they risk serious injury doing it all to universally look like crap.  "Yeah, but I bench a ton when I put on all this getup. Only blown out my shoulder twice and my tricep once. And as an added benefit I look like a bloated, awkward sack of crap." :thumbs:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Asteriskhead on April 18, 2013, 12:56:17 PM
One of my favorite things about powerlifters is that they risk serious injury doing it all to universally look like crap.  "Yeah, but I bench a ton when I put on all this getup. Only blown out my shoulder twice and my tricep once. And as an added benefit I look like a bloated, awkward sack of crap." :thumbs:

That's the "Westside Barbell" mentality. Louie Simmons did a wonderful job spreading his gospel to the masses. The strength & fitness community is, for lack of a better term, funny.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: ben ji on April 18, 2013, 01:03:25 PM
I spent my first 2 years bbs'n on this board without using the "Unread" button.

I didnt know it existed until somone mentioned it in the effeciency thread.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: slobber on April 18, 2013, 02:46:52 PM
I spent my first 2 years bbs'n on this board without using the "Unread" button.

I didnt know it existed until somone mentioned it in the effeciency thread.
This!!! (but only about the first 8 months)
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on April 18, 2013, 02:50:20 PM
I never use the Unread button.

I mean I use the Unread button on each thread but not the one at the top of the page.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Stevesie60 on April 18, 2013, 04:41:58 PM
Yeah the mcgriddle is delish and the sugar-bread is the key.

I should note that, while I feel terrible from the amount of sugar and low quality meats I've eaten today, I just benched my body weight 15 times which is a PR. Either eating unhealthy food motivated me or it powered me to new heights. Something to consider.

"Powerlifters" love their greasy fast food. You're going to be wearing bench shirts in no time.

Yup. Lots of fat and protein. The diet makes the work out worth it.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on April 18, 2013, 08:34:03 PM
Had to poo as i was getting in the shower, and since my building sucks and takes forever for proper water temp after flushing, I decided to just close the lid and flush after i was out of the shower.   Came home hours later after school to a very foul smell filling the apartment.    :bang:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Stevesie60 on April 18, 2013, 11:26:09 PM
Did that once, except I came home from work later at the same time as my roommate. I was going home for the weekend and he was going to be there by himself, so he was the only one who had to suffer. It made the guilt trip so much worse.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bones129 on April 19, 2013, 12:45:26 AM
Did that once, except I came home from work later at the same time as my roommate. I was going home for the weekend and he was going to be there by himself, so he was the only one who had to suffer. It made the guilt trip so much worse.

I don't see this as a big deal. Roommates assume the risk that their roommates may leave something in the bowl, or elsewhere, for whatever reason. I had roommates for financial reasons (share the rent) and resigned myself that they might occasionally do things that really made me mad. Leaving a bit (or bits) in the toilet bowl and stenching up the place? Make the dude buy the beer and the booze for the next week. Problem solved.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on April 19, 2013, 12:48:06 AM
Did that once, except I came home from work later at the same time as my roommate. I was going home for the weekend and he was going to be there by himself, so he was the only one who had to suffer. It made the guilt trip so much worse.

I don't see this as a big deal. Roommates assume the risk that their roommates may leave something in the bowl, or elsewhere, for whatever reason. I had roommates for financial reasons (share the rent) and resigned myself that they might occasionally do things that really made me mad. Leaving a bit (or bits) in the toilet bowl and stenching up the place? Make the dude buy the beer and the booze for the next week. Problem solved.

Had a roommate that wouldn't flush #1 to "save water".  He stopped after I started flushing 4 times after I peed.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on April 19, 2013, 06:49:52 AM
Did that once, except I came home from work later at the same time as my roommate. I was going home for the weekend and he was going to be there by himself, so he was the only one who had to suffer. It made the guilt trip so much worse.

I don't see this as a big deal. Roommates assume the risk that their roommates may leave something in the bowl, or elsewhere, for whatever reason. I had roommates for financial reasons (share the rent) and resigned myself that they might occasionally do things that really made me mad. Leaving a bit (or bits) in the toilet bowl and stenching up the place? Make the dude buy the beer and the booze for the next week. Problem solved.

If I had been your roommate and accidentally done that, I would have told you to eff right off when you tried to get me to buy your booze for that.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on April 19, 2013, 07:00:03 AM
Also, I was at the Brooksider until 1:30, work will probably not be terribly productive today.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: paulnyakatura on April 19, 2013, 09:35:55 AM
this thread won't be over until bigwillie20 admits to being attracted to black girls

You should quote yourself and repost this as "One time I posted that someone should be ashamed for being attracted to human females."
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on April 19, 2013, 09:37:29 AM
this thread won't be over until bigwillie20 admits to being attracted to black girls

You should quote yourself and repost this as "One time I posted that someone should be ashamed for being attracted to human females."

he was being inside joke'y. bigwillie20 is a known racist.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on April 19, 2013, 09:43:11 AM
this thread won't be over until bigwillie20 admits to being attracted to black girls

You should quote yourself and repost this as "One time I posted that someone should be ashamed for being attracted to human females."

he was being inside joke'y. bigwillie20 is a known racist.
But I admire your dedication to reading old posts in good threads!
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: paulnyakatura on April 19, 2013, 09:50:21 AM
My bad. eff that dude then. Love this thread, thought.

In related shame yourself/racism news, I was super relieved to find out the bombing suspects were Caucasian.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on April 19, 2013, 09:51:46 AM
My bad. eff that dude then. Love this thread, thought.

In related shame yourself/racism news, I was super relieved to find out the bombing suspects were Caucasian.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on April 19, 2013, 09:52:53 AM
My bad. eff that dude then. Love this thread, thought.

In related shame yourself/racism news, I was super relieved to find out the bombing suspects were Caucasian.

 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on April 19, 2013, 09:54:17 AM
Also, I was at the Brooksider until 1:30, work will probably not be terribly productive today.

dammit man i almost went there last night
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Whale on April 19, 2013, 10:22:45 AM
I'm at level 70 on Candy Crush Saga.   :frown:
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bones129 on April 19, 2013, 05:30:11 PM
Did that once, except I came home from work later at the same time as my roommate. I was going home for the weekend and he was going to be there by himself, so he was the only one who had to suffer. It made the guilt trip so much worse.

I don't see this as a big deal. Roommates assume the risk that their roommates may leave something in the bowl, or elsewhere, for whatever reason. I had roommates for financial reasons (share the rent) and resigned myself that they might occasionally do things that really made me mad. Leaving a bit (or bits) in the toilet bowl and stenching up the place? Make the dude buy the beer and the booze for the next week. Problem solved.

If I had been your roommate and accidentally done that, I would have told you to eff right off when you tried to get me to buy your booze for that.

Didn't say it happened to me (it didn't), just saying mandating the alcohol purchase for the next week might get the miscreant roommate's attention.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 19, 2013, 05:36:14 PM
Did that once, except I came home from work later at the same time as my roommate. I was going home for the weekend and he was going to be there by himself, so he was the only one who had to suffer. It made the guilt trip so much worse.

I don't see this as a big deal. Roommates assume the risk that their roommates may leave something in the bowl, or elsewhere, for whatever reason. I had roommates for financial reasons (share the rent) and resigned myself that they might occasionally do things that really made me mad. Leaving a bit (or bits) in the toilet bowl and stenching up the place? Make the dude buy the beer and the booze for the next week. Problem solved.

If I had been your roommate and accidentally done that, I would have told you to eff right off when you tried to get me to buy your booze for that.

Didn't say it happened to me (it didn't), just saying mandating the alcohol purchase for the next week might get the miscreant roommate's attention.

Or he will beat your ass
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Kat Kid on April 19, 2013, 06:30:57 PM
Cici's pizza.

Sent from my Nexus S 4G using Tapatalk 2

Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on April 19, 2013, 06:52:27 PM
Cici's pizza.

Sent from my Nexus S 4G using Tapatalk 2

Did they have the macaroni pizza?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on April 25, 2013, 02:18:22 PM
I have literally been here on this board all day with the exception of lunch and when I took a break to go get a drink at QT.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on April 25, 2013, 02:19:30 PM
got medium drunk at lunch. meeting people later tonight to drink.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on April 25, 2013, 02:19:57 PM
Cici's gooey cinnamon pizza thing is amazing
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: asava on April 25, 2013, 02:38:46 PM
got medium drunk at lunch. meeting people later tonight to drink.

According to the Homeland Security Advisory Scale, where did you get?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on April 25, 2013, 02:40:42 PM
got medium drunk at lunch. meeting people later tonight to drink.

According to the Homeland Security Advisory Scale, where did you get?

right between guarded and elevated
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: asava on April 25, 2013, 02:43:31 PM
got medium drunk at lunch. meeting people later tonight to drink.

According to the Homeland Security Advisory Scale, where did you get?

right between guarded and elevated

nothing to be ashamed of. one of the best states of drunk a man can be.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 25, 2013, 02:50:29 PM
I hate being super PAK'd and then seeing someone you haven't seen forever. This happened at opening day. I hadn't seen the guy in 10 years and he was like "fanning, wassup, how have you been? This is my fiancée BTW, etc". And I was all like  :barf: :lick: :confused: :popcorn: :drink:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on April 25, 2013, 02:53:41 PM
I hate being blackout pakout and you see someone and its awesome and then the next day you can't freaking remember who it was you ran into
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on April 25, 2013, 04:04:10 PM
Cici's gooey cinnamon pizza thing is amazing

cicis everything is good while youre there but they have this like futuristic radar thing at the doors than as soon as you leave it scans your stomach and immediately turns everything you just ate into runny poop.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on April 25, 2013, 04:12:19 PM
Cici's gooey cinnamon pizza thing is amazing

cicis everything is good while youre there but they have this like futuristic radar thing at the doors than as soon as you leave it scans your stomach and immediately turns everything you just ate into runny poop.

What if you only eat the macaroni pie?  Like is that safe?  I feel like that's safe. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on April 25, 2013, 04:57:09 PM
I hate being super PAK'd and then seeing someone you haven't seen forever. This happened at opening day. I hadn't seen the guy in 10 years and he was like "fanning, wassup, how have you been? This is my fiancée BTW, etc". And I was all like  :barf: :lick: :confused: :popcorn: :drink:

It's worse when you're meeting someone for the first time. Met a friend's boyfriend during a katpak binge last year. "He was wondering - were you a little drunk?" :sdeek:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: EMAWmeister on April 25, 2013, 06:38:11 PM
I hate being blackout pakout and you see someone and its awesome and then the next day you can't freaking remember who it was you ran into

Seeing someone you meet sober while you both are drunk is one of the most exciting things ever. Seeing someone you met while very drunk when you both are sober is mortifying.  I ran into a dude from one of my classes at Kite's once, we had a 30 minute discussion about our class and other classes that he remembers us having together, and I said hello to him and class and he was like  :confused:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: asava on April 25, 2013, 09:09:48 PM
one time i used the tree in the courtyard of dilly deli.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on April 25, 2013, 10:17:33 PM
entire rotisserie chicken for dinner
Title: Shame Yourself
Post by: SkinnyBenny on April 25, 2013, 10:48:23 PM
Took a girl on a date to Dilly's Deli once.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: asava on April 25, 2013, 10:52:34 PM
Also used the walls at Rusty's once.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: ben ji on April 26, 2013, 11:14:57 AM
The business park where my office is has a bunch of ponds on it and sometimes(Or maybe like once a week during the summer) I go fishing on my lunch break or right after work.

I go to ponds on the other side of the business park because I dont want co-workers to see me and be known as that weird guy who goes fishing on his lunch break.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SabiNation on April 26, 2013, 02:18:43 PM
entire rotisserie chicken for dinner

Those are the best.  And reasonably priced too!   :D
Title: Shame Yourself
Post by: Tobias on April 26, 2013, 05:22:57 PM
sweet jesus ben ji is adorable
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 26, 2013, 05:32:58 PM
sweet jesus ben ji is adorable
He really is and lady is the cherry on top.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: kim carnes on April 28, 2013, 06:25:40 PM
i just ate a pound of freshly made guacamole
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: OlatheWildcat on April 28, 2013, 06:48:33 PM
Took a girl on a date to Dilly's Deli once.

I took a girl on a date to Valentinos. Somehow, i got a second date.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: j-dub on April 28, 2013, 06:52:54 PM
Took a girl on a date to Dilly's Deli once.

I took a girl on a date to Valentinos. Somehow, i got a second date.

i took a girl to dinner and used a groupon.

a week later, same girl, did it again  :lol:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Willesgirl on April 28, 2013, 08:16:02 PM
Took a girl on a date to Dilly's Deli once.

I took a girl on a date to Valentinos. Somehow, i got a second date.

i took a girl to dinner and used a groupon.

a week later, same girl, did it again  :lol:

J-Dub,
No shame in that. NO SHAME.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Fldermaus on April 28, 2013, 08:20:41 PM
I said the phrase "...like I said..." about 6 times today.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: kitten_mittons on April 28, 2013, 08:24:10 PM
I said the phrase "...like I said..." about 6 times today.
I say that a lot on the phone at work. It's pretty condescending, and I do sometimes feel bad.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bones129 on April 28, 2013, 10:14:59 PM
Also used the walls at Rusty's once.

No shame there. Many used those walls before you, and many will after you.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: j-dub on April 29, 2013, 03:31:58 PM
Took a girl on a date to Dilly's Deli once.

I took a girl on a date to Valentinos. Somehow, i got a second date.

i took a girl to dinner and used a groupon.

a week later, same girl, did it again  :lol:

J-Dub,
No shame in that. NO SHAME.

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 29, 2013, 03:34:37 PM
I hooked up with that girl last night and this morning and I didn't have time to take a shower before work.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on April 29, 2013, 03:40:49 PM
I hooked up with that girl last night and this morning and I didn't have time to take a shower before work.  :popcorn:
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with rough ridin' a bunch of strangers when you're in college. There's no reason to advertise it is all.

But it's ok for you Wackycat because this is an anonymous blog so no one knows who you are.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on April 29, 2013, 03:41:30 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 29, 2013, 03:48:28 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 29, 2013, 04:33:35 PM
Took a girl on a date to Dilly's Deli once.

Dilly's Deli was my go-to break up joint.  cheap, public and easily left in a hurry.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: scottwildcat on April 29, 2013, 06:06:26 PM
I hooked up with that girl last night and this morning and I didn't have time to take a shower before work.  :popcorn:
This is why we burn the couches you sleep on
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 29, 2013, 06:10:02 PM
I hooked up with that girl last night and this morning and I didn't have time to take a shower before work.  :popcorn:
This is why we burn the couches you sleep on
:D
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Tobias on April 29, 2013, 07:33:18 PM
I hooked up with that girl last night and this morning and I didn't have time to take a shower before work.  :popcorn:
This is why we burn the couches you sleep on

 :eek:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: j-dub on April 29, 2013, 07:42:57 PM
he's an effing machine
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 29, 2013, 09:36:01 PM
Some bird built a bird's nest on my gutter. I felt like I had to knock it down and toss it away because it was kind of intrusive. I thought I might feel bad when I knocked it over, but I didn't.

I didn't feel bad for destroying a bird nest.

 :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SkinnyBenny on April 29, 2013, 10:44:02 PM
Took a girl on a date to Dilly's Deli once.

Dilly's Deli was my go-to break up joint.  cheap, public and easily left in a hurry.

What if we were eating there at the same time?  :horrorsurprise:  I actually think I remember you telling me the Dilly's Deli thing on this blog once before. So did you order a whole meal and do it after you had both finished? And why are you taking girls out to eat if you're just going to dump them? Having troubs wrapping my brain around this one.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KST8FAN on April 29, 2013, 11:49:16 PM
Three pieces of chicken from the deli and a Coke Zero at the local grocery deli is my typical lunch fare.  Usually runs rite at $5 and change.  They must have messed up the bar code cause my total yesterday was $1.73 which I quietly paid.

Tom
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on April 30, 2013, 09:09:08 AM
I hooked up with that girl last night and this morning and I didn't have time to take a shower before work.  :popcorn:

 :surprised:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 30, 2013, 09:13:04 AM
Three pieces of chicken from the deli and a Coke Zero at the local grocery deli is my typical lunch fare.  Usually runs rite at $5 and change.  They must have messed up the bar code cause my total yesterday was $1.73 which I quietly paid.

Tom

Tom,
just coke and chicken? no sides?

Kono
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: XocolateThundarr on April 30, 2013, 11:02:31 AM
Yeah the mcgriddle is delish and the sugar-bread is the key.

I should note that, while I feel terrible from the amount of sugar and low quality meats I've eaten today, I just benched my body weight 15 times which is a PR. Either eating unhealthy food motivated me or it powered me to new heights. Something to consider.

:frown: I haven't benched in so long I probably couldn't do my body weight even once... Sigh

My shoulders are not fans of the bench press.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KST8FAN on April 30, 2013, 12:29:16 PM
Three pieces of chicken from the deli and a Coke Zero at the local grocery deli is my typical lunch fare.  Usually runs rite at $5 and change.  They must have messed up the bar code cause my total yesterday was $1.73 which I quietly paid.

Tom

Tom,
just coke and chicken? no sides?

Kono
my version of the low carb diet.  protein and aspartame helped me lose 30 lbs.

Tom
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on April 30, 2013, 12:52:57 PM
What kind of chicken?  Rotisserie I bet.  Skin off?  Skin is low carb I think. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 30, 2013, 02:40:27 PM
then the bartender said "i don't know beaver. all she said was how badly she desperately wanted to do some coke and double down on some chicken bones. then she got up and left with luke axtell and the guy living over at daris' place for the summer. you'll have to ask porcupine if you want to know more than that. i was in the back refilling ice bin for most of it."
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: FP TC etc. on April 30, 2013, 04:57:43 PM
I've been drinking gin and tonics since 3 and still doing work because I'm working from home today.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SkinnyBenny on April 30, 2013, 10:06:19 PM
I basically have nothing to post in the vegetable lovers thread. :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KST8FAN on April 30, 2013, 10:11:45 PM
What kind of chicken?  Rotisserie I bet.  Skin off?  Skin is low carb I think.

Bread nails it.

Tom
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on May 01, 2013, 01:09:54 PM
Wednesday: bottle of wine binge
Thursday: brooksider binge
Friday: back to mhk binge
Saturday: still in mhk binge
Sunday: black keys binge
Monday: royals binge
Tuesday: gov't mule binge

Today: who knows?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 01, 2013, 01:11:06 PM
I basically have nothing to post in the vegetable lovers thread. :frown:

You should give that thread a read. You might just find that you do after all.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on May 01, 2013, 01:12:23 PM
Yeah, binging......

Have gotten slightly tipsy or worse every night since last Thursday.  Even when in college, I hardly ever did a 6 day string.

Not going to drink tonight.  Just to see if it hurts or something. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 01, 2013, 01:22:28 PM
Yeah, binging......

Have gotten slightly tipsy or worse every night since last Thursday.  Even when in college, I hardly ever did a 6 week string.

Not going to drink tonight.  Just to see if it hurts or something.
If it hurts, that's not alcoholism, those are feelings, ignore them. :eye:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: ben ji on May 06, 2013, 09:27:40 AM
Was pak'n with the GF and some of her work friends late friday night at quintens(Waldo not Lawrence).

A new co-worker joins the group and my GF mentioned he was gay and then went to introduce me. This is how it went down

GF- "Hey, I want you to meet my bf ben ji, this is Kunt"
Me- "Nice to meet you, you said your name is Kunt? Like with a K or a C?"
Kunt- "With a K, its not my real name but thats what I go by"
Me- "Seriously?"
Kunt- "Yeah(giggles between him and the girls)"
Me- "You guys are messing with me, a gay guy named kunt, good one"


Nope, that was actually his name. Spent the next 5 mintues in awkward conversation about how Kunt was and acronym but he wont tell anyone what the letters stand for.

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on May 06, 2013, 09:37:58 AM
your reaction was totally normal except that you added the word "gay"
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on May 06, 2013, 09:46:35 AM
ben ji, the gay thing aside, you should remember that he is the one that goes by Kunt.  I mean, don't borrow shame.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The1BigWillie on May 06, 2013, 09:48:04 AM
Was pak'n with the GF and some of her work friends late friday night at quintens(Waldo not Lawrence).

A new co-worker joins the group and my GF mentioned he was gay and then went to introduce me. This is how it went down

GF- "Hey, I want you to meet my bf ben ji, this is Kunt"
Me- "Nice to meet you, you said your name is Kunt? Like with a K or a C?"
Kunt- "With a K, its not my real name but thats what I go by"
Me- "Seriously?"
Kunt- "Yeah(giggles between him and the girls)"
Me- "You guys are messing with me, a gay guy named kunt, good one"


Nope, that was actually his name. Spent the next 5 mintues in awkward conversation about how Kunt was and acronym but he wont tell anyone what the letters stand for.

 :facepalm:

You should be ashamed of feeling ashamed.  The guy sounds like a f*cking dipshit.   

Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: slobber on May 06, 2013, 09:59:11 AM
Was pak'n with the GF and some of her work friends late friday night at quintens(Waldo not Lawrence).

A new co-worker joins the group and my GF mentioned he was gay and then went to introduce me. This is how it went down

GF- "Hey, I want you to meet my bf ben ji, this is Kunt"
Me- "Nice to meet you, you said your name is Kunt? Like with a K or a C?"
Kunt- "With a K, its not my real name but thats what I go by"
Me- "Seriously?"
Kunt- "Yeah(giggles between him and the girls)"
Me- "You guys are messing with me, a gay guy named kunt, good one"


Nope, that was actually his name. Spent the next 5 mintues in awkward conversation about how Kunt was and acronym but he wont tell anyone what the letters stand for.

 :facepalm:

You should be ashamed of feeling ashamed.  The guy sounds like a f*cking dipshit.   
I agree. I have noticed that people sometimes are ashamed of pointing out that someone is a dipshit just because they are gay or something. If someone is a dipshit, they are dipshit, regardless of sex, creed, color, religion, or sexuality.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: ben ji on May 06, 2013, 10:06:45 AM
Also his last name was Clemmer. Kunt. Clemmer.

I was convinced they were playing a joke on me and I kept saying "But seriously, whats your real name".

That is the main reason I am ashamed.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Institutional Control on May 06, 2013, 10:13:07 AM
Also his last name was Clemmer. Kunt. Clemmer.

I was convinced they were playing a joke on me and I kept saying "But seriously, whats your real name".

That is the main reason I am ashamed.

You should be ashamed that you have a girlfriend that has such a douchey friend.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on May 06, 2013, 10:17:45 AM
Why would someone refuse to tell you their real name?

Seems like a super weird situation.  One that an attention whore would seek out by calling himself a shocking name, letting ppl know that isn't his real name, then refusing to tell ppl his real name.

You're in the clear ben ji.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: ben ji on May 06, 2013, 10:18:50 AM
Why would someone refuse to tell you their real name?

Seems like a super weird situation.  One that an attention whore would seek out by calling himself a shocking name, letting ppl know that isn't his real name, then refusing to tell ppl his real name.

You're in the clear ben ji.

Dunno, my gf and his co-workers call him kunt too. So weird.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The1BigWillie on May 06, 2013, 12:47:24 PM
Why would someone refuse to tell you their real name?

Seems like a super weird situation.  One that an attention whore would seek out by calling himself a shocking name, letting ppl know that isn't his real name, then refusing to tell ppl his real name.

You're in the clear ben ji.

Dunno, my gf and his co-workers call him kunt too. So weird.

I would have just acted like he didn't exist the rest of the evening and gone about enjoying myself until it was time to go home. I am too elite to spend any amount of time with someone like that.  I would also not spend any time worrying about what anyone thought of you.  He wants people to call him $!#*. So be it.  Why do you give a eff what anyone in that group thinks about your reaction?

Don't hang out with these people again.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: ben ji on May 06, 2013, 12:52:46 PM
Why would someone refuse to tell you their real name?

Seems like a super weird situation.  One that an attention whore would seek out by calling himself a shocking name, letting ppl know that isn't his real name, then refusing to tell ppl his real name.

You're in the clear ben ji.

Dunno, my gf and his co-workers call him kunt too. So weird.

I would have just acted like he didn't exist the rest of the evening and gone about enjoying myself until it was time to go home. I am too elite to spend any amount of time with someone like that.  I would also not spend any time worrying about what anyone thought of you.  He wants people to call him $!#*. So be it.  Why do you give a eff what anyone in that group thinks about your reaction?

Don't hang out with these people again.

Had a great time hanging out with these people, and will probably do it again since they are my gf's friends and co-workers.

Still feel shameful though.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 06, 2013, 12:53:38 PM
ben ji's gf reads the board!  :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The1BigWillie on May 06, 2013, 01:15:04 PM
ben ji's gf reads the board!  :horrorsurprise:

 :horrorsurprise:     :flush:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 06, 2013, 01:41:49 PM
Why would someone refuse to tell you their real name?

Seems like a super weird situation.  One that an attention whore would seek out by calling himself a shocking name, letting ppl know that isn't his real name, then refusing to tell ppl his real name.

You're in the clear ben ji.

Dunno, my gf and his co-workers call him kunt too. So weird.

I would have just acted like he didn't exist the rest of the evening and gone about enjoying myself until it was time to go home. I am too elite to spend any amount of time with someone like that.  I would also not spend any time worrying about what anyone thought of you.  He wants people to call him $!#*. So be it.  Why do you give a eff what anyone in that group thinks about your reaction?

Don't hang out with these people again.

Had a great time hanging out with these people, and will probably do it again since they are my gf's friends and co-workers.

Still feel shameful though.

Here's a little one-liner to just keep in the bank until the appropriate time.

"You're getting sloppy, Kunt."
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 06, 2013, 08:17:01 PM
Ben ji you sounded pretty wasted. Grats, man.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: EMAWmeister on May 07, 2013, 01:11:37 AM
My bad habits during test weeks probably take 4-6 days off of my life each time.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on May 07, 2013, 01:13:53 AM
My bad habits during test weeks probably take 4-6 days off of my life each time.

you only lose the days when you're old and don't want to live anymore anyway.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: ben ji on May 09, 2013, 10:48:54 AM
Was pak'n with the GF and some of her work friends late friday night at quintens(Waldo not Lawrence).

A new co-worker joins the group and my GF mentioned he was gay and then went to introduce me. This is how it went down

GF- "Hey, I want you to meet my bf ben ji, this is Kunt"
Me- "Nice to meet you, you said your name is Kunt? Like with a K or a C?"
Kunt- "With a K, its not my real name but thats what I go by"
Me- "Seriously?"
Kunt- "Yeah(giggles between him and the girls)"
Me- "You guys are messing with me, a gay guy named kunt, good one"


Nope, that was actually his name. Spent the next 5 mintues in awkward conversation about how Kunt was and acronym but he wont tell anyone what the letters stand for.

 :facepalm:

Update-

Guys name is actually Linus, he thought I was a random creeper hitting on his friends and decided to run some interference. GF just played along because she thought he knew i was her bf.

Feeling a different type of shame now.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 09, 2013, 10:50:10 AM
Just keep calling him Kunt, ben ji.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: ben ji on May 09, 2013, 10:50:39 AM
If I ever see him again I will definitely call him kunt
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 09, 2013, 11:00:16 AM
Was watching a movie with dad last night and I stole some of his vodka. Like I acted like I was just drinking water. Today is his birthday and I haven't got him anything yet, either.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on May 09, 2013, 11:01:18 AM
Was watching a movie with dad last night and I stole some of his vodka. Like I acted like I was just drinking water. Today is his birthday and I haven't got him anything yet, either.

Bottle of nice vodka for bday  :dunno:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 09, 2013, 11:02:15 AM
Was watching a movie with dad last night and I stole some of his vodka. Like I acted like I was just drinking water. Today is his birthday and I haven't got him anything yet, either.

i think ill let ok cat take this one...
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 09, 2013, 11:03:55 AM
Was watching a movie with dad last night and I stole some of his vodka. Like I acted like I was just drinking water. Today is his birthday and I haven't got him anything yet, either.

You should probably stop stealing things and maybe lay off the booze just a little. You don't want to keep regressing to the point where you start stealing things from your gma's farm.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on May 09, 2013, 11:06:47 AM
Pretty sure stealing to get your high is on the Do I Have A Problem list.

Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 09, 2013, 11:09:11 AM
Pretty sure stealing to get your high is on the Do I Have A Problem list.
:sdeek: Also, I'm going to get him some good gin.  :D
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: OK_Cat on May 09, 2013, 11:19:42 AM
last night, while standing in line at a grocery store, the kid in front of me was being a total douchebag.  he was probably 4 or 5 years old.  he was grabbing stuff from the candy shelf and throwing it, etc.  the mom was too busy talking on her phone while paying that she didn't care. 

he tried pulling an item from my cart, and i said "don't touch my stuff, you little rough rider"

i meant to say "don't touch my stuff, little man" but my anger got the best of me.

i called a 4 year old a rough rider.   :cry:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: asava on May 09, 2013, 11:36:31 AM
last night, while standing in line at a grocery store, the kid in front of me was being a total douchebag.  he was probably 4 or 5 years old.  he was grabbing stuff from the candy shelf and throwing it, etc.  the mom was too busy talking on her phone while paying that she didn't care. 

he tried pulling an item from my cart, and i said "don't touch my stuff, you little rough rider"

i meant to say "don't touch my stuff, little man" but my anger got the best of me.

i called a 4 year old a rough rider.   :cry:

no. this was appropriate.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on May 09, 2013, 11:40:49 AM
Was watching a movie with dad last night and I stole some of his vodka. Like I acted like I was just drinking water. Today is his birthday and I haven't got him anything yet, either.

I assume you are 16 years old?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SkinnyBenny on May 09, 2013, 11:42:50 AM
One time in the Baton Rouge public library there was this shithead 7th grade kid on a computer next to me. He was playing some first-person shooter game on the internet against someone else across the country. He turned the volume up all loud and was, like, yelling and cursing at his internet foe (who obviously couldn't hear him) and was generally just being a complete piece of crap in a place where it's supposed to be quiet. I asked him nicely to shut up and he basically snickered and told me no way. I reached over to his CPU and held down the power key until his entire computer shut off.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on May 09, 2013, 11:43:33 AM
Was watching a movie with dad last night and I stole some of his vodka. Like I acted like I was just drinking water. Today is his birthday and I haven't got him anything yet, either.

He knew what you were doing.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 09, 2013, 11:46:26 AM
Was watching a movie with dad last night and I stole some of his vodka. Like I acted like I was just drinking water. Today is his birthday and I haven't got him anything yet, either.

I assume you are 16 years old?
Hey man. It was late. I didn't think I was going to drink last night, but Tom Cruise got me excited in Jack Reacher and I bought the movie. I'm super bored during "my two weeks" period and I thought "why not?" I know, I'm a monster!
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 09, 2013, 11:50:56 AM
 :lol: BTW, I love where we draw the line here at gE. Ok cat is calling kids mother fuckers and I'm chastised for stealing a little vodka from my pops.  :lol:
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on May 09, 2013, 11:58:14 AM
:lol: BTW, I love where we draw the line here at gE. Ok cat is calling kids mother fuckers and I'm chastised for stealing a little vodka from my pops.  :lol:

it's because you stole it. If it was me, I'd be like, "hey Pops, mind if I drink some of your vodka?" And he would say "make sure you pour me a glass, and we'll drink it together like adults. Glad you aren't trying to sneak it from me like when you were back in high school."
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 09, 2013, 12:01:54 PM
:lol: BTW, I love where we draw the line here at gE. Ok cat is calling kids mother fuckers and I'm chastised for stealing a little vodka from my pops.  :lol:

it's because you stole it. If it was me, I'd be like, "hey Pops, mind if I drink some of your vodka?" And he would say "make sure you pour me a glass, and we'll drink it together like adults. Glad you aren't trying to sneak it from me like when you were back in high school."
Fair point. We usually share, but I guess I assumed last night. I'll do better, guys!
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: asava on May 09, 2013, 12:05:17 PM
Was watching a movie with dad last night and I stole some of his vodka. Like I acted like I was just drinking water. Today is his birthday and I haven't got him anything yet, either.

I assume you are 16 years old?
Hey man. It was late. I didn't think I was going to drink last night, but Tom Cruise got me excited in Jack Reacher and I bought the movie. I'm super bored during "my two weeks" period and I thought "why not?" I know, I'm a monster!

You should really just be ashamed that you bought Jack Reacher.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Institutional Control on May 09, 2013, 12:28:42 PM
I haven't been to MHK in 20 years.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: kitten_mittons on May 09, 2013, 12:29:47 PM
One time in the Baton Rouge public library there was this shithead 7th grade kid on a computer next to me. He was playing some first-person shooter game on the internet against someone else across the country. He turned the volume up all loud and was, like, yelling and cursing at his internet foe (who obviously couldn't hear him) and was generally just being a complete piece of crap in a place where it's supposed to be quiet. I asked him nicely to shut up and he basically snickered and told me no way. I reached over to his CPU and held down the power key until his entire computer shut off.
Wrong thread. Should go in stud moves thread.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: wetwillie on May 09, 2013, 12:47:14 PM
I haven't been to MHK in 20 years.

Twice daily flights out of your back yard, I don't even.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 09, 2013, 12:48:49 PM
I haven't been to MHK in 20 years.

Twice daily flights out of your back yard, I don't even.
HE'S THE WORST!
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on May 09, 2013, 12:57:01 PM
I haven't been to MHK in 20 years.

Twice daily flights out of your back yard, I don't even.
HE'S THE WORST!

Whoa, calm down, Playboy.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on May 09, 2013, 01:13:53 PM
One time in the Baton Rouge public library there was this shithead 7th grade kid on a computer next to me. He was playing some first-person shooter game on the internet against someone else across the country. He turned the volume up all loud and was, like, yelling and cursing at his internet foe (who obviously couldn't hear him) and was generally just being a complete piece of crap in a place where it's supposed to be quiet. I asked him nicely to shut up and he basically snickered and told me no way. I reached over to his CPU and held down the power key until his entire computer shut off.
Wrong thread. Should go in stud moves thread.

yeah that's super bossly
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on May 09, 2013, 01:16:46 PM
Once I move away, I'll probably never come back to mhk, unless something weird happens, like my kids go to emaw u or something.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on May 09, 2013, 01:18:27 PM
I think it's been about four years for me.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: HerrSonntag on May 09, 2013, 02:41:47 PM
One time in the Baton Rouge public library there was this shithead 7th grade kid on a computer next to me. He was playing some first-person shooter game on the internet against someone else across the country. He turned the volume up all loud and was, like, yelling and cursing at his internet foe (who obviously couldn't hear him) and was generally just being a complete piece of crap in a place where it's supposed to be quiet. I asked him nicely to shut up and he basically snickered and told me no way. I reached over to his CPU and held down the power key until his entire computer shut off.
Wrong thread. Should go in stud moves thread.

yeah that's super bossly

Maybe he the point of the story was that he was ashamed to have refered to the non-monitor portion of a computer as a CPU.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on May 09, 2013, 02:45:16 PM
One time in the Baton Rouge public library there was this shithead 7th grade kid on a computer next to me. He was playing some first-person shooter game on the internet against someone else across the country. He turned the volume up all loud and was, like, yelling and cursing at his internet foe (who obviously couldn't hear him) and was generally just being a complete piece of crap in a place where it's supposed to be quiet. I asked him nicely to shut up and he basically snickered and told me no way. I reached over to his CPU and held down the power key until his entire computer shut off.
Wrong thread. Should go in stud moves thread.

yeah that's super bossly

Maybe he the point of the story was that he was ashamed to have refered to the non-monitor portion of a computer as a CPU.

also shame yourself because the monitor is also not a cpu
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: HerrSonntag on May 09, 2013, 02:52:41 PM
One time in the Baton Rouge public library there was this shithead 7th grade kid on a computer next to me. He was playing some first-person shooter game on the internet against someone else across the country. He turned the volume up all loud and was, like, yelling and cursing at his internet foe (who obviously couldn't hear him) and was generally just being a complete piece of crap in a place where it's supposed to be quiet. I asked him nicely to shut up and he basically snickered and told me no way. I reached over to his CPU and held down the power key until his entire computer shut off.
Wrong thread. Should go in stud moves thread.

yeah that's super bossly

Maybe he the point of the story was that he was ashamed to have refered to the non-monitor portion of a computer as a CPU.

also shame yourself because the monitor is also not a cpu

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SkinnyBenny on May 09, 2013, 04:09:15 PM
Sorry, meant to say CPU Unit.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: yoga-like_abana on May 09, 2013, 04:44:20 PM
I bought a groupon for a restaurant in London.... Feel a little weird about that
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Institutional Control on May 14, 2013, 05:48:05 PM
I have taken a vacation in Oklahoma.  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: felix rex on May 15, 2013, 06:30:18 AM
I think it's been about four years for me.

2008 Nebraska game
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: OK_Cat on May 15, 2013, 12:48:18 PM
I have taken a vacation in Oklahoma.  :embarrassed:

where?  this will determine shame level.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on May 15, 2013, 12:58:33 PM
I have taken a vacation in Oklahoma.  :embarrassed:

where?  this will determine shame level.

it really doesn't matter, and you know that.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Institutional Control on May 15, 2013, 01:08:18 PM
I have taken a vacation in Oklahoma.  :embarrassed:

where?  this will determine shame level.

Broken Bow Lake.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: OK_Cat on May 15, 2013, 01:28:38 PM
I have taken a vacation in Oklahoma.  :embarrassed:

where?  this will determine shame level.

it really doesn't matter, and you know that.

you're right, i just wanted to know where someone would actually find it worthy to vacation to in this awful state.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: hemmy on May 15, 2013, 01:59:18 PM
I think it's been about four years for me.

2008 Nebraska game

purple pants game?
Title: Shame Yourself
Post by: felix rex on May 16, 2013, 12:41:23 AM
Well, Louisville was the first purple pants game. I think this was all purples.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Testy Westy on May 16, 2013, 10:34:24 AM
I signed up for a pie eating contest so I could have a legit excuse to eat an entire chocolate pie in < five minutes.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on May 16, 2013, 10:38:22 AM
Saw SD's fast food thread and had like a million food items come to mind.  :frown:
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: raquetcat on May 16, 2013, 10:38:31 AM
I signed up for a pie eating contest so I could have a legit excuse to eat an entire chocolate pie in < five minutes.

Stud move
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: j-dub on May 16, 2013, 11:20:22 AM
i've gotten a large vanilla cone like eight times the past couple weeks  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on May 16, 2013, 12:56:44 PM
i've gotten a large vanilla cone like eight times the past couple weeks  :frown:

From where?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: j-dub on May 16, 2013, 02:29:03 PM
i've gotten a large vanilla cone like eight times the past couple weeks  :frown:

From where?

chick fil a  :lick:

tastes like old-time homemade ice cream  :excited: for only 1.82 (tax included)  :driving:

i'm gonna get real fat  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 16, 2013, 02:30:17 PM
i've gotten a large vanilla cone like eight times the past couple weeks  :frown:

From where?

chick fil a  :lick:

tastes like old-time homemade ice cream  :excited: for only 1.82 (tax included)  :driving:

i'm gonna get real fat  :frown:

First step of a long-term relationship is to gain 10 pounds, IMO.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: j-dub on May 16, 2013, 02:35:44 PM
i've gotten a large vanilla cone like eight times the past couple weeks  :frown:

From where?

chick fil a  :lick:

tastes like old-time homemade ice cream  :excited: for only 1.82 (tax included)  :driving:

i'm gonna get real fat  :frown:

First step of a long-term relationship is to gain 10 pounds, IMO.

j-dub is in troubs. j-dub's gf is a ridiculously healthy eater and very active. i lose 3 pounds every weekend trip out there.

but i haven't seen her in a month. and i've gained six pounds  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: kso_FAN on May 17, 2013, 07:27:07 AM
i've gotten a large vanilla cone like eight times the past couple weeks  :frown:

From where?

chick fil a  :lick:

tastes like old-time homemade ice cream  :excited: for only 1.82 (tax included)  :driving:

i'm gonna get real fat  :frown:

First step of a long-term relationship is to gain 10 pounds, IMO.

j-dub is in troubs. j-dub's gf is a ridiculously healthy eater and very active. i lose 3 pounds every weekend trip out there.

but i haven't seen her in a month. and i've gained six pounds  :embarrassed:

A flow of ice cream and letting yourself go. Sounds like j-dub is turning into oscar Weber.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on May 17, 2013, 07:51:53 AM
uff da
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: j-dub on May 17, 2013, 08:16:41 AM
i've gotten a large vanilla cone like eight times the past couple weeks  :frown:

From where?

chick fil a  :lick:

tastes like old-time homemade ice cream  :excited: for only 1.82 (tax included)  :driving:

i'm gonna get real fat  :frown:

First step of a long-term relationship is to gain 10 pounds, IMO.

j-dub is in troubs. j-dub's gf is a ridiculously healthy eater and very active. i lose 3 pounds every weekend trip out there.

but i haven't seen her in a month. and i've gained six pounds  :embarrassed:

A flow of ice cream and letting yourself go. Sounds like j-dub is turning into oscar Weber.

why i oughtta.. :shakesfist:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on May 23, 2013, 06:31:38 PM
Just went to the grocery store to get 2 things. Spent $90, and $60 of it is booze :(
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bones129 on May 23, 2013, 06:44:10 PM
Just went to the grocery store to get 2 things. Spent $90, and $60 of it is booze :(

Any trip to get $60 worth of booze represents time and money well spent. No shame in that.

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2

Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on May 23, 2013, 06:53:00 PM
Here in a week or so I'm going to eat Chipotle for 7 days in a row
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: AppleJack on May 23, 2013, 07:01:03 PM
Went to the grocery store, bought a box of Cocoa Puffs for myself  :blindfold:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on May 23, 2013, 07:04:49 PM
If this wknd goes as planned, my wife and I will have gone through roughly $175 in Patron Silver in one month without hosting one party or sharing at all.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on May 23, 2013, 07:05:43 PM
If this wknd goes as planned, my wife and I will have gone through roughly $175 in Patron Silver in one month without hosting one party or sharing at all.

Make sure she is up on her bc brotherman
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: AppleJack on May 23, 2013, 07:26:38 PM
I continue to watch the Royals on a daily basis and get visibly angry when they lose.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on May 23, 2013, 07:28:35 PM
I don't want to go to the office tomorrow. and all I'll do when I get there is message board and drink coffee and maybe take a 3 hour booze lunch. maybe I'll take the day off.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 23, 2013, 07:55:13 PM
Before the bad tornado day I made sure we were stocked up on Bud Light Cheladas and has the lawn chairs in place and ready to go.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on May 24, 2013, 07:54:33 AM
I don't want to go to the office tomorrow. and all I'll do when I get there is message board and drink coffee and maybe take a 3 hour booze lunch. maybe I'll take the day off.

Oh man, I'm doing this today too except for the coffee and three hour lunch.  I'm leaving early, probs around 2 or 3.   
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: StevieWonderSniperSchool on May 24, 2013, 08:12:42 AM
i haven't eaten a doughnut in like 3 years. someone brought a box of them in to work today. i ate 2.  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SabiNation on May 24, 2013, 08:25:09 AM
I continue to watch the Royals on a daily basis and get visibly angry when they lose.

x2     :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on May 24, 2013, 10:38:39 AM
i'm really nice to the new female coworker and pay no attention to the male one.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on May 24, 2013, 10:48:45 AM
i'm really nice to the new female coworker and pay no attention to the male one.

That is just common sense.  Get those digits.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 24, 2013, 10:57:13 AM
i'm really nice to the new female coworker and pay no attention to the male one.

play jokes on her and give her impossible tasks until she gets fired and then call her up and tell her you got her fired so you could bone her. girls love romantic stuff like that.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: asava on May 24, 2013, 11:07:02 AM
i play landgrab on the reg.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 24, 2013, 11:15:21 AM
I'm mentally checked out at the new job today. You can only watch so many tutorials. All I've done today is BBS, text filly about the crazy things were going to do tonight, and close my 24 hour fitness membership. What a crummy employee.  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on May 24, 2013, 11:41:45 AM
i'm really nice to the new female coworker and pay no attention to the male one.

Man, I'm awful like this.  Even moreso with interns.

While I'm on the topic: I also broke the "half your age + 7 years" rule for dating posted in another thread.  But it was close.  And they pursued me, so I (arguably) wasn't creeping.  And the girls were incredibly pretty.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 24, 2013, 12:02:25 PM
I'm mentally checked out at the new job today. You can only watch so many tutorials. All I've done today is BBS, text filly about the crazy things were going to do tonight, and close my 24 hour fitness membership. What a crummy employee.  :frown:

Post screen captures brah!  :D
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on May 24, 2013, 12:08:44 PM
I'm mentally checked out at the new job today. You can only watch so many tutorials. All I've done today is BBS, text filly about the crazy things were going to do tonight, and close my 24 hour fitness membership. What a crummy employee.  :frown:

Post screen captures brah!  :D

Arabian goggles, rusty trombone or dare I say...blumpkin??????  Screen capture those sexts dude!  We, as your gE family can aid in your quest.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 24, 2013, 12:13:08 PM
Ha. I'm doing this on my droid. I don't think I can. But I will say, on her end, she's brought up "strapping me down with rope!" :ohno:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 24, 2013, 12:15:04 PM
Ha. I'm doing this on my droid. I don't think I can. But I will say, on her end, she's brought up "strapping me down with rope!" :ohno:

feel like weve had a thread about the dangers of ropes and sex but oh well have fun wacky
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: ben ji on May 24, 2013, 12:18:47 PM
Just bought a bunch of food to cook all weekend at the lake but am currenty sitting at the versailles(pronounced ver-sails) mo sonic scarfing down a chilli cheese dog and grilled cheese.

Sent from my SPH-D700 using Tapatalk 2

Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on May 24, 2013, 12:26:53 PM
i'm really nice to the new female coworker and pay no attention to the male one.

Man, I'm awful like this.  Even moreso with interns.

While I'm on the topic: I also broke the "half your age + 7 years" rule for dating posted in another thread.  But it was close.  And they pursued me, so I (arguably) wasn't creeping.  And the girls were incredibly pretty.

:horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on May 24, 2013, 12:30:00 PM
i'm really nice to the new female coworker and pay no attention to the male one.

Man, I'm awful like this.  Even moreso with interns.

While I'm on the topic: I also broke the "half your age + 7 years" rule for dating posted in another thread.  But it was close.  And they pursued me, so I (arguably) wasn't creeping.  And the girls were incredibly pretty.

:horrorsurprise:

Multiple (three?) situations.  Never more than one at a time.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on May 24, 2013, 02:01:21 PM
Ha. I'm doing this on my droid. I don't think I can. But I will say, on her end, she's brought up "strapping me down with rope!" :ohno:

Make sure a safe word is established...I suggest "Fanningfreakingtastic."  It has the charm of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory but pays tribute to Mary Poppins. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: slobber on May 24, 2013, 03:59:07 PM
Just bought a bunch of food to cook all weekend at the lake but am currenty sitting at the versailles(pronounced ver-sails) mo sonic scarfing down a chilli cheese dog and grilled cheese.

Sent from my SPH-D700 using Tapatalk 2
I have eaten there a time or two.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SabiNation on May 25, 2013, 12:44:03 AM
Binged really hard tonight and barfed on the sidewalk outside P&L.  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bones129 on May 25, 2013, 12:47:17 AM
Binged really hard tonight and barfed on the sidewalk outside P&L.  :frown:

Call it bad food, not booze, and move forward.
Title: Shame Yourself
Post by: Tobias on May 25, 2013, 12:49:08 AM

Binged really hard tonight and barfed on the sidewalk outside P&L.  :frown:

booze kaizen
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: jtksu on May 25, 2013, 02:33:21 AM
Was watching a movie with dad last night and I stole some of his vodka. Like I acted like I was just drinking water. Today is his birthday and I haven't got him anything yet, either.

I assume you are 16 years old?
Hey man. It was late. I didn't think I was going to drink last night, but Tom Cruise got me excited in Jack Reacher and I bought the movie. I'm super bored during "my two weeks" period and I thought "why not?" I know, I'm a monster!

The thought of Tom Cruise playing the role of Jack Reacher makes me puke in my mouth a bit. Kinda like the shameless act of you stealing booze from your dad, as an adult.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on May 25, 2013, 02:34:34 AM
Does the guy who got tazed, kicked, and maced by the cops outside of ODowds post here? I guess we will find out once he makes bail
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dlew12 on May 25, 2013, 09:45:46 AM
Binged really hard tonight and barfed on the sidewalk outside P&L.  :frown:
Then you came back to the bar and hungout, while PNL lackeys had to clean up your barf.

stud move, imo.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on May 25, 2013, 11:24:22 AM
Binged really hard tonight and barfed on the sidewalk outside P&L.  :frown:
Then you came back to the bar and hungout, while PNL lackeys had to clean up your barf.

stud move, imo.
:thumbs:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bubbles4ksu on May 25, 2013, 02:00:48 PM
great work Sabi.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Asteriskhead on May 27, 2013, 03:09:56 PM
I have never watched Arrested Development before, until today. I am now between 1/3-1/2 way through the first season.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on May 27, 2013, 03:25:46 PM
Decided to binge alone last night starting at 11 PM when Mrs. CF3 went to sleep. Got kinda pak'd, then got hungry so I had 3 bratwursts, grilled over a week ago, and a dara's cup full of chocolate milk to wash it down.  This was at like 1 AM :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: ben ji on May 28, 2013, 01:39:15 PM
Last fall I saw an old college fling at tanners on 75th, didnt recognize her at first because she had changed her hair. I was hammered and told her I liked her better as a blonde and she should change her hair back....she got pissed and walked away.

Was cruising FB the other day and found out she had blood cancer last year or something and lost her hair due to chemo, was wearing a wig when I saw her.  :frown:

In better news she is apparently cancer free now!
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on May 28, 2013, 01:40:45 PM
Last fall I saw an old college fling at tanners on 75th, didnt recognize her at first because she had changed her hair. I was hammered and told her I liked her better as a blonde and she should change her hair back....she got pissed and walked away.

Was cruising FB the other day and found out she had blood cancer last year or something and lost her hair due to chemo, was wearing a wig when I saw her.  :frown:

In better news she is apparently cancer free now!

what, are blonde wigs illegal now? no shame here
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: OK_Cat on May 28, 2013, 01:53:13 PM
the "local vs. chain restaurants" topic has never crossed my mind while choosing a dining destination.  i don't give a crap if it's local. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SabiNation on May 28, 2013, 03:15:30 PM
I read through all ~25 unread pages of the "KU Fans Become Enraged by Titletown, Meltdown All Over Internet" thread over my lunch break today.   :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 28, 2013, 03:28:28 PM
I read through all ~25 unread pages of the "KU Fans Become Enraged by Titletown, Meltdown All Over Internet" thread over my lunch break today.   :embarrassed:

serious shame here. that is an abortion of a thread. you also probably didnt get to see ljmhawk's (tim's) paycheck he posted with his YTD earnings of 12K (well on his way to 6 figures).
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SabiNation on May 28, 2013, 03:42:51 PM
I read through all ~25 unread pages of the "KU Fans Become Enraged by Titletown, Meltdown All Over Internet" thread over my lunch break today.   :embarrassed:

serious shame here. that is an abortion of a thread. you also probably didnt get to see ljmhawk's (tim's) paycheck he posted with his YTD earnings of 12K (well on his way to 6 figures).

Yeah, it's pretty awful in there.  And no I didn't get to see it but man good for that guy.  I guess it's good that 1 out of 20 of them finally leave McDonald's for the big time gigs.  Keeps the economy going, ya know?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 28, 2013, 04:11:46 PM
I read through all ~25 unread pages of the "KU Fans Become Enraged by Titletown, Meltdown All Over Internet" thread over my lunch break today.   :embarrassed:

serious shame here. that is an abortion of a thread. you also probably didnt get to see ljmhawk's (tim's) paycheck he posted with his YTD earnings of 12K (well on his way to 6 figures).

Yeah, it's pretty awful in there.  And no I didn't get to see it but man good for that guy.  I guess it's good that 1 out of 20 of them finally leave McDonald's for the big time gigs.  Keeps the economy going, ya know?

I don't think any of us thought it was real.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Asteriskhead on May 29, 2013, 12:32:59 AM
I ate an entire box of Golden Grahams in one sitting last night.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on May 29, 2013, 08:59:02 AM
i've been getting annoyed by my roommate's girlfriend too easily. and i'm the person who gets annoyed at people who get annoyed too easily.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 30, 2013, 12:27:42 PM
Just logged on to a video conference, thought everyone else was late.  Called one to berate him, turns out I'm 30 minutes early.   :facepalm:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SkinnyBenny on May 30, 2013, 12:31:05 PM
i've been getting annoyed by my roommate's girlfriend too easily. and i'm the person who gets annoyed at people who get annoyed too easily.


:surprised: tell more
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on May 30, 2013, 07:47:49 PM
i've been getting annoyed by my roommate's girlfriend too easily. and i'm the person who gets annoyed at people who get annoyed too easily.


:surprised: tell more

simple, horrible stuff. she's around so i can't crap with the door open when i get home, talking/flirting/laughing during a movie.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on May 30, 2013, 11:21:09 PM
I think shitting with the door open while having roommates belongs in this thread
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 30, 2013, 11:24:32 PM
I think shitting with the door open while having roommates belongs in this thread

No it belongs in the stud thread
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on May 31, 2013, 09:11:00 AM
oh and i can totally hear their giggling phone conversations on the seldom nights that she's not around.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bubbles4ksu on May 31, 2013, 09:14:58 AM
I think shitting with the door open while having roommates belongs in this thread

No it belongs in the stud thread
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: TheCatFanSpeaks on May 31, 2013, 10:08:40 AM
It has taken me all morning to catch up on the Shame Yourself thread.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: asava on May 31, 2013, 10:17:20 AM
It has taken me all morning to catch up on the Shame Yourself thread.

FOR SHAME.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Kat Kid on June 04, 2013, 09:10:45 AM
I have gray nipple hairs.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on June 04, 2013, 09:15:55 AM
Do not pluck them.  It will hurt you very badly.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on June 04, 2013, 09:18:04 AM
I have gray nipple hairs.

you are naturally hairless so I do not believe this
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Kat Kid on June 04, 2013, 09:21:03 AM
I have gray nipple hairs.

you are naturally hairless so I do not believe this

Why do you think I posted here?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 04, 2013, 11:46:49 AM
I stayed over at the new girls house last night and I asked her to throw some of my clothes into the wash. Today I grabbed them out of the dryer and packed them in my gym bag. I just now changed to workout in the guys locker room and a pink thong fell out of my shorts as I pulled them out. All the guys started busting up. :facepalm: :lol:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on June 04, 2013, 12:07:06 PM
I stayed over at the new girls house last night and I asked her to throw some of my clothes into the wash. Today I grabbed them out of the dryer and packed them in my gym bag. I just now changed to workout in the guys locker room and a pink thong fell out of my shorts as I pulled them out. All the guys started busting up. :facepalm: :lol:

Mods, please move to stud thing thread.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on June 04, 2013, 12:20:18 PM
Thursday was very hectic here. I was busy all day, it was my birthday, I had a birthday party to host that evening, and I was taking Friday off to start wedding festivities (best man on Saturday). So I was trying to wrap everything up before the weekend. I went to grab a late lunch at like 2 at Chipotle, brought it back to the office, but was unable to eat it due to all the crap I had to do, so I left it in the fridge. I completely forgot about it and found it today, still wrapped in the foil and in the brown bag. I opened it and it looked ok so I took a bite of the steak. It was gross but I took a couple more. Finally I threw it away after like 4 bites. I think I may be sick later.  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: kstate16 on June 04, 2013, 12:26:09 PM
i've been getting annoyed by my roommate's girlfriend too easily. and i'm the person who gets annoyed at people who get annoyed too easily.


:surprised: tell more

simple, horrible stuff. she's around so i can't crap with the door open when i get home, talking/flirting/laughing during a movie.
This is the worst. Roommate last year didn't have a TV in his room so he was always in the living room with her.  She kept complaining about baseball being boring while I was trying to watch it. I had a ritual of watching the royals on the big screen HD, while watching MLB TV on my laptop to keep track of fantasy and she ruined it.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: hatingfrancisco on June 04, 2013, 12:29:10 PM
I stayed over at the new girls house last night and I asked her to throw some of my clothes into the wash. Today I grabbed them out of the dryer and packed them in my gym bag. I just now changed to workout in the guys locker room and a pink thong fell out of my shorts as I pulled them out. All the guys started busting up. :facepalm: :lol:

Fanning incapable of shaming himself.  His shames morph into brags.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on June 04, 2013, 01:31:47 PM
This is the worst. Roommate last year didn't have a TV in his room so he was always in the living room with her.  She kept complaining about baseball being boring while I was trying to watch it. I had a ritual of watching the royals on the big screen HD, while watching MLB TV on my laptop to keep track of fantasy and she ruined it.

yeah for some reason i feel bad for being annoyed (shame thread), but i feel that if a dude is going to be around a girl all the time, it probably needs to be one that he likes a lot for it to work.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Kat Kid on June 04, 2013, 07:23:13 PM
accidently sent snapchat of my gray nipple hairs to abe from f14 and not my wife.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on June 04, 2013, 08:00:43 PM
so is your wife's name abby?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on June 04, 2013, 11:13:12 PM
This is the worst. Roommate last year didn't have a TV in his room so he was always in the living room with her.  She kept complaining about baseball being boring while I was trying to watch it. I had a ritual of watching the royals on the big screen HD, while watching MLB TV on my laptop to keep track of fantasy and she ruined it.

yeah for some reason i feel bad for being annoyed (shame thread), but i feel that if a dude is going to be around a girl all the time, it probably needs to be one that he likes a lot for it to work.

man she giggles a lot
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Kat Kid on June 05, 2013, 04:58:55 AM
so is your wife's name abby?

no snapchat has the frequent friends thing or whatever at the top.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 05, 2013, 11:30:53 AM
I just drinched ranch all over my sandwich and everyone looked at me like I was a monster.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on June 05, 2013, 11:31:56 AM
I just drinched ranch all over my sandwich and everyone looked at me like I was a monster.

theyre probably looking at you because youre BBSing instead of being part of the group.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Tobias on June 05, 2013, 11:32:53 AM
drinched

:D
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 05, 2013, 11:35:34 AM
I just drinched ranch all over my sandwich and everyone looked at me like I was a monster.

theyre probably looking at you because youre BBSing instead of being part of the group.
they're all IT dorks.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on June 05, 2013, 11:35:56 AM
drinched

:D

it's how the Grinch does it!  :D
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: WillieWatanabe on June 05, 2013, 11:36:35 AM
quit being a jerk, wacky.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 05, 2013, 11:36:37 AM
drinched

:D
:D Autocorrect wanted me to change it, but I thought you guys would like this version better.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 05, 2013, 11:39:18 AM
quit being a jerk, wacky.
you're right. I just wanted 15 minutes to myself. I'm signing my lease at 12:30 and this is just a quick dine and dash in the kitchen to fill a spot.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Tobias on June 05, 2013, 11:39:31 AM
:D Autocorrect wanted me to change it, but I thought you guys would like this version better.

not as adorable :cry:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on June 05, 2013, 03:20:55 PM
chinese buffet for lunch  :sdeek:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 05, 2013, 03:25:06 PM
chinese buffet for lunch  :sdeek:
How are you not at home taking a nap by now?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on June 05, 2013, 03:26:09 PM
chinese buffet for lunch  :sdeek:
How are you not at home taking a nap by now?

that's the thing, i should be. i am a worthless human right now.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on June 05, 2013, 03:41:41 PM
Security question for a bank log in was "What is your youngest child's middle name?"

I couldn't remember at first. Then when I did remember I didn't remember how to spell it.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on June 05, 2013, 03:51:44 PM
Security question for a bank log in was "What is your youngest child's middle name?"

I couldn't remember at first. Then when I did remember I didn't remember how to spell it.

fun story- when ksc was born his dad went to the hospital and had a set of wine glasses made that said my name and date of birth on it. every year my parents had a glass of wine from the glasses until i was 13 when i pointed out that they said the wrong birthday on them.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 05, 2013, 03:55:55 PM
Security question for a bank log in was "What is your youngest child's middle name?"

I couldn't remember at first. Then when I did remember I didn't remember how to spell it.

fun story- when ksc was born his dad went to the hospital and had a set of wine glasses made that said my name and date of birth on it. every year my parents had a glass of wine from the glasses until i was 13 when i pointed out that they said the wrong birthday on them.
:lol: Adorable
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on June 05, 2013, 04:01:02 PM
Security question for a bank log in was "What is your youngest child's middle name?"

I couldn't remember at first. Then when I did remember I didn't remember how to spell it.

You may want to get that tested.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on June 05, 2013, 04:05:57 PM
Security question for a bank log in was "What is your youngest child's middle name?"

I couldn't remember at first. Then when I did remember I didn't remember how to spell it.

You may want to get that tested.

Blame the bank bud. Security questions should be more relevant stuff like who is your fav quarterback
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on June 05, 2013, 04:06:26 PM
Security question for a bank log in was "What is your youngest child's middle name?"

I couldn't remember at first. Then when I did remember I didn't remember how to spell it.

You may want to get that tested.

psh.. my dad doesn't even know how old i am, let alone my middle name.  dad's are gonna dad.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: OK_Cat on June 05, 2013, 04:24:05 PM
sounds like a really shitty dad
Title: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on June 05, 2013, 04:26:44 PM
I have to think hard to remember my age most of the time
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on June 05, 2013, 04:28:32 PM
The other day my wife tried to use my age against me in an argument, she said I was 32.  I turn 31 next month.  :dubious:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on June 05, 2013, 04:31:00 PM
I have to think hard to remember my age most of the time

yeah what the hell is this all about? experienced this the other day.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on June 05, 2013, 04:31:08 PM
I have to think hard to remember my age most of the time

yeah, but you're super old.
Title: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on June 05, 2013, 04:33:29 PM
I have to think hard to remember my age most of the time

yeah, but you're super old.

been actually feeling medium old lately. Sucks.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on June 05, 2013, 04:33:48 PM
I have had to correct myself when telling ppl my age before. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on June 05, 2013, 04:34:43 PM
I have to think hard to remember my age most of the time

yeah, but you're super old.

been actually feeling medium old lately. Sucks.

t's&p's sd, i was just medium joking  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Paul Moscow on June 05, 2013, 04:36:53 PM
Security question for a bank log in was "What is your youngest child's middle name?"

I couldn't remember at first. Then when I did remember I didn't remember how to spell it.

You may want to get that tested.

Blame the bank bud. Security questions should be more relevant stuff like who is your fav quarterback

 :lol:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: deputy dawg on June 05, 2013, 04:40:52 PM
When I swim laps next to lady swimmers, I take too long to come up for air because I check out their bods while they can't notice I'm doing this. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on June 05, 2013, 04:56:52 PM
When I swim laps next to lady swimmers, I take too long to come up for air because I check out their bods while they can't notice I'm doing this.

Should be in perv fitz of the yr thing thread.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rams on June 05, 2013, 07:46:18 PM
I have had to correct myself when telling ppl my age before.
happens with me most of the time. I have to stop and do the math. but really, who the eff cares if I'm a year off, right?
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rams on June 05, 2013, 07:47:28 PM
When I swim laps next to lady swimmers, I take too long to come up for air because I check out their bods while they can't notice I'm doing this.

Should be in perv fitz of the yr thing thread.
NO JUDGING IN THIS THREAD!
Title: Re: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on June 05, 2013, 08:06:05 PM
When I swim laps next to lady swimmers, I take too long to come up for air because I check out their bods while they can't notice I'm doing this.

Should be in perv fitz of the yr thing thread.
NO JUDGING IN THIS THREAD!

Sorry, guys.

Sent from my KFTT using Tapatalk 2

Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: wetwillie on June 06, 2013, 08:42:02 PM
I just bought a double gulp from 7 eleven
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on June 06, 2013, 09:29:18 PM
I just bought a double gulp from 7 eleven

mountain dew?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: wetwillie on June 06, 2013, 09:41:28 PM
I just bought a double gulp from 7 eleven

mountain dew?

Diet cherry vanilla coke :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on June 08, 2013, 12:49:14 PM
binged hard and forgot to feed my dog last night  :frown:

pre-emptive no judging guys
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Benja on June 08, 2013, 01:23:57 PM
I steal gum from gas stations sometimes. I'll always buy something too, but put the gum in my pocket. I really don't know why.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 08, 2013, 01:57:23 PM
I steal gum from gas stations sometimes. I'll always buy something too, but put the gum in my pocket. I really don't know why.
It makes you feel alive, that's why.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Benja on June 08, 2013, 03:25:43 PM
I steal gum from gas stations sometimes. I'll always buy something too, but put the gum in my pocket. I really don't know why.
It makes you feel alive, that's why.

I thought maybe I just wanted free gum but that could be why too.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: kim carnes on June 08, 2013, 03:40:45 PM
I steal gum from gas stations sometimes. I'll always buy something too, but put the gum in my pocket. I really don't know why.

that is weird
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: raquetcat on June 08, 2013, 03:48:32 PM
I steal gum from gas stations sometimes. I'll always buy something too, but put the gum in my pocket. I really don't know why.
It makes you feel alive, that's why.

I thought maybe I just wanted free gum but that could be why too.

Somebody turn on the blumpkin signal, we need a therapist!
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on June 08, 2013, 04:16:57 PM
I steal gum from gas stations sometimes. I'll always buy something too, but put the gum in my pocket. I really don't know why.
It makes you feel alive, that's why.

I thought maybe I just wanted free gum but that could be why too.

The good thing about this particular shop lifting selection is that they will never call the police over it.  If an employee has the sack to call you on it, you can always just play it off like you intended to pay and just forgot and they will be forced to accept it.  Nice work here Benji Benja.  License to steal.   

Also, great disclosure.  I enjoyed it.     
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on June 08, 2013, 04:32:29 PM
Mi Ranchito.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: OK_Cat on June 11, 2013, 02:14:19 PM
i am 99% sure that I have now read every thread on goEMAW except for the game of thrones spoilers thread.

i've even read threads about soccer and beer.  i don't like soccer and i don't drink. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on June 11, 2013, 02:16:16 PM
binged hard and forgot to feed my dog last night  :frown:

pre-emptive no judging guys

Was just bragging today that I've only ever done that once.  My co-worker's response:  see you could totally handle kids.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on June 11, 2013, 02:18:04 PM
I have foam tips for my headphones that are basically like earplugs (you roll them up and stick them deep in your earholes). To make them go in easier, I lick the tips before insertion.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bubbles4ksu on June 11, 2013, 02:18:25 PM
i am 99% sure that I have now read every thread on goEMAW except for the game of thrones spoilers thread.

i've even read threads about soccer and beer.  i don't like soccer and i don't drink.

 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: OK_Cat on June 11, 2013, 02:18:47 PM
i am 99% sure that I have now read every thread on goEMAW except for the game of thrones spoilers thread.

i've even read threads about soccer and beer.  i don't like soccer and i don't drink.

 :horrorsurprise:

5 years!
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bubbles4ksu on June 11, 2013, 02:20:37 PM
i am 99% sure that I have now read every thread on goEMAW except for the game of thrones spoilers thread.
i've even read threads about soccer and beer.  i don't like soccer and i don't drink.
:horrorsurprise:
5 years!

 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on June 11, 2013, 02:30:17 PM
i am 99% sure that I have now read every thread on goEMAW except for the game of thrones spoilers thread.

i've even read threads about soccer and beer.  i don't like soccer and i don't drink.

 :horrorsurprise:

5 years!

jesus how did you manage to watch any of the boozecats this year?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on June 11, 2013, 02:30:48 PM
what do you do for an excuse for why you hit your wife? (see guy thread)
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: OK_Cat on June 11, 2013, 02:36:02 PM
saturday night's game was the only college baseball game i've ever seen.  and my wife only has 1 black eye, because she's a quick learner.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on June 11, 2013, 02:37:56 PM
i am 99% sure that I have now read every thread on goEMAW except for the game of thrones spoilers thread.

i've even read threads about soccer and beer.  i don't like soccer and i don't drink.

 :horrorsurprise:

5 years!

did you have a problem or did you just decide not to? (non judgemental, just curious)
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: OK_Cat on June 11, 2013, 02:40:23 PM
meh, i just didn't want to have anymore hangovers.  kind of a sissy.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on June 11, 2013, 02:45:11 PM
meh, i just didn't want to have anymore hangovers.  kind of a sissy.

Think of all the money you've saved over 5 years as well  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: asava on June 11, 2013, 02:45:39 PM
meh, i just didn't want to have anymore hangovers.  kind of a sissy.

tell us something we don't know.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: OK_Cat on June 11, 2013, 02:46:35 PM
asava you son of a bitch
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: asava on June 11, 2013, 02:47:38 PM
asava you son of a bitch

 :adored:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on June 11, 2013, 02:59:56 PM
meh, i just didn't want to have anymore hangovers.  kind of a sissy.

tell us something we don't know.

GUY STUFF
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on June 11, 2013, 03:21:15 PM
meh, i just didn't want to have anymore hangovers.  kind of a sissy.

Think of all the money you've saved over 5 years as well  :thumbs:

This morning I added up my recent bar tabs. Made me want to quit drinking pretty bad. For at least 10 minutes.

Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk 2

Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on June 11, 2013, 03:39:53 PM
been sober for almost 48 hours now. might make it to friday  :excited:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 11, 2013, 03:40:35 PM
I use to eat my boogers when I was a kid.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on June 11, 2013, 03:43:50 PM
been sober for almost 48 hours now. might make it to friday  :excited:

I've gone over 15!

Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The1BigWillie on June 11, 2013, 03:47:16 PM
A guy I sit near at work was telling me about this girl he has had a huge crush on since his freshman year in college but she never knew he existed. I just happen to know a friend of hers and we ended up at the same get together last weekend.  I'm going to hang out with her Saturday night. I told him I ran into her and that she just had some +2's added to her 5'9" very fit 24 year old frame. He was drooling. 

I am sort of ashamed of my behavior.   :dubious:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The1BigWillie on June 11, 2013, 04:34:45 PM
Holy crap the poor kid just came up to my desk and asked if I had seen pics of her new additions that I could show him. Poor kid...
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: ben ji on June 11, 2013, 04:39:35 PM
I'm going to  :goodbyecruelworld: if old man racist bigwillie starts dating a girl younger than my GF.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: asava on June 11, 2013, 04:53:44 PM
Holy crap the poor kid just came up to my desk and asked if I had seen pics of her new additions that I could show him. Poor kid...

well... DO YOU?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: asava on June 11, 2013, 04:54:01 PM
Holy crap the poor kid just came up to my desk and asked if I had seen pics of her new additions that I could show him. Poor kid...

well... DO YOU?

GUY STUFF
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: FP TC etc. on June 11, 2013, 05:47:18 PM
HEY OKCAT DO YOU NOT DRINK BECAUSE OF YOUR VAGINA?!?! LOLOLOL
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on June 11, 2013, 06:21:42 PM
I have foam tips for my headphones that are basically like earplugs (you roll them up and stick them deep in your earholes). To make them go in easier, I lick the tips before insertion.

I don't do it every time, but if they are dusty or something I do the same thing.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 11, 2013, 06:31:26 PM
Put I love you on a facebook wall post.. It's all downhill from here boys
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on June 11, 2013, 07:07:21 PM
Put I love you on a facebook wall post.. It's all downhill from here boys
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Gooch on June 11, 2013, 07:17:22 PM
I skipped the gym to go home and do yard work. Got home immediately left and went and ate my weight in sushi and had 5 beers.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on June 11, 2013, 07:32:04 PM
Had to check the Shame Yourself thread to find out where my husband is.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 11, 2013, 07:48:14 PM
Had to check the Shame Yourself thread to find out where my husband is.
:lol:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: WillieWatanabe on June 11, 2013, 08:03:05 PM
Had to check the Shame Yourself thread to find out where my husband is.

outstanding.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: scottwildcat on June 11, 2013, 08:04:44 PM
Had to check the Shame Yourself thread to find out where my husband is.

probably one of the best posts in this thread.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on June 11, 2013, 08:15:54 PM
Had to check the Shame Yourself thread to find out where my husband is.

haha
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rams on June 11, 2013, 09:38:28 PM
Had to check the Shame Yourself thread to find out where my husband is.
mrs. gooch gaining some major bbs cred recently.  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 11, 2013, 10:46:49 PM
Had to check the Shame Yourself thread to find out where my husband is.
mrs. gooch gaining some major bbs cred recently.  :thumbs:

Yeah. She just took the clown shoes off her feet and put them on gooch. Right after she smacked him across the face with them too, I might add.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on June 12, 2013, 11:09:54 AM
i'm meeting up with a girl tonight and i don't remember what she looks like very well
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on June 12, 2013, 11:15:53 AM
i'm meeting up with a girl tonight and i don't remember what she looks like very well

are you going to leave if shes an uggo?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on June 12, 2013, 11:31:47 AM
i'm meeting up with a girl tonight and i don't remember what she looks like very well

are you going to leave if shes an uggo?

i remember well enough that i know that's out of the question
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on June 12, 2013, 11:49:35 AM
i'm meeting up with a girl tonight and i don't remember what she looks like very well

are you going to leave if shes an uggo?

i remember well enough that i know that's out of the question

im just saying beer goggles bro. hopefully she has some friends  :fatty:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 12, 2013, 12:15:20 PM
i'm meeting up with a girl tonight and i don't remember what she looks like very well

are you going to leave if shes an uggo?

i remember well enough that i know that's out of the question

im just saying beer goggles bro. hopefully she has some friends  :fatty:
I saw her too, but I had been drinking since noon when you saw me, and I don't know if you wanna trust my judgement. However, she was cute.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on June 12, 2013, 12:18:28 PM
sounds a lot like the blind leading the blind.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 12, 2013, 12:21:37 PM
sounds a lot like the blind leading the blind.

would be a good name for a buddy sitcom starring blast and wackycat. put it in somekind of downtownish kc location and make is somewhat bosom buddiesesque and it's a wb can't miss. oh man did you see the shenigans that cat and blast got up to in last weeks episode with julie from upstairs. those two i swear.  :lol:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 12, 2013, 12:23:43 PM
sounds a lot like the blind leading the blind.

would be a good name for a buddy sitcom starring blast and wackycat. put it in somekind of downtownish kc location and make is somewhat bosom buddiesesque and it's a wb can't miss. oh man did you see the shenigans that cat and blast got up to in last weeks episode with julie from upstairs. those two i swear.  :lol:
:D
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on June 12, 2013, 12:26:54 PM
would watch
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Asteriskhead on June 12, 2013, 12:48:05 PM
I misspelled testicle(s) last night on twitter. I spelled it testical(s).

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on June 12, 2013, 12:50:44 PM
I misspelled testicle(s) last night on twitter. I spelled it testical(s).

 :facepalm:

make no mistake. this belongs here, but this also belongs in wackycat stuff.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Asteriskhead on June 12, 2013, 12:52:49 PM
I misspelled testicle(s) last night on twitter. I spelled it testical(s).

 :facepalm:

make no mistake. this belongs here, but this also belongs in wackycat stuff.

My weird #fanningbrag on twitter this morning probably deserves a spot in both threads too.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on June 12, 2013, 12:55:11 PM
probs should follow you metalhead. COMIN IN HOT
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bubbles4ksu on June 18, 2013, 01:51:19 PM
in high school i helped give a swirly to a kid who was a couple years younger. most shameful is that i was proud of this fact for awhile.  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: lopakman on June 18, 2013, 02:39:55 PM
Can't believe I'm sharing this but as a child I modeled for OshKosh B'gosh and I did my little turn on the catwalk, yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk, yeah I did my little turn on the catwalk.

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: asava on June 18, 2013, 03:21:25 PM
Can't believe I'm sharing this but as a child I modeled for OshKosh B'gosh and I did my little turn on the catwalk, yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk, yeah I did my little turn on the catwalk.

 :facepalm:

easily your best post.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: lopakman on June 18, 2013, 03:24:59 PM
Can't believe I'm sharing this but as a child I modeled for OshKosh B'gosh and I did my little turn on the catwalk, yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk, yeah I did my little turn on the catwalk.

 :facepalm:

easily your best post.

 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Asteriskhead on June 18, 2013, 03:34:43 PM
Just realized that I haven't eaten anything yet today.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on June 18, 2013, 03:43:19 PM
Can't believe I'm sharing this but as a child I modeled for OshKosh B'gosh and I did my little turn on the catwalk, yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk, yeah I did my little turn on the catwalk.

 :facepalm:

easily your best post.

That says it all. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 18, 2013, 03:44:59 PM
Just realized that I haven't eaten anything yet today.
How are you suppose to carve up those muscles of yours without any intake?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Asteriskhead on June 18, 2013, 03:59:04 PM
Just realized that I haven't eaten anything yet today.
How are you suppose to carve up those muscles of yours without any intake?

Old wrestling habits die hard. I've been busy all day and not paying attention to my stomach.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: lopakman on June 18, 2013, 04:03:50 PM
Can't believe I'm sharing this but as a child I modeled for OshKosh B'gosh and I did my little turn on the catwalk, yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk, yeah I did my little turn on the catwalk.

 :facepalm:

easily your best post.

That says it all.

Bread, I'm starting to think you don't want to be IRL buddies so....

(http://i1351.photobucket.com/albums/p786/lopakman/finger-1_zps67840b50.gif)
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: asava on June 18, 2013, 05:12:46 PM
Can't believe I'm sharing this but as a child I modeled for OshKosh B'gosh and I did my little turn on the catwalk, yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk, yeah I did my little turn on the catwalk.

 :facepalm:

easily your best post.

That says it all.

Bread, I'm starting to think you don't want to be IRL buddies so....

(http://i1351.photobucket.com/albums/p786/lopakman/finger-1_zps67840b50.gif)

LOL. you are a true marvel.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Asteriskhead on June 19, 2013, 11:41:20 AM
Having contributed to the weirdness that is Stud/Boss thread, I'm going to go ahead and check in here.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Asteriskhead on June 20, 2013, 01:03:44 PM
Prepped some chicken breast last night to grill for lunch and dinner tonight. Forgot to take the trash out afterwards. Came home for lunch to the most acrid smelling apartment ever.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Asteriskhead on June 20, 2013, 01:22:05 PM
I doubted the original Stud/Boss.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Asteriskhead on June 24, 2013, 02:50:21 PM
I may be worse at math than mocat.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The1BigWillie on June 24, 2013, 03:20:13 PM
I accidentally got totally shitfaced playing in a charity poker event yesterday and then drove to a family reunion. My parents were mortified and are blowing me up with texts today about it like i'm 17. 

 :driving: :drink: :sdeek:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 24, 2013, 03:21:53 PM
At least your parents care, The1BigBrian.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on June 24, 2013, 03:23:23 PM
I may be worse at math than mocat.

don't worry MH, I'm an engineer and most people are worse at math than me
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 27, 2013, 02:17:59 PM
Today I got into Georgia Tech's basketball arena at like 7 in the morning. It was really dark and lonely in there but I was gonna go exploring anyway. Was walking around the suites area and didn't see this black coffee table thing at about knee height; walked right into it, fell over completely, thought for a second I broke my leg. In retrospect I didn't, but it was super embarrassing. Glad no one was around to see it. I might be too hurt to play SB bro in tennis later today. :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: paulnyakatura on June 28, 2013, 08:54:19 AM
I once brought a half pint of E&J into a movie theatre and got so drunk that talked SUPER LOUD until I passed out. Then woke up confused as to why the movie had moved forward so fast. I was on a date.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 28, 2013, 09:01:56 AM
Take that to the studs thread.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Kat Kid on June 28, 2013, 09:07:31 AM
One summer I had to go to see the Star Wars movie where Annakin becomes Darth Vader 3 times because I had jazz tunes in my head and fell asleep before the end.  Still have not seen the end.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Kat Kid on June 28, 2013, 09:09:47 AM
There is a decent chance my son is allergic to wheat.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SabiNation on June 28, 2013, 09:21:09 AM
There is a decent chance my son is allergic to wheat.

T's, P's.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 28, 2013, 09:28:37 AM
I'm an old person when it comes to misplacing things and finding them.. It has taken me hours before to find my car keys  :don'tcare:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bubbles4ksu on July 01, 2013, 09:00:02 AM
i screwed my neck/upper back up moving downed tree limbs. this morning i couldn't support my head to dry my hair with a towel so i used a blow dryer.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Boom Roasted on July 11, 2013, 05:47:14 PM
Just now downloaded tapatalk. Wow I have been missing out on my phone.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 11, 2013, 10:04:55 PM
I was driving on 4th street minding my own cruising at 35 when all of a sudden I see a bunny rabbit.. I think hey bunny get out of the way, so I slow down and swerve to the right..  :frown: he jumped right in front of my tires.. I think it was a suicide mission

Also gf y-l_a's dog(small) took a dump on my brown bathroom rug.. I didn't notice and when I was going to hop in the shower I stepped right in it.. What a shitty day
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on July 11, 2013, 10:16:49 PM
I just got back from a 9 day trip out of country and my sliding door at the back of my apartment was unlocked
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: WillieWatanabe on July 12, 2013, 06:25:27 AM
watched sharknado last night.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: RickRampus on July 12, 2013, 09:26:47 AM
watched sharknado last night.

:popcorn:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Tobias on July 12, 2013, 09:28:18 AM
watched sharknado last night.

:thumbs:

recorded it last night!  seemed more like bingy cinema, so will be watching at some point this weekend
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on July 12, 2013, 09:29:32 AM
watched some of it. the dad from home alone and steve sanders hanging out at a bar part. pretty great.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Tobias on July 12, 2013, 09:31:30 AM
watched some of it. the dad from home alone and steve sanders hanging out at a bar part. pretty great.

sounds like maybe dub dubs posted in the wrong thread?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: WillieWatanabe on July 12, 2013, 10:59:29 AM
watched some of it. the dad from home alone and steve sanders hanging out at a bar part. pretty great.

sounds like maybe dub dubs posted in the wrong thread?

looking that way.

hey thanks guys! :D
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on July 12, 2013, 05:34:38 PM
I still occasionally use my Miley Cyrus cup I got at Fatty Fest
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on August 09, 2013, 11:11:06 AM
I forgot my belt again today. :facepalm:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: slobber on August 09, 2013, 11:21:56 AM
I forgot my belt again today. :facepalm:
I really just can't even imagine forgetting my belt when I go to work. Did you not binge last night? What are you doing different that is causing this to happen?
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on August 09, 2013, 11:25:30 AM
I forgot my belt again today. :facepalm:
I really just can't even imagine forgetting my belt when I go to work. Did you not binge last night? What are you doing different that is causing this to happen?

I took the night off from binging. That is probably it. :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Tobias on August 09, 2013, 11:27:01 AM
daris is gonna be SUPER pissed at you
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on August 09, 2013, 11:29:16 AM
daris is gonna be SUPER pissed at you

I know. Took the one in my glove box out last time I did this and hadn't put it back yet. :frown:
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on August 09, 2013, 11:31:18 AM
daris is gonna be SUPER pissed at you

I know. Took the one in my glove box out last time I did this and hadn't put it back yet. :frown:

 :frown:

maybe buy another belt and keep it in there too, so you have a back up and then a back up to the back up.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Tobias on August 09, 2013, 11:35:35 AM
i'm probably just gonna start a discreet belt delivery service, so consider this post trademarked.  looks like i know where my first location will be
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on August 09, 2013, 11:36:11 AM
maybe, like, keep a cheap reversable belt in your car or desk or something?
Title: Re: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on August 09, 2013, 11:36:35 AM
daris is gonna be SUPER pissed at you

I know. Took the one in my glove box out last time I did this and hadn't put it back yet. :frown:

 :frown:

maybe buy another belt and keep it in there too, so you have a back up and then a back up to the back up.

My extra slacks, shirt, watch, and shoes are taking up most of the glove box room. Not sure I could fit two belts.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on August 09, 2013, 11:38:21 AM
maybe, like, keep a cheap reversable belt in your car or desk or something?

daris is gonna be SUPER pissed at you

I know. Took the one in my glove box out last time I did this and hadn't put it back yet. :frown:

Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: kslim on August 09, 2013, 11:40:29 AM
bosses dad passed away yesterday.  I got him a 25 dollar gift card to starbucks. i might be a monster
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: steve dave on August 09, 2013, 11:41:57 AM
bosses dad passed away yesterday.  I got him a 25 dollar gift card to starbucks. i might be a monster

that is kinda strange but still a nice thing to do
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Tobias on August 09, 2013, 11:44:27 AM
bosses dad passed away yesterday.  I got him a 25 dollar gift card to starbucks. i might be a monster

that is kinda strange but still a nice thing to do

yeah, was he like a radinas or bluestem regular or something?  doesn't seem very monstrous
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: kslim on August 09, 2013, 11:45:14 AM
bosses dad passed away yesterday.  I got him a 25 dollar gift card to starbucks. i might be a monster

that is kinda strange but still a nice thing to do

honestly just stood in the isle wondering what to do. not good in these situations at all. lady at the counter was like "ooohhhh thats a great gift, basically free coffee for two weeks. is it someones birthday?" thats where the shame set in
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: kslim on August 09, 2013, 11:46:39 AM
bosses dad passed away yesterday.  I got him a 25 dollar gift card to starbucks. i might be a monster

that is kinda strange but still a nice thing to do

yeah, was he like a radinas or bluestem regular or something?  doesn't seem very monstrous

well to me getting sleep is needed in a time like that but its hard to sleep because stress and what not. i gave him something to help stay awake? that is where i was going with this
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Tobias on August 09, 2013, 11:47:51 AM
bosses dad passed away yesterday.  I got him a 25 dollar gift card to starbucks. i might be a monster

that is kinda strange but still a nice thing to do

honestly just stood in the isle wondering what to do. not good in these situations at all. lady at the counter was like "ooohhhh thats a great gift, basically free coffee for two weeks. is it someones birthday?" thats where the shame set in

you're good man
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on August 09, 2013, 11:52:57 AM
I just invented the following concept:

a printable paper belt .pdf for when you forget your belt. When you forget your belt you just download the belt.pdf and print it out then fold it over and cut it out or whatever then put it on and your day is saved!
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on August 09, 2013, 12:18:09 PM
I just invented the following concept:

a printable paper belt .pdf for when you forget your belt. When you forget your belt you just download the belt.pdf and print it out then fold it over and cut it out or whatever then put it on and your day is saved!

Link?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on August 09, 2013, 12:20:13 PM
Dressing professional sounds like the absolute worst  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on August 09, 2013, 12:23:11 PM
Dressing professional sounds like the absolute worst  :frown:

seven, my man, wearing a belt =/= dressing professional
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on August 09, 2013, 12:23:47 PM
 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on August 09, 2013, 12:32:20 PM
I just invented the following concept:

a printable paper belt .pdf for when you forget your belt. When you forget your belt you just download the belt.pdf and print it out then fold it over and cut it out or whatever then put it on and your day is saved!

Link?

PATENT PENDING

(http://i1093.photobucket.com/albums/i421/PUNITRATOR/patentpending_zps59965bc5.jpg)
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Kat Kid on August 09, 2013, 12:33:40 PM
Sometimes when I need a DD I kind of treat my DD like a taxi and am bossy about leaving right when I want to leave.  I feel bad and apologize right after.
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on August 09, 2013, 12:33:50 PM
I just invented the following concept:

a printable paper belt .pdf for when you forget your belt. When you forget your belt you just download the belt.pdf and print it out then fold it over and cut it out or whatever then put it on and your day is saved!

How about pants with the tops made to look like a belt without actually being a belt?

Or

SPRAYON BELT!!!!!
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on August 09, 2013, 12:37:23 PM
I just invented the following concept:

a printable paper belt .pdf for when you forget your belt. When you forget your belt you just download the belt.pdf and print it out then fold it over and cut it out or whatever then put it on and your day is saved!

Link?

PATENT PENDING

(http://i1093.photobucket.com/albums/i421/PUNITRATOR/patentpending_zps59965bc5.jpg)

smf scaling my image?????

this is a reversible (!) belt 250 by 25000 pixels. if your waist is less than 25000 pixels just cut some out of the middle. you fold it down the center so there is brown on one side and black on one side.

 :kstategrad: :kstategrad:
Title: Re: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on August 09, 2013, 12:38:12 PM
I just invented the following concept:

a printable paper belt .pdf for when you forget your belt. When you forget your belt you just download the belt.pdf and print it out then fold it over and cut it out or whatever then put it on and your day is saved!

How about pants with the tops made to look like a belt without actually being a belt?

Or

SPRAYON BELT!!!!!

better stamp those inventions with a patent pending before someone else does
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SabiNation on August 09, 2013, 12:39:01 PM
I forgot my belt again today. :facepalm:

Did your karate belt come in yet?  I have it on high authority that it's brown so it should look just fine with your work pants
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on August 09, 2013, 12:41:28 PM
See Attached?

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Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: slobber on August 09, 2013, 01:19:37 PM
Hey 8MP, everyone is trying to be helpful, but you already figured out the solution (thanks to me pointing you in the right direction). Just get your binge on to get your belt on.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 09, 2013, 03:33:26 PM
I still occasionally use my Miley Cyrus cup I got at Fatty Fest

Why is this in the Shame Yourself thread? I brought 3 of them to work.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: lopakman on August 09, 2013, 03:54:03 PM
I still occasionally use my Miley Cyrus cup I got at Fatty Fest

Why is this in the Shame Yourself thread? I brought 3 of them to work.

Excellent addition to the shame yourself thread.   :thumbs:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: yoga-like_abana on August 09, 2013, 04:13:19 PM
obv. some people haven't heard we can't stop.. :don'tcare: such a good song, keep on twerkin it miley!
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on August 09, 2013, 04:14:09 PM
would not stop if could
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: lopakman on August 09, 2013, 04:17:45 PM
obv. some people haven't heard we can't stop.. :don'tcare: such a good song, keep on twerkin it miley!

Another great addition to the shame yourself thread. 
Title: Shame Yourself
Post by: puniraptor on August 09, 2013, 04:58:47 PM
Have not trimmed or shaved my facial hair in a couple weeks. Are neckbeards hipster yet?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: yoga-like_abana on August 09, 2013, 05:01:07 PM
Have not trimmed or shaved my facial hair in a couple weeks. Are neckbeards hipster yet?
http://www.cbc.ca/newsblogs/yourcommunity/2013/08/hipster-beards-blamed-for-poor-razor-sales.html
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: kim carnes on August 09, 2013, 06:52:12 PM
obv. some people haven't heard we can't stop.. :don'tcare: such a good song, keep on twerkin it miley!

amazing song
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on August 09, 2013, 08:48:28 PM
Have not trimmed or shaved my facial hair in a couple weeks. Are neckbeards hipster yet?

Just did a no guard trim on Wednesday after 5 weeks of untamed growth.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 14, 2013, 04:47:22 PM
So a few houses down got foreclosed on and there's a dog kennel in the back that looks like crap.  I so badly want to place a Craigslist ad that this thing is free come and get it.  But I'm kinda a scaredy cat.   :facepalm:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: lopakman on September 04, 2013, 10:11:59 AM
I plan on watching Sharknado tonight, even after every horrible thing I've heard about it.  Will it be better if I drink heavily?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Winters on September 04, 2013, 10:13:13 AM
I plan on watching Sharknado tonight, even after every horrible thing I've heard about it.  Will it be better if I drink heavily?
You'll absolutely love it
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on September 04, 2013, 10:14:29 AM
Recorded it to watch this weekend.  Wife and I are both really looking forward to it.  Will be drunk.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Tobias on September 04, 2013, 10:20:01 AM
people that said bad things about sharknado deserved to be punched in the face for being complete dumbasses.  talk about a red line in the sand between fun people and everyone else
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: lopakman on September 04, 2013, 10:38:32 AM
 :D

Now I'm even more excited than before.  If I take a drink everytime someone gets killed by a shark will I get really drunk? 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 04, 2013, 10:56:57 AM
people that said bad things about sharknado deserved to be punched in the face for being complete dumbasses.  talk about a red line in the sand between fun people and everyone else

Yeah, if you can't enjoy something for what it is then get over yourself.

The firm golf outing this year is named "Golfnado-nuff said"
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: ben ji on September 04, 2013, 10:57:37 AM
I let my dog poop in peoples yards when I take it on walks(I do avoid letting her poop in nice yards)
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on September 04, 2013, 11:39:54 AM
I let my dog poop in peoples yards when I take it on walks(I do avoid letting her poop in nice yards)

Does this imply you leave it there?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: asava on September 04, 2013, 12:36:26 PM
I let my dog poop in peoples yards when I take it on walks(I do avoid letting her poop in nice yards)

Does this imply you leave it there?

Yeah. I don't get it. I do this all the time. I also pick it up. No shame. Dogs poop. Get over it.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 04, 2013, 12:47:15 PM
I let my dog poop in peoples yards when I take it on walks(I do avoid letting her poop in nice yards)

Does this imply you leave it there?

Yeah. I don't get it. I do this all the time. I also pick it up. No shame. Dogs poop. Get over it.

i bet that dog owners who find dog poop in their yard probably don't care, but for people who don't have dogs it's probably somewhat offputting. clean up after your dog, idiot.

i mean, your basically littering something disgusting in/onto something that doesn't belong to you. basically how would you like to walk out to your car in the morning and find a loaded poop filled diaper in the front seat?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: ben ji on September 04, 2013, 12:57:08 PM
I let my dog poop in peoples yards when I take it on walks(I do avoid letting her poop in nice yards)

Does this imply you leave it there?

Yes  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on September 04, 2013, 01:02:50 PM
ben ji:

This is the shame yourself thread, so I'm gonna go easy on you. People who leave their poop on my yard make me so angry I want to burn down an entire village. I have small kids who play in the yard. Part of being a #1cat is being a good neighbor, a better neighbor than that.

Please repent and stop. We love ya, its ok, but its time to change.

-CF3.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 04, 2013, 01:11:37 PM
the whole asava "hey, dogs poop" thing is just bewildering to me.

like, if i walked up in asava's face and spit in it and he was all like "daris what in the world?!" could i just say "hey, people spit" and he'd have to be good w/ it? because if so
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on September 04, 2013, 01:12:57 PM
Good post RD. When I see people clean up after their dog in my lawn I'm always very appreciative and say thanks.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Asteriskhead on September 04, 2013, 01:13:38 PM
ben ji:

This is the shame yourself thread, so I'm gonna go easy on you. People who leave their poop on my yard make me so angry I want to burn down an entire village. I have small kids who play in the yard. Part of being a #1cat is being a good neighbor, a better neighbor than that.

Please repent and stop. We love ya, its ok, but its time to change.

-CF3.

I guess that episode of The League where Kevin's daughter has a poop obsession is based off of a real thing. T's & P's, CF3.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: asava on September 04, 2013, 02:01:09 PM
the whole asava "hey, dogs poop" thing is just bewildering to me.

like, if i walked up in asava's face and spit in it and he was all like "daris what in the world?!" could i just say "hey, people spit" and he'd have to be good w/ it? because if so

if my face was a lawn and you spit on it that would be my response. but if my face is the beautiful one attached to my head then no, i would not be good with it. i also don't see how "dogs gonna poop" is really that difficult to understand. just clean it up and move on with your life.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on September 04, 2013, 02:11:36 PM
Not picking up after your dog is pretty awful.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: _33 on September 04, 2013, 02:12:06 PM
When did this turn into the do horrible things and feel no remorse thread?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 04, 2013, 02:14:16 PM
Not picking up after your dog is pretty awful.

Its hard to imagine
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 04, 2013, 02:17:12 PM
the whole asava "hey, dogs poop" thing is just bewildering to me.

like, if i walked up in asava's face and spit in it and he was all like "daris what in the world?!" could i just say "hey, people spit" and he'd have to be good w/ it? because if so

if my face was a lawn and you spit on it that would be my response. but if my face is the beautiful one attached to my head then no, i would not be good with it. i also don't see how "dogs gonna poop" is really that difficult to understand. just clean it up and move on with your life.

so you honestly think it's ok to let your dog poop on someone else's stuff and not clean it up? like, do you draw the line anywhere here and if so where? like what if he/she pooped on their front porch? living room? back seat of their car? you'd just be like "hey my man, dogs poop. peace."

because i'm sorry, but that really does make you sound gross and not normal.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on September 04, 2013, 02:22:29 PM
I let my dog poop in peoples yards when I take it on walks(I do avoid letting her poop in nice yards)

Does this imply you leave it there?

Yeah. I don't get it. I do this all the time. I also pick it up. No shame. Dogs poop. Get over it.

Are you saying that you let your dog poop in other yards but then pick it up.
Or are you saying that you leave your dog's poop in other yards, but that you pick up other dog's poop from your own yard so you are ok with leaving your dog's poop in other yards?

I think I read this the first way and other people are reading it another way.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on September 04, 2013, 02:32:00 PM
I think asava picks it up. Benji clearly doesn't.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 04, 2013, 02:47:06 PM
The folks got me DQ ice cream cake and I've eaten half of it by myself in the last 24 hours.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: asava on September 04, 2013, 02:48:57 PM
My first post was made with the assumption that benji was ashamed at the mere act of his dog using someone else's yard as a toilet. It didn't occur to me that he didn't pick it up afterwards. That is just downright awful. To clarify: I pick up my own dog's poop after.  :'bye cruel world: <----- but with dog crap.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: lopakman on September 04, 2013, 02:52:56 PM
Our dog craps in the neighbors yard all the time.  We don't even watch for it, just let it happen.  Our neighbors two dogs crap in our yard all the time.  It might seem unfair that I have to clean up after their two dogs when they only have to clean up after our one dog, but our dog outweighs both of their dogs by 20 lbs, so clearly I win.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on September 04, 2013, 02:53:48 PM
i make my dog poop in my backyard before we go for a walk or something so that i don't have to clean up poop in the park.  poop bags are disgusting, so it's pretty great that she poops/pees on command for the most part.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Cartierfor3 on September 04, 2013, 02:59:25 PM
Asava you could be my neighbor anytime. I'd loan you tools and help you shovel the sidewalk, then we'd drink frosty cold ones and compliment each other's decorative powercat garden stones.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on September 04, 2013, 03:08:06 PM
Asava you could be my neighbor anytime. I'd loan you tools and help you shovel the sidewalk, then we'd drink frosty cold ones and compliment each other's decorative powercat garden stones.

He would feed you pig face.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Tobias on September 04, 2013, 03:12:14 PM
Asava you could be my neighbor anytime. I'd loan you tools and help you shovel the sidewalk, then we'd drink frosty cold ones and compliment each other's decorative powercat garden stones.

He would feed you pig face.

this is one of those statements where the presence (or lack of) of a comma matters
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: lopakman on September 04, 2013, 03:33:21 PM
Asava you could be my neighbor anytime. I'd loan you tools and help you shovel the sidewalk, then we'd drink frosty cold ones and compliment each other's decorative powercat garden stones.

He would feed you pig face.

this is one of those statements where the presence (or lack of) of a comma matters

I think pig face sounds more appetizing than head cheese.  I would eat pig face.  I will not eat head cheese.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: WillieWatanabe on September 04, 2013, 03:39:50 PM
Had a friend who used to put all the dried dog poop in a huge tupperware container. Well one time he left it outside in the rain. I was like wtf.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on September 04, 2013, 03:40:23 PM
Had a friend who used to put all the dried dog poop in a huge tupperware container. Well one time he left it outside in the rain. I was like wtf.

wut
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Institutional Control on September 04, 2013, 03:41:35 PM
Why?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: asava on September 04, 2013, 03:48:57 PM
Asava you could be my neighbor anytime. I'd loan you tools and help you shovel the sidewalk, then we'd drink frosty cold ones and compliment each other's decorative powercat garden stones.

He would feed you pig face.

this is one of those statements where the presence (or lack of) of a comma matters

I think pig face sounds more appetizing than head cheese.  I would eat pig face.  I will not eat head cheese.

would do cheek tacos without giving it another thought. don't think i'll make head cheese again unless it involves some sort of dare or wager.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: lopakman on September 04, 2013, 04:56:30 PM
Asava you could be my neighbor anytime. I'd loan you tools and help you shovel the sidewalk, then we'd drink frosty cold ones and compliment each other's decorative powercat garden stones.

He would feed you pig face.

this is one of those statements where the presence (or lack of) of a comma matters

I think pig face sounds more appetizing than head cheese.  I would eat pig face.  I will not eat head cheese.

would do cheek tacos without giving it another thought. don't think i'll make head cheese again unless it involves some sort of dare or wager.

Interestingly or not, I have been thinking about trying a cheek taco.  Bonito Michoaocan sells beef cheek tacos and although I'm sure the flavor is different from pig cheek, I have been slowly working up the courage to try it. Not there yet.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on September 04, 2013, 05:17:51 PM
Put on your favorite taco eating tank and get the eff in there and eat that goddamned cow face. :Order:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: lopakman on September 04, 2013, 06:27:39 PM
Put on your favorite taco eating tank and get the eff in there and eat that goddamned cow face. :Order:


Might/Probably will have to order this.

(http://skreened.com/render-product/a/i/s/aisogedaofgqkaciaxtk/just-an-awko-taco-tank-tank-top-tee-t-shirt.american-apparel-unisex-tank.white.w760h760.jpg)

Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: lopakman on September 04, 2013, 06:31:04 PM
Speaking of tacos who remembers the Pink Taco from Manhattan.  Man that place was great, with all the protesters and everything.  Found this article.

http://www.foodzings.com/2007/08/eating-out-at-pink-taco.html (http://www.foodzings.com/2007/08/eating-out-at-pink-taco.html)


helpmestartauniversity.com says:
April 22, 2008 at 3:58 AM
Hi there,

I created the Pink Taco restaurant & bar concept and opened the original in May 1998 — a year before the Mortons opened their first.

The controversy and community response to their version is tame compared to what I faced in ultra-conservative Manhattan, Kansas. We had aggressive picketers, petitioners, hate letters, anonymous threats, an onslaught of negative letters-to-the-editor, and police
discrimination.

There were many stories in the local papers. The ABC affiliate out of Topeka came to Manhattan and did an on-site story that ran state-wide on the evening news, and the CBS affiliate invited us to join them in-studio for their half-hour morning show (which we declined since things were spiraling out of control).

I would do Internet searches at the time that would call up page after page of hits about me and my store. My Pink Taco dominated the regional news and spread nationwide through online postings and reprinted stories in towns across the country.

Anyway, I have written an article recounting the history of the original Pink Taco and the intense controversy it caused (complete with pictures and links to about a dozen of the news stories). You can read it on my blog if you’re interested:
If that link isn’t hot, just click on my name and take that route instead.

Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on September 04, 2013, 07:01:48 PM
Speaking of tacos who remembers the Pink Taco from Manhattan.  Man that place was great, with all the protesters and everything.  Found this article.

http://www.foodzings.com/2007/08/eating-out-at-pink-taco.html (http://www.foodzings.com/2007/08/eating-out-at-pink-taco.html)


helpmestartauniversity.com says:
April 22, 2008 at 3:58 AM
Hi there,

I created the Pink Taco restaurant & bar concept and opened the original in May 1998 — a year before the Mortons opened their first.

The controversy and community response to their version is tame compared to what I faced in ultra-conservative Manhattan, Kansas. We had aggressive picketers, petitioners, hate letters, anonymous threats, an onslaught of negative letters-to-the-editor, and police
discrimination.

There were many stories in the local papers. The ABC affiliate out of Topeka came to Manhattan and did an on-site story that ran state-wide on the evening news, and the CBS affiliate invited us to join them in-studio for their half-hour morning show (which we declined since things were spiraling out of control).

I would do Internet searches at the time that would call up page after page of hits about me and my store. My Pink Taco dominated the regional news and spread nationwide through online postings and reprinted stories in towns across the country.

Anyway, I have written an article recounting the history of the original Pink Taco and the intense controversy it caused (complete with pictures and links to about a dozen of the news stories). You can read it on my blog if you’re interested:
If that link isn’t hot, just click on my name and take that route instead.



the old board had a massive thread about the pink taco guy. He's pretty great.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on September 04, 2013, 07:04:00 PM
Is that the same guy that gE.com had a thread linking to a bbs for geniuses where he was talking about starting his own university?  Also wasn't the combo fan board sort of named after that for a while? 

Man rusty you beat me.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on September 04, 2013, 07:05:23 PM
Is that the same guy that gE.com had a thread linking to a bbs for geniuses where he was talking about starting his own university?  Also wasn't the combo fan board sort of named after that for a while? 

Man rusty you beat me.

yes, same guy.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on September 04, 2013, 07:06:51 PM
Neat.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on September 04, 2013, 07:08:26 PM
Also the brains behind the Booyah Pizza concept and some sort of grocery delivery service.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rams on September 04, 2013, 08:37:37 PM
Also the brains behind the Booyah Pizza concept and some sort of grocery delivery service.
I think I remember that guy from my gpc days. he was telling the board about his grocery delivery thing and it went typical gpc. half the board wanted to immediately sign up for it just because he was a cats fan and the other half pi'd him pretty hard.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: lopakman on September 05, 2013, 08:07:49 AM
I think I remember that guy from my gpc days. he was telling the board about his grocery delivery thing and it went typical gpc. half the board wanted to immediately sign up for it just because he was a cats fan and the other half pi'd him pretty hard.

Lack of unity will be their downfall.   :Woohoo:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: raquetcat on September 05, 2013, 09:01:03 AM
Is that the same guy that gE.com had a thread linking to a bbs for geniuses where he was talking about starting his own university?  Also wasn't the combo fan board sort of named after that for a while? 

Man rusty you beat me.
Holy balls bread, it's like you were secretly lurking on ksufans the whole time. Your historical knowledge of goE continues to amaze me
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: F14ABE on September 05, 2013, 09:02:46 AM
Swimming!

the struggle!

Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: asava on September 05, 2013, 02:12:01 PM
Asava you could be my neighbor anytime. I'd loan you tools and help you shovel the sidewalk, then we'd drink frosty cold ones and compliment each other's decorative powercat garden stones.

He would feed you pig face.

this is one of those statements where the presence (or lack of) of a comma matters

I think pig face sounds more appetizing than head cheese.  I would eat pig face.  I will not eat head cheese.

would do cheek tacos without giving it another thought. don't think i'll make head cheese again unless it involves some sort of dare or wager.

Interestingly or not, I have been thinking about trying a cheek taco.  Bonito Michoaocan sells beef cheek tacos and although I'm sure the flavor is different from pig cheek, I have been slowly working up the courage to try it. Not there yet.

one time i ordered intestine taco's from a taco truck in east tulsa. surprisingly decent. i was seriously afraid for my life for the next few days after, though.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 05, 2013, 03:56:42 PM
 :Yuck:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: lopakman on September 05, 2013, 04:15:49 PM
Asava you could be my neighbor anytime. I'd loan you tools and help you shovel the sidewalk, then we'd drink frosty cold ones and compliment each other's decorative powercat garden stones.

He would feed you pig face.

this is one of those statements where the presence (or lack of) of a comma matters

I think pig face sounds more appetizing than head cheese.  I would eat pig face.  I will not eat head cheese.

would do cheek tacos without giving it another thought. don't think i'll make head cheese again unless it involves some sort of dare or wager.

Interestingly or not, I have been thinking about trying a cheek taco.  Bonito Michoaocan sells beef cheek tacos and although I'm sure the flavor is different from pig cheek, I have been slowly working up the courage to try it. Not there yet.

one time i ordered intestine taco's from a taco truck in east tulsa. surprisingly decent. i was seriously afraid for my life for the next few days after, though.

 :eek:  Compared to that a cheek taco sounds pretty good right now.  What did it taste like? 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: asava on September 05, 2013, 04:32:35 PM
kinda rubbery. they cook the crap out of it so it pretty much just tasted like the sauce that was on it. maybe i just had a bad one?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: sys on September 05, 2013, 07:15:28 PM
maybe i just had a bad one?

no, that's what they taste like.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Tobias on September 05, 2013, 07:18:10 PM
kinda rubbery. they cook the crap out of it so it pretty much just tasted like the sauce that was on it. maybe i just had a bad one?

you probably just had calamari
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rams on September 05, 2013, 07:25:18 PM
maybe i just had a bad one?

no, that's what they taste like.
yeah. I'm not afraid to try anything but tripe was near the bottom of the list of things I've tried. horrible texture (it's like soft thin gristle) and bland crappy flavor. yuck.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: asava on September 06, 2013, 07:30:18 AM
kinda rubbery. they cook the crap out of it so it pretty much just tasted like the sauce that was on it. maybe i just had a bad one?

you probably just had calamari

would take.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bubbles4ksu on September 17, 2013, 01:50:38 PM
i'm pretty sure i've read every single piece from matt tait of the lawrence journal-world since 2010.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Gooch on September 17, 2013, 01:53:12 PM
i'm pretty sure i've read every single piece from matt tait of the lawrence journal-world since 2010.
Jesus Christ man.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: michigancat on September 17, 2013, 02:25:05 PM
I can see that being pretty entertaining. The KU beat guys are great to follow on twitter because they are such unbelievable fans.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rams on September 17, 2013, 04:58:54 PM
I sat on my couch today from about 8:30 until 4:30 and only got up to go get arby's.  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on September 17, 2013, 05:03:37 PM
I sat on my couch today from about 8:30 until 4:30 and only got up to go get arby's.  :frown:

Why the day off? 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: KSUblumpkin on September 17, 2013, 05:19:19 PM
I just admitted in the video games master thread that I took tomorrow off from work to play GTA V and figured it should also be posted here.  Shame away.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Rams on September 17, 2013, 05:20:20 PM
I sat on my couch today from about 8:30 until 4:30 and only got up to go get arby's.  :frown:

Why the day off?
didn't really have anything to do in the office. :dunno:

I work mostly from home anyway, but I'm usually not as worthless and disgusting as I was today.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: lopakman on September 17, 2013, 05:23:01 PM
I just admitted in the video games master thread that I took tomorrow off from work to play GTA V and figured it should also be posted here.  Shame away.

I have no idea what GTA V is.  Does this belong in the shame yourself thread?   :dunno:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on September 17, 2013, 05:24:05 PM
I sat on my couch today from about 8:30 until 4:30 and only got up to go get arby's.  :frown:

Why the day off?
didn't really have anything to do in the office. :dunno:

I work mostly from home anyway, but I'm usually not as worthless and disgusting as I was today.

No, you are a good man, Rams.  You deserved it. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on September 17, 2013, 05:25:47 PM
I just admitted in the video games master thread that I took tomorrow off from work to play GTA V and figured it should also be posted here.  Shame away.

I have no idea what GTA V is.  Does this belong in the shame yourself thread?   :dunno:

Grand Theft Auto 5.  In fairness it has very little if anything to do with tank top culture.  You really have no busness knowing about it unless you're some dorkstore shut-in looking for something to do between beat off seshes. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: lopakman on September 17, 2013, 05:26:48 PM
I just admitted in the video games master thread that I took tomorrow off from work to play GTA V and figured it should also be posted here.  Shame away.

I have no idea what GTA V is.  Does this belong in the shame yourself thread?   :dunno:

Just figured it out, Grand Theft Auto 5.  I think I saw a commercial for it while watching the rest of Good Luck Charlie after my kids went to bed.  (This definitely belongs here.)
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on September 17, 2013, 05:27:56 PM
I just admitted in the video games master thread that I took tomorrow off from work to play GTA V and figured it should also be posted here.  Shame away.

I have no idea what GTA V is.  Does this belong in the shame yourself thread?   :dunno:

Just figured it out, Grand Theft Auto 5.  I think I saw a commercial for it while watching the rest of Good Luck Charlie after my kids went to bed.  (This definitely belongs here.)

:dubious:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: bubbles4ksu on September 17, 2013, 05:28:33 PM
I can see that being pretty entertaining. The KU beat guys are great to follow on twitter because they are such unbelievable fans.

unbelievably huge fans and matt tait still can't believe that he gets to be in a press conference with THE charlie weis.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: lopakman on September 17, 2013, 05:29:33 PM
I just admitted in the video games master thread that I took tomorrow off from work to play GTA V and figured it should also be posted here.  Shame away.

I have no idea what GTA V is.  Does this belong in the shame yourself thread?   :dunno:

Grand Theft Auto 5.  In fairness it has very little if anything to do with tank top culture.  You really have no busness knowing about it unless you're some dorkstore shut-in looking for something to do between beat off seshes.

I bet I can find a GTA V tank top after I get back from volunteering at the Jog-A-Thon fundraiser for the Meadow Lane Elementary PTO fund raiser.  Hey, I'm on fire in this thread today!
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: slobber on September 17, 2013, 07:33:00 PM
Watching Good Luck Charlie does not belong in the shame yourself thread. Saying it belongs here actually belongs here. I wish Bob were EMAW. He probably is, but Stonestreet just steals the limelight.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: TheHamburglar on September 17, 2013, 09:58:15 PM
In the past 3 weekends I've driven thru Wichita 5 times.  I stopped at Taco Grande 4 times.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: lopakman on September 17, 2013, 10:05:05 PM
In the past 3 weekends I've driven thru Wichita 5 times.  I stopped at Taco Grande 4 times.

So you're posting this here because you didn't stop the fifth time?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: TheHamburglar on September 17, 2013, 10:20:09 PM
In the past 3 weekends I've driven thru Wichita 5 times.  I stopped at Taco Grande 4 times.

So you're posting this here because you didn't stop the fifth time?

I'm ashamed of my wasted opportunities.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Gooch on September 18, 2013, 09:05:57 AM
Quote from: TheHamburglar that did not happen
Hey wichita pak'rs, wanna meet up for a drink?

Quote from: Wichita pak'rs that did not happen
Yeah bud that sounds great. Pumphouse?

Quote from: TheHamburglar that did not happen
See ya there!
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on September 18, 2013, 09:17:52 AM
Could have gone in the Facebook posts thread, but fits here better I think...

Quote from:  Emo's friend
......when I go away on a trip, my body has a mind of it's own when it comes to digestion.

Last weekend we went on a trip and stayed at a hostel. I had the shits really bad but since the hostel was empty and all the rooms were open I decided to drop a 2 megaton crap in the room next door to ours to protect the children.

But the inevitable happened.......someone checked into the room I was shitting in while I was on the can. I heard someone come in and they were really happy with the room until the wife saw that the bathroom was occupied. They tried to force the door but I put my feet up against it. Then they shouted was there anyone in there? I stayed silent. Then the husband went to the front desk to complain and this is when I made my exit. But the wife saw me and all I could say was 'I am sorry, but I have a bad stomach and this room was empty, but at least you have a nice view'.

My eff. What shame.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 3maw on September 18, 2013, 01:20:13 PM
this is a terrible moment from my past.

one of my current best buds and i grew up in elementary school together, well one march day kstate happened to be playing some other loser team in the b12 tourney during school, so he snuck in a fancy radio with small earphones in to listen and give us score updates without our teacher knowing... eventually our teacher was like BTW cats are up xxx-xxx against xxx. and i said, unknowingly, "oh no, bob said that we're actually up by xxx!" and teacher was like "wut" and he got in trouble.  :'bye cruel world:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: lopakman on September 22, 2013, 08:42:36 AM
Took a cab home from pissclams place last night.  I gave the cab driver my address and then passed out in the backseat.  When the cab driver woke me up we were in my neighbors driveway.  I proceeded to open the door, throw up all over the driveway and then walk across the street to my house.  I am literally looking out the window right now and I see my neighbor outside.  I don't know if he knows it was me or not, but I'm not saying anything. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: resident LibBot dick holder on September 22, 2013, 12:24:43 PM
Get a new house.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Tobias on September 23, 2013, 10:45:00 AM
Took a cab home from pissclams place last night.  I gave the cab driver my address and then passed out in the backseat.  When the cab driver woke me up we were in my neighbors driveway.  I proceeded to open the door, throw up all over the driveway and then walk across the street to my house.  I am literally looking out the window right now and I see my neighbor outside.  I don't know if he knows it was me or not, but I'm not saying anything.

that was some aggressive drinking sat night :lol:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: lopakman on September 23, 2013, 10:47:34 AM
Took a cab home from pissclams place last night.  I gave the cab driver my address and then passed out in the backseat.  When the cab driver woke me up we were in my neighbors driveway.  I proceeded to open the door, throw up all over the driveway and then walk across the street to my house.  I am literally looking out the window right now and I see my neighbor outside.  I don't know if he knows it was me or not, but I'm not saying anything.

that was some aggressive drinking sat night :lol:

I knew I was in for a rough ride when the first thing 'clams made me do when I arrived was take a shot of Mezcal, which was very good by the way. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: XocolateThundarr on September 23, 2013, 11:09:57 AM
Took a cab home from pissclams place last night.  I gave the cab driver my address and then passed out in the backseat.  When the cab driver woke me up we were in my neighbors driveway.  I proceeded to open the door, throw up all over the driveway and then walk across the street to my house.  I am literally looking out the window right now and I see my neighbor outside.  I don't know if he knows it was me or not, but I'm not saying anything.

that was some aggressive drinking sat night :lol:

I knew I was in for a rough ride when the first thing 'clams made me do when I arrived was take a shot of Mezcal, which was very good by the way. 

 :lol:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: mocat on September 23, 2013, 11:27:43 AM
Took a cab home from pissclams place last night.  I gave the cab driver my address and then passed out in the backseat.  When the cab driver woke me up we were in my neighbors driveway.  I proceeded to open the door, throw up all over the driveway and then walk across the street to my house.  I am literally looking out the window right now and I see my neighbor outside.  I don't know if he knows it was me or not, but I'm not saying anything.

lopakman? more like superpakman
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: kitten_mittons on September 23, 2013, 11:37:38 AM
Took a cab home from pissclams place last night.  I gave the cab driver my address and then passed out in the backseat.  When the cab driver woke me up we were in my neighbors driveway.  I proceeded to open the door, throw up all over the driveway and then walk across the street to my house.  I am literally looking out the window right now and I see my neighbor outside.  I don't know if he knows it was me or not, but I'm not saying anything.
I left the pak before any heavy drinking commenced.  That should be the shame from this thread.  Instead, after we went to Westport I was too drunk to drive.  So k_m and k_m_g/f slept in the back seat of my car. :/
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: lopakman on September 23, 2013, 01:01:20 PM
Took a cab home from pissclams place last night.  I gave the cab driver my address and then passed out in the backseat.  When the cab driver woke me up we were in my neighbors driveway.  I proceeded to open the door, throw up all over the driveway and then walk across the street to my house.  I am literally looking out the window right now and I see my neighbor outside.  I don't know if he knows it was me or not, but I'm not saying anything.

lopakman? more like superpakman

 :lol: 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: CNS on September 23, 2013, 01:08:15 PM
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Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: XocolateThundarr on September 23, 2013, 01:09:36 PM
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Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on September 23, 2013, 01:12:42 PM
Got hammered Friday (top 3 drunkest nights ever), threw up all over my bathroom, couldn't get out of bed Saturday, missed the mhk ctr pak, slept through the 2nd half  :frown:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: XocolateThundarr on September 23, 2013, 01:16:09 PM
Got hammered Friday (top 3 drunkest nights ever), threw up all over my bathroom, couldn't get out of bed Saturday, missed the mhk ctr pak, slept through the 2nd half  :frown:

So did most of the offensive coaches evidently.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: lopakman on September 23, 2013, 01:20:08 PM
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 :love:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 23, 2013, 01:37:51 PM
Got hammered Friday (top 3 drunkest nights ever), threw up all over my bathroom, couldn't get out of bed Saturday, missed the mhk ctr pak, slept through the 2nd half  :frown:

absolutely pathetic
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on September 23, 2013, 01:40:57 PM
Got hammered Friday (top 3 drunkest nights ever), threw up all over my bathroom, couldn't get out of bed Saturday, missed the mhk ctr pak, slept through the 2nd half  :frown:

absolutely pathetic

I really don't give a eff.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on September 23, 2013, 02:26:49 PM
Got hammered Friday (top 3 drunkest nights ever), threw up all over my bathroom, couldn't get out of bed Saturday, missed the mhk ctr pak, slept through the 2nd half  :frown:

absolutely pathetic

I really don't give a eff.

Same ass the offensive coaches amirite?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on September 23, 2013, 02:26:50 PM
Crashed on a couch on Saturday night after trying to OD on brain juice. Passed out fully clothed, shoes, everything. Buddy took my shoes off and gave me a blanket at some point. Woke up in the morning and saw some underwear that looked like mine on the ground, checked myself and sure enough, was wearing pants and no underwear. No memories of how this may have happened. None of the other people who stayed there could fill in the details either.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on September 23, 2013, 02:31:40 PM
Crashed on a couch on Saturday night after trying to OD on brain juice. Passed out fully clothed, shoes, everything. Buddy took my shoes off and gave me a blanket at some point. Woke up in the morning and saw some underwear that looked like mine on the ground, checked myself and sure enough, was wearing pants and no underwear. No memories of how this may have happened. None of the other people who stayed there could fill in the details either.


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Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 23, 2013, 02:35:22 PM
Got hammered Friday (top 3 drunkest nights ever), threw up all over my bathroom, couldn't get out of bed Saturday, missed the mhk ctr pak, slept through the 2nd half  :frown:

absolutely pathetic

I really don't give a eff.

you should. don't do the crime if you can't pay the fine. get out of bed and do something the next day you lazy pos.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on September 23, 2013, 02:41:29 PM
Got hammered Friday (top 3 drunkest nights ever), threw up all over my bathroom, couldn't get out of bed Saturday, missed the mhk ctr pak, slept through the 2nd half  :frown:

absolutely pathetic

I really don't give a eff.

you should. don't do the crime if you can't pay the fine. get out of bed and do something the next day you lazy pos.

Seems like you are looking for the judge others thread, rick. This is actually the shame yourself thread.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 23, 2013, 02:43:59 PM
Got hammered Friday (top 3 drunkest nights ever), threw up all over my bathroom, couldn't get out of bed Saturday, missed the mhk ctr pak, slept through the 2nd half  :frown:

absolutely pathetic

I really don't give a eff.

you should. don't do the crime if you can't pay the fine. get out of bed and do something the next day you lazy pos.

Seems like you are looking for the judge others thread, rick. This is actually the shame yourself thread.

i was just agreeing with his decision to shame himself. is that a different thread too though and this is just a thread where you are supposed to tell people that they shouldn't be shaming themselves or something?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 23, 2013, 02:45:34 PM
Got hammered Friday (top 3 drunkest nights ever), threw up all over my bathroom, couldn't get out of bed Saturday, missed the mhk ctr pak, slept through the 2nd half  :frown:

absolutely pathetic

I really don't give a eff.

you should. don't do the crime if you can't pay the fine. get out of bed and do something the next day you lazy pos.

Seems like you are looking for the judge others thread, rick. This is actually the shame yourself thread.

i was just agreeing with his decision to shame himself. is that a different thread too though and this is just a thread where you are supposed to tell people that they shouldn't be shaming themselves or something?
take it to the thread about things that aren't worthy of a thread
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on September 23, 2013, 02:46:36 PM
Got hammered Friday (top 3 drunkest nights ever), threw up all over my bathroom, couldn't get out of bed Saturday, missed the mhk ctr pak, slept through the 2nd half  :frown:

absolutely pathetic

I really don't give a eff.

you should. don't do the crime if you can't pay the fine. get out of bed and do something the next day you lazy pos.

Seems like you are looking for the judge others thread, rick. This is actually the shame yourself thread.

i was just agreeing with his decision to shame himself. is that a different thread too though and this is just a thread where you are supposed to tell people that they shouldn't be shaming themselves or something?

Good question. You're the mod-dork though, i'm just a troll, shouldn't you know the answer?
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 23, 2013, 02:54:01 PM
so to summarize...

e3-wow i'm stupid because i did this and i feel pretty stupid now.
daris-yeah that was pretty stupid. good call on feeling stupid about it.
e3-screw you.
8man-yeah screw you daris.
daris-umm, i was agreeing with him.
8man-rabble, rabble, rabble.
daris then summarizes the discussion so far.
and scene.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 23, 2013, 03:09:39 PM
so to summarize...

e3-wow i'm stupid because i did this and i feel pretty stupid now.
daris-yeah that was pretty stupid. good call on feeling stupid about it.
e3-screw you.
8man-yeah screw you daris.
daris-umm, i was agreeing with him.
8man-rabble, rabble, rabble.
daris then summarizes the discussion so far.
and scene.
you came to the right thread.. thank you for shaming yourself
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 8manpick on September 23, 2013, 03:27:27 PM
so to summarize...

e3-wow i'm stupid because i did this and i feel pretty stupid now.
daris-yeah that was pretty stupid. good call on feeling stupid about it.
e3-screw you.
8man-yeah screw you daris.
daris-umm, i was agreeing with him.
8man-rabble, rabble, rabble.
daris then summarizes the discussion so far.
and scene.

:dubious:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: FP TC etc. on September 23, 2013, 11:01:59 PM
daris, you're supposed to do something shameful and then post about it here.

not use this thread to do shameful things (like your terrible posting)
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: slobber on September 24, 2013, 12:50:51 PM
In the Ranni thread, I was convinced that a vis was Ranni's ex one she dropped her first bomb with all of the names. I would have bet a lot of money on it.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: TheHamburglar on September 24, 2013, 02:14:54 PM
Crashed on a couch on Saturday night after trying to OD on brain juice. Passed out fully clothed, shoes, everything. Buddy took my shoes off and gave me a blanket at some point. Woke up in the morning and saw some underwear that looked like mine on the ground, checked myself and sure enough, was wearing pants and no underwear. No memories of how this may have happened. None of the other people who stayed there could fill in the details either.

I passed out in my friends hallway at 2:00am.  He claimed he stepped over me at 3:30 to go to bed. The next morning his roommate woke up and found me in the hallway covered in grass stains. My friend said they weren't there when he went to bed.  No clue what happened in those 4.5 hours.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: TheHamburglar on September 24, 2013, 02:16:50 PM
When I saw the drop things off a tall building thread I immediately started to hope that no one has posted Kramer's Play Now rubber ball. When I saw someone already used it I was disappointed.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Mr Bread on September 24, 2013, 02:34:57 PM
Crashed on a couch on Saturday night after trying to OD on brain juice. Passed out fully clothed, shoes, everything. Buddy took my shoes off and gave me a blanket at some point. Woke up in the morning and saw some underwear that looked like mine on the ground, checked myself and sure enough, was wearing pants and no underwear. No memories of how this may have happened. None of the other people who stayed there could fill in the details either.

I passed out in my friends hallway at 2:00am.  He claimed he stepped over me at 3:30 to go to bed. The next morning his roommate woke up and found me in the hallway covered in grass stains. My friend said they weren't there when he went to bed.  No clue what happened in those 4.5 hours.

Maybe you got raped out of doors and then wandered back inside.  The good news is sounds like you put up a fight. 
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 25, 2013, 09:38:29 PM
When I saw the drop things off a tall building thread I immediately started to hope that no one has posted Kramer's Play Now rubber ball. When I saw someone already used it I was disappointed.

Looks like you just got BEEEEANED by a giant BALL OF OIL.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: ShellShock on September 26, 2013, 08:58:09 AM
A year or two back, I was in Toronto for a professional conference. We were staying at a "green" hostel that was run by a bunch of students and hippies close to the bar scene and the conference center. We went out one night before leaving and got the most pak'd we've ever been at the best bar in the world (another story for another thread) and came back and crashed hard at about 4am. Our flight was leaving the next morning early so I woke up and just destroyed the community bathroom (which was a pretty tiny one...two showers, two holes and two sinks). I'm talking about absolute destruction...puke containing all kinds of food and garbage from the week of eating terrible everywhere and all the different colors of booze imaginable. I thought that I would just act like it didn't happen and walk/check out and leave my problems in Toronto unnoticed, but when I walked out, there was a chick (i'm assumed she was staff) standing in the hallway ready to clean the bathroom. She told me to F off after she saw what just transpired in the bathroom so I gave her a high five and walked away.

To this day, I can't remember whether she was staff cleaning it, or whether I was in the girls bathroom...  :facepalm:

That weekend in Toronto we also got caught in the airport worker slowdown strike. Being hungover in an airport that's packed to the brim all freaking day was the worst day of my life.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Emo EMAW on September 26, 2013, 09:28:39 AM
A year or two back, I was in Toronto for a professional conference. We were staying at a "green" hostel that was run by a bunch of students and hippies close to the bar scene and the conference center. We went out one night before leaving and got the most pak'd we've ever been at the best bar in the world (another story for another thread) and came back and crashed hard at about 4am. Our flight was leaving the next morning early so I woke up and just destroyed the community bathroom (which was a pretty tiny one...two showers, two holes and two sinks). I'm talking about absolute destruction...puke containing all kinds of food and garbage from the week of eating terrible everywhere and all the different colors of booze imaginable. I thought that I would just act like it didn't happen and walk/check out and leave my problems in Toronto unnoticed, but when I walked out, there was a chick (i'm assumed she was staff) standing in the hallway ready to clean the bathroom. She told me to F off after she saw what just transpired in the bathroom so I gave her a high five and walked away.

To this day, I can't remember whether she was staff cleaning it, or whether I was in the girls bathroom...  :facepalm:

That weekend in Toronto we also got caught in the airport worker slowdown strike. Being hungover in an airport that's packed to the brim all freaking day was the worst day of my life.

Mods, please move to stud/boss moves thread.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: Brock Landers on September 26, 2013, 09:32:02 AM
A year or two back, I was in Toronto for a professional conference. We were staying at a "green" hostel that was run by a bunch of students and hippies close to the bar scene and the conference center. We went out one night before leaving and got the most pak'd we've ever been at the best bar in the world (another story for another thread) and came back and crashed hard at about 4am. Our flight was leaving the next morning early so I woke up and just destroyed the community bathroom (which was a pretty tiny one...two showers, two holes and two sinks). I'm talking about absolute destruction...puke containing all kinds of food and garbage from the week of eating terrible everywhere and all the different colors of booze imaginable. I thought that I would just act like it didn't happen and walk/check out and leave my problems in Toronto unnoticed, but when I walked out, there was a chick (i'm assumed she was staff) standing in the hallway ready to clean the bathroom. She told me to F off after she saw what just transpired in the bathroom so I gave her a high five and walked away.

To this day, I can't remember whether she was staff cleaning it, or whether I was in the girls bathroom...  :facepalm:

That weekend in Toronto we also got caught in the airport worker slowdown strike. Being hungover in an airport that's packed to the brim all freaking day was the worst day of my life.

Mods, please move to stud/boss moves thread.


Yeah, no shame in this whatsoever.  High fiving the girl was the cherry on top.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: The Big Train on September 26, 2013, 01:27:00 PM
A year or two back, I was in Toronto for a professional conference. We were staying at a "green" hostel that was run by a bunch of students and hippies close to the bar scene and the conference center. We went out one night before leaving and got the most pak'd we've ever been at the best bar in the world (another story for another thread) and came back and crashed hard at about 4am. Our flight was leaving the next morning early so I woke up and just destroyed the community bathroom (which was a pretty tiny one...two showers, two holes and two sinks). I'm talking about absolute destruction...puke containing all kinds of food and garbage from the week of eating terrible everywhere and all the different colors of booze imaginable. I thought that I would just act like it didn't happen and walk/check out and leave my problems in Toronto unnoticed, but when I walked out, there was a chick (i'm assumed she was staff) standing in the hallway ready to clean the bathroom. She told me to F off after she saw what just transpired in the bathroom so I gave her a high five and walked away.

To this day, I can't remember whether she was staff cleaning it, or whether I was in the girls bathroom...  :facepalm:

That weekend in Toronto we also got caught in the airport worker slowdown strike. Being hungover in an airport that's packed to the brim all freaking day was the worst day of my life.

I remember calling you that night to see if you were out in aggieville.  Pretty sure there wasn't a complete sentence finished during the call.  Def no shame here.  :cheers:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: ShellShock on September 26, 2013, 01:35:14 PM
A year or two back, I was in Toronto for a professional conference. We were staying at a "green" hostel that was run by a bunch of students and hippies close to the bar scene and the conference center. We went out one night before leaving and got the most pak'd we've ever been at the best bar in the world (another story for another thread) and came back and crashed hard at about 4am. Our flight was leaving the next morning early so I woke up and just destroyed the community bathroom (which was a pretty tiny one...two showers, two holes and two sinks). I'm talking about absolute destruction...puke containing all kinds of food and garbage from the week of eating terrible everywhere and all the different colors of booze imaginable. I thought that I would just act like it didn't happen and walk/check out and leave my problems in Toronto unnoticed, but when I walked out, there was a chick (i'm assumed she was staff) standing in the hallway ready to clean the bathroom. She told me to F off after she saw what just transpired in the bathroom so I gave her a high five and walked away.

To this day, I can't remember whether she was staff cleaning it, or whether I was in the girls bathroom...  :facepalm:

That weekend in Toronto we also got caught in the airport worker slowdown strike. Being hungover in an airport that's packed to the brim all freaking day was the worst day of my life.

I remember calling you that night to see if you were out in aggieville.  Pretty sure there wasn't a complete sentence finished during the call.  Def no shame here.  :cheers:

I remember that too! Those f'n Canadians know how to party!  :shakesfist:
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: 'taterblast on September 26, 2013, 04:28:50 PM
spilled guac on my shirt at work. look like an idiot.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: asava on September 26, 2013, 04:45:32 PM
spilled guac on my shirt at work. look like an idiot.

gotta have back ups.
Title: Re: Shame Yourself
Post by: ShellShock on September 27, 2013, 07:53:11 AM
spilled guac on my shirt at work. look like an idiot.

gotta have back ups.