I once blew crap (brown milkshake thick sludge) all in/over my underwear/shorts/ a QT toilet stall in Park City. It was prob 15 minutes of the worst personal hell I’ve ever been in. It was everywhere. I had to rip off my boxers as to avoid more crap distribution. Then said boxers had to be used as a rag to clean up more crap/ rinse in toilet, then sop up more crap until I felt the stall was adequately cleaned (it really did end up pretty clean).
I mean, I don’t think anyone saw me go in, but there was definitely a guy in the next stall when I barreled in there, some sludge already seeping out into my boxers. He definitely noticed the crap explosion in which a non-negligible amount hit the floor.
And yes, after cleaning, I made sure no one else was in the restroom as I snuck out. Luckily the restrooms were right by the entrance/exit I parked by.