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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #30450 on: November 18, 2022, 07:13:55 PM »

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #30451 on: November 20, 2022, 10:03:28 AM »



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If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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« Reply #30452 on: November 20, 2022, 10:38:05 AM »



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If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #30453 on: November 23, 2022, 04:13:11 PM »

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #30454 on: November 23, 2022, 04:16:18 PM »
That’s pretty funny.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #30455 on: November 23, 2022, 04:58:31 PM »
Yeah it got a chuckle out of me

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #30456 on: November 25, 2022, 08:16:40 PM »
That’s pretty funny.
Mrs SSOC was eating pie with my pops and my aunt and he was like "did you see the thing on Facebook where Biden brought out a big turkey and wished everyone a happy July 4" and my aunt was like "well at least he is doing something to get those assault rifles off the street..." and she just kept her head down and kept eating pie.

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« Reply #30457 on: November 25, 2022, 08:25:22 PM »
That’s pretty funny.
Mrs SSOC was eating pie with my pops and my aunt and he was like "did you see the thing on Facebook where Biden brought out a big turkey and wished everyone a happy July 4" and my aunt was like "well at least he is doing something to get those assault rifles off the street..." and she just kept her head down and kept eating pie.

I would be willing to bet it was a very good pie. :D
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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #30458 on: November 30, 2022, 04:08:18 PM »
NSIAP. Did not know that enjoying the Cavs and Knicks was so at odds with being a true Kansan but here we are...

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RULES OF RURAL KANSAS ARE AS FOLLOWS:
1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked.
3. Let's get this straight; it's called a 'dirt road.' I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
4. They are cattle. They're live steaks. That's why they smell funny to you. But they smell like money to us. Get over it.
5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $450,000 combines that are driven only 3 weeks a year.
6. So every person in rural Kansas waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.
7. If that cell phone rings while an 8-point buck and 3 does are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.
8. Yeah, we eat taters, gravy, beans and cornbread. You really want sushi and caviar? It's available at Jim's bait shop..
9. The 'Opener' refers to the first day of deer season. It's religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.
10. We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardless of age.
11. No, there's no 'vegetarian special' on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey.
12. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three seasonings - salt, pepper, and ketchup. Oh, yeah.... We don't care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat ... IT AIN'T REAL CHILI!!
13. You bring 'coke' into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice.
14. You bring 'Mary Jane' into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.
15. College and high school football are as important here as the Cavs and the Knicks... and more fun to watch.
16. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards -- it spooks the fish.
17. Colleges? We have them all. We have State Universities , Community Colleges, and Vo-techs. They come outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at everybody when they come for the holidays.
18. Turn down that blasted car stereo! That thumpity-thump sound ain't music, anyway. We don't want to hear it anymore than we want to see your boxers. Refer back to #1.
19. Four inches of snow isn't a blizzard - it's a flurry. Drive in it like you got some sense, and DON'T take all our bread, milk, and bleach from the grocery stores. This ain't Alaska . Worst case you may have to live a whole day without croissants. The pickups with snowplows will have you out the next day.
A true KANSAN will send this on!!!
20. By the way.... if you want to talk to God in Kansas, it's a local call.

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #30459 on: November 30, 2022, 04:12:53 PM »
pretty sure that Fw.FW.FWW.FW type email has been going around since the early 2000's. I may have it saved in my hotmail.
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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #30460 on: November 30, 2022, 04:30:27 PM »
That’s the cringiest thing I’ve ever seen


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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #30461 on: November 30, 2022, 04:40:09 PM »
I can't think of a season when the two specific teams you'd pick for that point would be Cavs and Knicks.

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #30462 on: November 30, 2022, 04:58:24 PM »
Real kansans HATE Cincinnati (@chum1)
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #30470 on: November 30, 2022, 06:42:42 PM »
IC, where the eff are you from?

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #30471 on: November 30, 2022, 07:59:40 PM »
Absolutely gold mine, IC!

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #30472 on: November 30, 2022, 09:41:16 PM »
love how #6 on that completely contradicts all the others

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #30473 on: November 30, 2022, 09:41:49 PM »
"It's called being polite, you dumb $!#*!"

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #30474 on: December 01, 2022, 08:00:57 AM »
"It's called being polite, you dumb $!#*!"
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