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Re: I don't like Iowa State ( & WHO'S GOING TO AMES TO TELL 'EM?)
« Reply #350 on: January 27, 2013, 12:10:53 PM »
LOL being in the student section I witnessed the flag fight or whatever you want to call it. But HOLY S***! That kid who was running with the Puerto Rico flag, yikes... You ran like 3 sections and looked tired AF. Bro, coming from another bro, I want to wish you the best of luck in you surviving diabetes. Or you're surely on your way to a nice case of type 2 diabetes. Have you ever heard of exercise or working out? My god, people like you are what destroy our obesity stats. I'm sure your parents are a bunch of fat pieces of s*** and don't take much pride in you, but man, hit up the gym. Whoever the obese kid was, i'm so sorry for you for a few reasons. 1. because you are obviously overweight (it's alright though) 2. you have probably never seen your own penis (sorry bro, fat chicks need loving too. keep that in mind) and 3. you got straight up embarassed at hilton on saturday. Take it sleazy... and i'm out :flush:

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Re: I don't like Iowa State ( & WHO'S GOING TO AMES TO TELL 'EM?)
« Reply #351 on: January 27, 2013, 12:16:24 PM »
Their posting style is exactly how they act. They have plenty of corny things to say from a distance but the insecurity prevents them from having real conversations. There were two people who had conversations with us all weekend, an ISU grad in the restaurant on Friday night who lived in Manhattan and no longer lives in Ames and the second was a guy sitting next to us who went to ISU but professed to be an Illinois fan. This is no coincidence, these people are scared of outside interaction. I was in Ames until 7 PM last night, in my gE gear and I didn't hear a peep from anyone. I come on here and read all of this anonymous gum flapping, its hilarious.

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Re: I don't like Iowa State ( & WHO'S GOING TO AMES TO TELL 'EM?)
« Reply #352 on: January 27, 2013, 12:21:36 PM »
So we go to eat pizza at a spot on main street, the same main street with the power plant/trash burning facility pictured earlier in this thread. We're eating and behind us there is a guy talking very loudly but monotone for like 10 minutes straight about the keys to winning the game. I thought someone was being interviewed on the radio but it was just a dude talking to his wife and kids who just wanted to eat pizza.

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Re: I don't like Iowa State ( & WHO'S GOING TO AMES TO TELL 'EM?)
« Reply #353 on: January 27, 2013, 12:21:59 PM »
We're the best in the world
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Re: I don't like Iowa State ( & WHO'S GOING TO AMES TO TELL 'EM?)
« Reply #354 on: January 27, 2013, 12:22:43 PM »
They just aren't used to fans being willing to travel to their shithole city/campus.  They don't know how to interact properly.  I would be embarassed if we had a thread for every opposing fan interaction for every game

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Re: I don't like Iowa State ( & WHO'S GOING TO AMES TO TELL 'EM?)
« Reply #355 on: January 27, 2013, 12:53:27 PM »
There was one ISU'r who mumbled to us after the game that we were "jackasses" and when pressed, let it be known that he used to be a fan of our school but NO MORE!

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Re: I don't like Iowa State ( & WHO'S GOING TO AMES TO TELL 'EM?)
« Reply #356 on: January 27, 2013, 12:54:33 PM »
We're the best in the world

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Re: I don't like Iowa State ( & WHO'S GOING TO AMES TO TELL 'EM?)
« Reply #357 on: January 27, 2013, 01:04:03 PM »
are all iowa state fans gingers?


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Re: I don't like Iowa State ( & WHO'S GOING TO AMES TO TELL 'EM?)
« Reply #358 on: January 27, 2013, 01:10:42 PM »
are all iowa state fans gingers?
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Re: I don't like Iowa State ( & WHO'S GOING TO AMES TO TELL 'EM?)
« Reply #359 on: January 27, 2013, 01:12:20 PM »
Btw, Suzy and I are now Facebook friends. Trim is pretty convinced this will be filly round 2.

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Re: I don't like Iowa State ( & WHO'S GOING TO AMES TO TELL 'EM?)
« Reply #360 on: January 27, 2013, 01:14:25 PM »
Btw, Suzy and I are now Facebook friends. Trim is pretty convinced this will be filly round 2.

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Re: I don't like Iowa State ( & WHO'S GOING TO AMES TO TELL 'EM?)
« Reply #361 on: January 27, 2013, 01:40:27 PM »
I'm like the fattest guy ever.
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Re: I don't like Iowa State ( & WHO'S GOING TO AMES TO TELL 'EM?)
« Reply #362 on: January 27, 2013, 01:42:11 PM »

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Re: I don't like Iowa State ( & WHO'S GOING TO AMES TO TELL 'EM?)
« Reply #363 on: January 27, 2013, 01:42:29 PM »
I mean, Nebraskans aren't even this socially awkward. Iowans are so weird.

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Re: I don't like Iowa State ( & WHO'S GOING TO AMES TO TELL 'EM?)
« Reply #364 on: January 27, 2013, 01:42:44 PM »
I'm like the fattest guy ever.

lol, I know. These people have a penchant for exaggeration and outright lying.

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I don't like Iowa State ( & WHO'S GOING TO AMES TO TELL 'EM?)
« Reply #365 on: January 27, 2013, 01:47:11 PM »
I mean, Nebraskans aren't even this socially awkward. Iowans are so weird.
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Re: I don't like Iowa State ( & WHO'S GOING TO AMES TO TELL 'EM?)
« Reply #366 on: January 27, 2013, 01:54:20 PM »
 :lol:

This is all hilarious, but I really enjoyed the part where MIR explained very loudly that we didn't agree to be their rivals.

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Re: I don't like Iowa State ( & WHO'S GOING TO AMES TO TELL 'EM?)
« Reply #367 on: January 27, 2013, 02:04:25 PM »
_guy edit your post, actually just delete it

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I don't like Iowa State ( & WHO'S GOING TO AMES TO TELL 'EM?)
« Reply #368 on: January 27, 2013, 02:05:26 PM »
My bad...

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Re: I don't like Iowa State ( & WHO'S GOING TO AMES TO TELL 'EM?)
« Reply #369 on: January 27, 2013, 02:07:09 PM »
Winters told me about the trip last night while we were PAK'ing. All I have to say is, LOL. Good job, guys. :ksu:

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Re: I don't like Iowa State ( & WHO'S GOING TO AMES TO TELL 'EM?)
« Reply #370 on: January 27, 2013, 02:07:37 PM »
what just happened.
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Re: I don't like Iowa State ( & WHO'S GOING TO AMES TO TELL 'EM?)
« Reply #371 on: January 27, 2013, 02:09:42 PM »
My bad...

All good. I'll talk about it but you included a detail I think we should talk around

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Re: I don't like Iowa State ( & WHO'S GOING TO AMES TO TELL 'EM?)
« Reply #372 on: January 27, 2013, 02:09:52 PM »
You guys are totally awesome  :excited: I agree with the cyclone though that guy was a fatty. Oh also thanks for giving money to our school  :driving:
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Re: I don't like Iowa State ( & WHO'S GOING TO AMES TO TELL 'EM?)
« Reply #373 on: January 27, 2013, 02:13:32 PM »
:lol:

This is all hilarious, but I really enjoyed the part where MIR explained very loudly that we didn't agree to be their rivals.

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Re: I don't like Iowa State ( & WHO'S GOING TO AMES TO TELL 'EM?)
« Reply #374 on: January 27, 2013, 02:13:46 PM »
Btw, Suzy and I are now Facebook friends. Trim is pretty convinced this will be filly round 2.

Yep, if anybody has more questions about Ames culture, have fanning check into it because he's going back this weekend.


Driving all the way to Ames just to get some poon? 


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