I caught myself in Wee Britain (arrested development reference ) yesterday. Not only do these backwoods hillbillies still drive on the wrong side of the road, but they also still fly the old union jack proudly and profusely. I was so offended!
Don't they know we won that war? Don't they know how offensive is to tea and tobacco farmers? One of my ancestors was an Indian (casino, not convenience store) who faught alongside the British in the revolutionary war for money. When those idiots lost to a bunch of New York peasants he was imprisoned and his undeveloped land farmed fo, get this, profit. I hate everyone!