obviously, skeets is a dirtbag rule breaker.
For all of you who have dared pedal around campus, from day one your cycle hits the sidewalks, parking services harps on you to register your bike.
skeetbag decided he was "too cool" for that, and walked around the law.
and look what happened. an aggressive, experienced, thief took away his 8th grade christmas present.
REGISTER YOUR BIKES.