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Spencer Kietzman, apologize to Jacob Pullen
« on: July 05, 2012, 03:24:31 PM »
Told his dad that Jacob Pullen stole his bike.  And that Jake carried around some small wire cutters in his back pocket to cut bike locks (LOL that any kind of wire cutters could cut a bike lock) and that he saw Jake on his bike (LOL that there is only one crappy bike that looks like his).

Skeetbag, you know that is such a lie and you were trying to regale your dad with a funny story to make you look interesting.

What a rough ridin' dork you are.


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Re: Spencer Kietzman, why are you making up lies about Jacob Pullen
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2012, 03:27:25 PM »
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Re: Spencer Kietzman, why are you making up lies about Jacob Pullen
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2012, 03:28:55 PM »
I heard the hummer Beasley was driving was actually Skeetbag's.

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Re: Spencer Kietzman, why are you making up lies about Jacob Pullen
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2012, 03:29:21 PM »
Was this retold on 810?  If so, good god...

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Re: Spencer Kietzman, why are you making up lies about Jacob Pullen
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2012, 03:40:00 PM »
Was this retold on 810?  If so, good god...

Yup.  KK was talking about riding bikes on Cape Cod (he had never been there what a huge noob) and how he liked biking and may go buy one.  Then said he gave his to Spence to take to KSU.  Then went into the story...it was so ridiculous that it was obviously made up by Spencer to sound interesting when he was talking to his dad and other 810 idiots who wouldn't call bullshit.  But it was completely fake. 

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Re: Spencer Kietzman, why are you making up lies about Jacob Pullen
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2012, 03:41:07 PM »
Was this retold on 810?  If so, good god...

Yup.  KK was talking about riding bikes on Cape Cod (he had never been there what a huge noob) and how he liked biking and may go buy one.  Then said he gave his to Spence to take to KSU.  Then went into the story...it was so ridiculous that it was obviously made up by Spencer to sound interesting when he was talking to his dad and other 810 idiots who wouldn't call bullshit.  But it was completely fake. 

Told during something that they'll put up as a podcast or replay later?

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Re: Spencer Kietzman, why are you making up lies about Jacob Pullen
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2012, 03:49:18 PM »
Was this retold on 810?  If so, good god...

Yup.  KK was talking about riding bikes on Cape Cod (he had never been there what a huge noob) and how he liked biking and may go buy one.  Then said he gave his to Spence to take to KSU.  Then went into the story...it was so ridiculous that it was obviously made up by Spencer to sound interesting when he was talking to his dad and other 810 idiots who wouldn't call bullshit.  But it was completely fake. 

Told during something that they'll put up as a podcast or replay later?

If KK podcasts awful vacation stories and fake stories by his son, yes.  Otherwise, they weren't really talking any sports.

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Re: Spencer Kietzman, why are you making up lies about Jacob Pullen
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2012, 04:04:49 PM »
I am to believe that Jake Pullen, known baller, carried around wire cutters so he could steal bicycles.

The image of Jake Pullen on a bicycle in and of itself is absurd on its face.

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Re: Spencer Kietzman, why are you making up lies about Jacob Pullen
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2012, 04:09:09 PM »
Really want to see someone summarize this for Jake on twitter and include lil kietz's twitter handle. 


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Re: Spencer Kietzman, why are you making up lies about Jacob Pullen
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2012, 04:17:16 PM »
I am to believe that Jake Pullen, known baller, carried around wire cutters so he could steal bicycles.

The image of Jake Pullen on a bicycle in and of itself is absurd on its face.

Spencer told Kevin that Jacob carried these wire cutters in his back pocket everywhere on campus and if he was running late to practice *snip* he'd cut a bike lock and ride over to Bram, then leave the bik outside of Bram indefinitely.


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Re: Spencer Kietzman, why are you making up lies about Jacob Pullen
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2012, 04:17:24 PM »
yeah heard this a few minutes ago. rough ridin' weird story, and BITB acted so "oh, by the way, might as well share this story" about it.

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Re: Spencer Kietzman, why are you making up lies about Jacob Pullen
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2012, 04:21:23 PM »
yeah heard this a few minutes ago. rough ridin' weird story, and BITB acted so "oh, by the way, might as well share this story" about it.

eff, he told it again?  I tried listening for a bit but he and Jack Harry were bitching about the yankees or something.

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Re: Spencer Kietzman, why are you making up lies about Jacob Pullen
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2012, 04:22:10 PM »
yeah heard this a few minutes ago. rough ridin' weird story, and BITB acted so "oh, by the way, might as well share this story" about it.

was he doing his patented kietz chuckle while telling it?

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Re: Spencer Kietzman, why are you making up lies about Jacob Pullen
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2012, 04:23:10 PM »
yeah heard this a few minutes ago. rough ridin' weird story, and BITB acted so "oh, by the way, might as well share this story" about it.

eff, he told it again?  I tried listening for a bit but he and Jack Harry were bitching about the yankees or something.

well no i just heard it when he mentioned it. "few minutes ago" might not be accurate. can't exactly remember how long ago it happened. i'm in a world of cubicle-induced brain mush right now.

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Re: Spencer Kietzman, why are you making up lies about Jacob Pullen
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2012, 04:23:32 PM »
yeah heard this a few minutes ago. rough ridin' weird story, and BITB acted so "oh, by the way, might as well share this story" about it.

was he doing his patented kietz chuckle while telling it?

oh hell yeah. spot on.

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Re: Spencer Kietzman, why are you making up lies about Jacob Pullen
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2012, 04:29:52 PM »
I am to believe that Jake Pullen, known baller, carried around wire cutters so he could steal bicycles.

The image of Jake Pullen on a bicycle in and of itself is absurd on its face.

Spencer told Kevin that Jacob carried these wire cutters in his back pocket everywhere on campus and if he was running late to practice *snip* he'd cut a bike lock and ride over to Bram, then leave the bik outside of Bram indefinitely.

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Re: Spencer Kietzman, why are you making up lies about Jacob Pullen
« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2012, 04:31:14 PM »
seriously, who casually accuses a school's leading scorer of a crime on live radio?

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Re: Spencer Kietzman, why are you making up lies about Jacob Pullen
« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2012, 04:31:30 PM »
1. I hope it's true
2. eff him for saying that on air

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Re: Spencer Kietzman, why are you making up lies about Jacob Pullen
« Reply #18 on: July 05, 2012, 04:34:29 PM »
1. I hope it's true
2. eff him for saying that on air

pro tip:  it's not true.

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Re: Spencer Kietzman, why are you making up lies about Jacob Pullen
« Reply #19 on: July 05, 2012, 04:34:47 PM »
Maybe if more of ballers would have carried wire snippers with them, they wouldn't have been late to practice and forced to play reduced minutes. Gamecocks, pay attention here to the valuable information that has just leaked. All players should get a gift (Vaughn isn't in SC) of a pair of wire cutters.

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Spencer Kietzman, why are you making up lies about Jacob Pullen
« Reply #20 on: July 05, 2012, 04:45:36 PM »
I never saw jake on a bicycle. It's so false. He had iPhones full of fillies who would drop anything at anytime for the chance to do him a favor. Why would he ever need a bike?

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Re: Spencer Kietzman, why are you making up lies about Jacob Pullen
« Reply #21 on: July 05, 2012, 04:50:49 PM »
I never saw jake on a bicycle. It's so false. He had iPhones full of fillies who would drop anything at anytime for the chance to do him a favor. Why would he ever need a bike?

Pretty sure bike locks can't be cut by a pair of wire cutters you'd carry in your back pocket either, but that doesn't stop Spencer.

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Re: Spencer Kietzman, why are you making up lies about Jacob Pullen
« Reply #22 on: July 05, 2012, 04:51:50 PM »
Hey bitb, Little shitstain keetz sold it for hard addictive drugs, sold you a truck load of bs that you ate up regergetated on air outing your son as the junky loser pussy that he is.
I once blew clove smoke in a guy's face that cut in front of me in the line to KJ's.

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Re: Spencer Kietzman, why are you making up lies about Jacob Pullen
« Reply #23 on: July 05, 2012, 05:03:05 PM »
Hey bitb, Little shitstain keetz sold it for hard addictive drugs, sold you a truck load of bs that you ate up regergetated on air outing your son as the junky loser pussy that he is.

I think spencer just got it stolen but wanted a story to tell.

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Spencer Kietzman, why are you making up lies about Jacob Pullen
« Reply #24 on: July 05, 2012, 05:12:27 PM »
Spence, our Merc doesn't hire LIARS.