Real Chicago pros go to the Rainforest Cafe downtown. I am not surprised in the least that a bunch of pud Kansans don't know that. #rubes
If you want a little bit more of a rock n roll vibe then head on over to the Rock N Roll McDonald's also dowtown. Do not be a fool and go to the Hard Rock Cafe on accident. I know you goofballs would probably do just that, so don't.