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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3525 on: November 20, 2013, 11:35:40 AM »
Knock that crap out of the park tonight fanning.   :cheers:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3526 on: November 20, 2013, 11:36:12 AM »
over a month. i dont pee on her stuff though and things are great.
It was my stuff. You guys are really bad at following stories.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3527 on: November 20, 2013, 11:36:36 AM »
3 weeks.  Drink lots of apple juice. 

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3528 on: November 20, 2013, 11:40:02 AM »
3 weeks.  Drink lots of apple juice.
Does this really help?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3529 on: November 20, 2013, 11:42:41 AM »
How did you resolve the losing of the key? :impatient:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3530 on: November 20, 2013, 11:44:35 AM »
over a month. i dont pee on her stuff though and things are great.
It was my stuff. You guys are really bad at following stories.

oh i wasnt making fun of you i was just stating i dont pee on her stuff. sometime i pee on my stuff.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3531 on: November 20, 2013, 11:53:09 AM »
over a month. i dont pee on her stuff though and things are great.
It was my stuff. You guys are really bad at following stories.

oh i wasnt making fun of you i was just stating i dont pee on her stuff. sometime i pee on my stuff.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3532 on: November 20, 2013, 11:53:50 AM »
How did you resolve the losing of the key? :impatient:
I'm going to pay for another one. Her maintenance guy let her in for the time being.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3533 on: November 20, 2013, 12:01:27 PM »
Several months at a time.  We made like a 7-10 though and split.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3534 on: November 20, 2013, 01:08:49 PM »
I agree bud. In other news, the word frat is great trolling bait on here. :slidesnoteintopocket:

Take it easy wacky, your bff ben ji was a frat star back in the day  :shakesfist:

most of us were

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3535 on: November 20, 2013, 01:59:42 PM »
like 4-6 months a couple of times

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3536 on: November 20, 2013, 02:04:16 PM »
like 4-6 months a couple of times
Wowsers!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3537 on: November 20, 2013, 02:18:13 PM »
stevesie and jakesie are BOTH complete dork boxes, wacky

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« Reply #3538 on: November 20, 2013, 02:25:11 PM »
stevesie and jakesie are BOTH complete dork boxes, wacky
I know, right? :D

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3539 on: November 20, 2013, 02:27:45 PM »
What's the longest you've been away from a significant other? My home girl is getting back today after being on business overseas for 3 weeks. She was in Dubai and Hong Kong.
While in the Navy, my longest submarine patrol was 86 days. No mail for 65+ days. Nowadays, I look forward to a week in Cleveland.  :driving:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3540 on: November 20, 2013, 02:39:52 PM »
CNS Wife graduated a semester before me.  We saw each other pretty much every weekend, but still sucked.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3541 on: November 20, 2013, 02:51:18 PM »
My wife is flying to Seattle tomorrow to visit her Dad in the hospital.  It's a one way flight cause he's really sick and we don't know if he is going to make it.  It's kind of weird not knowing when she's going to return.  I know I should show more sympathy for my father in law but he's not a very nice person. 
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3542 on: November 20, 2013, 03:03:12 PM »
My wife is flying to Seattle tomorrow to visit her Dad in the hospital.  It's a one way flight cause he's really sick and we don't know if he is going to make it.  It's kind of weird not knowing when she's going to return.  I know I should show more sympathy for my father in law but he's not a very nice person.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3543 on: November 20, 2013, 03:06:48 PM »
My wife is flying to Seattle tomorrow to visit her Dad in the hospital.  It's a one way flight cause he's really sick and we don't know if he is going to make it.  It's kind of weird not knowing when she's going to return.  I know I should show more sympathy for my father in law but he's not a very nice person.

yeah, don't worry about it. just show sympathy to her. I never understood the desire to feel bad or be nice to someone who's a bad person because they're dying. if they are/were an bad person they are/were an bad person and you shouldn't feel guilty about it.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3544 on: November 20, 2013, 03:08:56 PM »
My wife is flying to Seattle tomorrow to visit her Dad in the hospital.  It's a one way flight cause he's really sick and we don't know if he is going to make it.  It's kind of weird not knowing when she's going to return.  I know I should show more sympathy for my father in law but he's not a very nice person.

Are you Mr. Mom-ing it?

For the next few days yes.  My parents are flying in on Tuesday for Thanksgiving so that will be some help. 
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3545 on: November 20, 2013, 03:17:21 PM »
My wife is flying to Seattle tomorrow to visit her Dad in the hospital.  It's a one way flight cause he's really sick and we don't know if he is going to make it.  It's kind of weird not knowing when she's going to return.  I know I should show more sympathy for my father in law but he's not a very nice person.

yeah, don't worry about it. just show sympathy to her. I never understood the desire to feel bad or be nice to someone who's a bad person because they're dying. if they are/were an bad person they are/were an bad person and you shouldn't feel guilty about it.

Good point.  Now all of a sudden he wants to take an interest in my wife and our kid's life.  Like where the hell were you when my wife was growing up.  Cheating on your wife, getting drunk and then hitting your kids, that's where.  I've never been very tolerant of him based on his prior actions and I've already started thinking about how we should spend the inheritance. 
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3546 on: November 20, 2013, 03:18:55 PM »
My wife is flying to Seattle tomorrow to visit her Dad in the hospital.  It's a one way flight cause he's really sick and we don't know if he is going to make it.  It's kind of weird not knowing when she's going to return.  I know I should show more sympathy for my father in law but he's not a very nice person.

yeah, don't worry about it. just show sympathy to her. I never understood the desire to feel bad or be nice to someone who's a bad person because they're dying. if they are/were an bad person they are/were an bad person and you shouldn't feel guilty about it.

Good point.  Now all of a sudden he wants to take an interest in my wife and our kid's life.  Like where the hell were you when my wife was growing up.  Cheating on your wife, getting drunk and then hitting your kids, that's where.  I've never been very tolerant of him based on his prior actions and I've already started thinking about how we should spend the inheritance.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3547 on: November 20, 2013, 03:20:41 PM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3548 on: November 20, 2013, 03:36:33 PM »
I agree bud. In other news, the word frat is great trolling bait on here. :slidesnoteintopocket:

Take it easy wacky, your bff ben ji was a frat star back in the day  :shakesfist:

most of us were

lol at Limestone for thinking Triangle was a real fraternity.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3549 on: November 21, 2013, 02:56:38 AM »
stevesie and jakesie are BOTH complete dork boxes, wacky

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