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Offline 8manpick

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3500 on: November 12, 2013, 09:39:21 AM »
Quote from: WackySquawk08 on November 12, 2013, 09:29:33 AM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on November 12, 2013, 09:24:12 AM
WC is just really paranoid, thinks everyone is out to get him, very narcissistic person.
I don't think it has anything to do with being narcissistic when you're constantly being attacked over dumb crap. I just think it's rough ridin' stupid. I mean, it is what it is, but it gets old.
When you over share every detail of your life on a message board that even the fairly public posters are about 10% as public as you are, you open yourself up to catch some crap. Throw in being sensitive and overreacting to any perceived slight, and it's basically a perfect storm. It's what makes you the poster you are, and what makes gE.com gE.com.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3501 on: November 12, 2013, 09:45:24 AM »
Quote from: WackySquawk08 on November 12, 2013, 08:56:32 AM
Quote from: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on November 12, 2013, 08:53:58 AM
what is this i dont even...
Just another over reaction by your frat bros, TTHoTUC! :gocho:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3502 on: November 12, 2013, 10:47:59 AM »
Can we get back to Fanning pissing on stuff and girls doing ridiculous things? 

For instance... My new girlfriend doesn't screw the lids back on things. She just sits it on top and puts it away.  Want some peanut butter? Oh look... haha...the lid wasn't on and i'm just holding the lid and the PB is still there on the shelf.  Want a pickle?  Whoops... Pickle jar just crashed onto the floor and there are pickles everywhere... Oh the lid was on but not on... Sweet.  I'm thirsty now... How about a glass of milk?  Better shake the carton up a little amiright?  WHOOO hooo milk volcano cuz the lid wasn't really on!! hahaha.. It's frickin' adorable, right?  :)
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3503 on: November 12, 2013, 10:48:47 AM »
Quote from: The1BigWillie on November 12, 2013, 10:47:59 AM
Can we get back to Fanning pissing on stuff and girls doing ridiculous things? 

For instance... My new girlfriend doesn't screw the lids back on things. She just sits it on top and puts it away.  Want some peanut butter? Oh look... haha...the lid wasn't on and i'm just holding the lid and the PB is still there on the shelf.  Want a pickle?  Whoops... Pickle jar just crashed onto the floor and there are pickles everywhere... Oh the lid was on but not on... Sweet.  I'm thirsty now... How about a glass of milk?  Better shake the carton up a little amiright?  WHOOO hooo milk volcano cuz the lid wasn't really on!! hahaha.. It's frickin' adorable, right?  :)

but has she ever lost a key?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3504 on: November 12, 2013, 10:49:16 AM »
Quote from: The1BigWillie on November 12, 2013, 10:47:59 AM
Can we get back to Fanning pissing on stuff and girls doing ridiculous things? 

For instance... My new girlfriend doesn't screw the lids back on things. She just sits it on top and puts it away.  Want some peanut butter? Oh look... haha...the lid wasn't on and i'm just holding the lid and the PB is still there on the shelf.  Want a pickle?  Whoops... Pickle jar just crashed onto the floor and there are pickles everywhere... Oh the lid was on but not on... Sweet.  I'm thirsty now... How about a glass of milk?  Better shake the carton up a little amiright?  WHOOO hooo milk volcano cuz the lid wasn't really on!! hahaha.. It's frickin' adorable, right?  :)

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3505 on: November 12, 2013, 10:51:15 AM »
Have you guys ever bought your wife a big house and she has like a whole half of a huge bathroom with tons of mirror and counter space and cabinets and droors yet she still is determined to do her makeup in the small bathroom off the kitchen?  I mean what in the rough ridin' world is the thinking?  :runaway:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3506 on: November 12, 2013, 10:51:25 AM »
Quote from: OK Cat on November 12, 2013, 10:48:47 AM
Quote from: The1BigWillie on November 12, 2013, 10:47:59 AM
Can we get back to Fanning pissing on stuff and girls doing ridiculous things? 

For instance... My new girlfriend doesn't screw the lids back on things. She just sits it on top and puts it away.  Want some peanut butter? Oh look... haha...the lid wasn't on and i'm just holding the lid and the PB is still there on the shelf.  Want a pickle?  Whoops... Pickle jar just crashed onto the floor and there are pickles everywhere... Oh the lid was on but not on... Sweet.  I'm thirsty now... How about a glass of milk?  Better shake the carton up a little amiright?  WHOOO hooo milk volcano cuz the lid wasn't really on!! hahaha.. It's frickin' adorable, right?  :)

but has she ever lost a key?

Nope... Lost an iPad once but that was pre T1BW.  She misplaces things but never a key. Also she spoils the crap out of me... Cooks, buys me random little goodies out of the blue, jumps in the shower with me some mornings, and then makes me breakfast before I go to work. 
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3507 on: November 12, 2013, 10:52:07 AM »
Quote from: Emo EMAW on November 12, 2013, 10:51:15 AM
Have you guys ever bought your wife a big house and she has like a whole half of a huge bathroom with tons of mirror and counter space and cabinets and droors yet she still is determined to do her makeup in the small bathroom off the kitchen?  I mean what in the rough ridin' world is the thinking?  :runaway:

:D

:lol: this is my favorite one yet
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3508 on: November 12, 2013, 10:52:42 AM »
Quote from: Tobias on November 12, 2013, 10:52:07 AM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on November 12, 2013, 10:51:15 AM
Have you guys ever bought your wife a big house and she has like a whole half of a huge bathroom with tons of mirror and counter space and cabinets and droors yet she still is determined to do her makeup in the small bathroom off the kitchen?  I mean what in the rough ridin' world is the thinking?  :runaway:

:D

:lol: this is my favorite one yet

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3509 on: November 12, 2013, 10:53:31 AM »
Oh goddamnit.  :facepalm:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3510 on: November 12, 2013, 10:54:01 AM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3511 on: November 12, 2013, 10:54:46 AM »
Well to be fair my droors are usually on the floor.  Maybe why she wants to GTFO of there.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3512 on: November 12, 2013, 10:54:59 AM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3513 on: November 12, 2013, 11:28:38 AM »
it's more fun because its not a typo, you just know that how emo pronounces and spells drawers
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3514 on: November 12, 2013, 11:32:49 AM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3515 on: November 12, 2013, 11:45:12 AM »
Quote from: puniraptor on November 12, 2013, 11:28:38 AM
it's more fun because its not a typo, you just know that how emo pronounces and spells drawers

Are you competing in a cutest poster contest right now, Emo? Cause thaaaaat's adorable.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3516 on: November 12, 2013, 12:13:12 PM »
Holy crap fanning  :lol:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3517 on: November 12, 2013, 12:17:41 PM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3518 on: November 12, 2013, 01:52:41 PM »
Entertaining reading this afternoon. :)
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3519 on: November 20, 2013, 11:21:14 AM »
What's the longest you've been away from a significant other? My home girl is getting back today after being on business overseas for 3 weeks. She was in Dubai and Hong Kong.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3520 on: November 20, 2013, 11:24:42 AM »
Quote from: WackySquawk08 on November 20, 2013, 11:21:14 AM
What's the longest you've been away from a significant other? My home girl is getting back today after being on business overseas for 3 weeks. She was in Dubai and Hong Kong.
Update the key and lock story.

3 weeks.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3521 on: November 20, 2013, 11:25:27 AM »
is this one you peed at her house or whatever?  i thought she broke up with you.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3522 on: November 20, 2013, 11:32:54 AM »
Quote from: OK Cat on November 20, 2013, 11:25:27 AM
is this one you peed at her house or whatever?  i thought she broke up with you.
I ended it with her, but anyways, we got back together like two days after that. We've been dating since.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3523 on: November 20, 2013, 11:34:44 AM »
Knock that crap out of the park tonight fanning.   :cheers:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3524 on: November 20, 2013, 11:34:57 AM »
over a month. i dont pee on her stuff though and things are great.
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