Author Topic: Master Dating Thread (Read 972225 times)

Winters · « **Reply #3075 on:** October 22, 2013, 12:45:59 PM »

Take a dump in the middle of the office and leave

Boom Roasted · « **Reply #3076 on:** October 22, 2013, 12:46:31 PM »

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on October 22, 2013, 12:44:08 PM

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on October 22, 2013, 12:38:27 PM
Walking back in now. Conference call with a client at 1.

PS- I think I'm still in the shock phase. Just feeling goofy right now.

Why in the world are you still there if they let you go? Why are they even allowing you to be there if they let you go?

Yeah if someone is fired or they quit, walked out on the spot. Can't have them going crazy and messing with clients etc.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3077 on:** October 22, 2013, 12:52:15 PM »

I need a check for the next three weeks and they need me to feed info on the accounts the rest of the week.

EuroCat · « **Reply #3078 on:** October 22, 2013, 12:53:21 PM »

breakup/leavingjobPAK?

Did we just become best friends?

Boom Roasted · « **Reply #3079 on:** October 22, 2013, 12:54:35 PM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on October 22, 2013, 12:52:15 PM

I need a check for the next three weeks and they need me to feed info on the accounts the rest of the week.

Feed it to CfoD

meow meow · « **Reply #3080 on:** October 22, 2013, 12:58:12 PM »

"Hey your fired, you get none of your commissions, but please stick around and feed us info so we can move on seemlessly."

"Sounds great!"

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #3081 on:** October 22, 2013, 12:59:02 PM »

I hope Fanning is rough ridin' with us because this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #3082 on:** October 22, 2013, 12:59:50 PM »

Quote from: meow meow on October 22, 2013, 12:58:12 PM

"Hey your fired, you get none of your commissions, but please stick around and feed us info so we can move on seemlessly."

"Sounds great!"

yeah this is so weird.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #3083 on:** October 22, 2013, 01:10:07 PM »

Well he most certainly should get those commissions. Wacky let me know if you need an attorney.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3084 on:** October 22, 2013, 01:16:32 PM »

My manager told me a month ago, that my PTO was mine and it didn't matter how I use it. I used it for a K-State game last month and for a play-by-play opp in Nebraska this last Friday. My outside sales guy thinks that's a big part of it. He said I should have never told them where I was going. Hence the "priorities."

star seed 7 · « **Reply #3085 on:** October 22, 2013, 01:18:24 PM »

This company has, and still is, scamming you bud. I understand the shock right now, but you need to get this sorted out.

Tobias · « **Reply #3086 on:** October 22, 2013, 01:20:20 PM »

man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to honolulu i'd tell her to go eff herself.

meow meow · « **Reply #3087 on:** October 22, 2013, 01:21:33 PM »

So you can't take vacation time to do things you want to do, interesting.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #3088 on:** October 22, 2013, 01:22:17 PM »

Quote from: Tobias on October 22, 2013, 01:20:20 PM

man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to honolulu i'd tell her to go eff herself.

What if it has papers?

Trim · « **Reply #3089 on:** October 22, 2013, 01:25:10 PM »

Does the company think that your priority during the workday, like now, should be on doing whatever it is they hired you to do as opposed to being on gE.c?

Are they reading your play-by-play (whoa!) of your firing right now?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3090 on:** October 22, 2013, 01:26:17 PM »

Quote from: Trim on October 22, 2013, 01:25:10 PM

Does the company think that your priority during the workday, like now, should be on doing whatever it is they hired you to do as opposed to being on gE.c?

Are they reading your play-by-play (whoa!) of your firing right now?

meow meow · « **Reply #3091 on:** October 22, 2013, 01:28:19 PM »

michigancat · « **Reply #3092 on:** October 22, 2013, 01:29:30 PM »

Remember when you spilled beer on the CEO and "Tuesday Funday" was a thing for you? Could that be related?

What about that girl that didn't like you, is she still around?

Trim · « **Reply #3093 on:** October 22, 2013, 01:30:30 PM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on October 22, 2013, 01:26:17 PM

Quote from: Trim on October 22, 2013, 01:25:10 PM
Does the company think that your priority during the workday, like now, should be on doing whatever it is they hired you to do as opposed to being on gE.c?

Are they reading your play-by-play (whoa!) of your firing right now?

Yeah, maybe it's something else. Maybe whenever there's a hitch-hiker angel in Utah doing mysterious good for an EMAW, there's an exact opposite HR devil in downtown KC doing mysterious bad to an EMAW. Yin & Yang.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3094 on:** October 22, 2013, 01:34:04 PM »

Quote from: meow meow on October 22, 2013, 01:28:19 PM

This must be a great day for you, M^2! 'Grats!

steve dave · « **Reply #3095 on:** October 22, 2013, 01:36:07 PM »

wackycat, I'm sorry for your losses. however, I'm happy for what this means for the message board. #1cat.

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #3096 on:** October 22, 2013, 01:36:52 PM »

Fanning, move in w/ Winters, get a job bartending in the ville and live life to the fullest.

meow meow · « **Reply #3097 on:** October 22, 2013, 01:42:00 PM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on October 22, 2013, 01:34:04 PM

Quote from: meow meow on October 22, 2013, 01:28:19 PM

This must be a great day for you, M^2! 'Grats!

weird, good luck at your next meeting tho

Institutional Control · « **Reply #3098 on:** October 22, 2013, 01:42:41 PM »

Wacky, you're gonna land on your feet.

If you could send that info to me in an Excel spreadsheet it would make my day so much easier, buddy. Appreciate it.

puniraptor · « **Reply #3099 on:** October 22, 2013, 01:43:01 PM »

FIVE GUESTS