Master Dating Thread

[chum1]

Then, if she doesn't back off, tell her that the chair is dry.

[Tobias]

yeah, i mean, if you let this injustice slide where will she take it next?  think long term here, WS08

[420seriouscat69]

 

[kim carnes]

i'm not surprised that the majority of you think its funny a 29 year old adult pees on clean laundry while intoxicated.

[420seriouscat69]

i'm not surprised that the majority of you think its funny a 29 year old adult pees on clean laundry while intoxicated.

Oh, hey Carnes, how's your ole hag treating you? Still letting you on the Internet I see.

[puniraptor]

Dude, you can't let that crap slide.  You need to be all like, "I know you're lying!" And then put the clothes on and be like, "See! They don't even smell like pee!". Then l, she'll say something back and you just say, "They don't even smell like pee!"

And then yell "You don't even love me (as much as I love you)!"

[Tobias]

probably hopped up on krokodil and his urethra melted onto his clothes

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

probably hopped up on krokodil and his urethra melted onto his clothes

 

[Boom Roasted]

Found out new girl I'm kinda talking to is Ian Campbell's ex 

sounds like I may know this person

@Jciwg, you at an event tonight with said lady friend and hear a chiefs exec talk?

[JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross]

Found out new girl I'm kinda talking to is Ian Campbell's ex 

sounds like I may know this person

@Jciwg, you at an event tonight with said lady friend and hear a chiefs exec talk?

Yes, can confirm. You were there as well I take it?

[yoEMAW]

Found out new girl I'm kinda talking to is Ian Campbell's ex 

Squawk cheerleader or Cats cheerleader?

[JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross]

Found out new girl I'm kinda talking to is Ian Campbell's ex 

Squawk cheerleader or Cats cheerleader?

Cats. Go cats.

[yoEMAW]

Found out new girl I'm kinda talking to is Ian Campbell's ex 

Squawk cheerleader or Cats cheerleader?

Cats. Go cats.

Welp, don't know that one. Go cats, tho.

[Boom Roasted]

Found out new girl I'm kinda talking to is Ian Campbell's ex 

sounds like I may know this person

@Jciwg, you at an event tonight with said lady friend and hear a chiefs exec talk?

Yes, can confirm. You were there as well I take it?

.
Yep, Co-Chaired the event.  Never really got a chance to talk to you though.  Kind of a semi-encounter!!

[JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross]

Found out new girl I'm kinda talking to is Ian Campbell's ex 

sounds like I may know this person

@Jciwg, you at an event tonight with said lady friend and hear a chiefs exec talk?

Yes, can confirm. You were there as well I take it?

.
Yep, Co-Chaired the event.  Never really got a chance to talk to you though.  Kind of a semi-encounter!!

It was a great event, congrats. My date asked the chiefs president about her fantasy team 

[420seriouscat69]

Hope you fuckers are ready to heat this bitch up again!

[lopakman]

Hope you fuckers are ready to heat this bitch up again!

There's a story here, and I for one want to hear it.

 

[420seriouscat69]

Nah, just ran it's course. My good pal 'Clams helped me through the process. Breakups are the worst.

[The Big Train]

Fanning's single again!!!

[mocat]

Thank god we have a good poster again

[puniraptor]

Stay strong, wacky. Somewhere out there in this great big sea is a fish who loves to piss on her clean clothes as much as you do yours.

[420seriouscat69]

Thank god we have a good poster again

I see what you did there!

[yoEMAW]

Nah, just ran it's course. My good pal 'Clams helped me through the process. Breakups are the worst.

i.e., deleted the Ms. WackySquawk account

[Dugout DickStone]

He will backslide

[slobber]

Somebody once told me that they were dating this girl that was a little chunky and not very good looking. I didn't think that relationship would last. I was correct.