Master Dating Thread

[420seriouscat69]

Apparently it's not affecting my life. 

Been telling myself this too, but it really isn't true. I actually have a way better time and have better stories to tell that I would otherwise, so it is probably affecting your life as well.

Good to know. Thanks for the heads up.

[The1BigWillie]

I party hard, bruh. I don't feel bad for it at all! Also, I just locked up a sale this morning that makes me the top salesman for 3rd quarter and now the 4th. Apparently it's not affecting my life. 

We need a FanningBrag emoiticon

[lopakman]

I party hard, bruh. I don't feel bad for it at all! Also, I just locked up a sale this morning that makes me the top salesman for 3rd quarter and now the 4th. Apparently it's not affecting my life. 

We need a FanningBrag emoiticon

Think hard about this.  It would just give him another reason to fannigbrag.

[The1BigWillie]

I party hard, bruh. I don't feel bad for it at all! Also, I just locked up a sale this morning that makes me the top salesman for 3rd quarter and now the 4th. Apparently it's not affecting my life. 

We need a FanningBrag emoiticon

Think hard about this.  It would just give him another reason to fannigbrag.

I see nothing wrong with this...

[420seriouscat69]

lopa needs to lighten up. Sheesh.

[Dr Rick Daris]

my god fanning you should probably offer her a quick "hey i'm sorry about pissing everywhere and keeping you up all night and i'll try not to do it again". i mean really.

[8manpick]

my god fanning you should probably offer her a quick "hey i'm sorry about pissing everywhere and keeping you up all night and i'll try not to do it again". i mean really.

Mush the haters fanning

[420seriouscat69]

 

[Mr Bread]

I think you should do it again tonight. 

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

my god fanning you should probably offer her a quick "hey i'm sorry about pissing everywhere and keeping you up all night and i'll try not to do it again". i mean really.

yeah, tuesdays are totally not acceptable in RD's book. wednesdays, tho... 

[Dr Rick Daris]

my god fanning you should probably offer her a quick "hey i'm sorry about pissing everywhere and keeping you up all night and i'll try not to do it again". i mean really.

yeah, tuesdays are totally not acceptable in RD's book. wednesdays, tho... 

i'm all for partying. all for it. in fact, if i had to change my user name it would probably be to "rick daris partycat". i'm just not pro urinating in the bedroom all over a chair while someone else is trying to sleep three feet away.

[The1BigWillie]

The only thing wrong with micturating on the laundry in the midst of a good drunk is that it shows Wacky can't hold his liquor. Other than that he was nails.   

[Tobias]

fanman, i did the whole "piss on my laundry" once too (20th birthday, before noon, in front of roommate's parents).  fire away is what i'm trying to say

[michigancat]

fanning doesn't fold his own laundry?

[420seriouscat69]

fanning doesn't fold his own laundry?

I don't like to. If she wants to do it cause it annoys her, go for it.

[Mrs. Gooch]

Puke in every vehicle she has ever owned and if she stays with you it is meant to be. That's the test I use.

[lopakman]

fanning doesn't fold his own laundry?

I don't like to. If she wants to do it cause it annoys her, go for it.

Stud/boss move.  I do the same thing.  Also, I'm not allowed to use the washer or dryer because I don't know how to "separate."  I haven't done laundry in four years.   

[Mr Bread]

Yeah puking and pissing on other people's stuff is just the best.  Great stuff everybody. 

[lopakman]

Yeah puking and pissing on other people's stuff is just the best.  Great stuff everybody.

 

I appropriately posted mine in the shame yourself thread.

[Dr Rick Daris]

the lack of a basic common courtesy, which should be extended to people that you care about, in this thread is unsettling. i mean do what you want to do, but a simple "hey sorry for pissing all over the place and keeping you up all night" seems to be in order here. also, i seriously worry about some of you.

[420seriouscat69]

I'm really good to her. Just thought it was a funny story. I thought I would share it. I slipped up. Sheesh, settle down grandpas. It was my stuff and my place FWIW and she laughed about it today on the phone.

[michigancat]

Nothing says "really good to her" like intentionally not folding laundry until she gets so annoyed she does it and then literally pissing all over her work.

[420seriouscat69]

Nothing says "really good to her" like intentionally not folding laundry until she gets so annoyed she does it and then literally pissing all over her work.

Oh MC, you should take a break someday. Your act is old. Learn how to laugh, for god sakes.

[michigancat]

Nothing says "really good to her" like intentionally not folding laundry until she gets so annoyed she does it and then literally pissing all over her work.

Oh MC, you should take a break someday. Your act is old. Learn how to laugh, for god sakes.

I'm giving you relationship advice.

[michigancat]

Nothing says "really good to her" like intentionally not folding laundry until she gets so annoyed she does it and then literally pissing all over her work.

Oh MC, you should take a break someday. Your act is old. Learn how to laugh, for god sakes.

I'm giving you relationship advice.

And in case you're wondering, the non-subtle version of this advice is: If you really like this girl, don't act like such a loser.