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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2925 on: October 09, 2013, 11:45:03 AM »
the lack of a basic common courtesy, which should be extended to people that you care about, in this thread is unsettling. i mean do what you want to do, but a simple "hey sorry for pissing all over the place and keeping you up all night" seems to be in order here. also, i seriously worry about some of you.

dear daris: mine was completely self-inflicted on clothes i washed and folded myself while a single college sophomore, fwiw.  thought i'd clarify, different situaish.  please continue sending christmas cards :pray:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2926 on: October 09, 2013, 11:53:36 AM »
i mean, its better than pissing actually on her? or like in her bed?

ive heard worse, wacky.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2927 on: October 09, 2013, 11:58:06 AM »
Found out new girl I'm kinda talking to is Ian Campbell's ex  :surprised:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2928 on: October 09, 2013, 12:49:07 PM »
Nothing says "really good to her" like intentionally not folding laundry until she gets so annoyed she does it and then literally pissing all over her work.
Oh MC, you should take a break someday. Your act is old. Learn how to laugh, for god sakes.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2929 on: October 09, 2013, 12:53:33 PM »
Thoughts on a 27 yr old sleeping w/ a 19 yr old. Asking for a friend. TIA

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2930 on: October 09, 2013, 12:53:45 PM »
who gives a crap if she folds his laundry for him?  you pick the weirdest things to get upset about MC.

you do owe her an apology tho fanning, partyBOIrick is right.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2931 on: October 09, 2013, 12:57:57 PM »
who gives a crap if she folds his laundry for him?  you pick the weirdest things to get upset about MC.

you do owe her an apology tho fanning, partyBOIrick is right.

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I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2932 on: October 09, 2013, 12:58:07 PM »
True story: On the Way back from 6th st after the UT game Fanning passed out in the cab. I was trying to wake him up at the hotel to no avail so I started punching him in the side of the head with zero results. Cabby was kind of giggling at this point but wanted us the hell out of his car. I then had to do the Trim choke hold and shake the crap out of him to get him to wake up. When fanning is out he is really out.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2933 on: October 09, 2013, 01:05:16 PM »
True story: On the Way back from 6th st after the UT game Fanning passed out in the cab. I was trying to wake him up at the hotel to no avail so I started punching him in the side of the head with zero results. Cabby was kind of giggling at this point but wanted us the hell out of his car. I then had to do the Trim choke hold and shake the crap out of him to get him to wake up. When fanning is out he is really out.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2934 on: October 09, 2013, 01:09:17 PM »
who gives a crap if she folds his laundry for him? 

His girlfriend?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2935 on: October 09, 2013, 01:13:48 PM »
Thoughts on a 27 yr old sleeping w/ a 19 yr old. Asking for a friend. TIA

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2936 on: October 09, 2013, 01:14:36 PM »
who gives a crap if she folds his laundry for him? 

His girlfriend?

do you not do anything for your wife that she may not like to do?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2937 on: October 09, 2013, 01:17:45 PM »
who gives a crap if she folds his laundry for him? 

His girlfriend?

do you not do anything for your wife that she may not like to do?

Absolutely, but neither of us will purposely neglect a responsibility until the other becomes so annoyed they decide to do it. <--it wasn't about the laundry

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2938 on: October 09, 2013, 01:21:02 PM »
Dude, she wanted to do it. I walk her dog and clean up his crap when he craps in her place. WGAF?!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2939 on: October 09, 2013, 01:22:35 PM »
Dude, she wanted to do it.

Of course she did.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2940 on: October 09, 2013, 01:23:55 PM »
who gives a crap if she folds his laundry for him? 

His girlfriend?

do you not do anything for your wife that she may not like to do?

Absolutely, but neither of us will purposely neglect a responsibility until the other becomes so annoyed they decide to do it. <--it wasn't about the laundry

i think you're taking this way too seriously.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2941 on: October 09, 2013, 01:25:01 PM »
who gives a crap if she folds his laundry for him? 

His girlfriend?

do you not do anything for your wife that she may not like to do?

Absolutely, but neither of us will purposely neglect a responsibility until the other becomes so annoyed they decide to do it. <--it wasn't about the laundry

i think you're taking this way too seriously.

No, you're taking me way too seriously. Lighten up, dork.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2942 on: October 09, 2013, 01:25:34 PM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2943 on: October 09, 2013, 01:29:55 PM »
i love how when MichCat says ridiculous stuff and you get in an argument with him, he's all "we're not even arguing, stop getting so upset"

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« Reply #2944 on: October 09, 2013, 01:55:50 PM »
i love how when MichCat says ridiculous stuff and you get in an argument with him, he's all "we're not even arguing, stop getting so upset"

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What did I say that was ridiculous?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2945 on: October 09, 2013, 01:56:52 PM »
don't fall for it mocat
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2946 on: October 09, 2013, 02:01:58 PM »
there is of course the possibility to contend with that she considered this a metaphorical pissing on her input into the relationship.  just something to consider wacky

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2947 on: October 09, 2013, 02:05:07 PM »
i think fanning should DOOOH MY GOD ELLROBERSON SHES ONLY 19!
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2948 on: October 09, 2013, 02:13:51 PM »
Is she the 27 yr old? if so... umm yes.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2949 on: October 09, 2013, 02:14:40 PM »
Is she the 27 yr old? if so... umm yes.

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