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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2700 on: July 08, 2013, 02:01:11 PM »

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2701 on: July 08, 2013, 02:05:48 PM »

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2702 on: July 08, 2013, 02:06:06 PM »
i'm not sure even wacky knows what is going on here

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2703 on: July 08, 2013, 02:07:14 PM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2704 on: July 08, 2013, 02:08:20 PM »
Best #heel and/or #babyface on this blogsite



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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2705 on: July 13, 2013, 01:29:01 AM »
Met cute girl, got number, don't remember her name.

Please help.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2706 on: July 13, 2013, 01:58:32 AM »
Met cute girl, got number, don't remember her name.

Please help.

Send a dick text because the name won't be that important at that juncture.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2707 on: July 13, 2013, 07:14:15 AM »
Names aren't important

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2708 on: July 13, 2013, 08:16:08 AM »
send her a link to your FB page (www.facebook.com/your.name) and tell her to add you.... hope you have no other skanks friending you at the same time...

Or do the old reliable, invite her to a bar/restaurant where you know the BT/server, as soon as they come by introduce the person you know "Hey this is my buddy chad" <handshake> "Hi i'm Barbie" (stripper name, get out of there)

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2709 on: July 13, 2013, 08:35:37 AM »
Met cute girl, got number, don't remember her name.

Please help.
Id move on to the next one.


Or call her by an ex's name a hope you get lucky.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2710 on: July 13, 2013, 09:23:42 AM »
Or just tell her you can't remember her name. Maybe emphasize that you really liked a particular aspect of her personality because if you just want to get in contact with her because she's "cute", it's probably a waste of time even if you knew her name. What's the worst that can happen?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2711 on: July 14, 2013, 09:45:05 AM »
I told wacky to watch porn with me this morning, but he turned me down to go to nica's brunch. What does that mean?

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Re: Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2712 on: July 14, 2013, 09:51:00 AM »
I told wacky to watch porn with me this morning, but he turned me down to go to nica's brunch. What does that mean?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2713 on: July 14, 2013, 09:54:52 AM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2714 on: July 14, 2013, 09:55:44 AM »
I think you scared him when u brought out your VHS collection, and nicas brunch is really good.

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Re: Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2715 on: July 14, 2013, 10:14:20 AM »
I told wacky to watch porn with me this morning, but he turned me down to go to nica's brunch. What does that mean?
He's just not that in to you.
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Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2716 on: July 14, 2013, 10:15:12 AM »
Or just tell her you can't remember her name. Maybe emphasize that you really liked a particular aspect of her personality because if you just want to get in contact with her because she's "cute", it's probably a waste of time even if you knew her name. What's the worst that can happen?

Get out of here with your reasonable advice :lol:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2717 on: July 14, 2013, 10:18:26 AM »
Met cute girl, got number, don't remember her name.

Please help.

Try to call at a time you know she won't be available.  Hope voicemail saves you.

Or, have friend call and pretend he's being a jerk/stealing your phone or whatever

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2718 on: July 14, 2013, 05:03:34 PM »
"don't remember your name but i liked you. it is what it is. let's go out."

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Re: Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2719 on: July 14, 2013, 06:11:39 PM »
"don't remember your name but i liked you. it is what it is. let's go out."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2720 on: July 17, 2013, 10:25:16 AM »
My hope is that j-dub quits his job, packs up his car full of his belongings, and right before he embarks on a journey to the town in which this girl lives, confidentally pulls out his laptop and posts in this thread, "I gotta see about a girl" and we never hear from him again.

it may happen

guys, i gotta go see about a girl.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2721 on: July 17, 2013, 10:28:09 AM »
My hope is that j-dub quits his job, packs up his car full of his belongings, and right before he embarks on a journey to the town in which this girl lives, confidentally pulls out his laptop and posts in this thread, "I gotta see about a girl" and we never hear from him again.

it may happen

guys, i gotta go see about a girl.

:turnsupradioandputsitindrive:  "rocky mountain high colorado..."

Won't last IMO. Enjoy being alone out there idiot.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2722 on: July 17, 2013, 10:29:49 AM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2723 on: July 17, 2013, 10:32:52 AM »
Good luck, friend. :excited:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2724 on: July 17, 2013, 10:34:06 AM »
My hope is that j-dub quits his job, packs up his car full of his belongings, and right before he embarks on a journey to the town in which this girl lives, confidentally pulls out his laptop and posts in this thread, "I gotta see about a girl" and we never hear from him again.

it may happen

guys, i gotta go see about a girl.

:turnsupradioandputsitindrive:  "rocky mountain high colorado..."

Won't last IMO. Enjoy being alone out there idiot.

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