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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2450 on: May 22, 2013, 11:04:19 PM »
Been canoodling a bit with a girl from my high school who was not yet a student at said high school when I graduated. Shame yourself thread? Idk, Idc.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2451 on: May 22, 2013, 11:11:12 PM »
Been canoodling a bit with a girl from my high school who was not yet a student at said high school when I graduated. Shame yourself thread? Idk, Idc.

Depends on her current age, IMO.

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Re: Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2452 on: May 22, 2013, 11:12:34 PM »
Been canoodling a bit with a girl from my high school who was not yet a student at said high school when I graduated. Shame yourself thread? Idk, Idc.

Depends on her current age, IMO.
Can attend bars, does attend college
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Re: Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2453 on: May 22, 2013, 11:17:32 PM »
Been canoodling a bit with a girl from my high school who was not yet a student at said high school when I graduated. Shame yourself thread? Idk, Idc.

Depends on her current age, IMO.
Can attend bars, does attend college

If she's 18, I don't think there's any legal impediment here.  Follow your heart...and other features, interests, and motivations, of course.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2454 on: May 23, 2013, 01:14:23 AM »
Half your age plus 7.

If the age difference is that big of a deal you'll figure it out pretty quick.

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Re: Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2455 on: May 23, 2013, 08:33:31 AM »
Been canoodling a bit with a girl from my high school who was not yet a student at said high school when I graduated. Shame yourself thread? Idk, Idc.

Depends on her current age, IMO.
Can attend bars, does attend college

Looks like 8manpick has found himself a nice 92 model blonde/brunette. Great craftmanship that year and the BEST thing about the 92 models is they have alot less mileage than the various 1980's models most of us are used to. I bet she's came fully loaded with all the options AMIRIGHT?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2456 on: May 23, 2013, 08:36:51 AM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2457 on: May 23, 2013, 09:07:58 AM »
Oh man, a vintage '92???  :thumbs:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2460 on: June 03, 2013, 10:17:32 AM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2461 on: June 03, 2013, 11:12:11 AM »
this thread is now almost 100 solid pages of unbiased dating advice and somehow im still single... thanks obama
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2462 on: June 05, 2013, 07:35:10 AM »
Hey guys, long time no see. So my new girl has A LOT of friends & her fam owns a good portion of KC. Anyways, the reason I bring this up is cause I always feel like I'm getting dressed up to meet her friends. So anyways, last night I kinda blacked out at this get together and I just woke up to a shitstorm. Here's the tricky part, she kept filling my glass all night as I was making conversation. :curse:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2463 on: June 05, 2013, 07:41:45 AM »
Hey guys, long time no see. So my new girl has A LOT of friends & her fam owns a good portion of KC. Anyways, the reason I bring this up is cause I always feel like I'm getting dressed up to meet her friends. So anyways, last night I kinda blacked out at this get together and I just woke up to a shitstorm. Here's the tricky part, she kept filling my glass all night as I was making conversation. :curse:

Gonna need some more 411 on said "shitstorm".

 
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2464 on: June 05, 2013, 08:44:40 AM »
Def need more info on said shitstorm but if you pissed off one of her family members or friends and are serious about this relationship you better rectify it quickly otherwise they will harbor the grudge constantly remind philly that they hate you.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2465 on: June 05, 2013, 08:53:44 AM »
Hey guys, long time no see. So my new girl has A LOT of friends & her fam owns a good portion of KC. Anyways, the reason I bring this up is cause I always feel like I'm getting dressed up to meet her friends. So anyways, last night I kinda blacked out at this get together and I just woke up to a shitstorm. Here's the tricky part, she kept filling my glass all night as I was making conversation. :curse:

Oh, man. Sounds like Wacky's future in-laws have either a decrepit arena or a greeting card company/department store named after them. Between his job and his lady, ol' Wacky's really gonna be living the good life. Better do whatever it takes to make things right, Wacky.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2466 on: June 05, 2013, 08:55:31 AM »
Nah. These were her friends. I got an email from her this morning "good news... They loved you. They said not everyone can drink like us ( :jerk:) so that stuff happens. He was funny and we all enjoyed his company". I accept my actions in drinking too much, but don't keep feeding me drinks if you wanna play this card that "I was a mess on a Tuesday night". Sorry, I need to get better at letting stuff go.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2467 on: June 05, 2013, 08:58:04 AM »
Hey guys, long time no see. So my new girl has A LOT of friends & her fam owns a good portion of KC. Anyways, the reason I bring this up is cause I always feel like I'm getting dressed up to meet her friends. So anyways, last night I kinda blacked out at this get together and I just woke up to a shitstorm. Here's the tricky part, she kept filling my glass all night as I was making conversation. :curse:

Oh, man. Sounds like Wacky's future in-laws have either a decrepit arena or a greeting card company/department store named after them. Between his job and his lady, ol' Wacky's really gonna be living the good life. Better do whatever it takes to make things right, Wacky.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2468 on: June 05, 2013, 09:03:29 AM »
Nah. These were her friends. I got an email from her this morning "good news... They loved you. They said not everyone can drink like us ( :jerk:) so that stuff happens. He was funny and we all enjoyed his company". I accept my actions in drinking too much, but don't keep feeding me drinks if you wanna play this card that "I was a mess on a Tuesday night". Sorry, I need to get better at letting stuff go.

this is not a crap storm. this is you are an adorable light weight

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2469 on: June 05, 2013, 09:05:10 AM »
wacky, you are her pet. I think this is a good role for you though. I say embrace it.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2470 on: June 05, 2013, 09:05:31 AM »
Should prob start a reality show where the entire premise it to get wacky blackout drunk and follow him around with camera's.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2471 on: June 05, 2013, 09:05:56 AM »
Should prob start a reality show where the entire premise it to get wacky blackout drunk and follow him around with camera's.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2472 on: June 05, 2013, 09:06:14 AM »
wacky, you are her pet. I think this is a good role for you though. I say embrace it.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2473 on: June 05, 2013, 09:06:46 AM »
Should prob start a reality show where the entire premise it to get wacky blackout drunk and follow him around with camera's.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2474 on: June 05, 2013, 09:09:27 AM »
Sounds like a pretty decent gig to me Wacky!

Maybe you can be a stay at home dad in like 15 years!