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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2425 on: May 11, 2013, 10:26:04 AM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2426 on: May 11, 2013, 10:46:23 AM »
Quote from: doom on May 11, 2013, 08:23:43 AM
Ell,  I just got through a similar situation.  Dump her.  Dump her hard and live your life.  Let me know if you need to talk.  It's rough crap knowing what you need to do but not really feeling like you can.

Thanks man, I appreciate it  :cheers:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2427 on: May 13, 2013, 09:00:13 PM »
Guess who's back on the market.  I hope Illinois ladies like an EMAW man who is way into Saved by the Bell, The Wonder Years, and makes snarky, sarcastic comments under his breath!

Maybe this bittersweet happening will be the impetus for my friend, KSC, to come hit the Windy City scene and help me scope out babes.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2428 on: May 13, 2013, 09:02:09 PM »
Quote from: Dlew12 on May 13, 2013, 09:00:13 PM
Guess who's back on the market.  I hope Illinois ladies like an EMAW man who is way into Saved by the Bell, The Wonder Years, and makes snarky, sarcastic comments under his breath!

Maybe this bittersweet happening will be the impetus for my friend, KSC, to come hit the Windy City scene and help me scope out babes.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2429 on: May 13, 2013, 09:36:47 PM »
Quote from: EuroCat on May 10, 2013, 09:09:20 PM
Welp, looks like i'm dating an OU fan

meh.  i married one.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2430 on: May 13, 2013, 09:38:25 PM »
Quote from: OK Cat on May 13, 2013, 09:36:47 PM
Quote from: EuroCat on May 10, 2013, 09:09:20 PM
Welp, looks like i'm dating an OU fan

meh.  i married one.

no wonder you're so unhappy.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2431 on: May 13, 2013, 10:05:46 PM »
Quote from: Dlew12 on May 13, 2013, 09:00:13 PM
Guess who's back on the market.  I hope Illinois ladies like an EMAW man who is way into Saved by the Bell, The Wonder Years, and makes snarky, sarcastic comments under his breath!

Maybe this bittersweet happening will be the impetus for my friend, KSC, to come hit the Windy City scene and help me scope out babes.

I think my favorite part about being super extra best friends with you is keeping in touch exclusively via goEMAW.com.
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I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2432 on: May 13, 2013, 10:13:04 PM »
Quote from: Kelly Stewart Creep on May 13, 2013, 10:05:46 PM
Quote from: Dlew12 on May 13, 2013, 09:00:13 PM
Guess who's back on the market.  I hope Illinois ladies like an EMAW man who is way into Saved by the Bell, The Wonder Years, and makes snarky, sarcastic comments under his breath!

Maybe this bittersweet happening will be the impetus for my friend, KSC, to come hit the Windy City scene and help me scope out babes.

I think my favorite part about being super extra best friends with you is keeping in touch exclusively via goEMAW.com.

ksc, he needs you.  every post lately is a cry for help.  go to him.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2433 on: May 13, 2013, 11:11:32 PM »
Quote from: Kelly Stewart Creep on May 13, 2013, 10:05:46 PM
Quote from: Dlew12 on May 13, 2013, 09:00:13 PM
Guess who's back on the market.  I hope Illinois ladies like an EMAW man who is way into Saved by the Bell, The Wonder Years, and makes snarky, sarcastic comments under his breath!

Maybe this bittersweet happening will be the impetus for my friend, KSC, to come hit the Windy City scene and help me scope out babes.

I think my favorite part about being super extra best friends with you is keeping in touch exclusively via goEMAW.com.

Man, if KSC doesn't come through, I will try to scope babes with you up there... maybe around Lollapalooza weekend.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2434 on: May 14, 2013, 08:15:17 AM »
Quote from: Dlew12 on May 13, 2013, 09:00:13 PM
Guess who's back on the market.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2435 on: May 14, 2013, 08:18:20 AM »
Long distance can be tough, dlew. Let us know if you need a friend.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2436 on: May 14, 2013, 09:07:42 AM »
dlew when should i come visit? im feeling spontaneous.
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I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2437 on: May 14, 2013, 09:11:35 AM »
How about in 2 and a half months?!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2438 on: May 14, 2013, 09:12:58 AM »
Quote from: Dlew12 on May 14, 2013, 09:11:35 AM
How about in 2 and a half months?!

 :excited:
That's pretty far away.  :dubious:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2439 on: May 14, 2013, 09:18:01 AM »
Yeah, i guess we could do it sooner if KSC wants to check out the talent in Peoria.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2440 on: May 14, 2013, 09:38:29 AM »
Quote from: Dlew12 on May 14, 2013, 09:18:01 AM
Yeah, i guess we could do it sooner if KSC wants to check out the talent in Peoria.

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We'll see what Hooch has in store. Should be fun for you two.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2441 on: May 14, 2013, 11:37:49 AM »
Quote from: EuroCat on May 10, 2013, 09:09:20 PM
Welp, looks like i'm dating an OU fan
How fat is she/he?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2442 on: May 14, 2013, 11:57:57 AM »
Let's put up a calendar, everyone picks a different weekend to fly out to Chicago and party with DLEW. K, buddy, you've got weekend plans for the rest of the summer. Problem solved.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2443 on: May 14, 2013, 09:37:49 PM »
Quote from: Gooch on May 14, 2013, 11:37:49 AM
Quote from: EuroCat on May 10, 2013, 09:09:20 PM
Welp, looks like i'm dating an OU fan
How fat is she/he?
Not enough food in this dustbowl to fatten these ladies up. It's great.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2444 on: May 15, 2013, 11:14:23 AM »
dlew just became a LeBron sized free agent.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2445 on: May 15, 2013, 12:18:58 PM »
Quote from: EMAWmeister on May 15, 2013, 11:14:23 AM
dlew just became a LeBron sized free agent.

Can't wait for The Decision part dos   :excited:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2446 on: May 15, 2013, 01:28:09 PM »
Quote from: OK Cat on May 13, 2013, 09:36:47 PM
Quote from: EuroCat on May 10, 2013, 09:09:20 PM
Welp, looks like i'm dating an OU fan

meh.  i married one.

You had to take what you could get.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2447 on: May 15, 2013, 01:44:14 PM »
Quote from: lopakman on May 15, 2013, 01:28:09 PM
Quote from: OK Cat on May 13, 2013, 09:36:47 PM
Quote from: EuroCat on May 10, 2013, 09:09:20 PM
Welp, looks like i'm dating an OU fan

meh.  i married one.

You had to take what you could get.

cool story, old guy bartender
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2448 on: May 15, 2013, 02:26:14 PM »
Quote from: OK Cat on May 15, 2013, 01:44:14 PM
Quote from: lopakman on May 15, 2013, 01:28:09 PM
Quote from: OK Cat on May 13, 2013, 09:36:47 PM
Quote from: EuroCat on May 10, 2013, 09:09:20 PM
Welp, looks like i'm dating an OU fan

meh.  i married one.

You had to take what you could get.

cool story, old guy bartender

OK Cat liked my story guys!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2449 on: May 22, 2013, 09:35:12 PM »
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