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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1700 on: March 04, 2013, 03:57:07 PM »
i mean, no offense fanning but i don't think a successful woman is going to jump at the chance to trick.....fanning.....into a longterm deal.  just sayin'.

You're implying that bachelors with a bachelors from Kansas State aren't the hottest commodity on the dating market

you know what i'm implying.  (no offense, fanning)

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1701 on: March 04, 2013, 04:31:45 PM »
i mean, no offense fanning but i don't think a successful woman is going to jump at the chance to trick.....fanning.....into a longterm deal.  just sayin'.

You're implying that bachelors with a bachelors from Kansas State aren't the hottest commodity on the dating market

you know what i'm implying.  (no offense, fanning)

I know a thing or two about psychology and I don't think she's after a baby fanning.  Maybe she is looking for a side-piece herself.  Nothing wrong with a trophey Fanning to boast to the world.  What women wouldn't want to say: "Hey...I mumped that (I'm looking at you WilliesGirl)."  Maybe it will turn into something, maybe not.  Who knows?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1702 on: March 04, 2013, 04:32:48 PM »
Some successful women want something with no strings that they can hit without having to put a lot of time into.

if this is it and she is hot, grats.  Have fun.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1703 on: March 04, 2013, 04:36:16 PM »
Some successful women want something with no strings that they can hit without having to put a lot of time into.

if this is it and she is hot, grats.  Have fun.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1704 on: March 04, 2013, 08:32:50 PM »
Think I'm going through a quarter-life crisis, you guys.

Fanning what are you doing? Wanna go finger bomb some chicks or something?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1705 on: March 04, 2013, 08:56:41 PM »
34 is pretty old.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1706 on: March 04, 2013, 09:04:59 PM »
There are probably like 5 successful women in all of kansas city

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1707 on: March 04, 2013, 09:13:43 PM »
My roommate is 26 and has been dating a 34yr old for over a year...about a month ago he asked my married friend how to ask the dad for permission to marry or whatever. :sdeek:

We have always joked about having kids at the same time and making them compete against each other in sports...well he went down to visit her family this weekend and before he left he made some comment asking me if I was ready to have a kid in the next year in a half, I laughed it off but I think he is seriously gonna pop the question when they go on vaca together at the end of the month(Napa valley).

The chick is really cool and we get along great but I'm not gonna lie, her being born in the 70's kinda weirds me out.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1708 on: March 04, 2013, 09:46:40 PM »
People born in the 90s drinking at bars freaks me out

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1709 on: March 04, 2013, 10:40:19 PM »
Willesgirl and fanning sitting in a tree!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1710 on: March 04, 2013, 10:41:11 PM »
I'm 21 and I banged out with some 28y/o chick. Milf status for me.  :dance:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1711 on: March 04, 2013, 10:49:50 PM »
There are probably like 5 successful women in all of kansas city

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1712 on: March 04, 2013, 11:01:45 PM »
People born in the 90s drinking at bars freaks me out

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1713 on: March 05, 2013, 12:19:35 AM »
Think I'm going through a quarter-life crisis, you guys.

Fanning what are you doing? Wanna go finger bomb some chicks or something?
go to fake patty's this weekend KKK.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1714 on: March 05, 2013, 07:50:39 AM »
Think I'm going through a quarter-life crisis, you guys.

Fanning what are you doing? Wanna go finger bomb some chicks or something?
go to fake patty's this weekend KKK.

I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1715 on: March 05, 2013, 07:53:11 AM »
SO I jfinally met the girl my lil bro (age 23) has been dating/living with. I thought she was around his age. Yesterday I found out she has an 11 year old son.  :sdeek:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1716 on: March 05, 2013, 07:56:35 AM »
SO I jfinally met the girl my lil bro (age 23) has been dating/living with. I thought she was around his age. Yesterday I found out she has an 11 year old son.  :sdeek:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1717 on: March 05, 2013, 07:58:41 AM »
SO I jfinally met the girl my lil bro (age 23) has been dating/living with. I thought she was around his age. Yesterday I found out she has an 11 year old son.  :sdeek:

She could still be 23.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1718 on: March 05, 2013, 08:52:40 AM »
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I bet your bro kicks his ass in NCAA Football and then the kid throws his controller and says you aren't my real dad

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1719 on: March 05, 2013, 08:56:22 AM »
y-l_a  :lol:

I mean, the kid is in 6th grade. 6th!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1720 on: March 05, 2013, 09:11:36 AM »
y-l_a  :lol:

I mean, the kid is in 6th grade. 6th!

Sounds like a drinking buddy to me.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1721 on: March 05, 2013, 10:08:55 AM »
SO I jfinally met the girl my lil bro (age 23) has been dating/living with. I thought she was around his age. Yesterday I found out she has an 11 year old son.  :sdeek:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1722 on: March 05, 2013, 11:18:20 AM »
y-l_a  :lol:

I mean, the kid is in 6th grade. 6th!

Sounds like a drinking buddy to me.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1723 on: March 05, 2013, 11:37:42 AM »
SO I jfinally met the girl my lil bro (age 23) has been dating/living with. I thought she was around his age. Yesterday I found out she has an 11 year old son.  :sdeek:

:sdeek:

I mean why?  Living with a lady that has an 11 year old kid at 23.  23.  That's sounds just awful.  Is he one of those dudes that wants his girlfriend to be a second mom to him?  He gets a girlfriend, a second mom, a kid and a step-brother all in one shot. 
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1724 on: March 05, 2013, 11:39:44 AM »
I have no idea Bread, just reporting the news as it comes in. This is a fluid situation.