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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1675 on: March 02, 2013, 02:32:02 PM »
Damn, maybe this is my problem. After last night, I wanna do it again. I have a meeting down at the plaza today (she's got a condo there) and I told her she should meet me for the game. I get like that when it's been over a month in the dome zone.  :fatty:

Do you like her as a person? Do you want to see her again because you like spending time with her or just because you're desperate to get laid?

If it's the first, you should see her again. If it's the second, you shouldn't. Seems like you'd like to have a meaningful relationship. You won't find it in the bed of some random filly you're using for sex.

i don't think he wants a meaningful relationship.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1676 on: March 02, 2013, 02:50:59 PM »
My evidence, seven, that Wackycat08 would like something meaningful:


Will I ever marry or will I just be a stud millionaire bachelor?

Hey, friend!  It's been slow man. All my coworkers are married with kids and so are their friends, so it's hard to meet new ppl when you work so much. My best friend is with his gf everyday now, so he never wants to go out anymore. All I do now on Saturdays is get super pak'd for cats games and usually never make it out. It use to be a lot easier when all my college buddies were single in KC, but I guess I'm at that age now. My buddies coworkers (fillies) asked me to go out w/ them tonight, so maybe I can slay them both. Thanks for checking in. :D

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1677 on: March 02, 2013, 02:57:36 PM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1678 on: March 02, 2013, 03:01:42 PM »
Lol, willies girl doesn't understand fanning at all. Which is weird because I'm sure she aggressively reads every single one of his posts.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1679 on: March 02, 2013, 03:03:42 PM »
careful fanning, the biological clock is at 11:59 for this cougar. 
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Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1680 on: March 02, 2013, 03:04:38 PM »
Willies girl wants to do sex on fanning

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1681 on: March 02, 2013, 03:06:21 PM »
Get it out of your system before you're legally tied down Willesgirl

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1682 on: March 02, 2013, 03:09:35 PM »
Willies girl wants to do sex on fanning

looking more and more like this.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1683 on: March 02, 2013, 03:43:25 PM »
Willesgirl and fanning sitting in a tree!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1684 on: March 03, 2013, 01:26:56 AM »
Late night Steve Dave posts are my favorite

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1685 on: March 03, 2013, 11:04:39 AM »
i've been out of the singles game for quite a while, but i'm of the opinion that if you take someone to lunch, then you're destined to be friend-zoned forever.

lunches are for business meetings, meals with your wife, or hanging out with some bro's.

Where do you take them then?

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Re: Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1686 on: March 03, 2013, 11:14:30 AM »
i've been out of the singles game for quite a while, but i'm of the opinion that if you take someone to lunch, then you're destined to be friend-zoned forever.

lunches are for business meetings, meals with your wife, or hanging out with some bro's.

Where do you take them then?

To pound town, amirite?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1687 on: March 03, 2013, 11:56:49 AM »
Lol at the idea that lunch causes friendzones. You can make the message clear you want more than friendship in any setting, including lunch.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1688 on: March 03, 2013, 07:13:57 PM »
I feel like this is as good a time as any to tell KKK that I miss him as a roommate

 :blush: maybe we can go scoping babes this weekend? We are both pretty much chick magnets.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1689 on: March 03, 2013, 07:47:48 PM »
I feel like this is as good a time as any to tell KKK that I miss him as a roommate

 :blush: maybe we can go scoping babes this weekend? We are both pretty much chick magnets.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1690 on: March 04, 2013, 01:44:42 PM »
i just think it's funny that fanning thinks 34 is old   :lol:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1691 on: March 04, 2013, 01:56:07 PM »
i just think it's funny that fanning thinks 34 is old   :lol:
I just think it might be reaching for a 28 year old male. This girl is established, has her own condo in the downtown plaza, and is apparently successful. I'm, well...... me. I have a feeling she would want to move faster than others. Which always freaks me out.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1692 on: March 04, 2013, 01:58:17 PM »
i just think it's funny that fanning thinks 34 is old   :lol:
I just think it might be reaching for a 28 year old male. This girl is established, has her own condo in the downtown plaza, and is apparently successful. I'm, well...... me. I have a feeling she would want to move faster than others. Which always freaks me out.
Seems old to me :dunno:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1693 on: March 04, 2013, 01:58:35 PM »
Pro-tip:  if what fanning says about her is true, she is completely capable of tricking him into making her pregnant or something.  If it doesn't work out it was clearly her choice, not his.  He's just a pawn in this game.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1694 on: March 04, 2013, 01:59:54 PM »
i just think it's funny that fanning thinks 34 is old   :lol:
I just think it might be reaching for a 28 year old male. This girl is established, has her own condo in the downtown plaza, and is apparently successful. I'm, well...... me. I have a feeling she would want to move faster than others. Which always freaks me out.

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Yes. Very fit. Nice curves, etc.
she's probably pretty cray cray fyi or she was not born in the midwest

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1695 on: March 04, 2013, 02:04:31 PM »
i just think it's funny that fanning thinks 34 is old   :lol:
I just think it might be reaching for a 28 year old male. This girl is established, has her own condo in the downtown plaza, and is apparently successful. I'm, well...... me. I have a feeling she would want to move faster than others. Which always freaks me out.

Potential Stage 5 clinger here.  Does the jug size compensate?
Yes. Very fit. Nice curves, etc.

Hit it.  I think you deserve a sugar momma.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1696 on: March 04, 2013, 03:12:47 PM »
Just...  :sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek: at the last page or so of this thread. 
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1697 on: March 04, 2013, 03:33:45 PM »
i mean, no offense fanning but i don't think a successful woman is going to jump at the chance to trick.....fanning.....into a longterm deal.  just sayin'.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1698 on: March 04, 2013, 03:39:05 PM »
i mean, no offense fanning but i don't think a successful woman is going to jump at the chance to trick.....fanning.....into a longterm deal.  just sayin'.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1699 on: March 04, 2013, 03:55:22 PM »
i mean, no offense fanning but i don't think a successful woman is going to jump at the chance to trick.....fanning.....into a longterm deal.  just sayin'.

You're implying that bachelors with a bachelors from Kansas State aren't the hottest commodity on the dating market