Master Dating Thread

[steve dave]

I decided on Feb 1 that I was done dating for 2 months and to make sure I didn't I wasn't shaving until the first weekend in April.  I look like a homeless person.  All I did in Feb was work out, grow super manly facial hair, and hang with my friends.  Probably one of my favorite months... Going to do the same thing in March.  Ironically.. while putting myself in this timeout I've had to mush 3 or 4 different girls/attempts at being set up because I'm in a timeout and chillin'... Moral of the story-- If you don't want it... they come runnin.  Just my .02$ KKK... Stop shaving and enjoy life... chicks will flock to you like the salmon of capistrano.

you live a fascinating life. not fanning fascinating but still somewhat interesting.

[mocat]

Haven't shaved or put on pants since Sunday, sounds like they'll start lining up soon! 

weren't you outed as the guy who was trapped in the ceiling above the women's bathroom at town center or something?

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Haven't shaved or put on pants since Sunday, sounds like they'll start lining up soon! 

weren't you outed as the guy who was trapped in the ceiling above the women's bathroom at town center or something?

  rough year I guess

[mocat]

you know what i did today? i woke up early and went to starbucks and got mocatgf's favorite thing even though its rough ridin' gross, which is a carmel mocha frap, and drove to her house and waited by her car until she went outside for work. and there i was holding her gross ass carmel mocha frap. man it really made her day you guys. 

That's a rough ridin' dime move, mocat.

i mean (we may need stunz/stunted to answer this) but can something be so incredibly beta that it becomes alpha? i say yes

[KSUblumpkin]

Haven't shaved or put on pants since Sunday, sounds like they'll start lining up soon! 

Let those nuts hang out.  Eff it dude.  You know the ladies will come your way based on the passion you have for Kelly Clarkson alone.  I personally think rewriting "Since You've Been Gone" to "Since You've Been Blown" will have the ladies lining up when you sing that at any karoke bar.

[pissclams]

you know what i did today? i woke up early and went to starbucks and got mocatgf's favorite thing even though its rough ridin' gross, which is a carmel mocha frap, and drove to her house and waited by her car until she went outside for work. and there i was holding her gross ass carmel mocha frap. man it really made her day you guys. 

seems pretty stalkerish

[KSUblumpkin]

you know what i did today? i woke up early and went to starbucks and got mocatgf's favorite thing even though its rough ridin' gross, which is a carmel mocha frap, and drove to her house and waited by her car until she went outside for work. and there i was holding her gross ass carmel mocha frap. man it really made her day you guys. 

seems pretty stalkerish

Isn't stalking simply the new version of handing a girl a "mix tape" ?

[mocat]

well her freaking real life name is mocatgf. if it were anybody else, maybe

[pissclams]

seems like ol' mocat was getting the vibe that mocatgf was sluttin it up with big1willie or the fandog so he constructs this whole plan to bring her some coffee in the morning, expecting to see mocatgf kiss big1willie or the fandog as one of them leaves her palatial condo in the am. 

[420seriouscat69]

 

[KSUblumpkin]

you know what i did today? i woke up early and went to starbucks and got mocatgf's favorite thing even though its rough ridin' gross, which is a carmel mocha frap, and drove to her house and waited by her car until she went outside for work. and there i was holding her gross ass carmel mocha frap. man it really made her day you guys. 

I've thought about this more and I have come to the conclusion that guys do this kind of crap to say "I need the poon".  My question is, why can't I wake up, walk to my car and be greeted by KSUBlumpkinGF holding a sixer of beer and porno mags (effectively saying I need the shlong)?  Relationships are horse crap.

EDIT: This love triangle brewing here could make my afternoon.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

you know what i did today? i woke up early and went to starbucks and got mocatgf's favorite thing even though its rough ridin' gross, which is a carmel mocha frap, and drove to her house and waited by her car until she went outside for work. and there i was holding her gross ass carmel mocha frap. man it really made her day you guys. 

I've thought about this more and I have come to the conclusion that guys do this kind of crap to say "we are need the poon".  My question is, why can't I wake up, walk to my car and be greeted by KSUBlumpkinGF holding a sixer of beer and porno mags?  Relationships are horse crap.

KSUBlumpkinGF probably can't understand WTF you're saying to her. That's probably why she doesn't bring you porn or beer in the morning. Also because you don't need a 6er of beer before work.

[KSUblumpkin]

you know what i did today? i woke up early and went to starbucks and got mocatgf's favorite thing even though its rough ridin' gross, which is a carmel mocha frap, and drove to her house and waited by her car until she went outside for work. and there i was holding her gross ass carmel mocha frap. man it really made her day you guys. 

I've thought about this more and I have come to the conclusion that guys do this kind of crap to say "we are need the poon".  My question is, why can't I wake up, walk to my car and be greeted by KSUBlumpkinGF holding a sixer of beer and porno mags?  Relationships are horse crap.

KSUBlumpkinGF probably can't understand WTF you're saying to her. That's probably why she doesn't bring you porn or beer in the morning. Also because you don't need a 6er of beer before work.

Hey...I edited my post.  By "we" I was referring to the balance between my id (nuts), ego (brain) and superego (cultural view on slamming fillies).  It was the reciprocation of the gesture that I was after.  My point was how far a lot of dudes are willing to go to have just the potential of sex compared to women.

[The1BigWillie]

I decided on Feb 1 that I was done dating for 2 months and to make sure I didn't I wasn't shaving until the first weekend in April.  I look like a homeless person.  All I did in Feb was work out, grow super manly facial hair, and hang with my friends.  Probably one of my favorite months... Going to do the same thing in March.  Ironically.. while putting myself in this timeout I've had to mush 3 or 4 different girls/attempts at being set up because I'm in a timeout and chillin'... Moral of the story-- If you don't want it... they come runnin.  Just my .02$ KKK... Stop shaving and enjoy life... chicks will flock to you like the salmon of capistrano.

you live a fascinating life. not fanning fascinating but still somewhat interesting.

If certain things fall into place.... there are potentialy legendary ramifications... TBA

[KSUblumpkin]

I decided on Feb 1 that I was done dating for 2 months and to make sure I didn't I wasn't shaving until the first weekend in April.  I look like a homeless person.  All I did in Feb was work out, grow super manly facial hair, and hang with my friends.  Probably one of my favorite months... Going to do the same thing in March.  Ironically.. while putting myself in this timeout I've had to mush 3 or 4 different girls/attempts at being set up because I'm in a timeout and chillin'... Moral of the story-- If you don't want it... they come runnin.  Just my .02$ KKK... Stop shaving and enjoy life... chicks will flock to you like the salmon of capistrano.

you live a fascinating life. not fanning fascinating but still somewhat interesting.

If certain things fall into place.... there are potentialy legendary ramifications... TBA

That's a flippin tease Wilie.  Legendary ramifications is the highest level of hype.  Effing A.  Timeline on potential "ramifications"?

[mocat]

seems like ol' mocat was getting the vibe that mocatgf was sluttin it up with big1willie or the fandog so he constructs this whole plan to bring her some coffee in the morning, expecting to see mocatgf kiss big1willie or the fandog as one of them leaves her palatial condo in the am.

truth be told she had a great looking broad from out of town stay with her last night and i know they slept in the same bed 

[420seriouscat69]

seems like ol' mocat was getting the vibe that mocatgf was sluttin it up with big1willie or the fandog so he constructs this whole plan to bring her some coffee in the morning, expecting to see mocatgf kiss big1willie or the fandog as one of them leaves her palatial condo in the am.

truth be told she had a great looking broad from out of town stay with her last night and i know they slept in the same bed 

Is this "friend" still in town? 

[mocat]

yep and we are going to hit the town later tonight so watch out fellas

[raquetcat]

I'm kind of in a date night slump, what else do you guys do besides dinner? Movie? Putt-putt? re-watch the 2003 Dr pepper together?

[Emo EMAW]

I'm kind of in a date night slump, what else do you guys do besides dinner? Movie? Putt-putt? re-watch the 2003 Dr pepper together?

Watch Braveheart and fingerbang for 3 hours? 

[steve dave]

I'm kind of in a date night slump, what else do you guys do besides dinner? Movie? Putt-putt? re-watch the 2003 Dr pepper together?

get completely blasted

[mocat]

i was just going to say getting drunk with just you and your significant other can really spice things up. you just laugh a lot together and the next morning boom roasted you look like a stallion

[KSUblumpkin]

I'm kind of in a date night slump, what else do you guys do besides dinner? Movie? Putt-putt? re-watch the 2003 Dr pepper together?

  + 8 bit Nintendo equipped with Donkey Kong, Super Mario Brother 3 and Excitebike.

Then...fingerbang for 3 hours.

[420seriouscat69]

yep and we are going to hit the town later tonight so watch out fellas

You should tell this good looking filly friend of yours about one of your bro's you know who's a complete stud.

[steve dave]

yep and we are going to hit the town later tonight so watch out fellas

You should tell this good looking filly friend of yours about one of your bro's you know who's a complete stud.

leave me out of this. HAHAHAHAHA! OMG I'm just rough ridin' with you. but seriously don't.