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Re: Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1600 on: February 22, 2013, 02:26:35 AM »
Well guys, great news from j-dub. Him and the long distance girl are official! Also, he went on a date recently with someone on this site.
Both of these things?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1601 on: February 22, 2013, 02:41:05 AM »
Well guys, great news from j-dub. Him and the long distance girl are official! Also, he went on a date recently with someone on this site.
Both of these things?

They're unrelated, if that's what you're asking.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1602 on: February 22, 2013, 08:37:40 AM »
Well guys, great news from j-dub. Him and the long distance girl are official! Also, he went on a date recently with someone on this site. I will wait for them to out themselves, though.
'Grats, j-dub. Also, Jakesie if you're commenting on j-dub's and I man date, he was a gentlemen.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1603 on: February 22, 2013, 08:40:21 AM »
Well guys, great news from j-dub. Him and the long distance girl are official! Also, he went on a date recently with someone on this site. I will wait for them to out themselves, though.
'Grats, j-dub. Also, Jakesie if you're commenting on j-dub's and I man date, he was a gentlemen.

Did he walk you to the door or did he just dump you off at the curb?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1604 on: February 22, 2013, 08:57:28 AM »
Well guys, great news from j-dub. Him and the long distance girl are official! Also, he went on a date recently with someone on this site. I will wait for them to out themselves, though.
'Grats, j-dub. Also, Jakesie if you're commenting on j-dub's and I man date, he was a gentlemen.

Did he walk you to the door or did he just dump you off at the curb?
Walked me to my car. I get it now. What a stud move.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1605 on: February 22, 2013, 09:58:59 AM »
Well guys, great news from j-dub. Him and the long distance girl are official! Also, he went on a date recently with someone on this site. I will wait for them to out themselves, though.
'Grats, j-dub. Also, Jakesie if you're commenting on j-dub's and I man date, he was a gentlemen.

Did he walk you to the door or did he just dump you off at the curb?
Walked me to my car. I get it now. What a stud move.

Wow...that's a pretty classy move for a man date.  Did you get dick picks later though?  That could potentially make things awkward.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1606 on: March 01, 2013, 12:53:54 PM »
Hey Fanning, KKK here.

What's new in your dating life, I haven't heard from you in quite some time. Are you married? Are you still living the bachelor life?

Anyways, just let me know what's up because I care about you. You can post it, DM me, or text me. 9137765577.

I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1607 on: March 01, 2013, 01:07:32 PM »
 :dubious: Yeah I'm good too thanks for asking.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1608 on: March 01, 2013, 01:18:13 PM »
you know what i did today? i woke up early and went to starbucks and got mocatgf's favorite thing even though its rough ridin' gross, which is a carmel mocha frap, and drove to her house and waited by her car until she went outside for work. and there i was holding her gross ass carmel mocha frap. man it really made her day you guys.  :D

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1609 on: March 01, 2013, 01:25:33 PM »
Whatever. Love isn't real, you guys.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1610 on: March 01, 2013, 01:27:25 PM »
:dubious: Yeah I'm good too thanks for asking.
Sorry, bud. How are you doing? How's your fillies? That was selfish of me, but what I typed out was a bit depressing when I saw it on the screen. So I guess I drifted off. Where are my manners?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1611 on: March 01, 2013, 01:29:13 PM »
you know what i did today? i woke up early and went to starbucks and got mocatgf's favorite thing even though its rough ridin' gross, which is a carmel mocha frap, and drove to her house and waited by her car until she went outside for work. and there i was holding her gross ass carmel mocha frap. man it really made her day you guys.  :D
That's a rough ridin' dime move, mocat.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1612 on: March 01, 2013, 01:43:43 PM »
:dubious: Yeah I'm good too thanks for asking.
Sorry, bud. How are you doing? How's your fillies? That was selfish of me, but what I typed out was a bit depressing when I saw it on the screen. So I guess I drifted off. Where are my manners?

Been single for like, 5 days now, and absolutely no honeys have thrown themselves at me. Kinda concerning?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1613 on: March 01, 2013, 01:57:12 PM »
:dubious: Yeah I'm good too thanks for asking.
Sorry, bud. How are you doing? How's your fillies? That was selfish of me, but what I typed out was a bit depressing when I saw it on the screen. So I guess I drifted off. Where are my manners?

Been single for like, 5 days now, and absolutely no honeys have thrown themselves at me. Kinda concerning?

KKK, you haven't been single for a whole weekend yet. Tonight is Friday and I'm sure by Sunday you will have slayed at least three fillies, maybe more.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1614 on: March 01, 2013, 01:57:25 PM »
you know what i did today? i woke up early and went to starbucks and got mocatgf's favorite thing even though its rough ridin' gross, which is a carmel mocha frap, and drove to her house and waited by her car until she went outside for work. and there i was holding her gross ass carmel mocha frap. man it really made her day you guys.  :D

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1615 on: March 01, 2013, 01:58:20 PM »
:dubious: Yeah I'm good too thanks for asking.
Sorry, bud. How are you doing? How's your fillies? That was selfish of me, but what I typed out was a bit depressing when I saw it on the screen. So I guess I drifted off. Where are my manners?

Been single for like, 5 days now, and absolutely no honeys have thrown themselves at me. Kinda concerning?
No. Go to the bars with some of your silkest bro's this weekend and go to town with some slutty filly. It will make you feel better. What happened btw?

Ha, yeah, not gonna spill the beans here. Also probably not going to do that to someones poor daughter. Got a bro weekend planned anyways  :cheers:
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1616 on: March 01, 2013, 01:58:52 PM »
you know what i did today? i woke up early and went to starbucks and got mocatgf's favorite thing even though its rough ridin' gross, which is a carmel mocha frap, and drove to her house and waited by her car until she went outside for work. and there i was holding her gross ass carmel mocha frap. man it really made her day you guys.  :D

Pretty adorable mocat.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1617 on: March 01, 2013, 01:59:32 PM »
date night tonight you guys. gonna go to this brasserie here in town because it has a sick belgium beer list and I can get stupid PAK'd but still be 100% romantic 24/7.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1618 on: March 01, 2013, 02:02:53 PM »
date night tonight you guys. gonna go to this brasserie here in town because it has a sick belgium beer list and I can get stupid PAK'd but still be 100% romantic 24/7.

Not getting PAK'd enough then.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1619 on: March 01, 2013, 02:08:20 PM »
date night tonight you guys. gonna go to this brasserie here in town because it has a sick belgium beer list and I can get stupid PAK'd but still be 100% romantic 24/7.

I like where your head is at.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1620 on: March 01, 2013, 02:12:33 PM »
I have a date with a girl I met a couple of weeks ago.  I met her at the old folks home.  I volunteer there from time to time and she asked me out. 

Pretty sure ole Blumperz is going to be face deep in beavertown tonight you guys.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1621 on: March 01, 2013, 02:12:45 PM »
i love date nights! mocatgf and i are going to meet up at the cashew for happy hour in T minus 2.5 hours and get a little pak'd and then see where the night takes us.

also all this pizza talk today really got me in the za mode so I CHECKED and the cashew serves pizza.

after a rough day on the combo board, looks like things are looking up for ol mocat

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1622 on: March 01, 2013, 02:14:49 PM »
i love date nights! mocatgf and i are going to meet up at the cashew for happy hour in T minus 2.5 hours and get a little pak'd and then see where the night takes us.

also all this pizza talk today really got me in the za mode so I CHECKED and the cashew serves pizza.

after a rough day on the combo board, looks like things are looking up for ol mocat

So...looks like mocatgf might be cashewing on your nuts later then?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1623 on: March 01, 2013, 02:15:18 PM »
I decided on Feb 1 that I was done dating for 2 months and to make sure I didn't I wasn't shaving until the first weekend in April.  I look like a homeless person.  All I did in Feb was work out, grow super manly facial hair, and hang with my friends.  Probably one of my favorite months... Going to do the same thing in March.  Ironically.. while putting myself in this timeout I've had to mush 3 or 4 different girls/attempts at being set up because I'm in a timeout and chillin'... Moral of the story-- If you don't want it... they come runnin.  Just my .02$ KKK... Stop shaving and enjoy life... chicks will flock to you like the salmon of capistrano.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1624 on: March 01, 2013, 02:17:58 PM »
Haven't shaved or put on pants since Sunday, sounds like they'll start lining up soon!  :dance:
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.