Author Topic: Master Dating Thread (Read 967220 times)

SwiftCat · « **Reply #1350 on:** February 01, 2013, 04:15:47 PM »

Lol, whatever you say K-State_Mask.

Gooch · « **Reply #1351 on:** February 01, 2013, 04:21:36 PM »

Quote from: SwiftCat on February 01, 2013, 04:15:47 PM

Lol, whatever you say K-State_Mask.

Gooch · « **Reply #1352 on:** February 01, 2013, 04:24:09 PM »

Oh and by the way you should just bang this chic to see if your feelings for her change. If not move it along to the next filly.

Boom Roasted · « **Reply #1353 on:** February 01, 2013, 04:26:46 PM »

Quote from: fanningksu on February 01, 2013, 01:47:42 PM

Quote from: ben ji on February 01, 2013, 01:10:28 PM
Quote from: fanningksu on February 01, 2013, 11:38:17 AM
I'm taking a date to Kona's happy hour this afternoon and then we're gonna go watch Mark Wahlberg kick ass in broken city. I'm really going to whoo the crap out of her.

Congrats fanning! Do you think she might, be the ONE?!?
Probably not. But she's 25, tall, funny, and a K-Stater. Solid base to start with.

Oh man I was going to hit Falloon for HH but now I might have to change plans to spy on Fanning

pissclams · « **Reply #1354 on:** February 01, 2013, 04:30:47 PM »

oh boy, BR, hit falloon and i'll meet you there, we'll walk down to Kona with our cameras. this crap's gonna be great. go cats.

Gooch · « **Reply #1355 on:** February 01, 2013, 04:34:32 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on February 01, 2013, 04:30:47 PM

oh boy, BR, hit falloon and i'll meet you there, we'll walk down to Kona with our cameras. this crap's gonna be great. go cats.

Pffft like you will stick around

pissclams · « **Reply #1356 on:** February 01, 2013, 04:51:46 PM »

Quote from: Gooch on February 01, 2013, 04:34:32 PM

Quote from: pissclams on February 01, 2013, 04:30:47 PM
oh boy, BR, hit falloon and i'll meet you there, we'll walk down to Kona with our cameras. this crap's gonna be great. go cats.
Pffft like you will stick around

good point, nvm BR.

pissclams · « **Reply #1357 on:** February 02, 2013, 10:37:11 AM »

Quote from: fanningksu on February 01, 2013, 11:38:17 AM

I'm taking a date to Kona's happy hour this afternoon and then we're gonna go watch Mark Wahlberg kick ass in broken city. I'm really going to whoo the crap out of her.

she was v pretty, 14 yrs old, but she was v pretty. not tall though.

j-dub · « **Reply #1358 on:** February 02, 2013, 11:03:24 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on February 02, 2013, 10:37:11 AM

Quote from: fanningksu on February 01, 2013, 11:38:17 AM
I'm taking a date to Kona's happy hour this afternoon and then we're gonna go watch Mark Wahlberg kick ass in broken city. I'm really going to whoo the crap out of her.

she was v pretty, 14 yrs old, but she was v pretty. not tall though.

kitten_mittons · « **Reply #1359 on:** February 02, 2013, 11:30:01 AM »

Quote from: Gooch on February 01, 2013, 04:34:32 PM

Quote from: pissclams on February 01, 2013, 04:30:47 PM
oh boy, BR, hit falloon and i'll meet you there, we'll walk down to Kona with our cameras. this crap's gonna be great. go cats.
Pffft like you will stick around

I had a really good joke about this in the cookie thread. Went unnoticed. . . :(

j-dub · « **Reply #1360 on:** February 02, 2013, 11:45:26 AM »

Quote from: fanningksu on February 02, 2013, 11:42:54 AM

Quote from: j-dub on February 02, 2013, 11:03:24 AM
Quote from: pissclams on February 02, 2013, 10:37:11 AM
Quote from: fanningksu on February 01, 2013, 11:38:17 AM
I'm taking a date to Kona's happy hour this afternoon and then we're gonna go watch Mark Wahlberg kick ass in broken city. I'm really going to whoo the crap out of her.

she was v pretty, 14 yrs old, but she was v pretty. not tall though.

Kinda tall. It was really funny when I ran into 'clams on the way there. I saw him on the street. "Clams? Hey, this is *****, (like you haven't seen me talking about her in the dating thread)."

good grief i'm glad i avoided that back in december. whew..

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #1361 on:** February 02, 2013, 11:47:41 AM »

Was she confused why you called a grown man "Clams"?

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #1362 on:** February 02, 2013, 10:29:43 PM »

Quote from: fanningksu on February 02, 2013, 11:49:42 AM

Quote from: Jakesie60 on February 02, 2013, 11:47:41 AM
Was she confused why you called a grown man "Clams"?
No. She ignored it like she should have. If she didn't, it was knuckle sandwich time.

Sounds like a winner, fanning. Giving her a KKK

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #1363 on:** February 04, 2013, 10:29:14 AM »

im confused at where you dropped her off at.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #1364 on:** February 04, 2013, 10:48:20 AM »

Women. Can't live with them, can't live with them. amirite?

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #1365 on:** February 04, 2013, 10:54:59 AM »

geez fanning, why didn't you carry her inside, wipe her ass and tuck her into bed as well??

j-dub · « **Reply #1366 on:** February 04, 2013, 10:57:19 AM »

you did at least open the door for her right fanning?

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #1367 on:** February 04, 2013, 10:58:52 AM »

Is that why some filly was attacking you twitter last night Fanning?

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #1368 on:** February 04, 2013, 11:07:15 AM »

Opening the door is a double edged sword. You don't open it and you're a dick. You do open it and you think she's not capable of opening it herself.

j-dub · « **Reply #1369 on:** February 04, 2013, 11:19:27 AM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on February 04, 2013, 11:07:15 AM

Opening the door is a double edged sword. You don't open it and you're a dick. You do open it and you think she's not capable of opening it herself.

yeah it's a real pickle. i've been surprised lately by how many girls bitch about guys not doing it..

'taterblast · « **Reply #1370 on:** February 04, 2013, 11:20:53 AM »

i do it and almost always make a joke about it while i'm doing it (opening the door)

CNS · « **Reply #1371 on:** February 04, 2013, 11:22:03 AM »

She is mad that you robbed her of her giving you the sole ownership treatment on the porch. She probs planned on it, then the curb drop prochblocked her.

j-dub · « **Reply #1372 on:** February 04, 2013, 11:26:02 AM »

Quote from: emawblast on February 04, 2013, 11:20:53 AM

i do it and almost always make a joke about it while i'm doing it (opening the door)

good strategy. best way to handle it imo

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #1373 on:** February 04, 2013, 11:30:13 AM »

Quote from: fanningksu on February 04, 2013, 11:28:27 AM

Quote from: j-dub on February 04, 2013, 11:26:02 AM
Quote from: emawblast on February 04, 2013, 11:20:53 AM
i do it and almost always make a joke about it while i'm doing it (opening the door)

good strategy. best way to handle it imo
Yeah, that's a good move. Maybe I wasn't that into her?! I'm pretty sure if it was Megan Fox i'd be opening doors and juggling to impress her.

Don't be a pervert, Fanning.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #1374 on:** February 04, 2013, 11:46:15 AM »

Quote from: Jakesie60 on February 02, 2013, 11:47:41 AM

Was she confused why you called famous comedian Ryan Stiles "Clams"?