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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1375 on: February 04, 2013, 12:00:57 PM »
So Fridays date was with my friends roommate and I just got this text from her today "Did you really drop her off at the front of the house and not the drive way? Wtf is wrong with you?"  :lol:

I am pretty sure that no matter which rule book you follow you're supposed to walk her to the door. Even if you don't like her. I don't even...

Also, maybe I missed it, but I thought you were going back to Iowa this weekend. What happened there? If you're going to regale us with so much of your dating life, don't get skimpy with the details.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1376 on: February 04, 2013, 12:08:39 PM »
oh lord, here comes the guilty conscious to analyze things

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1377 on: February 04, 2013, 12:11:38 PM »
oh lord, here comes the guilty conscious to analyze things

Don't interrupt his train of thought.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1378 on: February 04, 2013, 12:12:24 PM »
oh lord, here comes the guilty conscious to analyze things
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1379 on: February 04, 2013, 12:15:47 PM »
So Fridays date was with my friends roommate and I just got this text from her today "Did you really drop her off at the front of the house and not the drive way? Wtf is wrong with you?"  :lol:

I am pretty sure that no matter which rule book you follow you're supposed to walk her to the door. Even if you don't like her. I don't even...

Also, maybe I missed it, but I thought you were going back to Iowa this weekend. What happened there? If you're going to regale us with so much of your dating life, don't get skimpy with the details.
That's a dumb rule. Also, i'm tall, good looking, and modest. This girl is making way to hard on herself.

No.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1380 on: February 04, 2013, 12:24:56 PM »
Was she confused why you called famous comedian Ryan Stiles "Clams"?

 :shakesfist:   you son of a bitch



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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1381 on: February 04, 2013, 12:37:47 PM »
Ryan Stiles is a goddamn compliment.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1382 on: February 04, 2013, 12:42:03 PM »
Ryan Stiles is a goddamn compliment.

maybe for you


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1383 on: February 04, 2013, 12:46:57 PM »
« Last Edit: February 04, 2013, 12:50:30 PM by rick daris »

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1384 on: February 04, 2013, 12:47:44 PM »
You didn't do anything wrong, Fanning. She sucks, I can tell. Call her up, apologize, ask her if she wants to get drinks this weekend, and then don't show up. You'll save some other poor guy 120 bones...
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1385 on: February 04, 2013, 12:57:40 PM »
Iowa girl story, Fanning. What happened to Ames Trip -- the sequel?

Also, do not take advice from KKK. That is super mean. Also, don't spend $120 on a date with someone you're going to dump out of your car curbside.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1386 on: February 04, 2013, 01:00:05 PM »
I spent over $120 on Fridays date.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1387 on: February 04, 2013, 01:00:36 PM »
was the date not going well? why wouldn't you want to walk her to the door?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1388 on: February 04, 2013, 01:06:43 PM »
hey fanning, you know how in that other thread you are worried that your mom will think you're a piece of crap?

at minimum, not opening up your date's door is a pretty piece of crap thing to do. 

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1389 on: February 04, 2013, 01:07:42 PM »
Iowa girl story, Fanning. What happened to Ames Trip -- the sequel?

Also, do not take advice from KKK. That is super mean. Also, don't spend $120 on a date with someone you're going to dump out of your car curbside.
We were jk about me heading back to ames this weekend. I don't need to drive 3 and half hours for tail. It was just a funny idea, since she was really into me.

Which costs more $120 for a date (and apparently no tail) or driving to Ames for the sure thing?  :dunno:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1390 on: February 04, 2013, 01:09:17 PM »
Iowa girl story, Fanning. What happened to Ames Trip -- the sequel?

Also, do not take advice from KKK. That is super mean. Also, don't spend $120 on a date with someone you're going to dump out of your car curbside.
We were jk about me heading back to ames this weekend. I don't need to drive 3 and half hours for tail. It was just a funny idea, since she was really into me.

Which costs more $120 for a date (and apparently no tail) or driving to Ames for the sure thing?  :dunno:

shouldn't you have had this convo before the date, fanning?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1391 on: February 04, 2013, 01:10:23 PM »
Girls who expect their door to be opened are high maintenance and should be avoided. I used to always walk the girl to the door because I would always try to make my move to get inside. #totalstud

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1392 on: February 04, 2013, 01:14:43 PM »
Girls who expect their door to be opened are high maintenance and should be avoided. I used to always walk the girl to the door because I would always try to make my move to get inside. #totalstud

CFoD, you are doing it right. #agreewiththetotalstudassessment

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« Reply #1393 on: February 04, 2013, 01:16:12 PM »
Iowa girl story, Fanning. What happened to Ames Trip -- the sequel?

Also, do not take advice from KKK. That is super mean. Also, don't spend $120 on a date with someone you're going to dump out of your car curbside.
We were jk about me heading back to ames this weekend. I don't need to drive 3 and half hours for tail. It was just a funny idea, since she was really into me.

Which costs more $120 for a date (and apparently no tail) or driving to Ames for the sure thing?  :dunno:
You think he just dropped the girl off at the curb to save gas money? My guess is that as soon as she started annoying him with her match.com stories, he pulled out his phone and started setting up a backup plan. He had somewhere else to be.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1394 on: February 04, 2013, 01:16:23 PM »
Like I should have opened her door and stuff, but to bitch about where I drop you off is petty and high mainteneced. I have a history of not doing well with high maintenance girls cause I usually want to choke them out most the time. My friend really wanted to set me up with her roommate for some reason, so I gave it a go. 'Clams thinks she's pretty, so she's got that going for her.

She wanted you to walk her to the door so she could invite you in. Not drop her off at the curb.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1395 on: February 04, 2013, 01:18:51 PM »
Iowa girl story, Fanning. What happened to Ames Trip -- the sequel?

Also, do not take advice from KKK. That is super mean. Also, don't spend $120 on a date with someone you're going to dump out of your car curbside.

 :blah: Fanning's devil shoulder angel is kind of sassy.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1396 on: February 04, 2013, 01:23:08 PM »
crap like this reminds me why i love mocat gf

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1397 on: February 04, 2013, 01:39:41 PM »
i think the fatal mistake on this date was that you should have gotten her drunker at dinner


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1398 on: February 04, 2013, 01:50:28 PM »
thank god for fanning and this thread
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1399 on: February 04, 2013, 03:33:22 PM »
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