Author Topic: Master Dating Thread (Read 969672 times)

Ira Hayes · « **Reply #1300 on:** January 15, 2013, 11:52:04 PM »

I have a theory:

Men are like cap guns. They are fun to shoot. They make a little pop. They have an endless supply of those little black dots on the red strips of paper. They want to run around shooting everybody.

Women are like cannons. If you light the fuse, they will explode into a huge and glorious spectacle. But if you fire it once, it's yours. You've either got to find somebody else who will take it, gather the strength to lift it up and throw it in a dumpster, or keep it forever.

Trim · « **Reply #1301 on:** January 16, 2013, 01:16:52 AM »

fanning forgot to tell you guys a funny addendum to this story. Within hours of me reading it, I figured out who the catfish was. I am the motherfucking catfish whisperer.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #1302 on:** January 16, 2013, 09:15:22 AM »

Is this her?

https://twitter.com/JoniQualm

Check out avatar pic vs background pic.

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #1303 on:** January 16, 2013, 10:32:36 AM »

Catfish... why was I seeing Catfish all over my twitter the other night? What am I missing? Why is this making me feel old?

OK_Cat · « **Reply #1304 on:** January 16, 2013, 01:15:32 PM »

i'd be more disappointed in fanning if he didn't bone her. be true to yourself, fanning.

CNS · « **Reply #1305 on:** January 16, 2013, 01:17:03 PM »

She knew what she wanted and she was willing to pay a price for it. Would have been super rude to not go through with it after taking advantage of the booze and other stuff.

She doesn't send skinny pics on accident.

Trim · « **Reply #1306 on:** January 16, 2013, 06:56:56 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on January 16, 2013, 09:15:22 AM

Is this her?

https://twitter.com/JoniQualm

Check out avatar pic vs background pic.

Nope!

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #1307 on:** January 16, 2013, 09:55:50 PM »

I don't believe anything in this thread anymore. Not after today.

j-dub · « **Reply #1308 on:** January 16, 2013, 09:59:14 PM »

yeah. i totally didn't get my heart broken. never happened. just

away the days over here

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1309 on:** January 16, 2013, 10:04:17 PM »

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've been catfishing you guys all along.

8manpick · « **Reply #1310 on:** January 16, 2013, 10:31:44 PM »

Quote from: fanningksu on January 16, 2013, 10:04:17 PM

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've been catfishing you guys all along.

Several of us have met you

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1311 on:** January 16, 2013, 11:10:39 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on January 16, 2013, 10:31:44 PM

Quote from: fanningksu on January 16, 2013, 10:04:17 PM
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've been catfishing you guys all along.
Several of us have met you

That's not me. I'm a real life sock.

'taterblast · « **Reply #1312 on:** January 18, 2013, 08:12:38 AM »

Quote from: emawblast on August 31, 2012, 11:11:30 AM

fanning i had a similar experience recently. i shot it down because it felt weird. also i couldn't completely confirm that it wasn't a fake person so that kind of explains why.

total stud emawblast avoids being catfish'd.

EuroCat · « **Reply #1313 on:** January 31, 2013, 01:01:24 PM »

Had to break it off with my filly last night so i can move back to the US in March. Feels bad, man

<---Eurocat right now but with a frowny face

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #1314 on:** January 31, 2013, 01:02:24 PM »

Couldn't wait till March?

Gooch · « **Reply #1315 on:** January 31, 2013, 01:06:03 PM »

Quote from: EuroCat on January 31, 2013, 01:01:24 PM

Had to break it off with my filly last night so i can move back to the US in March. Feels bad, man <---Eurocat right now but with a frowny face

Why so soon? You could have kept banging her right up until you got on the plane.

EuroCat · « **Reply #1316 on:** January 31, 2013, 01:06:23 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on January 31, 2013, 01:02:24 PM

Couldn't wait till March?

She gets attached really quickly, wouldn't be right and would just make it tougher.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #1317 on:** January 31, 2013, 01:08:03 PM »

I think me and Gooch could be great friends.

EuroCat · « **Reply #1318 on:** January 31, 2013, 01:36:18 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on January 31, 2013, 01:08:03 PM

I think me and Gooch could be great friends.

Don't forget Beems

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #1319 on:** January 31, 2013, 01:43:39 PM »

Quote from: EuroCat on January 31, 2013, 01:36:18 PM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on January 31, 2013, 01:08:03 PM
I think me and Gooch could be great friends.
Don't forget Beems

Don't trust him.

j-dub · « **Reply #1320 on:** January 31, 2013, 02:23:06 PM »

Quote from: EuroCat on January 31, 2013, 01:06:23 PM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on January 31, 2013, 01:02:24 PM
Couldn't wait till March?
She gets attached really quickly, wouldn't be right and would just make it tougher.

sorry eurocat. you're a good man.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #1321 on:** January 31, 2013, 02:25:39 PM »

Time to knock out some more EuroStrange before you leave tho!

EuroCat · « **Reply #1322 on:** January 31, 2013, 03:08:04 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on January 31, 2013, 02:25:39 PM

Time to knock out some more EuroStrange before you leave tho!

What EuroLady could resist a sexy Kansas accent?

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #1323 on:** February 01, 2013, 11:02:40 AM »

Quote from: Gooch on January 31, 2013, 01:06:03 PM

Quote from: EuroCat on January 31, 2013, 01:01:24 PM
Had to break it off with my filly last night so i can move back to the US in March. Feels bad, man <---Eurocat right now but with a frowny face
Why so soon? You could have kept banging her right up until you got on the plane.

Maybe he wanted to bang a bunch of Euro Chicks before he leaves and didn't want her getting in the way.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #1324 on:** February 01, 2013, 11:07:21 AM »

Now me and Mrs Gooch can be friends too!