Master Dating Thread

[Pete]

Dude, fake boobs are gross. I don't understand how anybody could find that attractive.

I've never wanted a tuck emoticon more than right now.

i think you have no idea what a tuck is.

fake boobs are gross.  i bet you love fat girls too, because they have like triple E bra sizes.

I'm betting you've never sniffed anything above a 6 and are a chronic masturbator.

never sniffed anything above a 6

Wait, define "chronic."

[Institutional Control]

6's need love too.

[Stevesie60]

I have a similar story to fanning's.  Only it was sister's friend when she was going to school in Los Angeles.  Went out there to visit, did not like what I saw.  First night we were supposed to hook up but I purposely got so rip roaring drunk I yakked a whole bunch and got out of it.

Used this sort of technique on many occasions.  Another variation of this technique is to tell a couple of your buddies to act like you can't stand and "help" you walk out of the bar (like arms around both friends dragging feet), and once your out of the bar run like hell.

Bunch of pussies afraid to bang the ugly chic. Man up eff her and then deny it to your boys till the day you die.

Maybe they are! 

[Willesgirl]

So honest questions:

1. Did Fanning do the right thing by sexing up his catfish girl? I think the kind thing to do would've been not to sleep with her. Am I wrong?

2. Fanning, you're using your REAL name. What if your mom or (sister??) or someone that matters to you reads that story? It's really bad.

[star seed 7]

So honest questions:

1. Did Fanning do the right thing by sexing up his catfish girl? I think the kind thing to do would've been not to sleep with her. Am I wrong?

2. Fanning, you're using your REAL name. What if your mom or (sister??) or someone that matters to you reads that story? It's really bad.

His (your) story wasn't all that terrible.

[WillieWatanabe]

So honest questions:

1. Did Fanning do the right thing by sexing up his catfish girl? I think the kind thing to do would've been not to sleep with her. Am I wrong?

2. Fanning, you're using your REAL name. What if your mom or (sister??) or someone that matters to you reads that story? It's really bad.

Agreed. should definitely keep posting as you instead.

[Shacks]

So honest questions:

1. Did Fanning do the right thing by sexing up his catfish girl? I think the kind thing to do would've been not to sleep with her. Am I wrong?

2. Fanning, you're using your REAL name. What if your mom or (sister??) or someone that matters to you reads that story? It's really bad.

1) Yes, would have been worse to not sleep with her because then she becomes acutely aware that not getting laid was due to her being fatter than expected (although maybe she needed a reality check)

2) Do they read goEMAW, fanninng Williesgirl?

[nicname]

So honest questions:

1. Did Fanning do the right thing by sexing up his catfish girl? I think the kind thing to do would've been not to sleep with her. Am I wrong?

2. Fanning, you're using your REAL name. What if your mom or (sister??) or someone that matters to you reads that story? It's really bad.

1) Yes, would have been worse to not sleep with her because then she becomes acutely aware that not getting laid was due to her being fatter than expected (although maybe she needed a reality check)

2) Do they read goEMAW, fanninng Williesgirl?

or

1) Maybe it would have been better not to sleep with her.  Maybe she would have taken that as a hint to get her fat ass in the gym instead of #catfishing dudes on twitter and chowing down on Mizzou Arena 'chos at the time.

[Shacks]

My family is very aware of the monster they've created. It wouldn't surprise them. Also, that poor girl spent a lot of $ that weekend. It was the least I could do.

So you're a more affordable male version of Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman?

[wes mantooth]

You actually accepted money for gas?

[Willesgirl]

You actually accepted money for gas?

Please say no.

[Pete]

You actually accepted money for gas?

Please say no.

That chick, clearly, knew EXACTLY what she was doing.  If anything, she is the one whose motives and scruples should be questioned.

[Willesgirl]

You actually accepted money for gas?

Please say no.

That chick, clearly, knew EXACTLY what she was doing.  If anything, she is the one whose motives and scruples should be questioned.

She's not here to question. Fanning is. He seems nicer than that. But I'm not sure what the nice thing to do in that situation was -- the sympathy sex or let-her-down-easy and drive home.

[chum1]

Fanning most certainly did the wrong thing.  But that's why he has his own thread.

That said, Fanning, if I pay your way, will you visit me for the weekend and have sex with me?  (I'm a dude, BTW.)

[Willesgirl]

Fanning most certainly did the wrong thing.  But that's why he has his own thread.

That said, Fanning, if I pay your way, will you visit me for the weekend and have sex with me?  (I'm a dude, BTW.)

No, dork. I just thought I was getting into a different situation. It was too good to be true. Live and learn. For every toad, there's been a red dress girl like the one from Scottsdale. Circle of life and stuff. You have to buy me a ticket to a ballgame, too.

FYP.

[Willesgirl]

Not upset. Just teasing. Guess if that poor girl is willing to throw her dignity out the window, she could've done worse.

[puniraptor]

Fanning, you did the right thing. After her experience with you  restored her confidence she probably started working out and eating right and is now beyond hot. You did that.

[Willesgirl]

Fanning, you did the right thing. After her experience with you  restored her confidence she probably started working out and eating right and is now beyond hot. You did that.

Or she now has some weird daddy-complex and prostitutes herself for drugs.

[puniraptor]

No, I'm pretty sure I'm right.

[Shacks]

Fanning, can you quickly check her twitter and Facebook profiles to confirm/deny these rumors?

[kitten_mittons]

I have a friend that will try and find something wrong with every girl I hook up with or date, because she is jealous of them. Willesgirl is acting just like that.

[CNS]

Fanning, can you quickly check her twitter and Facebook profiles to confirm/deny these rumors?

She found a boyfriend shortly after, traveled abroad to Europe,  and has probably lost about 20 lbs since then. Gods work.

Hero

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[Emo EMAW]

Fanning, can you quickly check her twitter and Facebook profiles to confirm/deny these rumors?

She found a boyfriend shortly after, traveled abroad to Europe,  and has probably lost about 20 lbs since then. Gods work.

Good Luck Chuck.

[SwiftCat]

Does the story Fanning told surprise anyone on this board except for himself (willies girl)? Fanning lives his life like an open book. We are all just lucky enough to read it.

[mocat]

Does the story Fanning told surprise anyone on this board except for himself (willies girl)? Fanning lives his life like an open book. We are all just lucky enough to read it.

He had me at Nick Wright's breath smells like poop