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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1225 on: January 14, 2013, 09:06:01 AM »
guys, why the hell are they soo much different during a certain period(pun intended) of the month. I usually can handle it ok but not all of the time. I mean holy eff, every single one I have been with. And please do not turn this into some gpc type of convo.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1226 on: January 14, 2013, 09:15:57 AM »
Thanks Dlew.

This new girl is a good person. She's really cute nd I like hanging out with her, but I never really crushed on her. I feel like I should like her more than I do. We went to dinner and a movie so far, but that's about it.

EDIT: for a fun fact. You went to high school with my ex. She said she knew of you  :surprised:

This is a toughie. I think your always going to have some feelings for your ex's. And that's why you see a lot of relationships that are on and off. But you probably broke up for a reason, and that reason is probably still going to be an issue. On and off relationships usually aren't the best.

However, I go back and forth on the "we're perfect on paper but I don't have strong feelings for them". There has actually been some research on this. It can really only be explained by genetics. There are pretty girls who certain guys don't find attractive because the genetics aren't a match, and there are girls that most people don't find attractive, but some guys think are beautiful, because their genetics line up. The sad thing is, is that it's probably not going to change. And since it's due to genetics, it usually goes both ways. I dated a girl like this once. Every guy in the world thought she was gorgeous, but I couldn't see it. Dated her anyways because she was pretty fun. 2 weeks in we both realized we didn't really like each other, even though everything told us we should.

On the other hand, I have a friend who had this same problem with her boyfriend. They ended up getting married and are one of the best couples I know. Not sure if something changed for her, or she's just a more logical person and could see all the reasons they should be together.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1227 on: January 14, 2013, 09:16:47 AM »
(@ yla) Yeah, it's pretty amazing how they're all different. Either way, what ever she's pissed about,  let it be. I use to try and breakdown why filly was being irrational by pinpointing her reaction and the situation and I've never seen a female look at me with that kinda rage before.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1228 on: January 14, 2013, 11:00:14 AM »
Someone I know goes through those crazy stages once every you know how long.  After a couple days someone else I know just confronts this person and says "you are being crazy again.  Stop and consider your actions.  They are not the actions of a rational person."  Then it's crying and "I know I know!  I'm so sorry I just can't help it."  So basically just saying don't take it personally, it's not you.  Just set phasers to "ignore" for a few days a month.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1229 on: January 14, 2013, 11:04:50 AM »
Pro-tip: If you're really intuitive, you can use these monthly cycles to your advantage.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1230 on: January 14, 2013, 11:22:55 AM »
The best time to lay down some good old fashioned manipulation is during moments of high emotion.  Kinda a general rule about life, not just period related.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1231 on: January 14, 2013, 12:13:54 PM »
guys, why the hell are they soo much different during a certain period(pun intended) of the month. I usually can handle it ok but not all of the time. I mean holy eff, every single one I have been with. And please do not turn this into some gpc type of convo.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1232 on: January 14, 2013, 12:18:57 PM »
Pro-tip: If you're really intuitive, you can use these monthly cycles to your advantage.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1233 on: January 14, 2013, 12:20:12 PM »
Pro-tip: If you're really intuitive, you can use these monthly cycles to your advantage.

are you referring to going butterball when they're riding the red wave?


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1234 on: January 14, 2013, 12:36:12 PM »
Pro-tip: If you're really intuitive, you can use these monthly cycles to your advantage.

are you referring to going butterball when they're riding the red wave?

Eww. No. Gross. (If that even means what I think it means.)

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1235 on: January 14, 2013, 12:43:54 PM »
Pro-tip: If you're really intuitive, you can use these monthly cycles to your advantage.

are you referring to going butterball when they're riding the red wave?

Eww. No. Gross. (If that even means what I think it means.)

It means hooking up with a fat chick (who's not on the rag, I assume), FYI.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1236 on: January 14, 2013, 12:54:02 PM »
no, i meant going butterball when she's on the rag


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1237 on: January 14, 2013, 01:17:20 PM »
(@ yla) Yeah, it's pretty amazing how they're all different. Either way, what ever she's pissed about,  let it be. I use to try and breakdown why filly was being irrational by pinpointing her reaction and the situation and I've never seen a female look at me with that kinda rage before.

As if it needs to be repeated. This is never a good idea.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1238 on: January 14, 2013, 02:35:36 PM »
I find that fake boobs really help out with any genetic attraction shortcomings. 
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1239 on: January 14, 2013, 02:42:29 PM »
I find that fake boobs really help out with any genetic attraction shortcomings.

meh. Fake boobs on an ugly girl just turn her into an ugly girl with fake boobs.  Still ugly.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1240 on: January 14, 2013, 02:53:10 PM »
I find that fake boobs really help out with any genetic attraction shortcomings.

meh. Fake boobs on an ugly girl just turn her into an ugly girl with fake boobs.  Still ugly.

Which is still an upgrade.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1241 on: January 14, 2013, 03:03:39 PM »
For the younger single EMAW's:  the key to hooking up with a chick with fake bazoongas is to tell her you've never been with a girl with fake bazoongas.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1242 on: January 14, 2013, 03:15:35 PM »
clearly annunciating the word "bazoongas" is critical here.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1243 on: January 14, 2013, 03:16:12 PM »
Someone I know goes through those crazy stages once every you know how long.  After a couple days someone else I know just confronts this person and says "you are being crazy again.  Stop and consider your actions.  They are not the actions of a rational person."  Then it's crying and "I know I know!  I'm so sorry I just can't help it."  So basically just saying don't take it personally, it's not you.  Just set phasers to "ignore" for a few days a month.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1244 on: January 14, 2013, 03:19:23 PM »
Fake boobs are usually rock hard. It's kinda exciting at first, but pretty pud most of the time. Overall, there's no fixing ugly.

Kind of disagree.  People who are in great shape are rarely ugly.  Sure, some people are unlucky enough to have some pretty severe facial maladies, but most people are at least average enough, in terms of facial aesthetics, to be pretty attractive if they are very fit.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1245 on: January 14, 2013, 03:25:59 PM »
Dude, fake boobs are gross. I don't understand how anybody could find that attractive.

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« Reply #1246 on: January 14, 2013, 03:53:19 PM »
Dude, fake boobs are gross. I don't understand how anybody could find that attractive.

I dunno if you're talking to me, but I wasn't referring to the fake boobs.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1247 on: January 14, 2013, 03:57:14 PM »
Dude, fake boobs are gross. I don't understand how anybody could find that attractive.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1248 on: January 14, 2013, 03:59:05 PM »
Dude, fake boobs are gross. I don't understand how anybody could find that attractive.

I've never wanted a tuck emoticon more than right now.

#team mocat here. Fake boobs are like an affliction shirt you wear under your skin.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #1249 on: January 14, 2013, 04:00:06 PM »
Dude, fake boobs are gross. I don't understand how anybody could find that attractive.

I've never wanted a tuck emoticon more than right now.

#team mocat here. Fake boobs are like an affliction shirt you wear under your skin.
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