Author Topic: Master Dating Thread (Read 969004 times)

j-dub · « **Reply #1175 on:** January 05, 2013, 03:06:32 AM »

yeah. eff romance.

Tobias · « **Reply #1176 on:** January 05, 2013, 08:35:21 AM »

Quote from: j-dub on January 05, 2013, 03:06:32 AM

yeah. eff romance.

agreed. you're j-dub though, you'll bounce back

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #1177 on:** January 05, 2013, 09:52:02 AM »

Quote from: j-dub on January 05, 2013, 03:06:32 AM

yeah. eff romance.

at least we had prepared you for this

j-dub · « **Reply #1178 on:** January 05, 2013, 09:56:34 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on January 05, 2013, 09:52:02 AM

Quote from: j-dub on January 05, 2013, 03:06:32 AM
yeah. eff romance.

at least we had prepared you for this

job well done

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #1179 on:** January 05, 2013, 10:50:48 AM »

last night while she was in the bathroom I ripped about 4 monster farts under the covers. I tried to air it out before she got back but then I ripped another one. when she opened the covers to get into bed it was like charlie daniels had lost the fiddle fight and the devil had been unleashed and was coming to collect.

she said nothing, might be a keeper or she also might have a stuffy nose.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1180 on:** January 05, 2013, 12:09:08 PM »

j-dub, plenty of fish in the sea and now you have a wing man.

j-dub · « **Reply #1181 on:** January 05, 2013, 06:29:45 PM »

Quote from: fanningksu on January 05, 2013, 12:09:08 PM

j-dub, plenty of fish in the sea and now you have a wing man.

look out fillies!!

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #1182 on:** January 05, 2013, 06:38:06 PM »

Quote from: j-dub on January 05, 2013, 06:29:45 PM

Quote from: fanningksu on January 05, 2013, 12:09:08 PM
j-dub, plenty of fish in the sea and now you have a wing man.

look out fillies!!

oh no........

DQ12 · « **Reply #1183 on:** January 06, 2013, 12:44:52 PM »

Quote from: fanningksu on January 06, 2013, 12:39:46 PM

Is it possible to fall in love with a one night stand and not remember their name?

fanning, who were you with when i saw you after the fiesta bowl and why wasn't she wearing any purple at all?

Trim · « **Reply #1184 on:** January 06, 2013, 12:46:42 PM »

Quote from: fanningksu on January 06, 2013, 12:39:46 PM

Is it possible to fall in love with a one night stand and not remember their name?

It's Merv, fanning.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #1185 on:** January 10, 2013, 03:24:23 PM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on January 05, 2013, 10:50:48 AM

it was like charlie daniels had lost the fiddle fight and the devil had been unleashed and was coming to collect.

that is amazing, man.

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #1186 on:** January 10, 2013, 03:26:36 PM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on January 05, 2013, 10:50:48 AM

last night while she was in the bathroom I ripped about 4 monster farts under the covers. I tried to air it out before she got back but then I ripped another one. when she opened the covers to get into bed it was like charlie daniels had lost the fiddle fight and the devil had been unleashed and was coming to collect.

she said nothing, might be a keeper or she also might have a stuffy nose.

This post did not get enough appreciation. Holy crap.

pissclams · « **Reply #1187 on:** January 10, 2013, 03:29:52 PM »

what's to appreciate? the fact that y-l-a can't rip massive farts in front of his women? ok; i guess.

'taterblast · « **Reply #1188 on:** January 10, 2013, 03:37:38 PM »

home wrecked last weekend

Willesgirl · « **Reply #1189 on:** January 10, 2013, 03:45:14 PM »

Quote from: emawblast on January 10, 2013, 03:37:38 PM

home wrecked last weekend

Meaning you slept with someone married?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1190 on:** January 10, 2013, 03:46:35 PM »

Quote from: emawblast on January 10, 2013, 03:37:38 PM

home wrecked last weekend

She wasn't wearing a red dress was she?

8manpick · « **Reply #1191 on:** January 10, 2013, 03:50:22 PM »

Quote from: emawblast on January 10, 2013, 03:37:38 PM

home wrecked last weekend

Nice work, sole owner

'taterblast · « **Reply #1192 on:** January 10, 2013, 03:52:35 PM »

haha no, fanning. she was not married and was not wearing a red dress.

'taterblast · « **Reply #1193 on:** January 10, 2013, 03:52:49 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on January 10, 2013, 03:50:22 PM

Quote from: emawblast on January 10, 2013, 03:37:38 PM
home wrecked last weekend

Nice work, sole owner

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1194 on:** January 10, 2013, 03:55:09 PM »

Quote from: emawblast on January 10, 2013, 03:52:35 PM

haha no, fanning. she was not married and was not wearing a red dress.

Hope you enjoyed the Scottsdale native as much as I did.

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #1195 on:** January 10, 2013, 03:56:54 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on January 10, 2013, 03:29:52 PM

what's to appreciate? the fact that y-l-a can't rip massive farts in front of his women? ok; i guess.

It was his delivery and eloquent description.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #1196 on:** January 10, 2013, 04:00:13 PM »

Winter is the best/worst time to be sad over a breakup. Man. I feel for you j-dub.

But you know what? Soon the snow will melt and the sun will shine and the birds come back and the little baby bunnies are running around and the world is restored with life and light and vigor and most importantly, hope. Then before you know it it's Fake St Paddy's day and you're getting slammed in the 'ville at 11AM and you see this girl who just takes your breath away and you are really mumped up but you tell your friends you're going to marry that girl even though you're blacked out drunk but they tell you later and then you go talk to her and you stick your foot in your mouth big time and she thinks you're cute anyway and before you know it you're in love and engaged and life is great.

'taterblast · « **Reply #1197 on:** January 10, 2013, 04:03:13 PM »

Emo EMAW!!!!

ben ji · « **Reply #1198 on:** January 10, 2013, 04:11:56 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on January 10, 2013, 04:00:13 PM

Winter is the best/worst time to be sad over a breakup. Man. I feel for you j-dub.

But you know what? Soon the snow will melt and the sun will shine and the birds come back and the little baby bunnies are running around and the world is restored with life and light and vigor and most importantly, hope. Then before you know it it's Fake St Paddy's day and you're getting slammed in the 'ville at 11AM and you see this girl who just takes your breath away and you are really mumped up but you tell your friends you're going to marry that girl even though you're blacked out drunk but they tell you later and then you go talk to her and you stick your foot in your mouth big time and she thinks you're cute anyway and before you know it you're in love and engaged and life is great.

EMO is speaking the truth.

I have 2 friends that are engaged to girls they met on FPD.

puniraptor · « **Reply #1199 on:** January 10, 2013, 04:12:56 PM »

Quote from: ben ji on January 10, 2013, 04:11:56 PM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on January 10, 2013, 04:00:13 PM
Winter is the best/worst time to be sad over a breakup. Man. I feel for you j-dub.

But you know what? Soon the snow will melt and the sun will shine and the birds come back and the little baby bunnies are running around and the world is restored with life and light and vigor and most importantly, hope. Then before you know it it's Fake St Paddy's day and you're getting slammed in the 'ville at 11AM and you see this girl who just takes your breath away and you are really mumped up but you tell your friends you're going to marry that girl even though you're blacked out drunk but they tell you later and then you go talk to her and you stick your foot in your mouth big time and she thinks you're cute anyway and before you know it you're in love and engaged and life is great.

EMO is speaking the truth.

I have 2 friends that are engaged to girls they met on FPD.

suck it bob strawn