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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #775 on: September 26, 2012, 12:12:40 AM »
I have a big #fanningbrag but I may just pm fanning it because he's probably the only one who can appreciate it
FWB related?
thank goodness no
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #776 on: September 26, 2012, 01:45:48 AM »
Dlew, I wanna hear some stories about smart, pretentious big 10 fillies. :fatty:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #777 on: September 27, 2012, 01:08:19 PM »
Which one of you posted Fanning's digits in the "men seeking men" section of Craigslist?   :popcorn:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #778 on: September 27, 2012, 01:26:01 PM »
Dlew, I wanna hear some stories about smart, pretentious big 10 fillies. :fatty:
people are people, 'meister.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #779 on: September 27, 2012, 02:31:48 PM »
Dlew, I wanna hear some stories about smart, pretentious big 10 fillies. :fatty:
people are people, 'meister.
thats a pretty pretentious answer

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #780 on: September 27, 2012, 02:44:49 PM »
Which one of you posted Fanning's digits in the "men seeking men" section of Craigslist?   :popcorn:
Good question? If I was gay id be raking it in right now. My phone is going non stop.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #781 on: September 27, 2012, 02:45:44 PM »
Dlew, I wanna hear some stories about smart, pretentious big 10 fillies. :fatty:
people are people, 'meister.
thats a pretty pretentious Dlew answer
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #782 on: September 27, 2012, 03:00:32 PM »
I've heard that RickRampus has a sex tape online. I don't really know if that belongs in this thread or not.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #783 on: September 27, 2012, 03:05:19 PM »
Dlew, I wanna hear some stories about smart, pretentious big 10 fillies. :fatty:
people are people, 'meister.
thats a pretty pretentious answer
fine.

they're all super smart and bitchy and hot and totally different than kansas girls and you guys just wouldn't understand


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #784 on: September 27, 2012, 03:08:25 PM »
really though, i don't know.  they seem regular.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #785 on: September 27, 2012, 03:09:23 PM »
where do you live now mr dlew?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #786 on: September 27, 2012, 03:12:16 PM »
where do you live now mr dlew?
I got traded to Illinois for oscar Weber.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #787 on: September 27, 2012, 03:14:53 PM »
where do you live now mr dlew?
I got traded to Illinois for oscar Weber.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #788 on: September 27, 2012, 04:17:12 PM »
I've heard that RickRampus has a sex tape online. I don't really know if that belongs in this thread or not.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #789 on: September 27, 2012, 06:00:06 PM »
Which one of you posted Fanning's digits in the "men seeking men" section of Craigslist?   :popcorn:
Good question? If I was gay id be raking it in right now. My phone is going non stop.

da fuq happened?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #790 on: September 27, 2012, 06:19:43 PM »
Which one of you posted Fanning's digits in the "men seeking men" section of Craigslist?   :popcorn:
Good question? If I was gay id be raking it in right now. My phone is going non stop.

da fuq happened?
I think some deranged filly put my number on KC's Craigslist Saturday. You know, the men-seeking-men section. I've gotten calls/text from Mike's, Steve's, Jose, etc. Asking for my services and a good time.
That's a pretty awesome prank.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #791 on: September 27, 2012, 06:25:10 PM »
WAIT A SECOND HOW DID THE1BIGWILLIE KNOW FANNING'S NUMBER WAS IN CRAIGSLISTS'S MEN SEEKING MEN SECTION?

 :sdeek:


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #792 on: September 27, 2012, 06:34:23 PM »
Which one of you posted Fanning's digits in the "men seeking men" section of Craigslist?   :popcorn:
Good question? If I was gay id be raking it in right now. My phone is going non stop.

da fuq happened?
I think some deranged filly put my number on KC's Craigslist Saturday. You know, the men-seeking-men section. I've gotten calls/text from Mike's, Steve's, Jose, etc. Asking for my services and a good time.
That's a pretty awesome prank.
Ya. I'm not even mad. It's funny. However, these guys get angry when you tell them it was a prank and I'm not ready to play ball. I kinda feel bad.

Maybe you should play ball then    :fatty:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #793 on: September 27, 2012, 06:56:25 PM »
I write a frat bro's cell # over the sodoku in every in flight magazine and on back cover of Skymall on every flight I have taken for over 2 years.  Usually put "send dik pik" next to it.  Sometimes don't put anything.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #794 on: September 27, 2012, 07:41:05 PM »
I write a frat bro's cell # over the sodoku in every in flight magazine and on back cover of Skymall on every flight I have taken for over 2 years.  Usually put "send dik pik" next to it.  Sometimes don't put anything.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #795 on: September 27, 2012, 09:14:06 PM »
WAIT A SECOND HOW DID THE1BIGWILLIE KNOW FANNING'S NUMBER WAS IN CRAIGSLISTS'S MEN SEEKING MEN SECTION?

 :sdeek:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #796 on: September 27, 2012, 09:41:44 PM »
oh. 


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #797 on: September 27, 2012, 09:48:50 PM »
WAIT A SECOND HOW DID THE1BIGWILLIE KNOW FANNING'S NUMBER WAS IN CRAIGSLISTS'S MEN SEEKING MEN SECTION?

 :sdeek:

Do you have a problem with that or something?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #798 on: September 27, 2012, 10:18:12 PM »
My Text series today:

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Random # (guy named Tom): "Still looking for fun?"

fanning: "No. Sorry man. Someone pranked me. I didn't put that ad up."

Random # (guy named Tom): "SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA **** MY MOUTH?"

fanning: "No, sorry dude."

Random # (guy named Tom): "How bout some P****?"

fanning: "Yes, I'm a fan of that stuff."

Random # (guy named Tom): "lol, I got a girl."

fanning: "Haha. I think I'm alright for right now. Thanks though. Is she hott?"
:lol:
fanning should've thrown one of these guys a bone. fanning you're such a jerk.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #799 on: September 27, 2012, 10:43:49 PM »
My Text series today:

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Random # (guy named Tom): "Still looking for fun?"

fanning: "No. Sorry man. Someone pranked me. I didn't put that ad up."

Random # (guy named Tom): "SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA **** MY MOUTH?"

fanning: "No, sorry dude."

Random # (guy named Tom): "How bout some P****?"

fanning: "Yes, I'm a fan of that stuff."

Random # (guy named Tom): "lol, I got a girl."

fanning: "Haha. I think I'm alright for right now. Thanks though. Is she hott?"
:lol:
fanning should've thrown one of these guys a bone. fanning you're such a jerk.

Literally or figuratively speaking?