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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #800 on: September 27, 2012, 10:48:21 PM »
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Random # (guy named Tom): "Still looking for fun?"

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Random # (guy named Tom): "SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA **** MY MOUTH?"

fanning: "No, sorry dude."

Random # (guy named Tom): "How bout some P****?"

fanning: "Yes, I'm a fan of that stuff."

Random # (guy named Tom): "lol, I got a girl."

fanning: "Haha. I think I'm alright for right now. Thanks though. Is she hott?"
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fanning should've thrown one of these guys a bone. fanning you're such a jerk.

Literally or figuratively speaking?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #801 on: September 27, 2012, 10:52:26 PM »
I've had enough dick pics in the last week you guys. IT'S NOT HAPPENING!
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #802 on: September 27, 2012, 11:12:03 PM »
Quote from: fanningksu on September 27, 2012, 10:52:26 PM
I've had enough dick pics in the last week you guys. IT'S NOT HAPPENING!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #803 on: September 27, 2012, 11:24:24 PM »
It'd be cool if they tore down the Seahawks' goalposts.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #804 on: September 28, 2012, 10:54:33 AM »
Quote from: Dlew12 on September 27, 2012, 11:24:24 PM
It'd be cool if they tore down the Seahawks' goalposts.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #805 on: September 28, 2012, 11:43:05 AM »
dang.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #806 on: September 28, 2012, 11:58:33 AM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #807 on: October 04, 2012, 09:35:07 PM »
Quote from: fanningksu on October 04, 2012, 09:31:52 PM
Have you guys seen the price of condoms these days? Who can afford to have sex in this economy and why do I still feel like a school girl at the checkout counter when I purchase them? Woof!

let me introduce you to the internet heath.  you can order stuff on it and they send it to your house.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #808 on: October 04, 2012, 09:35:27 PM »
Condoms? Pffft, just saran wrap that crap.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #809 on: October 04, 2012, 09:46:33 PM »
Quote from: OlatheWildcat on October 04, 2012, 09:35:27 PM
Condoms? Pffft, just saran wrap that crap.
Heck yes, and you can just stop by the DU house and get saran wrap anytime you need some...IT'S FREE!
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #810 on: October 04, 2012, 10:19:12 PM »
Condoms are for sailors  :bill:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #811 on: October 04, 2012, 11:15:46 PM »
Quote from: fanningksu on September 27, 2012, 10:52:26 PM
I've had enough dick pics in the last week you guys. IT'S NOT HAPPENING!

i bet its awkward to receive a dick pic while at work.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #812 on: October 05, 2012, 08:25:02 AM »
Quote from: fanningksu on October 05, 2012, 08:17:31 AM
Quote from: kim carnes on October 04, 2012, 11:15:46 PM
Quote from: fanningksu on September 27, 2012, 10:52:26 PM
I've had enough dick pics in the last week you guys. IT'S NOT HAPPENING!

i bet its awkward to receive a dick pic while at work.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #813 on: October 21, 2012, 08:50:05 PM »
Wednesday night this week J-Dub has a 1st date.  Dinner and ____?

1.  Where should he take her?  (KC area) 
2.  What should he do after the date?   :fatty:

I've been out of the dating scene for years now, and I wasn't much help, so we bring it to the greatest collection of minds in the modern world, goEMAW.com. 
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #814 on: October 21, 2012, 09:34:57 PM »
Get drunk.  Weather will be good so walk around the plaza.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #815 on: October 21, 2012, 09:44:11 PM »
no :fatty: will be going down. she's a good girl you ignorant slut
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #816 on: October 21, 2012, 10:48:02 PM »
Quote from: j-dub on October 21, 2012, 09:44:11 PM
no :fatty: will be going down. she's a good girl you ignorant slut

no such thing
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #817 on: October 21, 2012, 11:21:14 PM »
Quote from: Limestone on October 21, 2012, 10:48:02 PM
Quote from: j-dub on October 21, 2012, 09:44:11 PM
no :fatty: will be going down. she's a good girl you ignorant slut

no such thing

yeah well eventually...
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"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Master Dating Thread
« Reply #818 on: October 22, 2012, 12:01:15 AM »
la bodega is an excellent first date place, trust me
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #819 on: October 22, 2012, 07:04:57 AM »
Quote from: pissclams on October 22, 2012, 12:01:15 AM
la bodega is an excellent first date place, trust me
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #820 on: October 22, 2012, 08:14:07 AM »
Quote from: EuroCat on October 22, 2012, 07:04:57 AM
Quote from: pissclams on October 22, 2012, 12:01:15 AM
la bodega is an excellent first date place, trust me
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tapas and sangria sounds pretty :lick:
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"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #821 on: October 22, 2012, 08:23:13 AM »
Quote from: pissclams on October 22, 2012, 12:01:15 AM
la bodega is an excellent first date place, trust me

Yeah, 'clams took me there when I finally agreed to meet him in KC, but he was gonna have me walk across some dangerous bridge with no sidewalk to get there, so I had LSOC chaperone me.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #822 on: October 22, 2012, 08:50:54 AM »
Quote from: j-dub on October 21, 2012, 11:21:14 PM
Quote from: Limestone on October 21, 2012, 10:48:02 PM
Quote from: j-dub on October 21, 2012, 09:44:11 PM
no :fatty: will be going down. she's a good girl you ignorant slut

no such thing

yeah well eventually...
your not doing it right then
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #823 on: October 22, 2012, 10:48:45 AM »
Quote from: Trim on October 22, 2012, 08:23:13 AM
Quote from: pissclams on October 22, 2012, 12:01:15 AM
la bodega is an excellent first date place, trust me

Yeah, 'clams took me there when I finally agreed to meet him in KC, but he was gonna have me walk across some dangerous bridge with no sidewalk to get there, so I had LSOC chaperone me.

sounds absolutely adorable
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"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #824 on: November 05, 2012, 08:58:42 PM »
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