Back in the mid to late 90's this scenario repeated itself several times:
1. Find local girl on AOL
2. Get picture of said girl, don't send my own (claim scanner is broken)
3. Sweet talk way in to a date
4. Get back from date, find out you are blocked on IM
5. Send her a virus (sub7 trojan horse), hack her crap
6. Get banned from AOL for sending a virus
7. Call AOL, say it was your kid that did it, get unbanned
8. Repeat