Master Dating Thread

[AppleJack]

what on earth....

[OlatheWildcat]

I smashed a girl 2 weeks ago from wichita that lives in KC now. We both woke up and had no clue what happened until we came across the evidence. Have been exchanging smirking text messages since. I think she is pushing for some type of relationship, but you guys know me (ZZZZIPPPPPPP). She's a cute blond, but she has intentions on moving to California soon, and she keeps telling her friends "I'm really nice".

So I guess my questions is, does that mean i'm ugly? Cause I say girls are nice that i'm not attracted too. :armscrossed:

You're not ugly, in my honest straight guy opinion, you are just like any other ksu alum, attractive. You've got to believe that the ladies think differently than us guys, and don't replace the phrase "ugly" with "nice."

Personally, when faced with an ugly chick, I talk about how they have a good personality. It's rare that I am put in a situation with an ugly chick and a terrible personality.

[8manpick]

I smashed a girl 2 weeks ago from wichita that lives in KC now. We both woke up and had no clue what happened until we came across the evidence. Have been exchanging smirking text messages since. I think she is pushing for some type of relationship, but you guys know me (ZZZZIPPPPPPP). She's a cute blond, but she has intentions on moving to California soon, and she keeps telling her friends "I'm really nice".

So I guess my questions is, does that mean i'm ugly? Cause I say girls are nice that i'm not attracted too. :armscrossed:

You're not ugly, in my honest straight guy opinion, you are just like any other ksu alum, attractive. You've got to believe that the ladies think differently than us guys, and don't replace the phrase "ugly" with "nice."

Personally, when faced with an ugly chick, I talk about how they have a good personality. It's rare that I am put in a situation with an ugly chick and a terrible personality.

If you were, there would be no real reason to stay in that situation for long...

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[DQ12]

I smashed a girl 2 weeks ago from wichita that lives in KC now. We both woke up and had no clue what happened until we came across the evidence. Have been exchanging smirking text messages since. I think she is pushing for some type of relationship, but you guys know me (ZZZZIPPPPPPP). She's a cute blond, but she has intentions on moving to California soon, and she keeps telling her friends "I'm really nice".

So I guess my questions is, does that mean i'm ugly? Cause I say girls are nice that i'm not attracted too. :armscrossed:

I don't really know how to phrase this, but...that's rape, right?

[DQ12]

I don't really know how to phrase this, but...that's rape, right?

No, denied. It was a fanning saturday night. 

I'm afraid those may not be mutually exclusive...

[steve dave]

Yeah, fanning was raped again

[steve dave]

It's your fault for dressing like that

[stunted]

I smashed a girl 2 weeks ago from wichita that lives in KC now. We both woke up and had no clue what happened until we came across the evidence. Have been exchanging smirking text messages since. I think she is pushing for some type of relationship, but you guys know me (ZZZZIPPPPPPP). She's a cute blond, but she has intentions on moving to California soon, and she keeps telling her friends "I'm really nice".

So I guess my questions is, does that mean i'm ugly? Cause I say girls are nice that i'm not attracted too. :armscrossed:

I don't really know how to phrase this, but...that's rape, right?

This is what the feminists would like you to believe.

On the nice thing its possible she's trying to justify it so her friends won't view her as a slut.

[EuroCat]

Was with a new filly last night and she dropped the V bomb on me. Had flashbacks to this thread big time.

[stunted]

Drop the D bomb.

[stunted]

There's this kind of cute girl I met a bar.  She wouldn't leave me, but she was cool so we just chilled.  We work in the same area, I asked if she wanted lunch, now she replies all lovey dovey.  I'm stumped what to do.

[Trim]

I'm stumped what to do.

Welp, WWSD.

[yoga-like_abana]

Lunch?! LUNCH!? wtf!?

[yoga-like_abana]

100 katpak points says fanning texted her the next day apologizing and explaining the situation.

[steve dave]

There's this kind of cute girl I met a bar.  She wouldn't leave me, but she was cool so we just chilled.  We work in the same area, I asked if she wanted lunch, now she replies all lovey dovey.  I'm stumped what to do.

wow, stunz has no idea how to handle himself around non dumb/helpless girls.  shocker. 

[stunted]

Similar thing just happened to me.  This girl I want to bang invited me out to a club with her friends.  Logistical nightmare, I told her I would let her know later.  Didn't, and the next day I texted "how was last night,  fell asleep haha."  She gives some short reply.  I ask if she'll be free in a few days.  Nothing.

[pissclams]

better to pass on that ass rather than let her dominate/dictate schedules.

[Gooch]

PS- What's your thought on "buster"? That's a pretty unique nickname, right?

 

[j-dub]

PS- What's your thought on "buster"? That's a pretty unique nickname, right?

 

 

[Emo EMAW]

I worked all day Saturday and called it an early night at 10 pm. I hadn't talked to the girl I had hooked up with for like a week. Then, while I was knocked out, my phone receives these texts: 11:17 PM- "Hey there buster!!" and then later after I never replied since I was sleeping, 12:46 AM- "Heathie???"

Out of all the Saturday's I could have called it an early night, it was this one.  It was practically on a platter for me. 

PS- What's your thought on "buster"? That's a pretty unique nickname, right?

Fanning, any chance this is you?

[mocat]

Fanning:

[Stevesie60]

['taterblast]

I worked all day Saturday and called it an early night at 10 pm. I hadn't talked to the girl I had hooked up with for like a week. Then, while I was knocked out, my phone receives these texts: 11:17 PM- "Hey there buster!!" and then later after I never replied since I was sleeping, 12:46 AM- "Heathie???"

Out of all the Saturday's I could have called it an early night, it was this one.  It was practically on a platter for me. 

PS- What's your thought on "buster"? That's a pretty unique nickname, right?

the buster text would have me  , but the heathie text would cause me to scream obscenities. she wanted some.

[j-dub]

guys, i'm thinking about borrowing a toddler and taking it to hyvee or target round about 6ish on a weeknight. make up some story about adopting him and crap.. the ladies go crazy when you walk a dog. pretty sure a kid is like ten times better right. thoughts?

[kitten_mittons]

guys, i'm thinking about borrowing a toddler and taking it to hyvee or target round about 6ish on a weeknight. make up some story about adopting him and crap.. the ladies go crazy when you walk a dog. pretty sure a kid is like ten times better right. thoughts?

The same girls that will fall for that you can pick up from your nearest bar.

You're welcome.

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