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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #475 on: June 06, 2012, 12:46:23 PM »
So I had a interesting situation recently. I was kind of seeing a girl off and on. Nothing to serious, but she was fun to hang out with. We we're kind of friends through the same group. Anyways, I was taking it slow with her, because I knew she was a good girl. However, I realized she was pretty shy whenever it came to any type of intimacy. Finally, I asked her two weeks ago if she was a virgin? It was tough to ask, but I was curious. She said she was a virgin and she had never really been in a serious relationship. Obviously, I was set back a bit. She said sex wasn't out of the question, but she had to be sure about the guy.

After finding this out I distanced myself for a few reasons. 1. I don't want that pressure on me. I know my history. Once I do it, i'll be less interested, and you can't do that to a girl like that. 2. We kind of come from different worlds. She's a goody, goody, and I'm pretty adventurous.

Anyways, am I bad for cutting off communication after this? She was being honest, but I don't want that pressure on me. Maybe if I was more into the relationship, I could see myself giving it a shot. At 27 you don't meet a lot of 25 year old virigns. You forget they exist.

She isn't a virgin.
But she does have an STD that she is avoiding telling you about.

correct.  I would bet HPV but with someone who lies about being a virgin, it could be something a bit nastier.
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Where did you meet this girl, fanning?
Bar. Woke up in some random basement with her two years ago. We stayed friends and started talking again recently after she saw me on the news in Pittsburgh.

And you really believe this girl is a virgin?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #476 on: June 06, 2012, 12:48:15 PM »
I feel like there's not enough anger from the states.  There are 2 men are competing for every 1 non-obese woman.

At this rate the only option is to leave.

What percentage of these "2 men" are fat fucks or conversely non-obese?
Yeah that blog frames the issue as there aren't enough hot girls in the world for angry blogging economist.  And it's America's/feminists fault.

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.420288104672298.99542.252606714773772&type=3
http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.428979227123937.95404.147566895265173&type=3

heh.
K. Now count the number of uggo dudes featured in the two different albums. 

Hint: much fewer uggo dudes at Club Myst.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #477 on: June 06, 2012, 01:04:03 PM »
So I had a interesting situation recently. I was kind of seeing a girl off and on. Nothing to serious, but she was fun to hang out with. We we're kind of friends through the same group. Anyways, I was taking it slow with her, because I knew she was a good girl. However, I realized she was pretty shy whenever it came to any type of intimacy. Finally, I asked her two weeks ago if she was a virgin? It was tough to ask, but I was curious. She said she was a virgin and she had never really been in a serious relationship. Obviously, I was set back a bit. She said sex wasn't out of the question, but she had to be sure about the guy.

After finding this out I distanced myself for a few reasons. 1. I don't want that pressure on me. I know my history. Once I do it, i'll be less interested, and you can't do that to a girl like that. 2. We kind of come from different worlds. She's a goody, goody, and I'm pretty adventurous.

Anyways, am I bad for cutting off communication after this? She was being honest, but I don't want that pressure on me. Maybe if I was more into the relationship, I could see myself giving it a shot. At 27 you don't meet a lot of 25 year old virigns. You forget they exist.

She isn't a virgin.
But she does have an STD that she is avoiding telling you about.

correct.  I would bet HPV but with someone who lies about being a virgin, it could be something a bit nastier.
  :sdeek:

Where did you meet this girl, fanning?
Bar. Woke up in some random basement with her two years ago. We stayed friends and started talking again recently after she saw me on the news in Pittsburgh.

And you really believe this girl is a virgin?

 :dubious:
:lol: Well we haven't done it and I haven't seen her with any guys since.  :dunno: Let me be naive. She's a quiet, blond, accountant. It's possible.

Met her in a bar and she let you take her to a random basement.  It only takes one of those evenings for her to no longer qualify.  You don't think that has happened just once?   :dubious:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #478 on: June 06, 2012, 01:06:14 PM »
Maybe.  :runaway:

It's better to know what you are dealing with.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #479 on: June 06, 2012, 01:11:06 PM »
Maybe.  :runaway:

It's better to know what you are dealing with.
I think fanning is a nice guy and she isn't very fwd. She has fallen for fanning and she wants to see if he is commitment material. If she told you that she was saving herself until marriage, then it is more believable. She said sex wasn't out if it was the right man. Good lord, do you know how many "right men" the average 25 year old female thinks they have found?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #480 on: June 06, 2012, 01:12:04 PM »
Maybe.  :runaway:

It's better to know what you are dealing with.
Yeah, I appreciate the heads up. Truth is I think I feel something more for her roommate than I do for her. We agreed to just be friends on Saturday, so I guess I don't care anymore.

OT: How dickish is it to try and swap roommates? TIA

Unless this girl is just incredibly discreet, there is no way her roommate doesn't know about the STD. Sorry fanning, you have absolutely no shot.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #481 on: June 06, 2012, 01:12:38 PM »
Maybe.  :runaway:

It's better to know what you are dealing with.
Yeah, I appreciate the heads up. Truth is I think I feel something more for her roommate than I do for her. We agreed to just be friends on Saturday, so I guess I don't care anymore.

OT: How dickish is it to try and swap roommates? TIA
Go for it. Maybe first philly is looking for the right guy and girl? Good luck. Report back.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #482 on: June 06, 2012, 01:12:45 PM »
Maybe.  :runaway:

It's better to know what you are dealing with.
I think fanning is a nice guy and she isn't very fwd. She has fallen for fanning and she wants to see if he is commitment material. If she told you that she was saving herself until marriage, then it is more believable. She said sex wasn't out if it was the right man. Good lord, do you know how many "right men" the average 25 year old female thinks they have found?
Damn dobber, that's some insightful stuff there. Practically right on it.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #483 on: June 06, 2012, 01:19:26 PM »
all wrong. I think fanns is in love and it terrifies him.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #484 on: June 06, 2012, 01:20:52 PM »
Maybe.  :runaway:

It's better to know what you are dealing with.
I think fanning is a nice guy and she isn't very fwd. She has fallen for fanning and she wants to see if he is commitment material. If she told you that she was saving herself until marriage, then it is more believable. She said sex wasn't out if it was the right man. Good lord, do you know how many "right men" the average 25 year old female thinks they have found?
Damn dobber, that's some insightful stuff there. Practically right on it.

And pretty much the situation for 50% of 18-28 year old women in the midwest.  Don't act like anyone is inventing cold fusion here.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #485 on: June 06, 2012, 01:39:19 PM »
http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2012/06/06/who-sexually-transmitted-superbug-could-be-major-crisis/?hpt=hp_t3

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A major public health crisis is emerging, in the form of a sexually-transmitted disease that doesn't respond to antibiotics, World Health Organization officials said Wednesday.

Gonorrhea is one of the most common sexually-transmitted infections. It is spread through oral, vaginal and anal sex. About 106 million people worldwide become infected every year.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #486 on: June 06, 2012, 01:42:52 PM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #487 on: June 06, 2012, 01:48:29 PM »
K. Now count the number of uggo dudes featured in the two different albums. 

Hint: much fewer uggo dudes at Club Myst.

A man's appearance does not matter.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #488 on: June 06, 2012, 01:50:09 PM »
K. Now count the number of uggo dudes featured in the two different albums. 

Hint: much fewer uggo dudes at Club Myst.

A man's appearance does not matter.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #489 on: June 06, 2012, 06:29:21 PM »
K. Now count the number of uggo dudes featured in the two different albums. 

Hint: much fewer uggo dudes at Club Myst.

A man's appearance does not matter.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #490 on: June 06, 2012, 07:10:52 PM »
I was supposed to meet up with this lovely lady that I've been seeing a little bit on Sunday. The plan was to meet at her place at four. I showed up at her place at 1 with a bouquet and told her I couldn't wait. She was taken aback. I kissed her cheek and told her I'd see her at four. Later that night, we walked onto her balcony to sunset to the west and a view of the Capitol to the east. Perfect scene. First kiss/make out for the win!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #491 on: June 06, 2012, 07:12:29 PM »
I am so wet for sundance_kid right now  :love:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #492 on: June 06, 2012, 07:55:27 PM »
washington dc, the city of love


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #493 on: June 06, 2012, 08:03:02 PM »
washington dc, the city of love

I just assumed he was talking about Topeka.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #494 on: June 06, 2012, 08:06:16 PM »
washington dcTopeka KS, the city of love

I just assumed he was talking about Topeka.
Fixed.


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« Reply #495 on: June 06, 2012, 08:50:42 PM »
I am so wet for sundance_kid right now  :love:

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washington dcTopeka KS, the city of love

I just assumed he was talking about Topeka.
Fixed.

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Due to the seemingly large amount of lawyers here, I'll add that she just graduated law school and taking the bar in the end of July!

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« Reply #496 on: June 07, 2012, 06:17:44 PM »
K. Now count the number of uggo dudes featured in the two different albums. 

Hint: much fewer uggo dudes at Club Myst.

A man's appearance does not matter.

Hilarious.  To who?  Are you suggesting that some skinny-fat pud with a host of internet provided pro-tips is equivalent to a genuinely good-looking dude with a six-pack?  They may both get that ass in the end, but one has to con a woman into sex and the other gets laid because the woman truly wants to eff him.  It matters.  Only an ugly person would suggest otherwise. 
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #497 on: June 07, 2012, 07:41:23 PM »
stunner is 100% correct.  for women, money is infinitely more important than a man's looks.  only a poor person would suggest otherwise.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #498 on: June 07, 2012, 07:58:17 PM »
I was supposed to meet up with this lovely lady that I've been seeing a little bit on Sunday. The plan was to meet at her place at four. I showed up at her place at 1 with a bouquet and told her I couldn't wait. She was taken aback. I kissed her cheek and told her I'd see her at four. Later that night, we walked onto her balcony to sunset to the west and a view of the Capitol to the east. Perfect scene. First kiss/make out for the win!

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« Reply #499 on: June 07, 2012, 10:59:49 PM »
K. Now count the number of uggo dudes featured in the two different albums. 

Hint: much fewer uggo dudes at Club Myst.

A man's appearance does not matter.

Hilarious.  To who?  Are you suggesting that some skinny-fat pud with a host of internet provided pro-tips is equivalent to a genuinely good-looking dude with a six-pack?  They may both get that ass in the end, but one has to con a woman into sex and the other gets laid because the woman truly wants to eff him.  It matters.  Only an ugly person would suggest otherwise.

Girls don't think like men.  We want fit chicks with tits and ass.  Girls want money.