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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #450 on: June 01, 2012, 07:07:42 PM »
how do I convince school teacher girl to drive around 1h 1/2 maybe 2hrs to come visit?

Tell her about the girl you're dating. She'll get super jealous and have to come visit you right away to show you how awesome she is.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #451 on: June 01, 2012, 08:45:57 PM »
how do I convince school teacher girl to drive around 1h 1/2 maybe 2hrs to come visit?

Tell her about the girl you're dating. She'll get super jealous and have to come visit you right away to show you how awesome she is.

this is actually really good advice.

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« Reply #452 on: June 01, 2012, 08:50:35 PM »
how do I convince school teacher girl to drive around 1h 1/2 maybe 2hrs to come visit?

say "you should come visit me this weekend"

This.

OR

A subtle guilt trip about you having done the same for her before. (if you have) wording is key here, don't be a dick, but hint at it

OR

you should be awesome enough that she begging to make that drive

OR

I don't know the backstory, but if this is fresh, keep driving to her to fill her up with all of your greatness and show how awesome and amazing you are. Make her miss you. She will make the drive then.

OR

If this has been going on for a time and she is not willing to make the drive, the failure is yours, or she is not worth fussing about. Move on.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #454 on: June 05, 2012, 02:07:57 PM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #455 on: June 05, 2012, 04:47:22 PM »
 
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #456 on: June 06, 2012, 02:31:49 AM »
I feel like there's not enough anger from the states.  There are 2 men are competing for every 1 non-obese woman.

At this rate the only option is to leave.


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« Reply #457 on: June 06, 2012, 09:15:49 AM »
After finding this out I distanced myself for a few reasons. 1. I don't want that pressure on me. I know my history. Once I do it, i'll be less interested, and you can't do that to a girl like that. 2. We kind of come from different worlds. She's a goody, goody, and I'm pretty adventurous.

If you are adventurous and still treat her nicely, how do you think the average person treats her?  Do you think goody goody chicks are satisfied with their mundane lives?

Keep this in mind when you find a goody goody chick you do want something serious with.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #458 on: June 06, 2012, 09:31:46 AM »
Send her to fattyfest, fanning.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #459 on: June 06, 2012, 09:38:08 AM »
Send her to fattyfest, fanning.
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« Reply #460 on: June 06, 2012, 09:44:52 AM »
So I had a interesting situation recently. I was kind of seeing a girl off and on. Nothing to serious, but she was fun to hang out with. We we're kind of friends through the same group. Anyways, I was taking it slow with her, because I knew she was a good girl. However, I realized she was pretty shy whenever it came to any type of intimacy. Finally, I asked her two weeks ago if she was a virgin? It was tough to ask, but I was curious. She said she was a virgin and she had never really been in a serious relationship. Obviously, I was set back a bit. She said sex wasn't out of the question, but she had to be sure about the guy.

After finding this out I distanced myself for a few reasons. 1. I don't want that pressure on me. I know my history. Once I do it, i'll be less interested, and you can't do that to a girl like that. 2. We kind of come from different worlds. She's a goody, goody, and I'm pretty adventurous.

Anyways, am I bad for cutting off communication after this? She was being honest, but I don't want that pressure on me. Maybe if I was more into the relationship, I could see myself giving it a shot. At 27 you don't meet a lot of 25 year old virigns. You forget they exist.

She isn't a virgin.

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« Reply #461 on: June 06, 2012, 09:45:52 AM »
So I had a interesting situation recently. I was kind of seeing a girl off and on. Nothing to serious, but she was fun to hang out with. We we're kind of friends through the same group. Anyways, I was taking it slow with her, because I knew she was a good girl. However, I realized she was pretty shy whenever it came to any type of intimacy. Finally, I asked her two weeks ago if she was a virgin? It was tough to ask, but I was curious. She said she was a virgin and she had never really been in a serious relationship. Obviously, I was set back a bit. She said sex wasn't out of the question, but she had to be sure about the guy.

After finding this out I distanced myself for a few reasons. 1. I don't want that pressure on me. I know my history. Once I do it, i'll be less interested, and you can't do that to a girl like that. 2. We kind of come from different worlds. She's a goody, goody, and I'm pretty adventurous.

Anyways, am I bad for cutting off communication after this? She was being honest, but I don't want that pressure on me. Maybe if I was more into the relationship, I could see myself giving it a shot. At 27 you don't meet a lot of 25 year old virigns. You forget they exist.

She isn't a virgin.
But she does have an STD that she is avoiding telling you about.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #462 on: June 06, 2012, 09:51:13 AM »
So I had a interesting situation recently. I was kind of seeing a girl off and on. Nothing to serious, but she was fun to hang out with. We we're kind of friends through the same group. Anyways, I was taking it slow with her, because I knew she was a good girl. However, I realized she was pretty shy whenever it came to any type of intimacy. Finally, I asked her two weeks ago if she was a virgin? It was tough to ask, but I was curious. She said she was a virgin and she had never really been in a serious relationship. Obviously, I was set back a bit. She said sex wasn't out of the question, but she had to be sure about the guy.

After finding this out I distanced myself for a few reasons. 1. I don't want that pressure on me. I know my history. Once I do it, i'll be less interested, and you can't do that to a girl like that. 2. We kind of come from different worlds. She's a goody, goody, and I'm pretty adventurous.

Anyways, am I bad for cutting off communication after this? She was being honest, but I don't want that pressure on me. Maybe if I was more into the relationship, I could see myself giving it a shot. At 27 you don't meet a lot of 25 year old virigns. You forget they exist.

She isn't a virgin.
But she does have an STD that she is avoiding telling you about.

correct.  I would bet HPV but with someone who lies about being a virgin, it could be something a bit nastier.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #463 on: June 06, 2012, 09:54:39 AM »
So I had a interesting situation recently. I was kind of seeing a girl off and on. Nothing to serious, but she was fun to hang out with. We we're kind of friends through the same group. Anyways, I was taking it slow with her, because I knew she was a good girl. However, I realized she was pretty shy whenever it came to any type of intimacy. Finally, I asked her two weeks ago if she was a virgin? It was tough to ask, but I was curious. She said she was a virgin and she had never really been in a serious relationship. Obviously, I was set back a bit. She said sex wasn't out of the question, but she had to be sure about the guy.

After finding this out I distanced myself for a few reasons. 1. I don't want that pressure on me. I know my history. Once I do it, i'll be less interested, and you can't do that to a girl like that. 2. We kind of come from different worlds. She's a goody, goody, and I'm pretty adventurous.

Anyways, am I bad for cutting off communication after this? She was being honest, but I don't want that pressure on me. Maybe if I was more into the relationship, I could see myself giving it a shot. At 27 you don't meet a lot of 25 year old virigns. You forget they exist.

She isn't a virgin.
But she does have an STD that she is avoiding telling you about.

correct.  I would bet HPV but with someone who lies about being a virgin, it could be something a bit nastier.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #464 on: June 06, 2012, 10:08:20 AM »
I feel like there's not enough anger from the states.  There are 2 men are competing for every 1 non-obese woman.

At this rate the only option is to leave.



What percentage of these "2 men" are fat fucks or conversely non-obese? 
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« Reply #465 on: June 06, 2012, 10:15:09 AM »
I mean we did other things --------> :ohno:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #466 on: June 06, 2012, 11:37:42 AM »
Anyways, am I bad for cutting off communication after this? She was being honest, but I don't want that pressure on me. Maybe if I was more into the relationship, I could see myself giving it a shot. At 27 you don't meet a lot of 25 year old virigns. You forget they exist.

I think you are scared that you aren't the "right guy."

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« Reply #467 on: June 06, 2012, 11:49:56 AM »
I feel like there's not enough anger from the states.  There are 2 men are competing for every 1 non-obese woman.

At this rate the only option is to leave.



What percentage of these "2 men" are fat fucks or conversely non-obese?
Yeah that blog frames the issue as there aren't enough hot girls in the world for angry blogging economist.  And it's America's/feminists fault.



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« Reply #468 on: June 06, 2012, 11:50:41 AM »
So I had a interesting situation recently. I was kind of seeing a girl off and on. Nothing to serious, but she was fun to hang out with. We we're kind of friends through the same group. Anyways, I was taking it slow with her, because I knew she was a good girl. However, I realized she was pretty shy whenever it came to any type of intimacy. Finally, I asked her two weeks ago if she was a virgin? It was tough to ask, but I was curious. She said she was a virgin and she had never really been in a serious relationship. Obviously, I was set back a bit. She said sex wasn't out of the question, but she had to be sure about the guy.

After finding this out I distanced myself for a few reasons. 1. I don't want that pressure on me. I know my history. Once I do it, i'll be less interested, and you can't do that to a girl like that. 2. We kind of come from different worlds. She's a goody, goody, and I'm pretty adventurous.

Anyways, am I bad for cutting off communication after this? She was being honest, but I don't want that pressure on me. Maybe if I was more into the relationship, I could see myself giving it a shot. At 27 you don't meet a lot of 25 year old virigns. You forget they exist.

She isn't a virgin.
But she does have an STD that she is avoiding telling you about.

correct.  I would bet HPV but with someone who lies about being a virgin, it could be something a bit nastier.
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Where did you meet this girl, fanning?

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« Reply #469 on: June 06, 2012, 12:23:09 PM »
I feel like there's not enough anger from the states.  There are 2 men are competing for every 1 non-obese woman.

At this rate the only option is to leave.

What percentage of these "2 men" are fat fucks or conversely non-obese?
Yeah that blog frames the issue as there aren't enough hot girls in the world for angry blogging economist.  And it's America's/feminists fault.

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.420288104672298.99542.252606714773772&type=3
http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.428979227123937.95404.147566895265173&type=3

heh.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #470 on: June 06, 2012, 12:31:42 PM »
stunner, how do taiwanese girls at myst look at white americans? 

do they hate us like latinos do and stick with their own, or do they want to scissor fight with us?


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« Reply #471 on: June 06, 2012, 12:32:49 PM »
if you say they're down, i'm bailing on the trip to tokyo and hitting taiwan.


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« Reply #472 on: June 06, 2012, 12:35:33 PM »
They would adore you.

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« Reply #473 on: June 06, 2012, 12:37:43 PM »
oh crap.  club myst is on my list of things to do now.


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« Reply #474 on: June 06, 2012, 12:38:49 PM »
So I had a interesting situation recently. I was kind of seeing a girl off and on. Nothing to serious, but she was fun to hang out with. We we're kind of friends through the same group. Anyways, I was taking it slow with her, because I knew she was a good girl. However, I realized she was pretty shy whenever it came to any type of intimacy. Finally, I asked her two weeks ago if she was a virgin? It was tough to ask, but I was curious. She said she was a virgin and she had never really been in a serious relationship. Obviously, I was set back a bit. She said sex wasn't out of the question, but she had to be sure about the guy.

After finding this out I distanced myself for a few reasons. 1. I don't want that pressure on me. I know my history. Once I do it, i'll be less interested, and you can't do that to a girl like that. 2. We kind of come from different worlds. She's a goody, goody, and I'm pretty adventurous.

Anyways, am I bad for cutting off communication after this? She was being honest, but I don't want that pressure on me. Maybe if I was more into the relationship, I could see myself giving it a shot. At 27 you don't meet a lot of 25 year old virigns. You forget they exist.

She isn't a virgin.
But she does have an STD that she is avoiding telling you about.

correct.  I would bet HPV but with someone who lies about being a virgin, it could be something a bit nastier.
  :sdeek:

Where did you meet this girl, fanning?
Bar. Woke up in some random basement with her two years ago. We stayed friends and started talking again recently after she saw me on the news in Pittsburgh.